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Memories of an Astounding PSU Victory

Posted on October 23, 2013 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Back in September 2006, in anticipation of another classic Penn State vs Ohio State meeting in the Horseshoe, I posted my indelibly shocking memories of a much earlier game from what is now 49 years ago. I thought I would re-post it here without all the extraneous verbiage relating to the 2006 game. Please return with me to those wonderful days of yesteryear, when men were men and could still act like men, when gas was cheap and cars were large, and when Rip Engle was still coaching the Nittany Lions.

The year was 1964. Some of you were around back then, but most of you probably weren’t. For those who were, let me tickle some old memories. For those who weren’t, this is a story worth reading.

It was November 7, 1964, when the unranked Nittany Lions traveled to Columbus to play the undefeated, #2 Buckeyes, who no doubt expected the little Nittany Kitties to be trembling in their shoes in the vaunted horseshoe. Our boys (well, boys who are now in their 60s) were desperately overmatched by an acknowledged national power. Penn State had already lost four games, to Navy, UCLA, Oregon, and Syracuse, carrying a record of 3–4 into Columbus. Meanwhile, Ohio State was 6–0 and thinking Rose Bowl. Buckeye head coach Woody Hayes had a score to settle, having lost at home to Penn State in 1963 by the slim margin of 10–7, and presumably, the coaching legend would have his men well prepared to annihilate these non-conference upstarts.

Back then, PSU was an Eastern Independent, several decades removed from ultimately joining the Big Ten. Our only All-America player was Maxwell Trophy winner Glen Ressler, who played both offensive guard and middle guard (nose tackle) on defense. The quarterback was the long forgotten Gary Wydman. I can recall a few other names from that team, most of which will probably not resonate with you. I believe that the fullback was Tommy Urbanik and the center was named Andronici. Mike Irwin was a carrot-topped halfback from Altoona. Those are about all the names this Turkey’s memory can muster. One more name that was contributed by a friend and contemporary: Jerry Sandusky.

Let me digress briefly to apprise you of how things were at Penn State back then on November 7, 1964. The capacity of Beaver Stadium was 46,284. The University President was Eric A. Walker. The Nittany Lions head coach was Rip Engle and Joe Paterno was his assistant. Our big rivalry games were Pitt and Syracuse. Girls had to be in their dorms no later than 11:30 PM on weeknights and 1:00 AM on weekends. (All women had to live in dorms unless they were married or at least 21 years old, and co-ed dorms were unthinkable.) Students could smoke in class. There was still no State Store in State College; consequently, every Friday afternoon, a traffic gridlock choked the Benner Pike from the “Y” to downtown Bellefonte, where the only State Store was located, as over-21 seniors and grad students stocked up on cheap booze for the weekend for themselves and their underage colleagues. Hi-Way Pizza was brand new and Les’ Subs delivered their greasy sandwiches to dorms and frat houses in all kinds of weather. The all-new ’64-1/2 Ford Mustang was Motor Trend’s Car of the Year and it was setting all-time sales records at a list price of $1995. “Muscle cars” were all the rage and why not? Gasoline was 29 cents a gallon. Nobody worried about its price ever increasing. On the music scene, earlier, in the spring, four shaggy blokes from Liverpool called the Beatles invaded our shores and changed the course of pop music. President John F. Kennedy had been assassinated a year earlier;  four days before the game his successor, President Lyndon B. Johnson had soundly defeated Arizona Senator Barry M. Goldwater in the 1964 presidential election. Meanwhile, a nascent war was expanding in a small country in Southeast Asia called Vietnam, formerly known as French Indochina. The military draft was gearing up for increasingly more conscriptions to fuel that war, which would become a major, divisive social issue on the university campuses of America.

However, on game day with Ohio State, national politics and international conflicts took a back seat to the gridiron, at least in State College and Columbus. This Turkey, then a sophomore, listened to the game on the radio in his dorm room in East Halls, as there was only one “game of the week” on the dorm’s black and white TV back then, and this was not it.

