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Posted on November 21, 2011 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Artificially Sweetened and zbeard

Yep, your Turkey screwed up with his disbelieving prediction of a Penn State loss in the annual rivalry game with Ohio State. Brutus ran out of batteries (Right, Chrysanne? Right.) while Penn State (9-2, 6-1 Big Ten) hung on for the win over OSU (6-5, 3-4), 20-14. This was the first momentous win of the post-Joe Paterno era.

Sorry for my lateness. Aside from it being perilously close to Thanksgiving, which is a very sad day for my foul fowl family, I’ve got other excuses. Having attained my birthday wish of spending a lazy day with Artificially Sweetened on Sunday, I deferred this post until this morning, which rapidly became afternoon courtesy of 1,001 crises. So, this is what retirement is all about! I guess that the time was more structured when I was working, which led to more focused times of relaxation in writing Turkeyesque drivel. Besides, Penguins fans, it’s only three hours away from Sidney Crosby’s first game since New Years, to which I’m looking forward with bated anticipation.

Anthony Fera has once again earned Big Ten Special Teams Player of the Week honors for his performance in the Ohio State game with three out of four punts downed inside the 20 and two for two on field goal attempts made. Hats off to Mr. Fera! You know that it had to be a hotly contested game if it came down to punts and field goals.

As if the scandals at both institutions of higher learning and football were not sufficient distractions for the players in this contest, which we dubbed The Cereal Bowl, rumors were flying about Urban Meyer having accepted the open coaching position for the Buckeyes. However, by sundown, he vociferously denied the rumor that he had been offered the job, and twice as vociferously denied that he had accepted it. Nevertheless, where there’s smoke, there’s fire and the ESPN “according to sources” rumor suggested Meyer and OSU had at least had some discussions about it. Hard to keep a lid on things like that.

A Penn State win on Saturday coupled with a Wisconsin loss to Illinois would have slid the Nittany Lions right into the Leaders Division champions’ berth in the Big Ten Championship Game in Indianapolis on December 3. Half of that happened, but Wisconsin failed to cooperate, which means that this Saturday’s game with Wisconsin is for all the marbles. Whoever wins goes to the conference championship to face the Legends Division winner, which will be Michigan State. Although Michigan can equal Moo U’s record with a win over OSU and a Moo U. loss to Northwestern, the Spartans beat the Wolverines midway through the season.

“I challenged the guys on the team to show a lot of character and resolve, which they did.” —Tom Bradley

This game is also a milestone in that it is only the third time in the past 40 years that Penn State has won in the Horseshoe. Coincidentally (or perhaps not), Ohio State started freshman quarterbacks in each of their losses in 1978 (Schlichter), 2008 (Pryor), and 2011 (Miller).

While I screwed up the win/lose result, I nevertheless gave you the correct gambling play: take Penn State plus seven and take the under. Send me a tip for the correct call there.

The reasons for my predictions were obvious: both teams had capable defenses combined with suspect offenses. However, I thought that the return of DeVier Posey would be an edge in favor of Ohio States offense. Even if he was only used as a decoy, he had to be accounted for, meaning someone would be open. Fortunately, other receivers turned stone-handed, and freshman quarterback Braxton Miller, having leaned heavily on the option run all year, was not noted for his passing ability. He wound up 7-17 for 83 yards and one touchdown passing, along with 105 yards on 18 carries and one touchdown rushing. Posey led all receivers with four catches for a total of 66 yards.

Matt McGloin didn’t have a great day throwing against Ohio State’s defense, roughly equaling Miller’s performance with the major exception of trading an interception for a touchdown. He was 10-18 for 88 yards passing, and a big, fat zero yards rushing.

With passing taking a backseat to rushing, this was a game to make ol’ Joe Paterno and the late Woody Hayes happy — vintage 1975 Big Ten football. Three yards and a cloud of dust. Defense, defense, defense.

Penn State had 33 more rushing yards than Ohio State, 239 against 206. Stephfon Green wound up with 93 yards on 16 carries and two touchdowns. Silas Redd, who had no contact in practice all week due to a sore shoulder, still managed to ring up 63 yards on six carries, with a long run of 42 yards. Six other players accounted for the rest of the yardage, including Curtis Drake with 50 yards on three carries.

