The Nittany Turkey

Primarily about Penn State football, this is a tale told by idiots, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

Search This Site

Enter keyword(s) below to search for relevant articles.

  • Penn State Football
  • Mounjaro Update Catalog
  • Contact Us
  • About Us
Home Archives for The Nittany Turkey

Will We Polish Off the Golden Domers?

Posted on January 8, 2025 Written by The Nittany Turkey 5 Comments

Orange Bowl: #7 Notre Dame (13-1) vs. #6 Penn State (13-2)

Greetings, Turkey readers!

First, let me take this opportunity to wish you all a Happy New Year. Let us all hope for big and beautiful things in 2025. Will one of those things be Penn State making a deep penetration into the CFP, like to the still somewhat mythical national championship (SSMNC) game? That is what we’re here to determine (as if we make that determination). Without further adoo-doo, let us proceed to examine the intermediate task of dispatching the Fighting Irish.

By the way, why is such a disparagingly stereotypical nickname as the “Fighting Irish” permissible under woke NCAA rules? They made the “Fighting Illini” change to just “Illini” to avoid offending the Peoria nation by hanging the bellicose adjective on them, so why not the same for the “Fighting Irish”? My conjecture is that the Irish are proud of their barroom brawling reputation and thereby insist on keeping the moniker. From the folks who brought you bare-knuckle boxing champion John L. Sullivan and Daniel Day Lewis in “Gangs of New York”, into the fray…

What we have here is a match-up of two similar teams. Both have strong defenses. Both have key injuries. Both have serviceable, albeit not elite, quarterbacks. Both will have similar game plans. Therefore, it will come down to execution and coaching. (For Franklin-haters, that’s not a good thing).

PSU Offense vs. Notre Dame Defense

If Drew Allar thought he had pressure during the Boise State game, in the paraphrased words of Al Jolson, he ain’t seen nothin’ yet! Former Penn Stater Al Golden’s pass rush will test Allar and the offensive line with a potpourri of blitz packages. Since Allar’s receiving corps ain’t nothing special, with one notable exception being tight end Tyler Warren, Golden will concentrate on man defense and double-covering Warren. Shutting down the passing game will put the onus for moving the ball on Penn State’s two-headed running machine, Kaytron Allen and Nick Singleton.

Al Golden has the defensive front seven that can do so. However, keeping the pressure on Allar while accounting for Warren and the dynamic duo can test their mettle. Penn State’s success will hinge on Andy Kotelnicki’s play calling (and perhaps James Franklin’s meddling in same). If Andy continues to get cute and stray from known strengths of the team, the Nittany Lions will go down in flames.

Also, the Notre Dame defense is intent on forcing turnovers, which they do quite well. Penn State must play mistake-free to have a shot at winning this thing.

Notre Dame Offense vs. Penn State Defense

Many have said that Penn State’s is the best defense the Irish will have faced this season. That is giving Penn State lots more credit than it deserves, given the 37 points it allowed to Oregon, one of only two contenders it played during the year. A big part of the defense’s effectiveness will rest on the injured shoulder of Abdul Carter, a disruptive edge rusher who Tom Allen moves around to confuse offenses. Also an effective run-stopper, he exited the Boise State game early in the second quarter with an arm and shoulder injury. His status for the Orange Bowl is uncertain.

One of the weapons the PSU defense must stop is 1,000-yard running back Jeremiyah Love, who also was injured in his last outing, the Irish’s 23-10 win over Georgia in the Sugar Bowl. He left in the third quarter and did not return. Notre Dame offensive coordinator Mike Denbrock is planning to use Love in the Orange Bowl. Love has been practicing with a heavy knee brace. If he is compromised, Jadarian Price is his backup, and he is ready to go. He has proven to be an effective runner this year.

Another weapon is senior quarterback Riley Leonard. The Duke transfer’s running ability will require that the Nittany Lions keep a spy on him. Thus far, Leonard has 149 carries for 831 yards and 15 touchdowns. His longest run was fifty yards. Leonard also has a more talented receiving corps than is available to Allar (apart from Tyler Warren).

Keys to a Penn State Win

  • Stick with what got you here! (Allen, Singleton, Warren)
  • Protect the ball!
  • Shut down Notre Dame’s running game! (Both Love/Price AND Leonard).
  • Force Notre Dame into passing situations.

