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Semi-Strong Showing Beats Nemesis

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On a perfect fall day in University Park, the Penn State Nittany Lions (5-1, 2-0 B1G) defeated the Iowa Hawkeyes (3-2, 0-1) 13-3 before a non-sellout Beaver Stadium crowd of 103,497. Blame the STEP program for the empty seats, methinks.

Although the Hawkeyes have long been a problem for the Lions, I’ve always liked and respected them. First of all, they wear Steelers’ uniforms. Of equal importance, they have a great head coach, Kirk Ferentz.

Penn State’s defense dominated the game, which was destined to be a low scoring field goal contest despite what Phil Grosz might have predicted. This Turkey had it right — take the damn “under”. (The O/U was 45.5 — a no-brainer for this pair of teams). Alas, the Turkey also thought the score would end up closer than it did, not covering the 4.5 point spread. Figuring that the margin would be a single field goal, I was looking good until McGloin hit Haplea for a TD halfway through the final stanza.

Stanza? Sportswriter Thesaurus stuff. The word reminds me that the Hawkeyes sure looked like they could have used their multi-year starting quarterback Ricky Stanzi. His replacement, junior James Vandenburg was 17-34 for only 169 yards and two interceptions.

McGloin's Irish Mouthpiece
McGloin's Irish Mouthpiece

The PSU quarterback tandem roughly equaled the Iowa passing yardage on a 15-26 effort, which included the aforementioned touchdown pass by McGloin, as well as an embarrassing red zone interception, also by the ruddy lad with the Irish flag mouth piece. McGloin has the better day and took more snaps than Bolden, who is beginning to look to this Turkey as if he will not be “ready” this season. Bolden cannot seem to hit receivers accurately, even though he has an NFL caliber arm. (So did Morelli, and you see what that got him.) He seems to lack poise in the pocket, like he’s nervous or uncomfortable there. McGloin wasn’t perfect, as I mentioned, and he might not have the rifle of an arm Bolden has, but his stats were promising: 12-19 for 133 yards with one TD and one INT. Bolden was 3-7 for 31 yards.

Interestingly enough, former Gator coach Urban Meyer, doing the color commentary for ESPN/ABC insisted that McGloin would be his man if he were coaching. He’s the Turkey’s man, too. I’m no Urban Meyer, and I don’t play one on TV, but I think at this point any football idiot who read Football for Dummies by Rich Rodriguez would make the same assessment. Throughout the weekend, rumors swirled on message boards that the PSU administration had been involved in talks with Meyer about the head coaching job. One of the ostensible reasons, other than Meyer’s record, is that one of his possible destinations is Ohio State, being from Ohio, and we sure as hell wouldn’t want him coaching against Penn State. A pre-emptive strike. But hey, wouldn’t that require Joe to step down first? When’s that going to happen? I thought so. Joe will leave when he’s ready. Meyer has attempted to quash the rumor. As of the time I’m writing this, the kebash has been applied to that whole thang, with PSU Athletic Director Tim Curley issuing a waffled statement semi-denying that anything of the sort did or will happen, maybe, possibly.

Perhaps.

McGloin Hands the Rock to Redd
McGloin Hands the Rock to Redd

It was back to fundamentals for the Nittany Lion offense. Bo and Woody would have been congratulating Paterno on his “three yards and a cloud of dust” wisdom. Ball control football, with a very good runner like Silas Redd, keeps the defense fresh, and it showed in this game. The Lions held the ball for almost 36 minutes overall. Redd has a great day, with 142 yards on 28 carries. His backup, Curtis Dukes, added 60 yards on nine carries. Overall, the Lions were able to ring up 231 yards on the ground. Nice!

Against Penn State’s staunch defense, the Hawkeyes could manage only 253 total yards. Their primo runner, sophomore Marcus Coker, was held to 74 yards and Vandenberg added 10 yards to total 84 skimpy yards for the ‘Eyes.

An encouraging sign for the remainder of the season is that Anthony Fera was 2/2 on field goal tries, although the long one was 20 yards. That statistic, my friends, is disturbing. Once again the Lions show that they cannot execute inside the opponent’s 30 yard-line. Although I can give Iowa’s somewhat inexperienced defense credit for stiffening up, this has been a perennial problem for these boys. It sucks, too. But you knew that. In my cynical prediction (18-15 PSU), I anticipated six field goals by PSU, simply because they don’t seem to be able to cash in for six once in the opponent’s red zone, no matter who the opponent is. To emphasize this shortcoming, not to make you sick, I will recap the drives that reached the Hawkeyes’ 30:

  1. PSU drives to the 2. (FG)
  2. PSU drives to the 3. (FG)
  3. PSU drives to the 6. (INT)
  4. PSU drives to the 2. (TD)

So, there you go. Four trips inside the six — the six, damnit! — and only 13 points to show for it. Something is wrong there.

I have to congratulate the offensive line on its newfound ability to open up holes for Silas Redd, but they’ve still got a long way to go. The red zone issues are partly on their backs.

A win is a win, though, and overall, the boys deserve credit for maintaining their enthusiasm throughout the game, beating a long-time nemesis. Expect their winning ways to continue next week, as the hapless Boilermakers of Purdue invade the Beave for a noon Homecoming game.

I’ll be back later in the week with a preview and prediction for the Purdue game.

I Want to See Something

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The Nittany Lions (4-1, 1-0 B1G) host the Iowa Hawkeyes (3-1, 0-0) at Beaver Stadium today, and this Turkey wants to see what this Penn State team is made of. Yeah, there have been “tests” and I’d say our boys have flunked them. This is yet another test against a nemesis which has beaten PSU eight of the past ten times they’ve met. It doesn’t seem to make a difference whether the games are at home or away. Iowa has Penn State’s number.