What was truly amazingly great — and a relief from the boring, plodding Paternoesque game — were the wildcat play calls involving direct snaps to Curtis Drake (who Paterno had been using sparingly due to a broken leg) and  freshman Bill Belton, who Paterno wouldn’t have even bothered playing because of his class standing and the old man’s policy about “waiting their turn.” Not only were the wildcat plays flamboyant and fun to watch, but also they were effective against the Buckeyes’ defense.

What was not great at all was a return to the arrogant, stubborn Paternoesque game calling that took place in the third quarter with Ohio state still within a touchdown. On first and goal from the one yard line due to a holding penalty on Ohio State, the Penn State offensive brain trust decided on four runs up the middle, two fullback dives by Zordich, one attempted sneak by McGloin, and finally, a quick opener that closed very rapidly on Silas Redd for a turnover on downs. To come away with no points on that possession — even though they weren’t ultimately necessary, represented a travesty of coaching with roots deeply stuck in the Paterno era. Starting with the Alabama game for the national championship in 1979, we’ve all seen enough of this stubborn crap to be sick of it and hope that it’s behind us. Of course, Ohio State didn’t score for the rest of the game, so it can be written off to trusting the defense to keep the opponent in check, but one touchdown would have been all that was required to make the coaches look like damn fools.

As it turned out, all of the scoring took place in the first half before the defenses took over in the second. Penn State drew first blood on its first possession marching 80 yards in five plays with help from a pass interference call on Travis Howard, capping it off with a Stephfon Green 39 yard run. On the Nittany Lions’ next possession, they stalled at the OSU 26 and kicked a field goal.

The Buckeyes came back with a touchdown from Braxton Miller on a 24 yard run in the first few seconds of the second quarter, after getting a break on a face mask penalty by Glenn Carson, reducing Penn State’s margin to a field goal.

On the next series, the Lions turned Silas Redd loose and were rewarded by his 42 yard run up the middle to the OSU 36. McGloin completed a pass to Derek Moye for another 20 yards and Bill Belton did his wildcat thing for another first down at the Ohio State 4. A handoff to Stephfon Green was all that was required from there. Penn State 17, Ohio State 7.

After a Buckeye three-and-out, McGloin threw an interception to Orhian Johnson from the Penn State 36, to where Johnson returned it. OSU drove down to the Penn State 7 and scored on a pass from Miller to Jake Stoneburner. Ohio State was once again within a field goal.

Subsequent to the kickoff, Penn State played the possession game, letting Brandon Beachum, Curtis Drake, Stephfon Green, and Brandon Beachum take turns rushing, Drake’s 38 yard run from the wildcat being the showpiece. A delay of game penalty interrupted the Lions’ momentum and made zbeard yell “C’mon, boys!”. They stalled at the Buckeyes’ 29. Anthony Fera’s 46 yard field goal was good with no time left in the half, and that was all she wrote. Penn State 20, Ohio State 14.

Then, in The Cave, it was time for our halftime steaks and Caesar salad. Both Jackstand and zbeard had brought desserts because of a snafu probably caused by me. When one of them mentioned the pie, Artificially Sweetened said, “We’re not having pie.” Then, this Turkey correctly guessed that she had bought me a birthday cake. It was not just any birthday cake, but a Carvel ice cream cake. Yummo! She served my second portion with an extra ampoule of insulin.

After the food was served, we settled back for a tense second half of watching the PSU defense win the game for the offense, which had turned ineffectual. Ohio State’s defense had cracked down, too, as was evidenced by the totally ridiculous fourth down stop of Silas Redd (ridiculous because Penn State should have kicked a field goal in that situation). I said so. zbeard countered with, “No more of this field goal crap!” while Jackstand and Artificially Sweetened were deeply engaged in a discussion about Louis Pasteur.

Speaking of zbeard, it turned out that he was wrong about the time of possession. It was virtually even between the two teams. Turnovers weren’t, though, as Ohio State fumbled away the ball twice, compared with Penn State’s lone interception. The two give-ups were on two consecutive third quarter series’ — one I’ve already described that ended with a turnover on downs after four stubborn up-the-gut runs and the other one that did no damage, either, as Penn State helped out the Buckeyes with a three and out.

