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Sudden Impact: 515 Pages ZZzzzzz

Posted on April 18, 2013 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Culture of Football? It’s for the birds.

The NCAA Enforcement Squad’s latest problem child is the University of Oregon (hereinafter referred to as the Ducks, because it makes it even more ridiculous), who have actually fessed up about at least one major violation relating to recruiting practices.

Oregon Ducks Feeling that vindication varies directly with poundage, the Ducks released 515 pages of evidence to the local newsrag, The Oregonian, who actually posted these things — lots and lots of emails with significant redactage (I made that word up) — guaranteed to bore you after you view the first 10 or so. Being a glutton for punishment, I looked at the first 100 or and the last hundred or so, just to claim to be thorough. I was overwhelmed by all the stuff in the last group, which provided dispositions of prior recruiting cases dating way the hell back to the Garden of Eden.

Now, even in view of the embarrassingly defensive publication of poundage, the Ducks are in deep duck soup. ??? ???? ???? ??? One major issue is paying a $25,000 fee to a talent scout in Texas. Oy!

You want to talk about “football culture”? There you have it. Most of this occurred during the reign of Chip Kelly, who bolted Oregon to replace Andy Reid as head coach of the NFL Philadelphia Eagles in January.

However, the Ducks and the NCAA disagree on the severity of that particular violation. Oregon admits to major violations, but considers its payment to that agent in Texas to be a secondary violation. The NCAA considers it major. Are we splitting hairs here or what? Or is this an arabesque to try to soften the blow of the whole thing by saying, “Yeah, but it isn’t as bad as you say it is, and we have 800 pounds of heavily redacted documents to prove our Duckine veracity.”

Oregon pleads ignorance according to a USA Today report:

“Football staff members were not aware that the manner in which they were using scouting/recruiting services was impermissible,” Oregon said in its October 2012 summary disposition. “Nonetheless, the recruiting advantage that was gained via the oral reports from scouting services personnel was more than the minimal.”

The NCAA has no reason to believe Lyles “coerced or directed any prospect to ultimately choose Oregon.” However, according to another document, “Lyles did provide a meaningful recruiting advantage by orally providing background information about prospects to the coaching staff and also by serving as a conduit to facilitate communication with prospective student-athletes.”

Lyles’ connection with Oregon first drew the NCAA’s attention in March 2011, after a Yahoo Sports report detailed how the school paid Lyles shortly after five-star running back Lache Seastrunk joined the Ducks’ football program. Lyles had been a mentor to Seastrunk, who was from Temple, Texas.

Yep. Vintage Chip Kelly. Culture of football. This petri dish is growing some interesting cultures.

The next step is appearing before the NCAA infractions committee. An unnamed Ducky said that the NCAA had taken a bowl ban off the table in preliminary talks; however, the Ducks were willing to accept recruiting penalties and scholarship reductions. As the investigation proceeded, the path forward got pretty muddy, so all bets are off.

This thing has dragged on for quite a while. betfinal ???? News of the ,000 payoff emerged in March 2011, a couple of months after the Ducks appeared in their first SSMNC game. ??????? ??? ????

Read the Oregonian report on this sordid mess and let me know what you think. I’ll forgive you if you don’t read all 515 documents.

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NCAA flips a bird at Sebastian.

University of Miami HurricanesMeanwhile, back at Indianapolis, the NCAA is smugly pooh-poohing the University of Miami’s (hereinafter referred to as Sebastian the Ibis) attempt to get the case against it dismissed.  Saith Jonathan Duncan (hereinafter referred to as Jake the Enforcer), the NCAA Interim Vice President of Enforcement, stated:

“In the enforcement staff’s view, the motions to dismiss are largely based on assumptions, false accusations, misleading statements and meritless claims about the enforcement staff and its investigation. For the reasons set forth below, the enforcement staff requests that the Committee on Infractions deny the motions.”

Former Clintonista and long-time president of “The U”, Donna Shalala, had previously spoken loud and hard about the unprofessional practices of the NCAA Enforcement squad. Donna takes no shit from no quarter.