The Hawkeyes are coming off a 45-17 win over Louisiana-Monroe — that was two weeks ago, as last week was a bye. The only marquis opponent they’ve faced thus far has been Pittsburgh, who they beat in a 31-27 shootout.

This year, the Hawkeyes have struggled a bit trying to find an offense, having lost their guiding light and starting quarterback Ricky Stanzi to graduation. His replacement,  junior James Vandenberg, has steadily improved. Against Pitt, he was 31-48 for 399 yards, 3 TDs and an INT. ??? ????? ?? ??? ??????? Sophomore running back Marcus Coker has been erratic. Against Pitt, he ran the ball 23 times for 86 yards with a long run of 14 yards. Expect to see the ‘eyes come out throwing. Receivers Keenan Davis and Marvin McNutt are competent.

Their defense has been suspect, too, as they yielded 44 points to perennial Big 12 patsy Iowa State in an overtime loss and 27 points to Pitt. They rank #73 in overall defense. With just two sacks and five tackles for loss all season, Penn State could find some offense against this group. In pass efficiency defense, they rank #87. ??? ???? ?? ?????? I’m thinking that if McGloin, the more accurate passer, can pick apart the secondary to set up the run, PSU will put some damn points on the board, for a change.

Where Iowa has shone most consistently through the years Penn State has been in the Big Ten is in its coaching. Kirk Ferentz has been brilliant in winning consistently against the Lions. ??????? Paterno is his bitch.

Offense has been Penn State’s big problem thus far. Ineptitude is rampant at the skill positions. Penalties, turnovers, and the quarterback tag team have conspired to daunt many scoring chances. The Nittany Lions’ usual problems inside the opponent’s 30 yard line are still there, only worse. I’d say that the offense could get a slug of confidence against the Iowa defense, but I thought that would happen in the Indiana game, too. It didn’t. If they keep on screwing up, any Big Ten defense will be sufficient to shut cheapest generic soma them down. Penn State’s scoring offense ranks #93 nationally, prompting this Turkey to give them the IS (it sucks) rating.

Meanwhile, Penn State’s defense numbers look great. Two caveats there: 1) Alabama played its vanilla offense against PSU, not wanting to show its full range of tricks to the SEC, and 2) Mike Mauti’s absence means a helluva lot. Nevertheless, they rank #7 in scoring defense and #5 in total defense. Against the run, they are #24. Perhaps Coker will get the ball more often for Iowa.

What I would like to see is McGloin getting most of the snaps. It would be great if he could start and there could be some continuity during the damn game, for the other players’ sake and to establish some rhythm. Passing success will open up the field for the running game, which should be up to the task, with Silas Redd being joined by the entrepreneurial Stephfon Green, who, according to Joe Paterno, is back. Receivers will have to catch balls that are thrown reasonably well, and the offensive line will have to improve its performance, but this game is winnable if the mistakes abate. I want to see some enthusiasm, some motivation on the part of the players. It doesn’t make me happy to see guys not even charged up in the first set of downs. The fire is lacking in all but a few players. Winning attitudes win games.

This game will lack some of the demotivating features we have come to know and love. It is a home game, and a 3:30 start. (Thank you ABC/ESPN, for thinking at the beginning of the season that this would be a consequential game.) The weather is perfect, mostly sunny with a high of 75°. Winds will be calm. No excuses!

I’m about to fall asleep, so it better damn well be time for the Official Turkey Poop Forecast for today’s game. First, let me thank you for your patience — I know how late I have been in getting this published. Well, the gambling line favors Penn State by 4.5 and the over/under is 45.5. My inclination, due to the poor offense on both sides coupled with Penn State’s credible defense, would be to take the under. As for the rest of the prediction, I’m bein’ a homey this week (I said homey not homo), but thinking that the game will be decided by a field goal, and Penn State will once again fail to cover the spread. Let’s call it Penn State 18, Iowa 15.

Overtraining Has Its Price

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The price paid by a dozen members of the Iowa Hawkeyes football team is a serious medical condition called rhabdomyolysis, which is a breakdown of muscle tissues that results in overloading the kidneys to the extent that they can be damaged severely. This is the same syndrome experienced by a small percentage of people who take statin drugs for control of serum cholesterol, the muscle cramps and weakness that you read about in the fine print in the information insert or hear about on the TV ad triple-tongued voice-over. But seriously, this is a bad situation. One player noted on Facebook that his urine had turned brown, which is one major symptom of rhabdo. Others started throwing up profusely. They’re all in the hospital being treated now, and they are said to be stable and recovering, but the university is pretty much stonewalling the whole thing. Coach Kirk Ferentz, who was out of town recruiting, was apprised of the situation and pledges to get to the bottom of it.

At what point does training go too far? Not long ago at UCF here in Orlando, a player named Eric Plancher died during a practice on a hot day. He was known to have the sickle cell trait. Last year, former Michigan head coach Rich Rodriguez came under fire for violating the NCAA maximum hours of practice per week.  What’s this all about? We’re all worried about concussions on the field, but some of the stuff that goes on in practice negatively affects the health of arguably more players. Presumably, schools competing at the highest level of college ball have exercise physiologists, physiatrists, and other medical personnel adding their input about intensity of practice. However, this Turkey has to wonder just how much the coaches abide by the doc’s recommendation. Pressure to succeed on the field means lots of money, and it comes at a correspondingly high price in human toil.

You can read more about this in the Washington Post’s article (but not much more, because the university is stonewalling it).