Da Wedda

Chilly, for Miami, means a high of 67 with an overnight low of 54. There is a possibility of thunderstorms from some unstable air and the wind will be moderate, 13 mph with gusts to 21. Decent football weather, in this Turkey’s humble opinion.

Da Bottom Line

Will this be the final Official Turkey Poop Prognostication of the 2024-2025 season? In my mind, this is a close one, and depending on the bullet factors I listed above, it could go either way. However, as I stated at the outset, we’re here to determine who will win, so let’s get down to business.

The odds-makers set the spread at Notre Dame – 1.5, and bettors have affirmed that number, which has not budged. Neither has the over/under of 44.5 which, combined with the spread, suggests a Notre Dame victory of 24-21. Unless someone screws up big time, this Turkey believes that the game will be low-scoring and keenly contested. However, I lack confidence in Andy Kotelnicki sticking with what got him here, I think Penn State’s receivers are a non-factor (other than Warren), and I believe Carter’s injury will be consequential to the outcome, so I am going with Notre Dame 24, Penn State 20. I would tenuously shade toward the under.

See you after the game. My prediction notwithstanding, I hope I can come back with another Turkey Poop Prognostication before the 2024-2025 season concludes.

Share this:

  • Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email
  • Post
  • Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit
  • Click to print (Opens in new window) Print
  • More
  • Pocket
  • Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) WhatsApp

Like this:

Like Loading...

Filed Under: Penn State Football

Mounjaro Update: Week 31

Posted on January 6, 2025 Written by The Nittany Turkey 5 Comments

Happy New Year!

This is the latest update in my series chronicling my progress on the Type 2 diabetes drug Mounjaro. At age 78, I have made considerable progress since starting the therapy back in early June 2024. Namely, I have observed reductions in HbA1c from 7.6% (60 mmol/mol) to 5.5% (37 mmol/mol), in fasting morning glucose from ~165 mg/dl (9.2 mmol/L) to ~95 mg/dL (5.3 mg/dL), and in body weight from 245 lbs (111.3 kg) to 188 lbs (85.5 kg). I have completely discontinued two prescription medications, Metformin and hydrochlorothiazide, while reducing my remaining blood pressure medicine by half. My Mounjaro dosage is 5mg/0.5ml, which is the minimum therapeutic dose.

Of course, man does not live by Mounjaro alone. A primary factor influencing these achievements was my serious commitment to decent diet and exercise. Anyone who takes this class of drugs without such a commitment is destined to fail in one way or another. Either they will get off the drug and relinquish their gains or they’ll be on the drug for life. Neither is my intent. I wish to retain the healthy diet, stay active, and forestall the muscle loss and frailty common among us older folks who neglect those areas. Furthermore, I intend to discontinue Mounjaro at some point after I have stabilized, God willing and the Creek don’t rise.

Getting Off

Another collateral goal is to discontinue Lipitor. I am at a minimal dose, 10 mg, but I would prefer to be at the absolute minimum dose of bupkis. Statins are the most often prescribed drugs, but they have been implicated in doing dastardly deeds such as increasing insulin resistance, thus causing Type 2 diabetes. My hope is that through diet and exercise, along with enlightened medical guidance, I can dump this stuff, too. I would appreciate hearing from any of you readers who have successfully dropped statins.

My intent here is to share my results with others who can benefit from bits and pieces they find here. For example, in prior weeks, I have written about various devices I use to track my progress, issues with GLP-1 RA drugs (the class of drugs to which Mounjaro belongs), continuous glucose monitors, and the cost of these medications. I have also editorialized about dangerous practices like the use of these powerful drugs for cosmetic weight loss and the controversy surrounding parasitic compounding pharmacies. If you are interested in looking back through those prior updates, click on the “Health” caption on the gray menu bar above.

I’ll now move to my weekly recap.

My Week on Mounjaro

When I wrote last week’s abbreviated column, I was in the throes of a nasty urinary tract infection (UTI). My doctor had prescribed an antibiotic, which I started taking the night before. I had a low-grade fever and generally felt like hell. Thus, my update was brief to the point of being uninformative, for which I apologize.

