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Home General Television Syesha’s Departure a Slam-Dunk

Syesha’s Departure a Slam-Dunk

Posted on May 6, 2008 Written by The Nittany Turkey

I’ve been wrong all season about who will stay and who will leave American Idol, so I’ll just climb out on a limb and flat out state that Syesha Mercado will get the axe this week.

I was thinking that I had gleaned the intentions of America’s voters last week. Syesha has been a weekly low vote getter and now she’s isolated in the final four, where there are three high vote getters. (Very scientifically precise terminology, I know.) She should have no problem being eliminated this week no matter how well she does on the stage.

This week is Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame week, which means the producers couldn’t find a “guest mentor” who was cheap enough or who wanted to promote a new album. So, there will be performances tomorrow night by a couple of fill-in acts: former Idol Bo Bice and Maroon 5. Otherwise, contestants will get to choose songs from the most overplayed famous songs in the history of rock ‘n’ roll.

The Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame is in Cleveland, which means that we’ll probably get to see some “scenery” from The Mistake by the Lake. Big whoop!

This should be David Cook‘s night, being the premier rocker in the bunch. Look for another weak performance by Jason Castro. Those have come to be the norm for college dorm sing-along boy. David Archuleta, who can do no wrong by the pre-nubiles, will sing a couple of songs that will sound like every other song he has sung, and he’ll forget to obey Lord Lloyd-Weber about keeping his eyes open, yet he’ll get the most votes. Bringing up the rear (and it’s a mighty fine one), Syesha will sing her guts out but to no avail—her fan contingent is just too small, the demographic being males over 25, of which I think I’m the only one left. Alas, she’s gone before the first note is sung.

Sadly, Jason, who should have been gone weeks ago, threatens to become the Sanjaya of this year’s competition, and we’ll have to put up with him for yet another week. Then it will be down to the final two, which I hope will be Archuleta and Cook. But stranger things have happened. The folks who gave you Taylor Hicks might conspire to put Jason in the final.

Let’s hope it doesn’t come to that.

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  1. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:01 pm

    Oh, yeah. Syesha is great in the platinum dress.

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  2. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:01 pm

    Randy’s shirt sucks.

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  3. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:03 pm

    Now we get to go to the Nation’s Armpit.

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  4. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:04 pm

    The Rockin’ Redhead has arrived!

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  5. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:04 pm

    David was born after Kurt Cobain died.

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  6. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:05 pm

    I think Duran Duran is a bit subdued for young David.

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  7. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:05 pm

    Hiya hotstuff!

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  8. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:05 pm

    Turkey, I don’t know about you, but if there’s one band of the 80s that I hate, it’s Duran Duran. I liked one song of theirs–Girls on Film–after that, it all sounded depressing and virually atonal.

    David Cook is doing a good job with this, after all, he’s in his rock and roll element.

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  9. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:07 pm

    Yeah, he speeded it up and rocked it–better than the original!

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  10. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:07 pm

    But Roberto Duran was OK, except when he fought Sugar Ray Leonard.

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  11. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:07 pm

    Paula is putting the moves on David.

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  12. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:07 pm

    I disagree with Randy. I liked it a lot.

    Yeah, Simon says!

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  13. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:08 pm

    I think we all agree. It was a-ight.

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  14. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:08 pm

    So what did you think, Turkey?

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  15. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:09 pm

    For Randy, “just OK” means that it was sung by someone other than Archuleta, for whom I think Randy has some secret desires.

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  16. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:09 pm

    Rock ‘n’ roll musical cell phone commercial was fine.

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  17. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:10 pm

    I like Cook, so I’m biased, but yes, I liked the song, and no, it was not his greatest performance.

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  18. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    Okay, I see that we all pretty much agree. That guitarist was rockin’ though.

    I hesitate to predict who will go home tonight. I read your blog but I’m not so sure…I’ve been wrong on every show this season.

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  19. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    Well, so have I, but that doesn’t prevent me from having yet another bogus opinion.

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  20. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    Syesha gets hotter every week.

