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Paterno nominated for Presidential Medal of Freedom

Posted on August 9, 2010 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Nittany Lions head coach Joe Paterno has been nominated for the Presidential Medal of Freedom, the highest civilian award in the United States by U.S. Representative Glenn Thompson (R-PA, 5th), who sent President Barack Obama a letter with 17 additional signatures asking that Paterno be rewarded for his efforts serving his team, school and community.

Does Joe deserve it?

This Turkey thinks so. He has touched the lives of countless thousands of young men in a myriad ways, inspiring them to great heights on the field and in the classroom while guiding them in their maturation as responsible and productive adults. He has donated millions of dollars of his own money to bolster the Penn State library, while raising literally billions in support for the Penn State endowment and the athletic program through the years.

But will he get it?

This Turkey thinks not. It would be nice to think that President Obama would transcend politics to do the right thing, but in this case what he’ll probably do is find a good excuse to give the medal to someone else, laying out a very well constructed rationalization that makes the whole thing seem perfectly legitimate. Why would he want to deny Joe? Simple politics. Paterno is a Republican who not only stood in nomination of George H. W. Bush in New Orleans in 1988, but also has publicly expressed his displeasure with the directions of the Obama Administration. He was nominated for the Presidential Medal of Freedom by a Republican congressman. The Obama White House, although paying lip service to the desire to reach across the aisle, has done little to convince us that this is anything but hypocritical posturing. Beside being of the wrong political persuasion and beside having been nominated by another Republican, Paterno’s selection might alienate voters in swing states like Ohio or Florida, merely because of football rivalries. Obama and crew (Axelrod, Plouffe, et. al.) know how to mind their political P’s and Q’s down to the last iota.

Still, there is hope. Although the nominations for the Presidential Medal of Freedom undoubtedly will be weighed and evaluated politically — because everything Obama does is a political maneuver — there can be some significant political benefit in naming the venerable coach the recipient. That Paterno is a Republican is well known, hence the award could be seen as “reaching across the aisle.” This Turkey is certain that this potential political exploitation will not be overlooked. Furthermore, Joe’s son and quarterbacks coach Jay Paterno is an active Obama supporter who campaigned vigorously for him in 2008. Although Pennsylvania typically votes Democrat, the unwritten rules of big-time politics mandate some form of quid pro quo. Finally, and by no means least significant, is that Joe flat out deserves the award, which has been won in the past by two of his contemporaries: Paul “Bear” Bryant and John Wooden.

There are multiple categories and, thus, multiple medals to be awarded in a given year. I cannot think of any reason why Paterno should not receive an award that most recently was given to Billie Jean King (2009, for political reasons that should be obvious to the keen observer). I would like to see him get it while he is still around to bask in its glow, unlike Bryant, who was honored posthumously. Therefore, I am hereby imploring my brother from another mother, my president who pledged to serve me even though I didn’t vote for him, my main man in DC, Barry Obama to do the right thing, not the safe thing or the politically expedient thing: Award Joe Paterno the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

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The Joseph V. Paterno Award

Posted on March 5, 2010 Written by The Nittany Turkey

The Maxwell Football Club of Philadelphia has established a new annual college football coaching award named after Penn State Nittany Lions Head Coach Joe Paterno.

Selection criteria for the Joseph V. Paterno Award have not yet been revealed. The Maxwell Club currently honors college coaches with two established awards, the George Munger Coach of the Year Award and the Tri-State Coach of the Year Award. The 2009 Munger award went to Gary Patterson, Head Football Coach of Texas Christian University, while Temple University Head Football Coach Al Golden was selected as 2009 Tri-State Coach of the Year.

This Turkey’s conjecture is that the Joseph V. Paterno Award will honor superior lifetime college coaching contributions and accomplishments. As it would be gauche for Joe to win an award named after him, this Turkey’s first three selections are Paul “Bear” Bryant (posthumously), Eddie Robinson (posthumously), and Bobby Bowden. I believe that Joe would also pick those three. That ought to prime the pump for the first few years.

