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Penalties’ll Killya

Posted on December 8, 2024 Written by The Nittany Turkey 2 Comments

Oregon 45, Penn State 37

I know you’ve all hashed and rehashed the game ad nauseam, so I won’t furtherhash it here. We knew in advance that if Penn State got off to a slow start against the #1 ranked team, it would be an uphill fight that had few chances of ending well. We all cringed as we recalled the myriad playing from behind situations we’ve observed this year, against the likes of Bowling Green and USC. The worst-case scenario would be not only starting slow and making execution errors but throwing in mental errors. Against the #1 team, that amounts to suicide.

Well, we saw all the above. The only thing missing in the early dullard performance was a plethora of coaching errors. No, the boys didn’t need any coaching help to shoot themselves in both feet, repeatedly, like Keystone Cops on a Mack Sennett set. I mean, how in the hell do you get a personal foul on a kickoff that was destined to be a touchback. I WILL blame the coaches for this kind of crap, which we have seen every week throughout the damn season. Why the hell is it still going on entering the post-season?

Four fifteen-yard penalties for fuck’s sake! Some of you like that “in yo’ face” shit. I don’t. In this case, it cost us a realistic shot at winning. After the first one, the guidance from the coaching staff should have come through loud and clear: Control your impulses, assholes!

Turnovers’ll Killya, Too!

As if the dumbass penalties weren’t sufficient half-witted errors to lose the damn game, we had Drew Allar’s two interceptions. He had his head straight up his ass for both. (No, I won’t be gentle. It is true and he will be the first to own up to it.)

The first crappy interception occurred in the second quarter, from the Penn State 11 yard-line already down 21-10. It was not quite a pick-six, but it put the ball on the PSU one yard-line. Oregon easily scored on the next play, making it 28-10. This was a crazy-ass pass to throw into coverage on second and ten from one’s own red zone. No excuses. Just a brain fart.

Similarly, Allar had no business throwing deep to a tightly covered receiver to end the game on second-and-one with time on the clock and the running game working well. He admitted that he mentally committed to targeting his primary receiver and went with him all the way. Another brain fart.

Penn State had a decent chance to win the game, but they screwed up. Losers will talk about officiating like children making excuses for their failures. Blow wind if it makes you feel good, but in your heart of hearts, you know that lack of discipline and patience, the most fundamental of fundamentals, is what screwed Penn State out of a serious shot at this Big Ten Championship. Big credit to Oregon, who played a mistake-free game and kept the game out of reach. They are deserving champions.

Playoff Bracket Revealed

Shfting to the College Football Playoffs, all the bullshit and predictions are behind us, as we now know what the playoff bracket will be. Penn State drew Southern Methodist University in the first round. It will be a home game for the Nittany Lions, which James Franklin facetiously characterized as playing with sixteen inches of snow on the field. Yeah, mid-December games in an open stadium in the frozen North are to die for — literally! But Penn State fans, being what they are, a hardy bunch, are elated that they’ll have another home game. By the time they thaw out, they’ll be wishing the game had been played in Dallas. (I remember one Pitt Game in late November, 1964, after which they had to put me on top of the dorm hallway radiator to unfreeze my balls. But I digress.).

Frankly, I do not know much about SMU. I can remember Shifty Craig James and his PSU hatred, but that has no bearing on the outcome of this game. Also, I remember Doak Walker. (Younger readers will say, “Who???”). But about this year’s squad, I know zilch. Thus, I will make no comments here about the game, snarky or otherwise. I’ll save that for a later preview and prediction.

One thing I can say now is that the Methodists and the Kitties get no respect from the schedulers. The contest is scheduled for a nominal noon kickoff on December 21, in sixteen inches of snow at Beaver Stadium. Imagine the bemused, dullard looks on the team exiting the tunnel into a snow cave. A whiter than white White Out! A veritable winter wonderland! I’ll speculate more about that in my pre-game post.