Now, I have completed the antibiotic course, and many of the symptoms have abated, although they have not completely resolved. Although the fever is gone and I don’t pee pink, I still am fatigued and still feel burning when I go. I am observing cloudiness in my urine as well. I’ll monitor this situation carefully while I try to ramp up my resumption of normal activities as the week progresses.

Iron Deficiency

One other issue that has popped up is low iron in my blood. I had been getting low readings when I went to the blood bank to donate blood, although not so low that they would not let me donate my rare type. Two months ago, I decided to have the iron tested, and it was indeed low. The doctor recommended supplementation and a two-month follow-up. I have been taking original Feosol 65mg for two months and I just got re-tested. The results were disturbing. Although ferritin was at the low end of the normal range, total iron and iron saturation percentage were out of range and very low. Both of the latter markers had decreased while I was taking the supplement.

“He’s Not Anemic”

Dr. DeLorean hand-waved, stating that ferritin was the important number and since I’m not anemic, I should be OK and can donate blood if I want to. Obviously, I am not a doctor, but my engineering mentality impelled my skepticism. I did not want to ignore a functional iron deficiency. Ferritin is a measure of the body’s storage of iron, but if it is not getting into the blood, something is rotten in the State of Denmark. Looking further, I found that ferritin can be elevated by both acute and chronic inflammation, which can be misleading. The blood draw for the test occurred last Monday at the height of my UTI, suggesting a re-test when symptoms resolve. Furthermore, on Friday I asked DeLorean (via email) to do a C-REP and SED rate to gauge any inflammation that might be causing issues. I have yet to receive a response.

Despite the all-clear given my Dr. DeLorean, I will pursue this further. Thinking I might have absorption issues, I scheduled a follow-up with my gastroenterologist for the end of the month. In my mind, my GI system is the root of all bodily evils. Although I showed no overt anemia in a CBC taken in November, any of my myriad GI conditions — or even Mounjaro’s effect on the digestive system — could be decreasing absorption of the necessary mineral or causing slow bleeds that, being subclinical, do not show up as anemia.

My GI doc is an old curmudgeon with glowing red cheeks, suggesting rosacea from niacin use, and he’s cranky, just like I am, so my visits with him are always entertaining. As you know, when I write about doctors here, I use pseudonyms. I call my gastroenterologist Dr. Scrooge. (I would change to Dr. Grinch, but he’s red, not green). Stay tuned to these reports for more information on my iron deficiency and its potential gut connection, and for an account of my fun encounter with Dr. Scrooge.

Mounjaro Numbers for the Week

In a topsy-turvy week spent taking antibiotics and recovering from a painful UTI, I didn’t expect much. Average glucose was 106 mg/dL (5.89 mmol/L), while fasting morning glucose averaged 98 mg/dL (5.44 mmol/L). I lost four pounds during the week, no doubt due to the UTI, the appetite suppression caused by the nitrofurantoin antibiotic, and my overall malaise. This is neither a desirable nor a sustainable pathway to further weight loss.

Here’s hoping I have a better week this week! I’ll be back next week with all the news that’s fit to print, and some that isn’t. Until then, I wish you all a happy, healthy, and prosperous 2025!

Share this:

  • Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email
  • Post
  • Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit
  • Click to print (Opens in new window) Print
  • More
  • Pocket
  • Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) WhatsApp

Like this:

Like Loading...

Filed Under: Mounjaro

The Big Question: Can Penn State Stop Jeanty?

Posted on December 31, 2024 Written by The Nittany Turkey 4 Comments

Quarter-final CFP: Boise State vs. Penn State

Sorry I took so long to write this. I have been ill for a few days, resulting in my lack of motivation. However, I don’t intend to spare you my bullshit about this game because it’s, like, important. Frankly, I think the bowl games and the CFP are royally screwed this year, but you knew that. Opt-outs, transfer portal, the almighty NFL Draft, and greed have perverted the whole end of year thing into a charade.

So, what have we here? Boise State beat everybody on their schedule this year except Oregon, who they battled to a 37-34 loss. Their major weapon is running back Ashton Jeanty, whose rushing output was 2,497 yards on 344 carries, a whopping average of 7.3 yards per carry. Against Oregon, he rang up 192 yards. He had six games over 200 yards. His lowest totals are 127 yards against Portland State and 128 against UNLV. He’s scored 29 touchdowns.

