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Why He Resigned the Paterno Chair

Posted on October 15, 2012 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Michael Bérubé held an endowed chair in literature at Penn State, one that was funded by and named for the Paterno family and which Professor Bérubé recently resigned. He leads into his essay in the Chronicle of Higher Education with the following:

I don’t need to explain why I resigned the Paterno Family Professorship in Literature at Pennsylvania State University, do I? I mean, really. It was the Paterno Family Professorship in Literature. That’s all you need to know.

Except that’s not all you need to know. And much of what you think you know is wrong.

“The Sandusky scandal is a criminal matter. It is not an opportunity for those of you who hate college football to opine about the evils of college football.”  —Prof. Michael Bérubé

Read it. I guarantee you that it will get your blood pumping like an oil rig. You won’t regret it.

I won’t write a bunch of my drivel here, for Bérubé needs no help from me. Read it!

I can promise you that he hits on just about everything you would hope that he hits on, including that vindictive witch, Vicky Triponey:

And I have watched in amazement as Vicky Triponey, a former vice president for student affairs who became infamous in some circles at Penn State for eliminating the right of students to have a say in what groups are recognized on campus, remade herself as “the Woman Who Stood Up to Paterno” (to cite a CNN.com headline from July 2012). If you never heard of Triponey until she began to take her sweet revenge on Paterno, you don’t know how surreal it is for many of us to see the woman who tried to cut funds from the student radio station—for its criticisms of the university administration, some students charged—being touted as the brave whistle-blower who lost her job for crossing the football coach.

Ya gotta love it!

Thanks to reader zbeard for pointing us toward Bérubé’s article.

 

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Filed Under: Penn State Football, Penn State Scandal Tagged With: Chronicle of Higher Education, football culture, Joe Paterno, Michael Bérubé, Paterno Family Professorship in Literature, Penn State, Sandusky Scandal, Vicky Triponey

The High School Yearbook Photos

Posted on September 10, 2012 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Some say I’m obsessed with Vicky, but no, I’m just thorough in my research. ??? ???? ?????? Why should I let a woman who bad-mouthed Penn State off the hook so easily? ???? ????? Hell, it was bad enough when she was there, disbanding student government and all, but she’s still out there flapping her jaw to Emmert and Freeh, so why not let us take a look at her when she was sweet and innocent and ask ourselves when and why she became such a vindictive dogette. She truly does remind me of Tracy Flick in “The Election” (played by Reese Witherspoon), so perhaps her days at Curwensville Area High were indeed the seeds of her quest for vindication against an abstract foe that was personified at Penn State by Joe Paterno and the male athletic culture.

We previously posted an adult picture; now, without further ado, The High School Collection. Click on each thumbnail to display the full-size photo. ???? ?????????

 

 

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Double Trouble

Posted on September 10, 2012 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Now, I’m doubly pissed off! Not only did the Nittany Lions make a poor showing of it in their 17-16 loss to Virginia on Saturday, but also in the game to which I’ve been looking forward for half the summer, Peyton Manning manninghandled the Steelers’ defense in the fourth quarter, winning it 31-19. At least the Lions came through for me in my NFL survivor pool (take THAT, Kubany!), albeit in sloppy fashion. For the first full weekend of fall football entertainment, it sure as hell could be more entertaining.

On the good side, the AHA Heart Walk campaign proceeds apace, and big surprise, I scored a $500 donation this morning. So, at least on that front, things are looking up.

I really don’t have much to say about the Penn State game. As you all know, it was easily a winnable game, even without the services of our number one tailback, Bill Belton. Gaining 121 yards on the ground while holding the Cavaliers to 32, converting three of four fourth downs, and getting 19 first downs to Virginia’s 14 should have been enough for the Nittany Lions.  And throw in four turnovers for the Hoos to none for the Nits for good measure. However, our boys were awful on third down, converting only ten of 23, and, shhhhhhhhh, don’t want to spook the boy who’s already snake bit, but four missed field goals is a sure recipe for blowing a game.

Penn State looked good early — again — scoring on its first drive, a 17 play, 75 yard affair that consumed 6:27. But then, the Nittany Lions wouldn’t score again until the fourth period. Amazing! They sure as hell squandered the many opportunities they were given. Ficken missed from 40, 38, 20, and 42, but worst of all, he had an extra point blocked that would have sent the game to overtime, maybe, perhaps. He did make one from 32 after Mauti recovered a Cav fumble, and those were the only points realized from a turnover during the whole damn game.

I’ll give credit where credit is due. Mauti played a helluva game. I won’t pin the loss on Sam Ficken, either. The offense was just plain bad, and the third-down stats tell that tale quite well without much embellishment from me, thankyouverymuch.

One entertaining highlight was Glenn Carson running a faked punt 19 yards for one of those three fourth down conversions I mentioned. Got to give it to Ron Vanderlinden — he doesn’t mind his linebackers’ penchant for moonlighting!

So, it’s the Midshipmen next (whom I used to call the “midshipments” as a kid), who might be beatable if some of the many kinks can be worked out. But hear me talking, there are no sure things anymore this season. Not Temple, Not Northwestern, Not Indiana, Not Purdue. Iowa, maybe. They really suck this year. LOL. I’ll be back later this week with a savage tale of the midshipments who not only have a little girl in every port, but a little port in every girl.

******

Being in a rather masochistic mood last night due to what I described above, I went looking for a picture of

The Woman Who Took On Joe Paterno and Lost!

And here she is. No reason you should sleep tonight if I didn’t.

Vicky Triponey
Vicky Triponey

Then, I went looking for someone who could play her role in the forthcoming biopic about Joe Paterno, starring Al Pacino as Joe.

One image stuck in my head, which was probably due to her haircut and her suit. I think it works on more than one level, but I’m just not certain.

Fred Gwynne
Fred Gwynne as Herman Munster

But I thought, “Get real, dude!” He was much too tall to play Vicky. He would not be believable, other than the facial resemblance.

So, that is when my mind wandered over to Charlize Theron. No, wait! I’m not talking about the South African beauty in her usual skin; I mean the way the makeup geniuses and Charlize’s acting talent were able to somehow transform her to fit the role of scuzzball Aileen Wuornos in “Monster.”

Charlize Theron
Charlize Theron as Aileen Wuornos in “Monster”

Well, what do you think? I like the idea, myself, although it led to nightmares when I finally was able to get to sleep last night. Also, I rolled it by the Twitter folks, one of whom required emergency therapy upon seeing the first of the pictures above. Nevertheless, I’m pretty sure that we got a consensus in favor of Charlize, but only if the same makeup crew is still available.

I’ll be nice to you, though, since you guys are always nice to me. I’ll sign off with a picture of Charlize as she usually looks so you won’t have nightmares.

Charlize Theron
Charlize Theron

Feel better now?

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