Dear Coach Paterno, At the risk of touching a stubborn nerve and causing a total geriatric brain reception shutdown, we implore you to turn your starting quarterback loose against Michigan. In doing so you'll surprise the hell out of your friend … [Continue reading]
Maize (What YOU Call Corn)

Saturday's game will be the 13th meeting between Penn State and Michigan's football teams; Michigan owns the series, with a 9-3 record. The visiting #10 Nittany Lions (3-0, 0-0 Big Ten) are presently 3-point favorites over the unranked Wolverines … [Continue reading]
Pain in the Neck Redux

This Turkey wishes to share his turkey neck with his vast legion of readers. A diagnosis of severe spinal cord compression at C3-4 led to a bout with the neurosurgeon's knife---Jonathan Livingston Greenberg vs. the Abominable Turkey. As you know, I … [Continue reading]
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