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Well? So it’s a big deal?

Posted on November 16, 2024 Written by The Nittany Turkey 1 Comment

#4 Penn State 49, Purdue 10

Well? What did you expect, already? Such a mismatch you wouldn’t believe! The Penn State Nittany Lions, albeit over-ranked, defeated the West Lafayette High School Junior Boilermakers’ cheerleading squad 49-10, before a rapidly emptying Ross-Ade Stadium ‘crowd’. (Official attendance was 58,346. All except the 346 had left by mid-third quarter). We knew what the outcome of this one would be for several weeks, although most of us didn’t think about it at all, having filed it in the ‘win’ bin at season’s outset.

Like Roberto Durán before the ninth round in the 1980 Sugar Ray Leonard fight, the Junior Boilermakers should have taken a cue from the dwindling crowds and muttered, “¡No más!”, as they were about to emerge from the Joe Tiller tunnel at the outset of the second half. But to their credit, outmanned and doomed, they came out and played their little hearts out to no avail, other than to add some points by virtue of a touchdown in garbage time.

What to say? Nothing.

What can I write about? The usual suspects did well, and we got to see some promising Penn State freshmen, who entered the game in the third quarter when the outcome was so far from being in doubt that even if they handed the ball to the Junior Boilermakers on every touch, the game would still be won. Beau Pribula took over for Drew Allar, but we did not see fellow Ohioan Ethan Grunkenmeyer, a highly touted Penn State freshman quarterback. In all, sixty-eight players got real game playing time.

How about the stats and a digression?!

Stats are meaningless in a mismatch like this, so I won’t be crowing about how “dominant” Penn State was. A kindergarten teacher is dominant over her class, but you don’t see anyone bragging about it. After all, it’s expected, normal, natural, and unremarkable. I cannot even dredge up some bullshit here, except to say that if you thought Purdue had half a chance to win this game, then you’re the type who would bet on Mike Tyson against Jake Paul, who didn’t even work up a sweat against the tired, 58-year-old Rusted Iron Mike. Your bank account undoubtedly reflects your sports betting acuity, too.

Why the hell were Tyson and Paul fighting with 16-oz sparring gloves instead of 10-oz and why were two-minute rounds fought instead of three? That alone should have told you it was a staged exhibition with the object of it not being too embarrassing for the geriatric former heavyweight champ while bilking the attendees at AT&T Stadium and the viewing subscribers on Netflix. Tickets to the live event ranged from $78 in the upper deck, where binoculars were required to see the boxing ants, to a $2 million MVP “Owner’s Experience”. Ringside seats on the stadium floor were $1,900 each. Fortunately, the undercard was entertaining. In fact, the Netflix Internet dropouts were more exciting than the main event.

Every digression needs a digression.

But I digress, a trite phrase stolen by other PSU blogs who wish to mock my pseudo-erudition, digression notwithstanding, as it were. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. In fact, I am flattered even more than when I compliment my good looks when I look in the mirror.

What else can I say here? I always wondered how Ross-Ade Stadium got its name. Is Ross-Ade something like Gator-Ade? Those guys playing there need all the sports drinks they can get, I guess. Give them all extra Ross-Ade. Don’t stop me, I’m on a roll.

Wrapping it up, already, thank God.

What the hell else can I say? I predicted 41-3 and friend Mike predicted 40-3. The spread wound up 30.5. Penn State easily covered for a change, but what did you expect? If the starters had stayed in for Penn State, the outcome would have been about 56-3. And it wasn’t even that close. I was sitting in my family room watching with Jenny falling asleep while I texted Mike and old lifelong PSU friend Joe about the game. The remarkable difference in our texts this week is that we did not feel the need to bitch about Franklin’s dumbass decisions or poor officiating. But I’m sure TS (name elided to protect the guilty) and the Almighty Sanguinarians will propose a summary indictment of the officiating, if only on general principles and force of habit.