Yeah, I know that Bryant died in 1983 and Robinson died in 2007. But if you’re going to hand out an award for lifetime coaching achievements in the modern eras, you have to include those three. Besides, you don’t want Bobby to be the first recipient, do you?

Feel fortunate that I didn’t go back to Ara Parseghian, Bud Wilkinson, and Knute Rockne.

At tonight’s awards banquet, held in Atlantic City, the Maxwell Football Club will award 14 separate awards to football players and coaches from high school, college, and professional programs. In addition to the coaching awards mentioned in the previous paragraph, 2009 college honorees will include University of Texas quarterback Colt McCoy (73rd Maxwell Award, for college football player of the year) and Nebraska defensive tackle  Ndamukong Suh (13th annual Chuck Bednarik Award, for defensive player of the year).

From the pro ranks, Quarterback Drew Brees and Head Coach Sean Payton of the New Orleans Saints will receive the 2009 Bert Bell Player of the Year and the 2009 Greasy Neale Coach of the year, respectively.

Ron Jaworski is the sitting president of the Maxwell Football Club, which is headquartered in Philadelphia.

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Eleventh Hour Thoughts

Posted on December 31, 2009 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Where have you been? I missed you. Happy New Year to all of you and a belated Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and whatever the appropriate phraseology might be for Kwanzaa — essentially three unrelated holiday concepts united by a common Julian month. But I digress.

Oh, yeah — I haven’t posted anything for three weeks, so it’s no wonder you haven’t stopped by. Sorry, but it always seems as if this time of year is replete with excuses for not writing. Moreover, I get writer’s block — there is so much to say, and yet here I sit with a blank mind.

Accordingly, this will be a loosely connected train of thoughts about the bowl season and the Capital One Bowl in particular. We left off with #11 Penn State and #13 LSU being selected as the combatants in the 2010 Tangerine Bowl.

OK, don’t get confused. I’m using throwback names here. It all started out with the Tangerine Bowl, which we Orlando old-timers used to call “The T-Bowl”. That was both the name of the stadium and the name of the minor bowl game that was played there. For some reason known only to the Florida Citrus Sports Association, the event and venue name was changed to the Citrus Bowl. Meanwhile, a new, even more minor bowl game, remarkably called the Tangerine Bowl, was invented. Since that time, of course, someone in the NCAA decided that amateur athletics was a big money game, so corporate sponsorships became all the rage. So, the Citrus Bowl, which in olden days used to be called the Tangerine Bowl, became the Capital One Bowl and the even more minor Tangerine Bowl became the Champs Sports Bowl. What’s in your wallet?

The Capital One Bowl is regarded by some as the creme de la creme of non-BCS bowls. On what basis that would be, this Turkey does not know. The only measure that makes sense in this pecuniary world of amateur competition is the amount of money paid out to competing teams. There are 34 bowl games this year. Jeez! Of these, five are BCS bowls: the Sugar, Orange, Rose, Fiesta, and Still Somewhat Mythical National Championship game. (I’m ignoring corporate sponsor names, because that sucks.)  This year, BCS bowls pay $17 million, while the minor bowls range from $300,000 (the PapaJohns.com Bowl, in Birmingham) to $5,830,000 (the Chick-Fil-A Bowl, formerly known as the Peach Bowl, in Atlanta). The Capital One Bowl comes in second among wannabe bowls at $4,250,000.

So, perhaps the pissing contest among second-rate bowl games comes down to a combination of money plus being played on New Year’s Day? (The Peach Bowl takes place on New Year’s Eve.) Seems contrived to me.

Maybe it’s who has the better TV commercials, as long as we’re talking money here. The Capital One barbarians, brutish and dumb sounding with cockney accents (no doubt historically accurate recreations from original recordings of Attila the hun), are still smarter than those dumb cows whose Kindergarten scrawl on billboards urges us to “Eat more chikin.” Ahh, but maybe the barbarians can’t write at all. Yeah, good thought.

Nevertheless, $4,250,000 can support a lot of third-rate sports at Penn State, so this Turkey is all for it. After all, those sports programs — at least some of them, the ones whose events you get to attend gratis — are populated by real student athletes.