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  21. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:13 pm

    She doesn’t look as good in her Rosie Perez outfit.

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  22. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:13 pm

    But I love the Tina Turner outfit.

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  23. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:13 pm

    And just like Tina, she’s gonna start out slow and then “get rough.”

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  24. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:14 pm

    That was the wrong time to bring in the audience….she needs to build it up…like now.

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  25. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:14 pm

    Nice dance moves! She doesn’t have Turner’s energy but she’s doing a good job!

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  26. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:15 pm

    Unlike Tina, she is a soprano, not a barritone!

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  27. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:15 pm

    It was Tina’s arrangement, only an octave higher.

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  28. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:16 pm

    She’s also a cutie. She should have shortened the dress though.

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  29. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:16 pm

    How long can Simon maintain his patience with Paula tonight?

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  30. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:16 pm

    Just like last time, Simon’s putting the hocus pocus on Syesha.

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  31. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:17 pm

    Simon is a big poopoo.

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  32. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:17 pm

    He’s a flyzyzyzyzyzyzyzy.

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  33. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:18 pm

    Jason sucks.

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  34. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:19 pm

    Speaking of Paula, I’m pasting a portion of of this piece with “Nashville Star’ judge John Rich. He was pissed at Abdul, pissed at the whole show. This is a hilarious quote from him:

    “’American Idol’ infuriates me as an artist,” Rich, of the multiplatinum country duo Big & Rich, said at an NBC press event in Pasadena, California. “They’re being fake about it. When you can’t make a cognizant comment about someone’s performance and you’re commenting on something that happened the day before, why don’t you just walk up onstage and slap them right across the face while you’re at it? As an artist, I would just flip them the bird and walk off the stage. … She wasn’t even paying attention to what was going on.”

    HAHA!

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  35. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:20 pm

    Flip em’ the bird, Sysesha!!! 🙂

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  36. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:21 pm

    News Update:

    Obama takes N.C.

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  37. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:22 pm

    News Update:

    Big Whoop

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  38. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:23 pm

    He’s gonna do the Bob Marley version. Fits the dreads. But I’m not diggin’ this.

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  39. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:23 pm

    I’m going to characterize this as another dorm amateur night performance.

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  40. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:23 pm

    Did you read the quote I pasted, Turkey?

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  41. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:24 pm

    This is pretty lame.

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  42. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:24 pm

    Boy, did that suck! 🙁

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  43. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    Now a glowing comment by Paula, as expected.

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  44. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    Kiss mah ass, Paula!!! 😛

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  45. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    Atrocious is a good word for it.

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  46. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:26 pm

    Randy didn’t dig it. Wow, I’ve never heard Randy be this negative!

    And Paula? She didn’t really dig it either.

    I don’t like that song either. Hated the Clapton version.

    Simon lays it down.

    Jason, dude, go have some ganja.

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  47. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:26 pm

    Totally amateurish.

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  48. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:27 pm

    Did you read that country dude’s quote?

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  49. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:27 pm

    Jason really needs to get voted off this week, but will he?

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  50. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:27 pm

    He was nowhere fucking close to the other two. And yes, I read it. Very funny.

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  51. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:27 pm

    This is a safe choice for Boring David. I wish he’d take a chance and rock.

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  52. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:28 pm

    This is thrilling the little girls.

    And I predict the judges will dig it.

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  53. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:28 pm

    Stand By Me sounds like everything else he sings. And his eyes are closed.

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  54. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:28 pm

    I predict Simon will not be as high on it as the other judges though.

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  55. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:28 pm

    He belongs in Junior Mariachi Marching Band.

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  56. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:29 pm

    YOU PREDICT….HAHHAHHAHA

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  57. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:29 pm

    Oooh, he sang it to all the “beautiful girls.”

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  58. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:29 pm

    I’m telling you—Randy has a thing for Archuleta. I think he wants to do the pederasty number on him.

