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Larry Pleads Guilty

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Spring practice is here for the Nittany Lions, so I get to perk up and write some football news, for a change. ??????? ??? ??? ????? Well, not really. I get to write about one of my favorite spoiled ingrate millionaire ex-Nittany Lions, Larry Johnson, Jr.

Well, he’s too disgusting to write about. ???? ???? ??????? ???? The Kansas City Chiefs’ running back is hanging onto his job by a thread, and he continues to screw up off the field while being dour and pouty in his approach to every damn coach he’s ever had. Is it any wonder why head coach Herman Edwards didn’t make it in KC? ???? ????? ????????? He started things off by guaranteeing his failure — he said that Larry was his man.

In the latest Johnsonine development, we find Larry pleading guilty to two counts of disturbing the peace.

Rose Bowl Post Mortem

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I think post mortem is a exceptionally apt term to use here, inasmuch as USC completely sucked the life blood out of the Nittany Lions in their 38-24 Rose Bowl (presented by Citi) victory. The Trojans essentially fired the fatal shots in a 24-point second quarter, but to its credit, this Penn State clung to life until the final gun. While they were ineffectual for most of the game—a long stretch between their first-quarter touchdown and the fourth quarter, in which they scored a miraculous 17 points—they never gave  up. In defeat, there is that to be proud of.

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Paterno to Coach Rose Bowl from Booth

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Joe, stating that he doesn’t know whether he could handle four hours of standing on the sideline, announced that his plan is to coach the Rose Bowl from the booth. He also stated that he felt that his presence on the sideline would be a distraction.