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Feelgood Story about PSU Fans

Posted on October 1, 2009 Written by The Nittany Turkey

We Nittany Lions fans all need something uplifting after that rough, rainy Saturday night loss to Iowa. Drozz of Glasses of Joe unearthed an article in the Daily Iowan that does the trick for me. Read it here. I promise that you’ll enjoy it.

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Some Random Thoughts about Iowa

Posted on September 29, 2009 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Waterloo, Iowa is a town with a population of about two-thirds of a full house at Beaver Stadium. It is subject to devastating floods when the Cedar River swells. I guess that’s why they call it Waterloo: water representing the floods and loo being British slang for toilet, which brings us to the Nittany Lions’ performance at their own Waterloo last Saturday night.

For those of you who attended public school and slept through it, Waterloo was the site of Napoleon Bonaparte’s final defeat. After the Grand Army got its butt kicked there by the British and the Prussians, Nappy abdicated his emperorship and retired. A couple of years later, he died.

But I digress.

The Nittany Lions came to their own Waterloo feeling pretty good about their chances. They were #4 and #5 in the big national polls. Just about everybody — including this Turkey — felt that they were ranked at least 10 positions too high. What had they accomplished this year, other than giving us doubts about whether the offensive line would ever be effective and reassuring us by beating three 30-point underdogs?

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Corn, Hogs, and Eye of Hawk

Posted on September 24, 2009 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Come Saturday evening, there’ll be some kinda hoedown in the whitened out confines of Beaver Stadium, as the almost-ranked Iowa Hawkeyes (3-0, 0-0 Big Ten) come to town to square off with the #5 Nittany Lions (3-0, 0-0 Big Ten) in the first conference game of the season. The Lions’ official terminology czar, Guido d’Elia, demands that we call this a Whitehouse game, so we will. Any way you slice it, Beaver Stadium will be visible from the moon, a vast white blobule with a small wedge of black and yellow in the crappy seats in the northeast corner.

A lot of big shots are attending the game. Katie, from our local chapter of the alumni association will be there. Mike of Black Shoes Diary will be there. Because of their presence, I suppose, ESPN has decided to air College  Gameday from Beaver Stadium this weekend, too. The folks at ESPN/Disney/ABC are no fools, you know.

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