Almost Famous

Well, not really. The Orlando Sentinel went to the trouble of sending a photographer out on location to shoot some pictures of me looking pissed off standing next to a road sign. The picture was supposed to have been published in today’s paper on page Z-98, just ahead of the feature on collectable Chia Pets, and it would have documented a complaint I sent to the Road Wise column. The words were, in fact, published; but the picture was not. So, let me rectumfy that for those of you who I told would see my picture in today’s paper, particularly if you threw fifty cents away on a copy of the Sentinel.