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Footballistic Confessions of a Geezer

Posted on October 19, 2007 Written by The Nittany Turkey

The State of Things in 1964

In 1964, the year of my matriculation to Penn State, the following things were true:

  • Joe Paterno was an assistant to Rip Engle
  • Girls had to live in women-only dorms unless they were 21 or married
  • Jerry Sandusky was playing defensive end and also played offense
  • Girls had to be back in the dorm at 11:30 on weeknights and 1:00 on weekends
  • Pittsburgh still had operating street car lines
  • Dick Anderson was a graduate assistant who taught my phys ed class
  • The only State Store in Centre County was in Bellefonte
  • Galen Hall was already an ex-quarterback
  • The academic year was comprised of four quarters
  • Mike McQueary wasn’t born yet
  • Glenn Ressler was our only All-America team member
  • It was the Look All-America Team then, sponsored by a long defunct weekly picture magazine
  • We smoked cigarettes and pipes in class
  • Beaver Stadium held about 45,000 people
  • Players played both ways, offense and defense
  • In State College, bars served beer but not liquor
  • The Pitt game was the big rivalry, it was always the last game of the year, and I always froze my ass
  • A gallon of gas cost $0.29
  • The Nittany Lions played a 5-3 defense, because defending the run was what it was all about
  • Cornerbacks were called defensive halfbacks
  • Lyndon B. Johnson was the President of the United States
  • Since the run was the thing, the offense lined up with two halfbacks, a fullback, and two ends
  • The fullback was always the most productive runner.
  • The fullback in 1964 was Tommy Urbanik.
  • You could buy a new, fully equipped, full-sized car for $3000
  • Syracuse used to kick our ass regularly
  • Elizabeth Taylor was totally hot in Cleopatra
  • Freshmen were not allowed to play varsity football, so there was a freshman team
  • All freshmen except commuters had to live in the dorms
  • The unranked Nittany Lions trounced the #2 Buckeyes in Columbus, 27-0
  • There were no such things as co-ed dorms
  • Our quarterback was Gary Wydman, backed up by Jack White
  • The Steelers sucked
  • The Pirates were good
  • Jenny wasn’t born yet
  • Neither were some of the McCabe Sisters

We’re talking 43 years ago here, folks. Boy, am I old! But I hope these factoids were fun for you.

If anyone else is still alive from that period, please post your reminiscences in the comments below.

Thanks!

—TNT

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