And was the selection committee expressing a sense of humor by giving us a path to the semi-finals through horses? If the Nittany Lions can cathandle the SMU Mustangs, they have the Boise State Broncos to look forward to (fortunately, not on a blue football field)

So, what else can I say? See you next time, when I lay upon you some heavy bullshit about the first-round playoff game with SMU.

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All the Big Ten Marbles

Posted on December 4, 2024 Written by The Nittany Turkey 2 Comments

#3 Penn State (11-1, 8-1 Big Ten) vs. #1 Oregon (12-0, 9-0)

This unlikely pairing of a newbie duck and a dark horse will compete for the Big Ten Championship on Saturday night in Indianapolis. The Oregon Ducks, which were called the Pintail Ducks when I attended Penn State, have led the conference wire-to-wire, and have been ranked #1 in the polls since October. Meanwhile, Penn State backed into the title match when rampant alpha particles disturbed the kineomatic harmony of the universe, permitting Michigan to beat formerly mighty Ohio State for the fourth year in a row.

Sparse History

The Nittany Lions, which were called the Nittany Lions when I attended Penn State, last encountered those quackers at the 1995 Rose Bowl, where Ki-Jana Carter was unstoppable on the way to a 38-20 Penn State victory. I was lucky enough to have attended that game. Furthermore, I attended the previous encounter with the Ducks thirty years earlier in 1964, when this naïve sophomore witnessed Rip Engle’s boys fumbling away a 22-14 loss in early October at Beaver Stadium. Fortunately, I brought a camera.

I wrote a retrospective about that game here in The Nittany Turkey back in 2009. My nostalgic photos show the old scoreboard and the open south end of the stadium, which held about 45,000 back then and had been moved piece-by-piece from its original location by West Halls and the Water Tower only four years earlier. But I wistfully digress.

Penn State is coming off a 44-7 drubbing of Maryland, which included a controversial late touchdown in garbage time. Unkind words were spoken between James Franklin and Mike Locksley at mid-field after the game. Meanwhile, Oregon was taking care of border issues, beating Washington 49-21. Penn State is fortunate to have enjoyed one of its softer schedules, but Oregon’s wasn’t much better. The Ducks beat Boise State early in the season 37-34, and of course, there’s that 32-31 squeaker over tOSU. So, I suppose you can say that Oregon backed into the #1 ranking, outlasting everyone else and winding up undefeated by beating mostly pussies while SEC contenders were kicking the shit out of each other. The same concept applies to Penn State and its #3 ranking. Let’s face it: The Big Ten ain’t all that this year.

Still a Game Worth Watching

Lest I diss these combatants too much, they are likely to put on a good show at Lucas Oil Stadium, but it won’t be another “Game of the Century” between a #1 and a #3.

Oregon possesses a premier passing quarterback in Dillon Gabriel. The sixth-year senior transfer from Oklahoma (and formerly, UCF) set the NCAA record for career touchdowns last month. His completion percentage of .736 stands atop the FBS. Penn State defensive coordinator Tom Allen had better have a plan to disrupt this passing machine who is known to release the ball in 2.5 seconds. Overall, Oregon’s passing offense ranks 14th in the FBS, against Penn State’s 7th ranking in passing yards allowed. In rushing, Oregon ranks only 56th, relying on junior running back Jordan James for the bulk of its carries. He averages 5.7 yards per carry. James is also a capable receiver coming out of the backfield. “We’ll see” how he stacks up against the 7th-ranked rushing defense of the Nittany Lions.

Looking at the other stat categories finds the two teams positioned similarly. Penn State’s rushing game could be an advantage if it were to get going, which is less likely now due to key injuries on the offensive line. Drew Allar is a competent quarterback who, as the idiots say, can beat you with his arm and beat you with his legs. He has excellent pocket instincts, prompting comparisons with retired Steeler star Ben Roethlisberger. What he lacks is one or more viable downfield receiving threats who can break loose from man coverage and stretch the field. Allar relies more on zone-busting short to medium shots, which he typically handles very well.

