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Anger Management

Posted on April 18, 2006 Written by The Nittany Turkey

We all get those stupid Internet chain letters that generally are about some hoax like Lee Marvin having served under Mr. Rogers in the U.S. Marine Corps in Korea, or some such nonsense. Occasionally, though, one of these things will stand out as a genuinely creative effort. I am in no way attesting to the veracity of this one, but when I read it I got a huge laugh. Thus, I wanted to share it with you, not by polluting your mailbox, but by giving you the option to read it here if you feel like it.

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Turkey Humor: The Pre-Booty Call Agreement

Posted on March 2, 2006 Written by The Nittany Turkey

The following might be offensive to some, so to those I say: The subject matter is SEX; if you don’t like it, don’t read it.

I thought this was pretty clever when I spotted it on a friend’s blog. It is a blank agreement to be signed by a male sex partner who is about to enter into into a “booty call” relationship. It is reprinted with my friend’s permission.

Enjoy!

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A Man’s Right to Choose

Posted on January 26, 2006 Written by The Nittany Turkey

With the Alito confirmation vote close at hand, we’ve been subjected to the great abortion debate once again. This whole “a woman’s right to choose” thing has gotten on my nerves for years, but only recently have I started to think about why men can’t demand similar “rights.” I’m not talking about the sub-debate about whether a woman having an abortion should or should not be required to notifiy her husband. That’s another debate for another time. What I wish to talk about here is a man’s right to choose what he does with his body and where he puts parts of it. [Read more…]

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