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It’s Coming!!!

Posted on December 20, 2007 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Yes, the Second Annual Global Orgasm for Peace is imminent! ????? ???? ???? You ACLU-type peaceniks need something to celebrate at this time of year, and God forbid it should be anything even vaguely religious (pun intended). ???? ??????? ????????? … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: General Tagged With: celebration, kineomatic harmony of the universe, orgasm, peace, sex, weapons of mass destruction, winter solstice

Up to 25 FSU Players Might Be Suspended

Posted on December 19, 2007 Written by The Nittany Turkey

You think JoePa has problems in his twilight years? All those off-field brouhahas this year made it appear as if the reputedly clean program at Penn State had been severely tarnished. Well, Bobby Bowden has bigger problems. The Orlando Sentinel … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: Penn State Football Tagged With: academic investigation, cheating, college football, Florida State, Seminoles

Rodriguez is Michigan’s New Head Coach

Posted on December 16, 2007 Written by The Nittany Turkey

The University of Michigan's sports machine announced today that current West Virginia coach Rich Rodriguez had accepted its offer to be the head football coach of the Michigan Wolverines. As I do not play the charade by which some of my fellow … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: Penn State Football Tagged With: college football, head coach, Michigan, Penn State, Rich Rodriguez, Wolverines

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The Nittany Turkey is a retired techno-geek who thinks he knows something about Penn State football and everything else in the world. If there's a topic, we have an opinion on it, and you know what "they" say about opinions! Most of what is posted here involves a heavy dose of hip-shooting conjecture, but unlike some other blogs, we don't represent it as fact. Read More…

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