In a CBS Sports story, Jake the Enforcer also defended several enforcement staff members who have since been fired:

“The enforcement staff ‘self-reported’ the [Maria Elena] Perez [attorney for Shapiro who was paid by the NCAA after doing that work, though she contends that she never actually was employed by the association] issue and then cooperated diligently with internal NCAA staff members and the Cadwalader firm to fully identify and disclose information related to the Perez issue. After an external investigation, those individuals found to have had culpability in the matter have been held accountable, and as a united enforcement staff, we deeply regret, have apologized for and are embarrassed by the events and circumstances. Nevertheless, we will not stand idly by when meritless, personal attacks are launched under the broad brush stroke of ‘enforcement staff misconduct.’

“… Overall, the enforcement staff believes that the institution is again grasping at straws in an attempt to disqualify members of the enforcement team with the most knowledge about the case. Not only are these personal attacks based on no evidence that would support the removal of Barnhart and Hannah from the case, they are also not a basis for dismissal of the case in its entirety.”

So, there you have it. The NCAA can do no wrong. The game is on center stage. The Indianapolis Arrogant Pricks vs. the Miamah Strong-Willed Culture of Football.

The NCAA can defend its shoddy practices for only so long. But do they need to? Who’s going to do anything about them?

All of this stuff is good fodder for Corbett’s case against them, should it ever go to trial. Here’s hoping!

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Filed Under: Penn State Scandal, Sports Tagged With: Enforcement, Mark Emmert, NCAA, Nevin Shapiro, University of Miami, University of Oregon, Willie Lyles

McQueary Suit Will Proceed

Posted on April 17, 2013 Written by The Nittany Turkey

All anyone can talk about, think about, write about, or whatever is the Spring Game, but since I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about, I’ll change the subject to Mike McQueary. I don’t know what I’m talking about there, either, but the subject is worth trying to pin a tail on a donkey or something.

Erstwhile Penn State assistant football coach Mike McQueary’s whistle-blower lawsuit filed with the help of SEC whistleblower lawyers against his former employer will proceed,  ruled Judge Thomas Gavin on Tuesday.

The good judge felt that the suit made sufficient claims of “outrageous conduct” by Penn State, and gave the University 20 days to file a response.

Spokesmen for both the university and McQueary remained mum on Tuesday as newshounds hounded them for news.

What’s in a name? Well, McQueary’s lawyer either cheats on his golf scorecard or engages in onanism, as his name is Strokoff.

Big Red bases his case on a press release just as the Sandusky scandal was breaking by then president Graham Spanier. In it, Spanier expressed support for Curley and Schultz, dismissing the charge of perjury against them and implying that McQueary’s testimony was a lie. McQueary alleges that the university made him personna non grata in State College, isolating him from his established base of friends and colleagues.

What’s worse is who in the hell would ever hire McQueary after all the crap he’s been through? McQueary has got to be viewed as being a pariah wherever he goes, for God knows how long. Of course, this lawsuit won’t serve to reduce his notoriety any.  You’ve got to wonder where this thing will end up.

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Filed Under: Penn State Football, Penn State Scandal Tagged With: Gary Schultz, Graham Spanier, Joe Paterno, lawsuit, Mike McQueary, Tim Curley

We Are!

Posted on April 12, 2013 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Folks, I’m coming at you today to ask you to back our friend Mike Pettigano, the founder and erstwhile chief writer of Black Shoes Diary (c’mon — you all read BSD and you all know Mike, so he really needs no introduction). Mike has assembled a brilliant team of writers including Lou Prato and  the current BSD team, as well as Chase Stuart and Ben Jones to produce a 2013 Penn State football preview, and he needs your help to make it happen.

If you recall the “We Are Penn State” preview magazines from 2009-2011, published by Maple Street Press, that’s the type of publication you’ll be supporting — something you’ll want to gobble up before fall rolls around. Unfortunately, Maple Street Press went belly up, so there was no 2012 edition. Now, Mike & Co. want to print a 112-page 2013 edition.

I was quite taken aback to see that Mike has only managed to get 180 backers thus far, and is less than one-third of the way toward his goal of $35,000, most of which will sucked up by printing expenses. I know that the Penn State community can and will do better than that. I will do my part to get the word out and I just donated a C-note to the cause. Come on, Nittany Lions! Let’s do this thing!

Even a skinny, little $5 donation will help get the project rolling, but you Turkey readers are upper crust (because the Turkey himself is pretty crusty), so I’m certain that Mike can count on you to go the extra mile. You can find all the information you’ll need at KickStarter.com.

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