I listened intently as it sounded more and more like the Nittany Lions would have a chance. I thought that their performance was too good to last. Surely, the mighty Buckeyes were merely toying with their pesky enemy. Amazingly, however, when the time keeper’s gun sounded at halftime (yes, we still used guns back then—the official time was kept on the field), the Nittany Lions’ defense had completely stifled the mighty Buckeyes, who slinked into the locker room with negative yardage and a great big goose egg on the scoreboard. Woody must have been incensed. It seemed too good to be true. But as the game resumed, the stunned Ohio State squad still could barely muster any offense, and the Lions dominated for the remainder of the game. In fact, the Buckeyes didn’t get a first down until the PSU first team defense sat down in the fourth quarter. By then, it was too little and too late. Final score: Penn State 27, Ohio State 0.

A ground swell of excitement enveloped sleepy State College. This Turkey was involved in the ensuing celebration at the main campus. We rioted in the streets. Revelers carried some poor schmuck’s Volkswagen down to the pond behind Prexy Walker’s house, now part of the alumni complex, floating it on the water. (It had been rumored that VW Beetles would not sink if they hit the water, and we drunks felt that this experiment would provide empirical evidence to either support or refute that claim. It floated—for a while.) A Pittsburgh bound Greyhound bus parked next to the Corner Room was vandalized by rioters as passengers fled in sheer terror. The then extant “greasy construction workers” vs. “college punks” debate was set aside for the moment, as was the reform-minded ad hoc committee in loco parentis, as State College came together, bubbling over with joy (and beer).

On that particular day, the collective soul of State College was there on the field in Columbus with our brave warriors. The Buckeyes were never in the game. As this game was played before Penn State was regarded as a national power, it was perhaps the seminal event in the football comeuppance of a hitherto oft-forgotten Land Grant University in a sleepy but happy valley in Central Pennsylvania. It was David slaying Goliath. Nobody took us lightly from then on.

The Lions went on to finish that season with a 6–4 record, while the Buckeyes wound up 7–2, their only other loss being to Michigan in their end of season rivalry game. Those records are long forgotten, but this game will live on with all of us who were around back then.

(You’re still waiting for the preview and prediction for this year’s game, but it’ll either be worth waiting for or it will piss you off. I will publish it sometime in the next 24 hours.)

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Thoughts on the OSU game

Posted on October 29, 2012 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Sweaty Brutus like

I’m back from the weekend camping excursion, upon which Hurricane Sandy did not impinge. Not only did I have a great time camping, but also I did not miss a single blown call in the Penn State vs. Ohio State game. Artificially Sweetened and your Nittany Turkey felt that it was worthwhile to interrupt the campout to drive a couple hundred miles and see the game with our gang at the house of Jackstand, who had prepared a feast composed of a marvelous standing rib roast, cooked to perfection. What a way to supplement camp food!

Sweaty Brutus like
The sweaty Brutus the Undefeated Buckeye likes being able to say “what if” his team could have played in the post-season.

Getting right on down to the business at hand, this game was supposed to be Penn State’s apotheosis — the game of the century, so to speak, which if won, would elevate the Nittany Lions to the vaunted position of rubbing elbows with the football gods themselves, so hep me Jay-sus. However, as it turned out, those football gods were inhospitable toward the assembled multitude of 107,818 white-clad worshippers in the Great Temple at Beavopolis, as beleaguered and bowl incapable Penn State (5-3, 3-1 Big Ten) dropped the Big One (and bit the big one) to similarly post-season ineligible Ohio State (9-0, 5-0), 35-23.

For the first half, the teams played a conservative, almost Paternoball game, a battle of field position. The sphincters were screwed tightly shut on both sidelines. It was clear that both coaching staffs respected the capabilities of their rivals’ respective teams. Penn State is the only remaining BCS team not to have been scored upon in the first quarter this year, and that remained the case after the first, scoreless stanza of this game. It was a punters’ duel.