Last time I was in Lafayette, it was snowing and I was charging the Tesla in the parking lot of a Meijer Grocery with a singular objective in mind: Get the hell out of Indiana! But afterward, someone asked whether we had visited the Purdue campus. WTF, why the hell would I do that? In the snow, already? So I could get a six-pack of Ross-Ade? Some things completely make no sense.

Back to today, the Super Moon rose over Ross-Ade and supermooned the Junior Boilermakers, as did the Penn State Nittany Lions, 49-10. Now, let it snow. Take THAT, Mark Pappas!

Other Games of Import

Wisconsin and #1 Oregon are tied 13-13 in the fourth quarter as I write this drivel. OMG OMG WTF if Bucky prevails against the Quackers? In that case, the nitwits at the CFP would put one-loss tOSU at #1, one-loss Texas at #2, and one-loss PSU at #3. Too soon to bitch about that, but what Penn State should be playing for at this point is home field advantage in at least one playoff game. Of course, that is putting the damn cart about two blocks before the horse because we’ve all got a couple of games left. To coin a phrase, we need to go 1-0 next Saturday against 6-4 Minnesota, and 1-0 on Black Friday Weekend against the 4-5 Twerps.

Next weekend is the so-called showdown between undefeated and untested #5 Indiana and the #2 Schmuckeyes. That nooner will be entertaining, consequential to Big Ten standings as it is.

No more digressions. Promise.

I’ll be back mid-week, after celebrating a birthday age that based on the juvenile prose above is so old you wouldn’t believe. What am I coming back next week for, God willing? Oh, yeah. My bad! Senior brain fart. I’ll be back to preview and predict the game with the Auric Rodents, the boat-rowers from Minnesooda. But I digress, already.

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Pur-doodoo and the CFP

Posted on November 13, 2024 Written by The Nittany Turkey 2 Comments

#4 Penn State (8-1, 5-1 Big Ten) at Purdue (1-8, 0-6)

Purdue

Mismatch games like this shouldn’t be allowed. We are in the home stretch of one of the softest schedules I have witnessed in my sixty years of Penn State fanhood. This week’s game with “the other” Big Ten team in Indiana is the nadir of the conference schedule. That the spread is only 28.5 points as I write this tells you that the punters don’t have much confidence in Penn State scoring a lot of points against the worst team in the Big Ten.

The Nittany Lions should prevail in a walkover, which will impress no one. Last week, the Schmuckeyes blew out the Boilermakers 45-0 in the Horseshoe. Two weeks prior to that, the Ducks shut them out 35-0 back home in Indiana. And a couple of games before that, Wisconsin clobbered their asses 52-6 at Camp Randall.

Purdue started out the season looking like they might have something, beating non-conference, in-state opponent Indiana State 49-0. The euphoria over the big win over an inferior, Missouri Valley Football Conference opponent best known for producing basketball Hall of Famer Larry Bird, quickly faded when yet another home state opponent came to West Lafayette the following week. The Fighting Irish blew up the Boilers, 66-7.

Purdue’s only narrow escape was at Illinois, where they snatched defeat from the jaws of victory in a 50-49 overtime loss. The Illiniweks scored a touchdown and an extra point in overtime. The Boilermakers returned the favor with a touchdown, then got cute and failed on the two-point try, muffing their best chance for a conference win for the whole damn season. The game displayed an amazing of lack of defense, with Illinois narrowly edging out Purdue 556-536 in total yards.

So, the spread being only 28.5 is disturbing. Is the supposedly #4 team in the country only that much better than the worst squad in its league? Purdue ranks 128 out of 133 FBS teams in scoring defense, right between Temple and Tulsa. They’re 118th in rushing defense and 108th in passing yards allowed. Offensively, the rankings are about the same, 117th in passing and 88th in rushing. The big question is whether Penn State will take this game seriously and show up. The secondary question is whether Purdue has conceded this season and will show up. Overall this portends a meaningless game, but one replete with perils if the teams sleep through it. Could the overlay spread reflect general apathy?

