Penn State fans were wondering, what coach will we get?Countless days have passed since our main man got canned,
And a loyal assistant took the reins in hand.
Haters have come out and spewed their venom and vile,
Supporting their team in the white and the blue.
Coaches have coached, and players have played,
Hoping that news of scandals would fade
They’ve played at home and again on the road.
The team has fought on with a win and some losses,
But a head coach committee, led by Joyner, AD
Six men and women would search near and far
To find us the next Penn State coach superstar.
Weeks went by and no more info came,
But media and fans have shouted many a name;
“Now, Bradley! Now Clements! Richt, Munchak and Kelly!
Mullen! And Norwood! JayPa, LJ and Murphy!
To the jets, to planes, to New York, or is it Philly?
No facts, just these rumors all making me silly!”
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
Other teams through the coaching ranks how they flew,
Snagging up Golden and Urban Meyer too.
Fans have all wondered, when will we know?
The players still practiced, to a bowl game they’re bound,
Spider brought Santa to their last practice day
Now there’s time for relaxing with family and friends
The starting quarterback, well, it’s anyone’s guess
And we’re praying the offense won’t be a mess.The defense is strong, led by D. Still
This team will play hard, they’ve got to stay tough
Bradley and staff, they’ll lead on this team
Even with jobs in doubt, they’re going full-steam.
They’ll head down to Texas and show fans their heart
The media will focus on other things, so what?
This team will be ready to kick Cougar butt!
The fans will be cheering for the blue and the white,
Penn State has great academics and football and heart,
Let others grumble and yell and say what they say
We know that pride will in Penn State will stay.