Playoff Implications

Win or lose, both teams are in the playoffs unless Oregon scores a ridiculously lopsided win. What is at stake here is a first-round bye, which is accorded to the top four conference champions. Some Penn State fans might feel ambivalent about missing a first round home game in Beaver Stadium because the next round will be in the neutral bowl venues. But if PSU loses, the home game could be out the proverbial window if they take a deep dive in playoff seeding. Ohio State might just wind up being their first-round opponent in that case, and five’ll get you ten the Buckeyes would be seeded higher, so the game would be at the Horseshoe. All bullshit aside, the Nittany Lions need to win this game! Just sayin’…

Da Wedda

Does outside weather matter if they play the game indoors? Unless they’re stupid enough to open the roof at Lucas Oil Stadium, the weather is at the mercy of the climate control systems. However, for the record, outside the stadium the temperature is expected to be 34. Advantage no one.

Da Bottom Line

Your Turkey is straining his brain with the Official Turkey Poop Prognostication this week. Looking at Oregon, I see one signature win over tOSU by a single point, and the early victory over Boise State was a three-point squeaker. Similarities to Penn State’s record abound, with only the Ohio State game differentiating the two. So, why do all the pundits think the Ducks are so elite? I’m not buying it.

The betting line opened at Oregon minus three. It has not moved much since then, now at 3.5. The over/under is 50.5, yielding an expected break-even 27-24 Oregon win. However, the unknown algorithm behind ESPN Analytics’ Matchup Predictor gives Penn State a 53.8% chance of winning. No doubt, such calculations are based on tangible stats, not emotions.

Lucas Oil Stadium is neutral turf. However, I would expect the attendees to be strongly weighted in favor of Penn State. Nittany Lion fans notably “travel well”. Oregon, not so much — plus it is a long trip for them but just a hop, skip, and a jump for the Lion faithful. So, Penn State has that intangible going its way, but its injury situation on both sides of the ball is a negative that skews the game toward the Duck pond. So, I’m going with my avian cousins here. Let’s say Oregon 30, Penn State 23. I’m taking the over, but I don’t know why.

I’ll be back after the big showdown in Indy. Shake hands and come out fighting.

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Mounjaro Update: Week 26

Posted on December 2, 2024 Written by The Nittany Turkey 2 Comments

This old fart has been on the type 2 diabetes drug Mounjaro for half a year, with dramatic results even on the lowest therapeutic dose (5 mg weekly). My latest HbA1c result was 5.5% (37 mmol/mol), I’ve lost 57 lbs (25.9 kg), and anecdotally, I believe my inflammation is reduced.

Last week, I completed my annual physical exam, which involved a lengthy review of my myriad ailments with Dr. DeLorean (not his real name), and the usual prodding and probing. After my requisite editorial opinion piece, I will report on the salient features of our discussion. Finally, I will report on Mounjaro influenced results of the week, and look at where I am going from here with diet and exercise, including some exit plan ideas.

Biden Administration Wants Medicare to Cover Fat Drugs

Long standing legislation prohibits Medicare and Medicaid from paying for weight loss drugs. However, now that interested parties, namely Big Pharma and their sycophants in the medical community, have classified obesity as a chronic disease, their co-conspirators in government wish to spend taxpayer money on this crap at an estimated cost of $25+ billion. Please do not be so naive as to think that government has any money of its own. This expenditure will hit our wallet. All of us. Simply stated, it is a transfer payment from the taxpayers to Big Pharma, who will use the logical fallacy that obesity is only treatable through their drugs as a justification for this plunder.

On the governmental side of the equation, what is the political impact? The lame duck Biden Administration is flipping a big, populist bird at the incoming Trump Administration, hoping to either embarrass them into preserving the policy or use the repeal as public attack material to gain an edge in the mid-term elections, spending taxpayer money to do it. Fat people vote; seniors vote. Folks, it is all about money and power, not about public health. That’s my opinion and I am sticking with it.