OK, enough of that. I will not even try to analyze Purdue’s strengths and weaknesses. Why bother? I want to move to the CFP craziness.

How Will the CFP Shake Out?

Of the CFP top twelve right now, four represent the Big Ten and five represent the SEC. The top two teams are Big Ten. SEC has positions 3, 7, 10, 11, and 12. Just out of my ass, I would bet that any one of those SEC teams could prevail over either of the top two Big Ten teams. The back door path for a Big Ten team to win the Still Somewhat Mythical National Championship (SSMNC) requires that SEC schools keep on doing what they have been doing all year long — beating the shit out of each other.

Looking at the four Big Ten teams, Oregon has two significant wins, an early season 37-34 victory over Boise State, and the 32-31 win over tOSU. Ohio State’s only significant win was beating our Nittany Lions 20-13. Penn State’s big win was arguably at USC, who have a 4-5 record at the moment. Similarly, #5 Indiana has played no one. Its big win was last week, beating 5-5 Michigan, struggling in the wake of its SSMNC season.

The SEC is a mess. As I noted, when it seems that someone will emerge, they get beaten back. Texas, #3 in the CFP standings, lost to #12 Georgia, who lost to #11 Ole Miss and #10 Alabama. Ole Miss had off-weeks against Kentucky and LSU. Alabama lost to Vanderbilt and #7 Tennessee, who lost to unranked Arkansas.

I do not see Indiana beating Ohio State on November 23, so they’ll have one loss when all is said and done. That will make the Big Ten a holy mess, too. Oregon has two games left, at Wisconsin and the Border War with Washington back home at Autzen Stadium. They will win both. So who the hell will win the Big Ten Championship in Indianapolis? Who the hell will even play in it? The new conference mish-mash pits the No. 1 and No. 2 teams against each other in that match. We assume that the Ducks will remain No. 1. With all the one-loss teams, how is No. 2 determined?

The new tie-breaking rules are ridiculously complicated. Head-to-head competition comes first. So, of the three potential one-loss teams, namely Indiana, Ohio State, and Penn State, Ohio State would emerge, having beaten Indiana (predicted) and Penn State. This, of course ass-umes that Ohio State will not lose any of its remaining games, including Indiana and the rivalry game with Michigan. So, a rematch of the Oregon vs. Ohio State game looks likely for Indy.

The conference championship is important, because it enables a first-round bye in the playoffs. We concluded that Penn State is unlikely to play in Indianapolis, let alone win it, so assuming they make the playoffs, which seems likely, they will probably play an SEC opponent like Ole Miss in the first round, last year’s Peach Bowl opponent in PSU’s 38-25 losing effort. We’ll see.

Of course, you knew all that already. I just had to work through it in my mind, and I needed to fill some space because I have nothing to say this week.

Da Wedda

While Florida keeps a wary watch on the Caribbean, where another damn hurricane, this one named Sara, will form this weekend, the weather in Indiana for Saturday’s 3:30 game looks pretty. A forecast high of 60 and low of 45 with no precipitation and little wind makes for a fine, fall football day. Not that anything resembling football will be played, or anything, but the weather provides no advantage to either team. And Purdue needs all the advantages it can get.

Da Bottom Line

Let’s cut to the chase. The Official Turkey Poop Prognostication will be brief and to the point. Spread of PSU – 28.5 and over/under 50.5. Penn State 41, Purdue 3. We’re taking the under.

See you after the game. #7 Tennessee at #12 Georgia is the game to watch this weekend, so my recap will be late.

