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Sean Hannity: You Get On My Nerves!

Posted on August 28, 2008 Written by The Mouse Who Ate Xanax

What is a mouse to do? The Nittany Turkey is watching the DNC on Fox News, so I have no choice but to endure some of the antics of the Fox commentators. Mind you, I enjoy many, if not most, of them. But one in particular, Sean Hannity, gets on my … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: General Tagged With: Democratic National Convention, Election 2008, Fox News, Presidential election, Sean Hannity, sophomoric diatribe

See How They Run

Posted on August 28, 2008 Written by The Mouse Who Ate Xanax

I am a mouse with social anxiety disorder, for which I take Xanax. If you’re also suffering from anxiety or even depression, you may buy CBG to help calm your mind and relax. I come out from under the Nittany Turkey’s family room sofa to watch TV … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: General Tagged With: 2008 election, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Democratic National Convention, Don't Stop Thinkin' About Tomorrow, Joe Biden, US Presidential election

Welcome Chandeliers!

Posted on August 27, 2008 Written by The Nittany Turkey

The opening game of the 2008 season will be played at Beaver Stadium on Saturday, as the Nittany Lions face the Coastal Carolina Chandeliers. That’s a weird mascot—what do they do, hang it from the goal post crossbar? At least it lights … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: Penn State Football Tagged With: Coastal Carolina, cock-a-doodle-doo, college football, Nittany Lions, Penn State Football, PSU, rooster, Sports

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