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Official Aggie Joke Open Thread

Posted on December 29, 2007 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Aww, what the hell. As long as the dissin' has started, we might as well tell our favorite Aggie jokes. Gotta do something to spark interest in this dadgum game. Turn about is fair play. If they're going to berate our esteemed head coach because he's … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: Penn State Football Tagged With: Aggie jokes, Alamo Bowl, college football, Penn State, Texas A&M, University of Texas contributions welcome

Dissin’ Paterno in Alamoville

Posted on December 28, 2007 Written by The Nittany Turkey

You've all heard about it by now. The Texas A&M Yell Leader (whatever the hell that is) laid some amplified smack on ol' JoePa at a joint Alamo Bowl pep rally. Specifically: Joe Paterno’s on his death bed! And someone needs to find him a … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: Penn State Football Tagged With: Aggie jokes, Alamo Bowl, college football, deathbed, Joe Paterno, Penn State, Texas A&M

The One You’ve Been Waiting For!

Posted on December 27, 2007 Written by The Nittany Turkey

We've all been awaiting the December 29 Valero Alamo Bowl with bated anticipation. The game will mark the merciful end to this painfully mediocre, underachieving season, so we can finally lay the mutha to rest. This will be the 81 year-0ld Joe … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: Penn State Football Tagged With: Aggies, Alamo Bowl, Anthony Morelli, college football, Joe Paterno, Nittany Lions, Penn State, Texas A&M

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