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My Week with Mounjaro

Posted on November 11, 2024 Written by The Nittany Turkey 2 Comments

I’ll avoid using the picture of the Mounjaro injector to see whether that is what is triggering the draconian Facebook anti-spam algorithm. But who knows? They might delete my link to this post anyway. So, if you don’t see this on Facebook this week, I hope you’ve subscribed via the provided tool on the right. You won’t get any spam from me, just my bullshit. The creepy AI-generated cat picture I have included is meaningless, but Facebook appreciates cats, as is affirmed by the ubiquitous cat images on the social media platform. So, how could they possibly object?

For those who are new to this weekly Mounjaro update, in it I report my progress on the type two diabetes drug, on which I initiated therapy last June. Additionally, I cover topics I presume to be of interest to anyone either using or considering using this medication for diabetes. I add editorial comments about controversial topics from time to time. Hey, it’s my blog, and it’s the only soap box I have! And, by the way, a trip around the world is not a cruise, and medical treatment is not a journey.

This week on my non-journey, I’ll be looking into reports of tainted compounded versions of semaglutide and tirzepatide, the generic equivalents of Ozempic/Wegovy and Mounjaro/Zepbound, plus Novo Nordisk’s warnings about such drugs. Then, I’ll report on my health progress, always fertile territory for commentary, given that I am a metabolic horror story who has outlived his life expectancy.

Compounded Semaglutide Perils?

The drug that caused the off-label, fat loss craze that started it all, Ozempic, has inspired a profitable secondary market. Compounding pharmacies sell compounded versions of its active ingredient, semaglutide, to the weight-loss crowd. Although Novo-Nordisk, the Danish manufacturer of the branded drug has also sought and received FDA approval for sister drug Wegovy (also semaglutide) specifically for weight loss, these branded drugs are costly. When drugs are in short supply, the FDA allows compounded, generic versions to be sold. Thus, current supply shortages of semaglutide and tirzepatide (Mounjaro/Zepbound) have enabled opportunistic compounding pharmacies to produce and sell lots of generic, compounded product.

But compounding pharmacies are state regulated. Although required to report regularly to the FDA, they can take shortcuts in reporting data. State inspections vary in thoroughness and effectiveness. Unsanitary facilities sometimes are not detected. But the average consumer lacks the expertise and availability of data to vet these outfits. Does anyone know where the ingredients come from, how the drugs are produced and under what conditions, and so forth? Much of the weight-loss public’s hunger for these vogue drugs relies on faith.

Even if most facilities are sterile and take great care to avoid selling contaminated products, occasionally, a horrible tragedy occurs. Such was the New England Compounding Center case, in which dozens of people died and 750 suffered grievous bodily harm. How does one know what one is injecting into their body? Although most compounded medications are safe, it takes only one bad batch to wreak havoc. That there is even one such batch of tainted medication out there makes it akin to playing Russian Roulette.

Deaths and Hospitalizations

Approximately 10 deaths and 100 hospitalizations in the United States have been linked to use of off-brand, compounded semaglutide, according to the drug’s manufacturer Novo Nordisk. Similar issues have been reported from use of compounded tirzepatide, the active component in Eli Lilly & Company’s Mounjaro and Zepbound. Both Novo Nordisk and Eli Lilly have taken steps to curtail the distribution of compounded versions.

Naturally, the compounding pharmacy industry and their partners in retail weight-loss clinics and health spas are outraged. So are members of the weight-loss community who are addicted to these drugs and who can’t afford the high-priced branded products. One cannot blame Novo Nordisk and Eli Lilly for wanting to protect their profits. But the boosters of the compounding industry have characterized their efforts to inform and warn consumers as transparent attempts to control the market. I am not going to land on either extreme. I merely preach using caution when buying compounded products. Be as thorough as possible in researching the company that will sell you something you inject into your body.

Fullerton Wellness product contamination

As of November 1, the FDA warned patients and health care professionals not to use drugs compounded and distributed by Fullerton Wellness LLC, Ontario, Calif., dispensed to patients by medical offices and clinics. On August 14, 2024, FDA received a complaint from a patient who noticed a black particulate in a vial of semaglutide distributed by Fullerton Wellness. On September 23, 2024, FDA received information from California regulatory authorities as part of ongoing collaboration between FDA and the state noting deficiencies found at Fullerton Wellness during a state inspection. After the state inspection, Fullerton Wellness voluntarily ceased operations.