The Real Fix Is Not Throwing Drugs at Obesity

If the Federal government wants to do something about obesity, it should start by blowing up the crony laden USDA, FDA, NIH, and CDC. Although I regard RFK, Jr as a crazy person, perhaps he’ll be crazy enough to accomplish that objective with the listed three-letter agencies. Also, I have high hopes for sane and rational Dr. Marty Makary heading up the FDA. In any case, the damn food pyramid essentially created by lobbyists, needs to be fixed and the government must devote significant energy toward regulation of ultra-processed food. It is the crap we eat and our sedentary lifestyle that is making us fat, not some mystery disease that only drugs can fix. Let government deal with that aspect, instead of lining coffers of Big Pharma with costly purported miracle cures!

Do I practice what I preach?

Am I a hypocrite? After all, I’ve lost 55 lbs and Mounjaro is responsible for much of that. I have type two diabetes, which, thanks to Mounjaro, is well under control. That was my primary goal, not weight loss. Furthermore, my plan is to get off Mounjaro at some point my doctor and I agree upon, after I have completely committed to permanent lifestyle adjustments, which I touch on below. I’m sorry to disappoint Big Pharma, but if their plans are for me to be on this stuff for the rest of my life, I’m hopping off that train as soon as possible. Alas, that profit-driven desire from the Big Pharma boardroom is the impetus for pushing Medicare to cover the GLP-1 drugs, because doing so will open new, geriatric doors for exploitation.

In my opinion, although proponents push the use of weight loss drugs as a preventive measure to forestall chronic metabolic disorders, the blanket authorization by government will be an expensive mistake that promotes abuse. Its estimated cost, as I mentioned, is $25+ billion, which like most government estimates is way the hell too low. The suggested threshold for approval is a minimum Body Mass Index (BMI) of 30. But I would expect that coverage will extend to people desiring cosmetic weight loss who do not necessarily meet that blanket criterion, exacerbating the waste of taxpayer money.

As I have stated many times in past updates, a basic principle of economics is There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (The TANSTAAFL Principle). Medicare Part D premiums will surely rise if this program is implemented. And fat people will rapidly realize that their co-pays will be huge, while Big Pharma and their government partners smile derisively at the hoodwinked public.

Another Problem: Waste, Fraud, and Abuse

Medicare abuse is rampant, and no one seems to be doing anything about it. In fact, I have been involved in at least two incidents where Medicare paid for crap I or my doctors never ordered. In one case, I was receiving dozens of Covid tests for several months from two different sources to the extent that I had an unmanageable stockpile of them. The Explanation of Benefits (EOBs) told me that those unscrupulous scammers were making thousands on the fraud. In another, even more ridiculous one, I received an EOB saying some outfit in Brooklyn had supplied me hundreds of urinary catheters and was, again, paid thousands of dollars. I reported both. The process is tortuous, and my firm belief is that benumbed government workers throw such claims in the Federal Workers trash can, because otherwise, they would need to do some work.

So, no, I do not endorse this obvious political maneuver. Too much of that one-hand-washes-the-other crap in Washington is too much, already. Let us work together to improve our food system, which after all is what made us fat, and let us encourage people from eight to eighty to increase their activity. Take that $25 billion and buy every overweight man, woman, and child in the United States some unbiased nutritional counseling and an exercise plan. Fix school lunches so they’re not pushing pure crap at our kids, establishing fattening up habits for the rest of their lives. Remember that a concerted effort in eliminating cancer and COPD deaths from smoking produced astonishing results. Much as we conquered our smoking habit, we can vanquish our crappy eating habits!

Thank you for reading another editorial rant from The Nittany Turkey!

Back to My Progress on Mounjaro

Dr. DeLorean expressed approval over my reduction in A1c, which at 5.5% (37 mmol/mol) is now below the pre-diabetes range in an area the medical industry considers “normal”. I told him my target was 5.2% (33 mmol/mol). He asked me why I wanted it that low. My response was that I had seen that number before, earlier in my life, so I set my sights on returning to it. Very unscientific, but I’m using it as a motivator.

Getting My Fat Butt in Gear

I got the doc to sign off on an exercise authorization for the local sports med and rehab gym. Today and tomorrow, I’ll be meeting with my personal trainer there to create a workout plan to augment the back and core strengthening exercises and dumbbell workouts I have been doing at home. My wife now classifies me as a gym rat. I’m not, but I do not mind working hard to achieve my objective.