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  59. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:30 pm

    Paula is irrelevant. 😛 😛 😛

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  60. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    And how did you really feel Randy? 🙂

    WAS he communicating with his eyes? I thought they were closed.

    Simon speaks the truth.

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  61. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    Randy wore his orange guitar shirt tonight just to get David.

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  62. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    Is Randy gay?

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  63. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:32 pm

    I think Seacrest wants some Archuleta poontang, too, from the looks of it.

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  64. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:32 pm

    I notice that the judges don’t have to hold their comments until after the performers have sung twice tonight. Too much confusion for dear Paula!

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  65. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:32 pm

    I don’t know anything about Randy’s sexual preference. I only know that he digs Archuleta.

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  66. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:33 pm

    So there’ll be a double-date after the show. Randy and Archuleta; Paula and David Cook. 😀

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  67. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:35 pm

    I want David Cook to sing a hardass rock number next.

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  68. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:35 pm

    I wanna hear some rock and roll! I’m tired of this slow songs.

    And I just have to say again, Clapton’s version of I Shot the Sheriff is one of the lamest “rock” tunes ever recorded. Clapton slept his way through it. He was great with Cream but ever since, the most overrated guitarist EVER. What a snoozefest. Technically there but no passion. I don’t get why so many think he’s God.

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  69. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:36 pm

    Why–

    Artificially Sweetened?

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  70. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:37 pm

    Wow–Cook is taking a chance! This I gotta see.

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  71. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:37 pm

    I think I must have tuned into CSI:New York.

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  72. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    Okay, kick it out soon!

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  73. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    Why the hell is the audience clapping during the slow, tacit part?

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  74. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    This sucks. The tempo is way too slow.

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  75. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    He didn’t have enough time to make the most of that Who number.

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  76. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    I don’t get Artificially Sweetened, Turkey. Could you enlighten me?

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  77. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    He did fine with that one.

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  78. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:40 pm

    I did not like his version and disagree with everybody here.

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  79. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:40 pm

    My girlfriend’s blog responding pseudonym is Artificially Sweetened, inasmuch as she was a chemist with Nutrasweet.

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  80. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:40 pm

    That is what I like about you: you’re so disagreeable.

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  81. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:41 pm

    LOOK!!!! It’s Ashton Kutcher!!!!

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  82. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:41 pm

    I’m gay! I’m gay!

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  83. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:42 pm

    Can’t wait for Fox News at 10 to see the teen roller skating war!

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  84. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:43 pm

    I know they play Beethoven’s 9th at my Lowe’s, too.

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  85. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:44 pm

    I thought he Ashton dug Demi.

    I think your girlfriend is authentically sweet!

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  86. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:44 pm

    Get Jason’s Marley number from iTunes!

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  87. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:44 pm

    Cool tune. She may do a good job with this.

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  88. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:45 pm

    Are we going to get the Whitney/Tina version of Sam Cooke?

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  89. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:45 pm

    I like the dress, but there’s no replacement for Sam Cooke.

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  90. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:46 pm

    If she is voted off and Jason stays, there is no justice.

    Her version is not doing much for me though. She’s holding some of those notes too long and it’s not necessary.

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  91. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:46 pm

    Thumbs down.

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  92. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:46 pm

    Sam died in 1964, long before the birth of Syesha. But she did a job on this one…trying to save her ass another week. I hope she did!

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  93. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:47 pm

    Yeah…what Randy said.

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  94. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:48 pm

    Bring us back to earth, Simon.

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  95. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:48 pm

    Right on, Randy! We are on the same page.

    Come on, Paula. Breathe in some reality. Pul-leeze.

    Simon says but I don’t think so.

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  96. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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  97. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:50 pm

    Well, she turned a great song into an opportunity to show off her acrobatic abilities vocally. I don’t doubt that she’s genuine in her emotion but she doesn’t get it. She doesn’t get that the drama is in the lyics and heartfelt emotion, not in vocally showing off what you can do.

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  98. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:50 pm

    It was better than what Randy said, but I can’t hear anybody but Sam Cooke doing it.

