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A Long, Long Time

Posted on October 22, 2009 Written by The Nittany Turkey

UMIt has been a long, long time since Penn State won at Michigan Stadium. You’d have to flash back to the Wally Richardson era to visualize that win, a 29-17 butt kicking by the Lions. Hell, wide receivers coach and recruiting coordinator Mike McQueary was a junior backup for Richardson that year, 1996.

Thirteen long years since the Nittany Lions pulled it off in da Big House. You would think that this year would be a great opportunity to end that drought, bearing in mind that Michigan is still a developing team that lost to Penn State 46-17 at last year’s homecoming game.

But this year’s Penn State team is not last year’s and the Wolverines have steadily improved since hitting rock bottom at the conclusion of Lloyd Carr’s reign as head coach. Furthermore, we can expect to see a revival of the reviled “sphincter mode” employed by the PSU coaching staff at important away games. And finally, with a 5-2 overall record and a 1-2 conference record, Michigan is just about out of the picture with respect to both the still somewhat mythical national championship and the Big Ten Conference championship, while Penn State is at least still in the conference picture. Thus, head coach Rich Rodriguez does not need to tighten his sphincter – his guys can play loose as a goose.

(Dat dere is ‘ockey talk dere, eh?)

This Turkey really worries about that tendency to tighten up on the road. It’s the whole “playing not to lose” instead of “playing to win” thing. My feeling is that it is the perfect formula to lose on the road. It even gives me a queasy feeling looking forward to playing Northwestern in Evanston next week. But that’s another story. Let me not digress there.

What is this Penn State team all about this season? Do we even know yet? Every week this season thus far, I seem to write that Penn State has not yet been seriously tested. I have to write that again this week. How can I even look at over half a season’s statistics and make any sense out of them if the only halfway decent opponent the Lions have played was Iowa? We think we have a doggone good run defense, but do we? We’ve shut down teams that don’t run very well. We thought that our secondary was weak, but they did a decent job with the couple of hotshot receivers we’ve seen. They’ve been tested a little, having kept Arrelious Benn and Eric Decker quiet. We know that kickoff coverage sucks and punt coverage isn’t far behind. Collin Wagner is not a Robbie Gould or even a Kevin Kelly. The offensive line seems to be coming together, but when they screwed up against Iowa, it was disastrous. We know that Daryll Clark gets flustered under pressure. We have to pray that the offensive line has come a long way since Iowa. The signs are good, but we just don’t know.

Offensively, the running game seems to have greatly improved since its mysteriously impotent early season performance against the likes of Akron and Syracuse. Evan Royster has shaken the flu and is playing well now. Alas, the Lions have lost Stephfon Green for a while due to the ankle injury he suffered in the Minnesota game. Nevertheless, there is depth at running back. The passing game is completely dependent on Clark getting enough time and feeling comfortable. If he is uneasy, he makes mistakes. Fatal ones. He’s got good receivers. Whether he has the protection he needs is up to the offensive line, which needs to prove its mettle in this game. Michigan’s secondary is not very good, and they’ll undoubtedly try to stuff the run, so Penn State’s passing has to be sharp. (Dare I say “crisp”?)

So, the stats are pretty worthless at this point. This will be a smashmouth game that is not about statistical analysis. It’ll be about the emotions and the strategy on the damn field. That’s what football should be, not an endless nerdly recitation of statistics and invalid comparisons.

It’s a Maize Out at Michigan Stadium, their last one of the year. Sure, they stole the concept from Penn State, but we’ll let them get away with it. By the way, they’re not allowed to bring bags to the game – a new university administrative rule. So, they’ll be sober and ornery. A good, favorable home team crowd. I don’t care what Joe Paterno said in this week’s Tuesday press conference, there is a home field advantage at the big house. When the band strikes up “The Victors”, you know you’re on foreign soil.

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Rodriguez Broke NCAA Rules, Players Say

Posted on August 29, 2009 Written by The Nittany Turkey

For the hapless Michigan Wolverines, thing are going from bad to worse. Several players have alleged that head coach Rich Rodriguez has routinely broken NCAA rules by creating an onerous off-season practice schedule. The story was reported in the Detroit Free Press. An NCAA investigation could result in lost scholarships, probation, and curtailment of practice time, if Michigan is found to be at fault.

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Abbreviated Michigan Preview of Sorts

Posted on October 16, 2008 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Yeah, like you’re going to see the same things written wherever you go, so I’m not going to write it here. Joe said it in the press conference Tuesday: Michigan is better than they were against Toledo and they played both Notre Dame and Wisconsin tough. So, don’t be looking for a walkover on Saturday. Mind you, I’ll be happy if that’s the way it plays out, but I want you all to be a little worried about this one. Moreover, I want the team to be a little worried about this one. Nobody better be looking ahead to Ohio State with the intent of mailing this one in.

I do think that the PSU offense can overwhelm Michigan’s defense, while Penn State’s defense can shut down Michigan’s erratic offense. I hope it’s a Wisconsin style blowout, but we won’t know that until four quarters are played on Saturday.

I don’t have my usual research tools with me here in Pennsylvania, so I won’t be going into great detail with who’s who on both sides of the ball. You can get that elsewhere.You’ll just get the usual bullshit here.

I’m going to enjoy Homecoming weekend and then maybe I’ll recap it for you. I’ll be in State College tomorrow. Dinner at Spatz tomorrow evening—hopefully, with a table next to the windows so we can watch the homecoming parade down College Avenue. Shacking up in the usual fleabag motel with my friends Joe & Judy. Crashin’ tailgates. The game on Saturday. The celebration on Saturday night—it has been promised that if the Nittany Lions win, we geezers might even stay up ’til 9:30.  It don’t git no better’n this.

So, we’ll skip directly to the Official Turkey Poop Prediction, and I won’t even digress before launching into its pseudo-scientific projection. Current spread is Penn State – 24½ with an over/under of 47. That suggests a final score of 36-11. This Turkey is thinking that the gamblers have this one pegged. Penn State 37, Michigan 10.

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