The Nittany Turkey

Primarily about Penn State football, this is a tale told by idiots, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

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I Hear Things Down Here

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I am The Mouse Who Ate Xanax, who lives under the Nittany Turkey’s family room sofa, within furry, rounded earshot of the big TV and the radio and all. I am not seen, but occasionally heard. I while away the hours of potential visibility by … [Continue reading]

Larry Johnson, Jr. — Poor Little Rich Kid

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Former Nittany Lion all-Everything Larry Johnson, now of the Kansas City Chiefs, will meet with NFL commissioner Roger Goodell in New York tomorrow to discuss his NFL future, near term and otherwise. Larry is presently out on $500 bail on an assault … [Continue reading]