This Turkey will be on vacation from July 20 to July 31.
My safari will take me to Lion country (Nittany variety). I shall prostrate myself before the Paterno statue and atone for all the negative gibes I have slung in his direction past, present and future (that he may continue to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune to which he frequently alludes).
I leave The Nittany Turkey in the capable hands of The Redhead, confident that she will write whatever soothing, informative, or inflammatory words she sees fit to write, and that she will deflect any lawsuits that my published excoriations might precipitate in my absence.
preston douglas says
Have a great, enjoyable, relaxing, and non-controversial vacation!