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  99. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:51 pm

    Now, we’re going to do Mr. Tambourine Man. He’s going to do it through the nose like Bobby Zimmerman, and forget the words, too.

    GOODBYE JASON!!!!

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  100. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:51 pm

    He sounds like Arlo Guthrie doing Dylan. He just forgot the lyrics! Uh-oh.

    If he can’t remember “jingle jangle morning” he’s in trouble.

    Turkey, Jason is going home tomorrow!

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  101. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:52 pm

    Actually, the words are better enunciated—even the ones he forgot—than the way Bobby sang it.

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  102. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    Bye bye Jason. As Paula said, “it is what it is.”

    So long!

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  103. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    I think it’s even money whether he or Syesha goes home—STILL!

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  104. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    I’m not risin’ to the Dylan bashing bait 🙂

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  105. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    Pre-teen girls are warming up their fingers.

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  106. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:54 pm

    I don’t need to bash Dylan. He never could sing; thus, he bashes himself.

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  107. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:54 pm

    Have you ever voted, Turkey?

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  108. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    But do you deny his songwriting gifts?

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  109. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    He’s like a poor man’s Willie Nelson.

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  110. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    Oh, I love some of his lines, like especially from The Times Are A-Changin.

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  111. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:56 pm

    And, of course, “the pump don’t work ’cause the vandal stole the handle.”

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  112. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:56 pm

    Yeah, b.s. you do.

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  113. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:56 pm

    Vandal TOOK the handle.

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  114. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:57 pm

    No, I actually do. “The loser now will be later to win…”

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  115. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:57 pm

    Dull David is back.

    Uh-oh. The girls are going to be swooning.

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  116. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:58 pm

    This is actually a smart choice for him.

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  117. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:58 pm

    Oh, for fuck’s sake. Love Me Tender.

    How the hell is he not going to evoke memories of Elvis and die in comparison? It’ll be like a poor Pat Boone version.

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  118. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:58 pm

    The retching is not needed in this song.

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  119. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:58 pm

    Yeah, that particular lyric is a favorite of mine, too. I think the took it from the bible.

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  120. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:59 pm

    Singing it like Whitney Houston, if you ask me!

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  121. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:59 pm

    The vandal took the handle in the bible?

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  122. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:59 pm

    Yeah, he’s not singing this with Presley’s tenderness or subtle passion.

    Thumbs down.

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  123. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 8:59 pm

    Archuleta gets an IS rating for that, by the way.

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  124. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 9:00 pm

    Yeah, from the Sermon on the Mount.

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  125. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 9:00 pm

    Randy is looking for some junior ass.

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  126. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 9:00 pm

    David’s got these judges brainwashed.

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  127. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 9:00 pm

    That’s in “Y’all’s part of the bible.”

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  128. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 9:00 pm

    I liked Hungry like the Wolf. I guess I have no taste.

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  129. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 9:01 pm

    I thought Cook did the best.

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  130. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 9:01 pm

    Then Archuleta, then Syesha…..and Jason sucked far hind tit.

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  131. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 9:01 pm

    Yeah, but remember when he became “born again?” He pissed audiences off as he preached to them from the stage.

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  132. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 9:02 pm

    I shall be writing unkind words about Mr. Castro tonight.

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  133. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    Talk about “artifically sweetened!” That’s David A.

    🙂

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  134. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    Gotta love Syesha’s latest outfits.

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  135. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    He’s an artificial weenie.

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  136. The Redhead says

    May 6, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    I’m hoping Jason gets the boot tomorrow…but I’m probably wrong based on what’s happened so far this season.

    I’ll be here, Turkey!

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  137. The Nittany Turkey says

    May 6, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    So, like tomorrow night…be here!

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The Nittany Turkey is a retired techno-geek who thinks he knows something about Penn State football and everything else in the world. If there's a topic, we have an opinion on it, and you know what "they" say about opinions! Most of what is posted here involves a heavy dose of hip-shooting conjecture, but unlike some other blogs, we don't represent it as fact. Read More…

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