Beckman, You Suck!

AS Contemplating Spider

Illinois Game Preview and Prediction In this weekly game precap, we flip multiple birds at Illinois head coach Tim Beckman, we salute a surprise Alumna of the Week, and we make a bold game prediction. If you can wade through all this turkey’s drivel, you deserve a gold star. (But around this time of year, every […]

Ryan Keiser Out of the Hospital

After several surgeries performed during his three-week hospital stay, Penn State safety Ryan Keiser is heading home, said head coach James Franklin. Read the story in ESPN.com. The entire Nittany Nation is breathing a sigh of relief, particularly because of the initial crapehangers’ reaction to what was indeed a serious injury. After all, they don’t […]

Had they played only one half, I woulda been right!

Toilet Bowl Eligible!

Penn State became Toilet Bowl eligible and Temple didn’t when on a cold day in Beaver Stadium, the mighty Nittany Lions (6-4, 1-4 Big Ten) defeated the Hooters 30-13 before an announced crowd of 100,173 hydrophobic fans, including about six who braved the journey from Philadelphia wearing Temple Maroon. Had the game played out as […]