Senator Bill Frist (R-TN) wants to give me $100 for my troubles at the gas pump and I’m insulted. This is a blatant attempt to buy my vote with money out of my pocket, a ridiculous conundrum.
I was going to write a facetious column for April Fool’s Day, but deep thinker that I am, I couldn’t think of anything better than boring you with 2,500 words of scurrilous diatribe about how I’m damn well switching political allegiance to the Democrat party because it is more consistent with my political ideology than is the Republican party anymore. Hell, there’s actually some truth in that. However, that’s a column for another day. Instead, for the topic of today’s non-joke column, I’ve chosen Katherine Harris as Fool of the Year.
She doesn’t know it yet, but The Redhead and The Nittany Turkey have inaugurated our first annual Hollywood Celebrity Nutball Bashfest. Recently, The ‘Head gave Tom Cruise the heave-ho. This evening, I’ll “salute” the even more vacuous Charlie Sheen, who has joined the the ranks of some very strange people who think that the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks were concocted and carried out by the Bush Administration. [Read more…]