So, the big question: Can Penn State stop Ashton Jeanty. They’re going to try like hell, but Carnac is visualizing lots of missed tackles as Jeanty makes his way into the Penn State secondary multiple times. So, the collateral question is whether Penn State can provide enough offense to surmount the Boise State rushing attack. Quarterback Maddux Madsen produced numbers like Drew Allar’s, but he is only 5’10” tall.

For some odd reason, Penn State is favored by 11.5. This screams “overlay!”. Why so big a spread? I have a funny feeling about this one. To get through this round, the Nittany Lions will need to exploit Boise State’s pass defense. Drew Allar had an off day against SMU, so he better have his act together for this one. Otherwise, one and done.

Da Wedda

Doesn’t really matter, as it is the Fiesta Bowl, which is indoors with the field being a drawer so it can get some sun to grow the grass. The roof is retractable, but for the record, the weather will in the 60s and partly sunny.

Da Bottom Line

So, Penn State will spot Boise State the first 10 points. Tradition! We’re a second-half team. All that bullshit! To go 1-0 this week, the Nittany Lions better not be playing out of a deep hole. I’m going to be uncharacteristically optimistic here. I think Drew Allar will be up to the task this week (he better) and the Lions will prevail. Jeanty will run for over 125 yards and will score three touchdowns. However, Penn State will prevail, 31-27. I’m taking the over.

Share this:

  • Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email
  • Post
  • Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit
  • Click to print (Opens in new window) Print
  • More
  • Pocket
  • Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) WhatsApp

Like this:

Like Loading...

Filed Under: Penn State Football

  • « Previous Page
  • 1
  • …
  • 8
  • 9
  • 10
  • 11
  • 12
  • …
  • 577
  • Next Page »

Subscribe to Blog via Email

Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 70 other subscribers

Recent Comments

  • Elizabeth Ellen Harris on Week 54 Mounjaro Update: A Turkey’s Medical Marathon
  • The Nittany Turkey on Week 54 Mounjaro Update: A Turkey’s Medical Marathon
  • Lizard on Week 54 Mounjaro Update: A Turkey’s Medical Marathon
  • Week 54 Mounjaro Update: A Turkey's Medical Marathon - The Nittany Turkey on Week 53 Mounjaro Update: Jacked Lab Monkeys & Med Purgatory
  • Week 53 Mounjaro Update: Jacked Lab Monkeys & Med Purgatory - The Nittany Turkey on Week 51 Mounjaro Update: Wake Up and Smell the Coffee!

Latest Posts

  • Mounjaro Update Week 56: Big Pharma Wins, You Lose (Weight) June 30, 2025
  • Week 55 Mounjaro Update: We’re the Drug Cops and We’re Here to Help! June 23, 2025
  • Week 54 Mounjaro Update: A Turkey’s Medical Marathon June 16, 2025
  • Week 53 Mounjaro Update: Jacked Lab Monkeys & Med Purgatory June 9, 2025
  • Week 52 Mounjaro Update: Steroid Shot Sparks Spooky Sugar Spike June 2, 2025

Penn State Blogroll

  • Black Shoe Diaries
  • Onward State
  • The Lion's Den
  • Victory Bell Rings

Friends' Blogs

  • The Eye Life

Penn State Football Links

  • Bleacher Report: Penn State Football
  • Blue White Illustrated
  • Lions247
  • Nittany Anthology
  • Penn State Sports
  • PennLive.com
  • The Digital Collegian

Whodat Turkey?

The Nittany Turkey is a retired techno-geek who thinks he knows something about Penn State football and everything else in the world. If there's a topic, we have an opinion on it, and you know what "they" say about opinions! Most of what is posted here involves a heavy dose of hip-shooting conjecture, but unlike some other blogs, we don't represent it as fact. Read More…

  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • LinkedIn
  • Pinterest
  • RSS
  • Twitter

Subscribe via Email

Enter your email address to subscribe to the Nittany Turkey and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 70 other subscribers
July 2025
S M T W T F S
 12345
6789101112
13141516171819
20212223242526
2728293031  
« Jun    

Archives

Categories

Meta

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org

Copyright © 2025 · Focus Pro Theme on Genesis Framework · WordPress · Log in

 

Loading Comments...
 

    %d