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A Tainted ‘Wink’

Posted on January 11, 2006 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Yes, I’ll admit that I have a profile on match.com. I’ve met some interesting women through that channel, even though I’m not seeking marriage or a long-term, committed relationship. Apparently, neither were they.

Yesterday, I received a wink from a match.com member. A wink is a risk-free, semi-anonymous expression of interest that arrives via e-mail. The winkee gets to check out the profile of the winker to see whether or not he is interested before responding one way or the other.

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I Guess the World Didn’t End After All!

Posted on November 14, 2005 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Last week, the Turkey reviewed the first part of “Category 7: The End of the World,” a CBS mini-series. In that review, I declared that this piece of trash wasn’t worth any more of my time. So, I’m back. I lied. My mendacity as a reviewer thus exposed, I’ll launch right into the review of Part Two.
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The End of the World? Definitely.

Posted on November 7, 2005 Written by The Nittany Turkey

The Turkey generally does not do movie and TV reviews, but I am impelled to comment on CBS’s piece of crap, waste of time mini-series called Category 7: The End of the World. From its technical inaccuracies to its political agenda, from its sophomoric dialog to its miscasting, this is the worst garbage I have seen on network TV since the demise of My Mother, The Car, which at least did not take itself seriously. I had to force myself to get through it last night. Well, that’s a lie. I Tivoed it and couldn’t stay awake long enough to watch all of it last night. I had to finish the final half hour of what turned out to be the first installment this afternoon. When it ended with “To be continued…” I knew that I probably would not be watching the second (and, I would hope, final) installment.
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