However, the tainted drugs were distributed and are still lurking out there. This certainly is an example that underscores the need to proceed cautiously.

FDA Guidelines for Consumers

Although I frequently question the FDA’s ties to Big Pharma, likening the agency to the fox guarding the henhouse, it still performs some valuable services. The FDA’s recommendations for use of compounded versions of GLP-1 drugs, including tirzepatide and semaglutide, are worthwhile reading for anyone seeking to improve their chances of avoiding adverse events when considering alternative sources. The agency has identified several areas of concern for compounded GLP-1 drugs. It is working with its state regulatory partners and will continue to communicate with compounders regarding these concerns. 

The agency states that as of August 31, 2024, FDA has received: 

  • 136 reports of adverse events with compounded tirzepatide. 
  • 346 reports of adverse events with compounded semaglutide.

Considering the burgeoning size of the market and the number of units sold, the number of adverse events is small. But if you care about what you inject into your system, this document is well worth your time. Consider it that ounce of prevention. Saving a few bucks now using questionable drugs from loosely regulated suppliers can cost you dearly in the future. Be careful!

My Progress on Mounjaro

My doctor prescribed Mounjaro at the starting 2.5 mg dose back in early June 2024. After ten weeks, my dose moved up to 5 mg, which I have injected weekly since then. Although not cheap, I am fortunate to have insurance coverage through my Part D Medicare prescription drug plan. Otherwise, I would either need to pay the retail price (about $1100/mo) or deal with tele-health compounding pharmacies. As you know, I am wary about the latter, so I would avoid that alternative.

My aim is to get my numbers in line, then “kick the habit.” I do not wish to be shooting up with Mounjaro forever. Meanwhile, I am relearning how to control carbs, with feedback from my continuous glucose monitor. (Yes, more money out the window, but diabetes ain’t cheap). The monitor enables me to gauge the effect of various foods on my blood sugar. For example, a recent lunch at our favorite Greek joint yielded an unexpected spike. I thought stuffed grape leaves would be fine, but the rice in them (plus God knows what in the lemon sauce) was too much of a glycemic load. So, as my old friend Joey’s mom used to say, “Learn to eat!” Once I do and I commit myself to good habits, I hope to wean myself from Mounjaro.

The Mounjaro Numbers, Already!

Average glucose for the week has been about 100 mg/dL (5.6 mmol/L), roughly flat. Morning fasting glucose averaged 101 (5.6), still above where I want it to be. No more dolmades for me!

Weight fluctuation was minimal during the week, winding up at 199.6 lbs (90.7 kg). Aside from the grape leaves, I can’t think of any serious dietary transgressions, so I’ll consider this a weight plateau. As you recall, weight loss is a secondary or tertiary goal of mine, so I’m not going to get all upset over not consistently “looseing weight” (sic – common egregious social media misspelling).

My physical therapy for lumbar radiculopathy continues apace. Although I have not felt much of a difference in pain levels, the core strengthening exercises and stretching are doing me good. The nagging pain, burning, and numbness from the related meralgia paraesthetica continues. Its onset was just before I started the PT. It is an inflammation of the femoral lateral cutaneous nerve, a sensory nerve associated with the lateral aspect of the thigh. Nerves take time to heal, but I decided not to leave it to chance, lest there be some correctable impingement going on there. To gain a better perspective, I made an appointment with a physiatrist (physical medicine and rehab doc) in early December. I hope more physical therapy will help with the problem, so I am not making any appointments with neurosurgeons — yet.

That’s It for Now

Summing it all up, I hope I have added enough useful information to my mundane health issues to have made this read worthwhile for you. I will return next week with another update — and maybe, a new cat picture.

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