I hiked roughly 8.5 miles (5.3 km) on two occasions in the past two weeks. The second hike turned into a swamp tromp, wading through fetid water, getting stuck in mud, dealing with aggressive attacks by thorny vegetation, and crossing a barbed-wire fence line four times. (I did not plan that bushwhack, but I’m relentless and stubborn when I set my sights on something, which was reaching a particular point on a trail that Hurricanes Helene and Milton had recently obliterated). At age 78, I believe the core strengthening exercises have increased my hiking endurance, which I intend to further test in the coming weeks. The current cool weather is a motivator. Alas, it never lasts long here in Central Florida. Soon enough, I’ll be out there dehydrating myself again on 95°F/35°C days with matching humidity.

Getting Off

Dr. DeLorean felt that it was too early to get me off Mounjaro, but felt that when the time came, I may start lengthening the interval between injections. He and I are well aware of rebound effects when withdrawing from GLP-1 drugs. It is my hope that when the time comes to get off this stuff, my diet and exercise patterns will have become permanent features in my daily existence.

I had been taking metformin concomitantly with the Mounjaro. Continuing the discussion about when I can get off the Mounjaro, doc said I can dump the metformin now. I am always happy to decrease the number of drugs I am taking, and the results you will see below reflect my metformin freedom since Tuesday.

My Mounjaro Numbers for the Week

Stelo Screenshot
Thanksgiving Glucose Spike

Recall that Thanksgiving happened during the week. My Dexcom Stelo CGM tells the story. The instantaneous value shown at 9:07 PM on Thanksgiving evening during the Dolphins game, 121 mg/dL, needs to be adjusted downward by about 16 mg/dL to 105 mg/dL ( 5.82 mmol/L) to accommodate the bias against my measured blood glucose using a finger-stick blood glucometer. Stelo does not do that automatically, like the non-dumbed-down Dexcom G7. The Stelo measures glucose in interstitial fluid, not blood, so there is a difference in time and level. Anyway, what we’re interested in is the shape of the spike, not the absolute glucose value.

Thanksgiving dinner was nominally at 2:00 PM, although perfectionist turkey carver Aliya prolonged the anticipatory salivating agony. When the dinner bell finally rang, I avoided bread, stuffing, mashed potatoes, and gravy — and especially, sugar-laden cranberry sauce — concentrating on the delicious turkey Aliya had roasted beautifully. Additionally, I doled out some quintessential green bean casserole and a portion of the Greek Salad I made for the occasion. My major carbohydrate indulgence was a slice of pumpkin pie, which I suspect was responsible for the spike you see in the screenshot.

The Day After

Interestingly enough, my morning glucose on Friday morning was an outlier, still at 96 mg/dL (5.33 mmol/L); the average fasting morning glucose measured by my Contour Next One glucometer was 85 mg/dL (4.71 mmol/L). The Stelo tells me that my average glucose for the week was 115 mg/dL, so applying the bias I mentioned in the lead paragraph gives us 99 mg/dl (5.49 mmol/L). Not too shabby!

Weight loss for the week was 2.8 lbs (1.3 kg). Although I am still too fat, I want to flatten out the curve so I am not losing too much weight too quickly. If you have followed my progress at all, you’ll know that I have dropped precipitously from 245 lbs to 192 (111.1 to 87.0 kg) in six months, which can have some negative health consequences like treatment induced neuropathy of diabetes (TIND), which I described in the July 22 edition of this update.

That Should Do It for Another Week

So, as you now know, I made it through Thanksgiving, which is significant for a diabetic, old Turkey. I have progressed nicely with blood glucose, and I am working on strength, agility, and endurance along with cleaning up dietary habits, especially avoiding ultra-processed crap. As well, I continue to hope for a renaissance in the governmental agencies that allowed us to get fat, who now want to take the easy path of selling out to Big Pharma with the taxpayers’ wallets.

See you next week!

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