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MNC for Paterno Helps Bowden?

Posted on November 4, 2008 Written by The Nittany Turkey

One of our local rag’s sportsmorons has written a ridiculous piece about Joe Paterno, this year’s PSU successes, and how a triumphal effort will affect Bobby Bowden. ???? ?????? 888   Bobby Bowden? Who cares! David Whitley of The Orlando … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: Penn State Football Tagged With: Bobby Bowden, deficient writers, Joe must go, Joe Paterno, Orlando Sentinel, sentences beginning with "but", Whitley must go

Don’t Vote for the Con Man

Posted on November 3, 2008 Written by The Mouse Who Ate Xanax

Barack Obama is a smooth talking, slow walking con man. He's raised lots of money, which he's used to deliver a mind numbing mantra that has sucked in a lot of marks. If you're one of them and you haven't yet voted, this Mouse suggests that you … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: General Tagged With: 2008 election, Barack Obama, expansionist legislation, John McCain, Obamamania, socialism, the decline of America, US Presidential election

Notice Anything?

Posted on November 1, 2008 Written by The Nittany Turkey

I hope I don’t jinx anything, but do I detect that this Penn State team is getting serious about playing football? With the SSMNC game a distinct possibility, is the farting around, partying, pot smoking, and underage drinking giving way to a … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: Penn State Football Tagged With: frontin', ganja, I yo captain and I mo cap you ass, off-field incidents, party walkin', underage drinking

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