It was the Ohio State punter, Ben Buchanan, who gave up the first points when Mike Hull blocked one of his mediocre efforts to get the ball away. Buchanan had been taking three or four steps on each punt attempt. Penn State saw that and capitalized. Michael Yancich recovered the blocked punt for an easy touchdown.

Ohio State answered on the next drive, moving the ball from its own 25 yard-line, eating up about 5½ minutes in the process.

At halftime, we at Mike’s Garage discussed the possibilities for the second half. I said I thought the sphincterball would end and both sides would decide that they would have to take some chances to win the game. Both sides did. Unfortunately, the chances Penn State took did not work out as planned. A 21-point OSU third quarter left the Nittany Lions in the dust. The Lions were able to muster only three points from the questionable foot of Sam Ficken, who kicked a 27-yarder early in the third quarter, after which Penn State was unheard from until the fourth quarter.

To open the third quarter, Penn State’s kickoff return unit gave the Lions shitty field position, with Bill Belton returning the ball to the PSU 11. After a six-yard run by Zach Zwinak followed by a sack of McGloin, the Lions had third-and-long at the 8. That’s when McGloin chose to screw up, throwing an errant pass over the middle, which was intercepted by Ryan Shazier and returned 17 yards to complete the pick six.

A dubious failed Penn State fourth down attempt near midfield gave the Buckeyes an opportunity at 6:41, which they were able to convert to seven points, taking the lead at 14-10, from whence they would not look back. After a Penn State three-and-out, Ohio State marched from their own 15 to score again.

This appeared to be a Virginia-like game in the making, with Penn State’s defense breaking down in the third quarter and the offense making goofy mistakes. At the end of three, it was Ohio State 28, Penn State 10.

Ohio State added another touchdown in the fourth period, while the Nittany Lions’ comeback attempt fell short. Way the hell short. PSU was able to put only 13 points on the board, and the Buckeyes won going away.

What sticks out in the stats is that Penn State was unable to run on the Ohio State, but the Buckeyes could sure run on Penn State. That alone is a formula for losing. The Buckeyes outrushed the Lions 234-32.

First downs were even at 19. However, Penn State’s third down efficiency was absolutely crappy at 5-17.  Just two of four fabulous Ficken Factor fourth down attempts resulted in successful conversions.

Penalties plagued both sides, with Ohio State having been assessed 75 yards on seven penalties, while Penn State got nailed for nine penalties aggregating 85 yards.

Aside from the interception, and in spite of a very effective OSU pass rush, Matt McGloin had a decent 27-45 day for 327 yards, two TDs, and the aforementioned interception. However, he was sacked four times for -37 yards. Vaunted Ohio State Heisman candidate Braxton Miller was 7-19 for 143 yards, one touchdown, and one interception. He added 134 yards rushing to that total, as he did his one-man wrecking crew act.

Miller is good—no one can question that. He won the game for the Buckeyes with his performance. You could see the difference between last week’s mediocre effort against Purdue in which Miller sat injured on the sideline and which the Buckeyes had to pull out in overtime, versus this week, when he ran roughshod over Penn State. The vaunted Penn State defense was tired, confused, and ineffectual at stopping Miller by the third quarter. That’s all it took, but some notable errors helped things go the way of the scarlet and gray (read: pick-six, McGloin).

Was it a mistake to change the game plan at halftime, moving away from sphincterball? You make that call. I think it might have been, even though I was hoping for a more wide-open second half. On the other hand, Penn State was getting manhandled at the LOS and was gradually losing the battle of field position as a result. Thus, the halftime adjustment might have been necessary to avoid being ground into the dust.

I had been lulled into believing that there wasn’t a talent gap and that Penn State could come back from being in the hole big time. But this wasn’t Northwestern. This was Ohio State.

