Matt Sandusky, adopted son of the Tickle Monster, has filed a petition to Centre County Court requesting that his name be changed. Matt, you will recall, is the son who accused his adopted father of abuse at Jer’s trial last year but never testified.

Obviously, all are tight-lipped about the new surname. Methinks it would be appropriate for Matt to revert to his birth mother’s surname, if he knows it. Otherwise, all bets are off. Some enterprising reporter is bound to let us in on the secret.

Sandusky is clearly now a name of ignominious repute, so what are you going to do about it, Sandusky, Ohio?