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If This Simulation is Correct…

Posted on September 22, 2022 Written by The Nittany Turkey

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  1. Big Al says

    September 24, 2022 at 12:26 am

    I wonder how times they had to run the simulation to get this result. There’s no way the Chippies are going to score more than 17 points against State’s defense. If we lose, it will be because Clifford can’t hit open receivers and also gives up some pick/strip sixes.

    The only thing that seemed realistic was Pinegar missing a chip shot field in OT to lose the game. I fully expect the Kitties to lose one game this year because he misses a game winning field goal.

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    • The Nittany Turkey says

      September 26, 2022 at 7:28 pm

      You were right:
      -They didn’t score more than 17 points
      -Clifford can’t hit open receivers
      -Pinegar sucks

      —TNT

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