To those of you who hate Ohio State, tough shit. To those of you who hate Urban Meyer, the same. I can’t help you with your psychoses. Ohio State was the better team by far out there on Saturday. They were the better coached team. Anyone who relies on convenient excuses for the loss is in denial yet again. Blown calls did not lose the game for Penn State. The Nittany Lions were beaten. Pure and simple. I’ve seen way too  fucking much denial from Penn State homeys through the years. Fact is, aside from linebackers and defensive linemen, Penn State has been losing the recruiting wars for years. Thus, there is a talent gap. It was evident in this game.  And Braxton Miller was the agent of destruction.

What about Ohio State’s rushing defense, you who think Penn State should have won? Urban Meyer knew that he could control the game by nullifying the PSU running attack, forcing McGloin into passing situations. It worked. McGloin’s sacks totaled -37 yards. Other rushers were held at bay: Zwinak 12-42 and Belton 10-26. Remember what Darrell Royal once said: When you throw the ball, three things can happen and two of them are bad. Penn State was forced to throw, and some bad things happened.

Look, those of you whose faith remained strong through the first seven games, this is the first real football team Penn State played this year. A couple more loom on the horizon. Anyone who thought that wins over Iowa and Northwestern portended well for a romp through the Big Ten was completely full of shit. Those are high school teams. While the Big Ten has been getting a bad rap of late, Ohio State, Wisconsin, Nebraska, and Michigan can still play football, and are all capable of beating Penn State.

The fact is that, as Paterno often said, you’re never as good as you think you are when you win, and you’re never as bad as you think you are when you lose. Penn State has a good, but not great, defense. Penn State has a serviceable offensive line — unless they have a top-tier Big Ten defensive front seven to kick their asses all day. Nope, this unit is not yet ready for prime time. Sorry if the sports books made it look like it was an even game. That, along with the easy wins over Big Ten patsies, might have given you some false hopes. Me, too. I thought they were better than they were. Paterno’s sage words echo through my bird brain.

A couple of mistakes sealed the deal. SOA could have run in a pick-six, if only he could catch. It was there, man! Derek Day could have caught the ball on a potentially momentum shifting fake punt in the third quarter, but he didn’t quite have the skill to make a tough grab against dual-Heisman legacy baby Adam Griffin, son of the legendary Archie.

Mind you, there were indeed some bad calls by the officials. I don’t know what the conference does about reviewing officials, but someone needs to be given a Come to Jesus meeting about the stupid defensive holding call during an Ohio State punt in the third quarter that gave them a first down. WTF was that all about? Witvoet wasn’t even calling this game. Do they still teach the “Fuck Penn State” seminar at the annual Big Ten officials’ conference in Zagreb?

(This year, for budgetary reasons, they might be combining the Big Ten officials’ conference with the Lighthouse for the Blind. The Big Ten thinks some cross-pollination is good, or something.)

I think my assessment of the loss comes down to three things:

  1. Miller and a collection of opposing players with superior skills,
  2. Halftime adjustments pulled out of someone’s ass, and
  3. Intangibles: feeling the glory of “successes” against NWU and Iowa, a bit prematurely.

Miller is a star. If he doesn’t hurt himself and he doesn’t get into legal trouble, he’s destined for the NFL Hall of Fame. Stop your whining long enough to admit that. Respect a real player. How long has it been since Penn State had a player of that caliber? I can’t remember. Larry Johnson was about halfway there a decade ago.  Yeah, “they ain’t no ‘I’ in ‘team’,” as they say, but having an “I” like Braxton Miller obviates a lot of mistakes by the rest of the team.

There’s a lot of you out there who will put down Miller just because it feels good to say he’s not so great. I have no respect for those of you who do that, for all you’re doing is making this loss look all the worse for Penn State.

This was the largest crowd of the year at Beaver Stadium. A sellout, it is destined to be the last one of the year. It will not come close to being eclipsed. Indiana and Wisconsin would not have outdrawn this game even if PSU had won, and now, there’ll be the “why bother” factor.

