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WTF #2 — You Can’t Be Serious!

Posted on November 17, 2009 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Forgive the John McEnroe rip-off quote in the headline, please. I couldn’t believe what I had read about Penn State’s plan to hit up season ticket holders for a new ongoing annual fee of up to $600 per seat. They also intend to re-purpose (I cannot stand that word, but it somehow seems appropriate in this case) an entire section of student seats into big bucks revenue producers.

Penn-Live reports that the powers that be have pushed back the mailing informing season ticket holders of the new fees a couple of times, and that they will probably wait until after the regular season ends or perhaps, until after the bowl game.

Meanwhile, Athletic Director Tim Curley is playing it close to the vest. 1xbet.com

“Our program costs a lot of money to support. We’re in times right now where finances are real important. If we’re going to maintain that program, we need to do creative things.”

Many season ticket holders are already pissed off at the money-grubbing policies of the athletic department. Adding a 12th game to further fill the program’s coffers didn’t go over big with people who were already spending a helluva lot of money to watch the likes of Akron, Syracuse, and Temple. ???? ????? ????? It wouldn’t have gone over quite so badly if the twelfth game had been scheduled with the likes of Notre Dame, USC, Oklahoma, or Pitt. Instead, they found themselves throwing money down the toilet to waste weekends with Eastern Illinois and Coastal Carolina — in addition to the already soft out of conference schedule. The ticket cost is just the beginning. Local lodging establishments turn into highway robbers for football weekends. arabic casino It is basic supply and demand. They charge big bucks because they can. However, with the currently extant sour economy, when will this institutionalized extortion arrive at the tipping point?

Here’s a quote from a Club Seat season ticket holder, one of my PSU contemporaries whom I shall call Toe Jam:

“Given this news, I can only guess that the Club Seat license fees will increase also.  Next year is the tenth and last year on my contract.  I was 99% sure I would not renew — now I am 150% sure.”

Before there were Club Seats, Toe Jam had four season tickets in section WC for about 25 years, more or less. It is a crying shame that the whole thing has come to this.

This Turkey thinks that the administration might have miscalculated on this latest proposed money grab. As the Lions wrap up a season of beating weak opponents, losing to reasonably strong ones, and demonstrating precious little improvement in crucial areas such as special teams and the offensive line by the penultimate game of the season, one has to wonder just what in the hell they are thinking up there in the ivory tower. We Penn State alumni and fans are a loyal bunch, but we’re also not idiots. The time to piss on season ticket holder by asking for mo’ money and piss off students by taking their desirable seats away from them sure as hell isn’t now, when they’re all already pissed off enough at the schedule, the coaching, and prior money grabs.

As for the students, they are being moved from the sidelines to the south end zone, reports the Daily Collegian, and they will actually gain 800 seats in the process. The prices will not be increased, so the students will merely lose their great location. Perhaps they won’t notice.

Read the full story here.

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Filed Under: Penn State Football Tagged With: annual fees, athletic department, Penn State, screwing students, season tickets

OMG — WTF??

Posted on November 17, 2009 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Oh, sure, this Turkey thought that Penn State would get off to a slow start on Saturday. After all, it was a 12:00 P.M. start, and those are problematical. Furthermore, the troops had to be demoralized after the big loss at home at the behest of the Buckeyes the previous week. Indiana, in the meanwhile, had little to lose and much to gain. They could become bowl eligible with a win. Their record was uninspiring though, tempting this week’s opposition to take the Hoosiers too lightly, even though they had been in striking distance of victory in every game except the Virginia disaster. However, even with all those suggestions that the Nittany Lions would get off to a slow start, the extent of FUBARage that they would display in this game boggled this old gobbler’s birdbrain imagination.

The result belied the circumstances. The Lions (9-2, 5-2 Big Ten) overcame some significant self-created adversity to extinguish the hopes of the Hoosiers (4-7, 1-6 Big Ten), by the deceiving score of 31-20. Penn State had gone into the game better than a three touchdown favorite and not only once again failed to cover the spread, but also were playing catchup during most of the first half.

I’m not going to drag you through all the details of this cockeyed game. If you see game stats, the one that sticks right out at you is Penn State’s four turnovers. If you didn’t see the game, it was enough to give you nightmares about the special teams you didn’t think could get much worse than they have been all season. Sorry, but they’re going backward. Fortunately, there’s only one more game for them to screw up.

My God, what a mess! Darryl Clark’s interception with 8:41 left in the first quarter was only mildly awful, but it was a portent of things to come. Although it resulted in an Indiana touchdown, one could easily forget about it during the special teams nightmares. But before we get to those abominations, let us make time for another interception, this one in the red zone, with Penn State driving with 1:43 left in the first quarter. Penn State was pissing in the wind once again.

After a three and out, Indiana punted. See Astorino catch the ball. See Drew run. See Drew play.  See Drew fumble. See the nice man with the white shirt fall on it. Oh oh oh! As the quarter drew to a close, this Turkey was already completely pissed off. Three damn turnovers in one quarter of football! Was this Penn State?

Thus, the first quarter was completely FUBAR, and the Nittany Lions were lucky to get out of it trailing by only 10.

The second quarter was pretty uneventful in its early boringness. Penn State finally was able to get on the board with a 33-yard Collin Wagner field goal with about three minutes left.

The fourth turnover of the first half would occur forthwith. After another three and out, Indiana punted to Graham Zug, who wound up going backward six yards before fumbling the ball away on his own 29, setting up the Hoosiers for what appeared to be another scoring opportunity, which would have left the Nittany Lions in a very bad way heading into the locker room. However, the defense held, and the Hoosiers’ field goal attempt was no good, so with 55 seconds to go, Penn State called a time out.

Clark drove his men down the field, and with the help of a facemask penalty set up on the Indiana 13. On second down, Clark hit Evan Royster for six, and with the addition of the extra point, the game was back to a flat-footed tie.

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LJ Lands in Cincinnati

Posted on November 16, 2009 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Troubled former Nittany Lion and Kansas City Chief running back Larry Johnson has a new home, and it will be with Carson Palmer, Chad Ochocinco, and the rest of the AFC North leading Cincinnati Bengals. After his expected signing, he will be relegated to the fourth string and will be paid the league minimum.

Of course, because Johnson was released a week ago and no one picked him up during the waiver period, KC will still have to pay his humongous salary. The pro-rated league minimum is chump change to Ol’ Lar.

Kansas City head coach Marv Lewis was adamant about Johnson just being there for backup duties.

“That’s what his role would be, it would be as a fourth running back and an opportunity as a backup player on this football team doing all the things backup players do, and that’s work their tails off in the kicking game and showing looks [on the scout team] and so forth that way,” Lewis said. “And then he would be an insurance policy if something would happen down the line to one of our guys where he’d have a chance to be active.

“But I couldn’t foresee him being active when he was initially here, if this is what happens. And that’s what I’ve told him.”

We’ll see how this works out. This Turkey hopes that Johnson can keep his nose clean and avoid embarrassing us yet again.

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