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Chiefs Fans Petition to Keep LJ Benched

Posted on November 4, 2009 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Last week, we reported that ex-Nittany Lion Larry Johnson, Jr. was in a peck of trouble with the NFL Kansas City Chiefs for dissing his coach, insulting fans, and gay-bashing via Twitter. Johnson was told to stay away from team activities while his penance was being decided. Many speculated that this would be the end of Larry’s troublesome ride in Kansas City.

However, by week’s end, LJ’s agent had hammered out a deal with the Chiefs that would net Johnson what amounted to a paltry one-week suspension, after which he would remain with the team. On Monday, the settlement was announced. After losing a week’s pay, amounting to $315,000, and sitting out the November 8 game in Jacksonville, Larry will be back on active status.

This has pissed off many fans in Kansas City.

You see, LJ is only 75 yards from being the all-time leading rusher for the Chiefs, and a significant number of fans do not think that the pouting prima donna should hold such a lofty distinction in the Kansas City record book. In fact, they would prefer to expunge all memories of our Nittany embarrassment and let Priest Holmes hang onto the record until someone worthy (i.e., less of a damn troublemaker) comes along.

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LJ Suspended by Chiefs

Posted on October 28, 2009 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Just to keep you up to date on the machinations of Larry Johnson versus the world, ESPN is reporting that the Chiefs have suspended him until November 9 for “conduct detrimental to the team.”

This will cost him about half a million bucks in lost pay. He’ll surely be pouting about that.

Many are speculating that Johnson has played his last game for the Kansas City Chiefs.

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Larry Johnson Told to Stay Away

Posted on October 27, 2009 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Former Nittany Lions star running back and current NFL perennial screw-up Larry Johnson is in deep shit yet again. I have spared you some of the stories about his recent arrests, but I couldn’t hold it back any longer.

This time, the chronic malcontent of the Kansas City Chiefs has been slandering people via Twitter from his cell phone.

He issued one of his typically unconvincing apologies today, but the team has told him to stay away from team activities, including practice, while the Chiefs are investigating the “alleged” comments. ?????????

The comments, posted on Sunday by Johnson after the Chiefs’ 37-7 loss to the Chargers, were directed toward Chiefs coach Todd Haley. According to Kent Babb of  The Kansas City Star, Johnson used “a gay slur” in one of his tweets while responding to a follower, and another “gay slur” Monday after telling reporters he wasn’t speaking publicly until Thursday.

So, I guess the translation is that he called his coach, his Twitter followers, and reporters all fags. ????? ???? ??????

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