Now that spring turkey season is over, this Turkey is going to hie his feathered butt into the woods for a couple of weeks. Thus, there will be no loquacious drivel emanating from this keyboard for a while. I trust that the lapse will reduce my readership to an absolute nadir, if it isn’t already there due to a lack of relevant subject matter in the off-season (I don’t cover Paterno contract crap, the Spread HD (which no one knows anything about), and the recruiting meat market.)

And so, to my remaining reader: So long for a while, Mom!