Now that this team and its coaches know where they stand — and who they are — and absent great expectations of Leaders Division dominance, they can reel themselves in, recover from this loss, and play some decent games against Purdue, Nebraska, Indiana, and Wisconsin, none of which will be easy wins. Perhaps the fans, too, can shitcan the denial, reducing their expectations to reasonable limits.

Heart and hustle are great, but they don’t always help when the opponent is better. Ohio State was better. Get over it.

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Camping with Hurricane Sandy

Posted on October 25, 2012 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Another weird headline, but here’s the deal: I’m heading to the Ocala National Forest in the morning for a fun, albeit abbreviated, weekend of easy-ass camping with a bunch of fellow GeoGeeks. This is not the type of camping I would have been caught dead doing as recently as five years ago, but as the Turkey ages, he has to concede that backpacking with a bad back is not very pleasurable. So, it’s the Griswolds, senior citizen style now.

I’ll drag two kayaks on an 18′ trailer. I have a Thule car top carrier in which I’ve loaded the following backpacking supplies:

  • folding camo chair (my throne) with ottoman
  • a hammock, where I will spend the time I would have spent hiking
  • 3-man backpacking tent, just for historical reference
  • cushy, thick, air cell, ThermaRest pad
  • another ThermaRest closed-cell foam pad
  • a real pillow!
  • two sleeping bags, 20 and 40 degree rated, respectively

And that’s only the car topper. I’ve got lots of other “stuff”, but I won’t bore you with that, other than to tell you that the cooler contains a case of Sierra Nevada. Artificially Sweetened will arrive on Friday with the Martha Stewart kitchen and the gourmet food.  However, [cue minor key music played by cello] I have to say that there’s a hurricane named Sandy bearing down on the Bahamas, which threatens to thrown a wet, windy blanket over the quasi-weekend’s festivities.

My original plan, which I’ll still try to complete, has be leaving the camping area on Saturday afternoon in order to get to Mike’s Garage in time for the kickoff of this latest “Game of the Century,” the game which, if won, will cure all of Penn State’s ills, “arguably the most important game of the year” (attribution uncertain, but a lot of the sports yokels are calling it that), namely, Ohio State vs. Penn State.

“I’m good, I’m good, I’m all good. Just a little bit sore, but that’s about it. I’d say I’m full go.” —Braxton Miller

It is that game, Penn State’s potential apotheosis, that I set out to write about here. But you’ve already read all you need to know about the technical aspects of the game, and you already have your opinion as to what is going to happen in it. In that respect, it is sort of like the forthcoming presidential election. We’re all suffering from factoid spindiasis: overloaded with facts and spin, but with mind probably all but made up. (I’ve had enough “Romnesia” and “Obamamania” and all that. But I digress.)

So, because Ima go camping and because you already know what is happening this weekend, by whom, to whom, and for what. No sense being redundant. I wanna get outta here!

Braxton Miller is going to play. That’s significant. Kids are living in “Nittanyville” and there will be a white-out on Saturday. Those are significant. OSU can be scored upon. That’s significant. The Big Ten ain’t what it used to be. That’s significant. Penn State special teams suck. That’s very significant. All of this significance has driven the gambling line to dead even with a 50-point over/under.

Ohio State (8-0, 4-0 Big Ten) comes into this game off a near upset against Purdue. In the conference, they’ve also beaten Moo U., Nebraska, and Indiana. Meanwhile, Penn State (5-2, 3-0) is feeling pretty good about itself after a couple of lopsided wins over mediocre conference foes. Iowa is a mess, Northwestern isn’t much better, and Illinois — well, if ya ain’t got nothing good to say, don’t say it! Thing is, the Nittany Lions haven’t beaten anybody, but Ohio State has.

While there is love in my heart, there is ice in my veins. I’d sure like to go with Penn State. I really would, but…

Ohio State State 22, Penn State 21 and take the “under”.

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