So, I’ve been watching lots of those pauper bowls, juiced by my entry in a pool that could net me a couple hundred smackeroos if my predictions work out well. After the first five games, I was thinking about how to save face — I had zero correct picks. Nada. Zilch. OMG. WTF?? But then again, I look at those forlorn stadiums mostly populated by some students wanting to party and parents of players there from a sense of obligation, if not familial pride, and I ask: How the hell can anyone successfully pick these damn games, and who the hell wants to travel to Detroit or Toronto in the dead of winter to attend a game between Marshall and Ohio, or USF and Northern Illinois?

(I’m doing better in the pool now. I’m in sixth place after last night’s games, poised to make my move.)

So, the bowl season heats up today with the Armed Forces Bowl, the Sun Bowl, the Texas Bowl, the Insight Bowl, and the aforementioned Chick-Fil-A Bowl. New Year’s Eve is the beginning of the major and almost major bowl games.

That brings us to Penn State and LSU. They’re pretty similar in terms of performance in their conferences as well as in their deficiencies on the field. Both lost all their big conference games to teams that would mostly wind up in BCS bowls. LSU (9-3) lost to Florida (Sugar Bowl), Alabama (SSMNC), and Ol’ Miss (Cotton), while Penn State (10-2) lost to Iowa (Orange) and Ohio State (Rose). Supporters of both teams had high hopes for a national championship this year (yeah, right!), and that was based on what? Optimism reigns supreme in August, but for the vast preponderance of college football teams, hopes are deflated before November. Such was the case for both the Bengal Tigers and the Nittany Lions. Lions and Tigers and Bears, oh my!

LSU has little offense to speak of. Between that and the fact that Penn State can put lots of pressure on a quarterback, this Turkey does not expect to see a huge number of points on the scoreboard under LSU’s moniker. To ensure this, the PSU defensive front seven must keep up the pressure in passing situations, because the Nittany Lions’ secondary sucks.

Penn State can score points if quarterback Daryll Clark is given enough time to throw the ball and if Evan Royster and Stephfon Green can get going. The key to both of those things happening is the Penn State offensive line, which is another area of suckage. So, look for frustrating performances on offense by both teams.

This will be exacerbated by crappy field conditions. The Citrus Bowl has been beaten up recently, serving as the venue for a state high school championship as well as the Champs Sports Bowl, played on Tuesday night. If you watched that game, you saw great clumps of sod being churned up on the field. Furthermore, we’re expecting a bit of rain here in Orlando over the next 24 hours, which encompasses game time. This might not be a major factor, but I’m just sayin’.

Last but not least, we have to touch on the horrible Penn State special teams. They were bad at the beginning of the season and didn’t seem to improve a whit through the final game. Jeremy Boone is a halfway decent punter, but if the other 10 guys can’t cover his punts, he’s not a weapon. The coaching brain trust seemed to be out of ideas when we last touched on this. The coverage on kickoffs is similarly crappy. Accordingly, the Nittany Lions cannot, must not kick off in the direction of Trindon Holliday, a track star who runs the 100m in 10 seconds. He’s only 5’5″ and 160 lbs, but he is greased lightning up the ass fast. If he gets the ball on a kickoff, given the crappiness of the kickoff coverage Penn State has exhibited all year and the fact that Collin Wagner cannot kick the ball deep, he’ll need a few missed tackles and a mere nine seconds to scamper past the Penn State goal line. No way, friends. That cannot be allowed to happen.

Let us hope for some wide open offense from both teams, so this one does not become a boring sphincterball sleeperfest.

Well, that brings us to our last Official Turkey Poop Prediction of the 2009-10 season. Current line on the game favors Penn State by 2.5, with an over/under of 43.5, suggesting a PSU win by about 23-20. This Turkey is so convinced that the Nittany Lions are going to win this one that I picked Penn State in the bowl pool and weighted it heavily. I’m sticking with the good guys on New Year’s Day. Penn State 24, LSU 20.

Thanks again and a big, hearty Happy New Year to all my readers. As those of you who have followed me for a while know, I write about other stuff besides football in the off-season. I’ll see you all down the pike.

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