We all know that if we play with matches, we’re going to get burned. ??????? ?????? ??? ???????? However, this Turkey is a pyromaniac, so it is natural that on occasion his pinfeathers should get singed. We look forward to a lot more of that kind of thing from a new blog called Playing With Matches, the nascent brainchild of Dr. Raven’s little sister.

To bring this into perspective from the standpoint of The Nittany Turkey, being Dr. Raven’s little sis means that she, the progenitor of Playing With Matches, is the actual, real life sister-in-law of one of the infamous McCabe Sisters of Notre Dame, the collection of whom gladly (albeit unwittingly) serve as indicators by proxy of Penn State football’s low ebb of mediocrity—a tenuous tie-in, to be sure, but hey, what the hell!

The proprietress’ first post involves something that gets on her nerves about her parents. I won’t spoil it for you by telling you what that is. Hell, it was amusing to the Turkey, anyway. I cannot wait to read more of her slices of life. ???? ???? ??? ??? ???? I mean, really!

This unauthorized publicity campaign by this fallopian fowl is an advance birthday present for her, because I don’t know when the hell her birthday is. ????? ??? ??? ????? Go on, start a fire! Get burned a little.

*The Turkey is not responsible for any damage to life or property that might arise in connection with Playing With Matches.