The game was attended by an announced crowd of 105,493.

Artificially Sweetened and zbeard
Artificially Sweetened and zbeard pass out after the game.

Both AS and zbeard passed out after the game. AS slept through a Penguins game — the whole damn game — and zbeard woke up in a state of post-coma confusion, wanting to know if there were Giant Eagle supermarkets in the Orlando area. I had to tell him that the TV channel the Penguins were on was a local Pittsburgh cable channel.

This was a very good, confidence building win that is indicative of the strong defensive, positive turnover ratio game that Penn State can play. One more game to go against the more dangerous Wisconsin, whose offense cannot be described as “suspect” at all, given the number of points they’ve put up this year. Against Michigan State’s staunch defense, they scored 31 in a losing effort. They also scored 29 when they lost to Ohio State. It will be a very interesting game to say the least, and I’ll be back later in the week to give you my take on it.

 

 

 

 

 

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The Cereal Bowl at the Horseshoe

Posted on November 17, 2011 Written by The Nittany Turkey

The beleaguered #21 Penn State Nittany Lions (8-2, 5-1 Big Ten) travel to Columbus to square off with the beleaguered and unranked Ohio State Buckeyes (6-4, 3-3) on Saturday in a game that always has been a smashmouth affair. Ohio State leads the all-time series 14-12. I’ve dubbed it the Cereal Bowl due to scandals at both schools involving a bunch of fruits, nuts and flakes; the only thing that will make it go down better is the milk of human kindness.

Penn State has typically had a tough time in the Horseshoe. It is partisan, noisy, and hostile. The last two times the Nittany Lions won there were 2008 and 1978, but it better not be 30 years before the next win!

Both teams have had their share of scandals in recent history, although Penn State’s is still ongoing. Tattoogate cost Ohio State a great loss in prestige, not to mention costing the loss of its very successful head coach, Jim Tressell, and its star quarterback Terrelle Pryor. Suspensions hit the Buckeyes hard this season. For the Nittany Lions, the team itself wasn’t involved in its scandal, so there was no effect on the players; however, it did precipitate the firing of head coach Joe Paterno and the assignment of assistant coach Mike McQueary to the purgatory of administrative leave. Thus, both Ohio State and Penn State are playing with new head coaches, Luke Fickell and Tom Bradley, respectively. I see this as more of a disadvantage for PSU than OSU, because of the suddenness and timing of the coaching change. The entire offensive communication scheme was stripped out and replaced.

This Turkey has always been way up for this game, regarding it as the real rivalry game, even though that was supposed to be Moo U. for us and Michigan for them. This year, it feels completely different, as if OSU is a bump on the road on the way to Madison. With the Buckeyes an uncharacteristic 3-3 in conference play, it seems off. I’m struggling with it a bit, because I know you can’t underestimate these guys. They’ve got a great defense, and while their offense needs work, it is arguably superior to Penn State’s.

Ohio State has been favored by a touchdown all week, yet some fans are thinking that because Penn State is ranked at number 21, that means the Nittany Lions are actually the favorite and the Buckeyes are the underdog. Funny how the minds of some people work. Do any rankings south of number 10 actually mean anything? Just look at the relative rankings of Michigan State, Nebraska, and Wisconsin for an example of how meaningless rankings are. Just more BCS bullshit, if you ask me. Anyhow, OSU is favored by a TD. The usual home field advantage is about three points, so the gamblers, who tend to me more correct than the BCS, think the Buckeyes are about four points better than Penn State if they were to play on a neutral field. Penn State is the underdog, and I’m sticking to that!

After getting creamed by Miami back in September, the Buckeyes’ other three losses have been with a differential of a single score. They lost to Moo U. by a field goal, the ‘Huskers by a TD, and last week, they lost to Purdue by three in overtime, 26-23. In their loss to Nebraska, OSU still put 27 points on the board; and in beating Wisconsin, they scored 33. Are you beginning to see why they’re looking like favorites next to Penn State’s anemic scoring? I thought so.

The Purdue game last week was obviously a punch in the gut for the Buckeyes, who with two losses still would have had an outside chance to participate in the conference championship, albeit with a lot of help. However, OSU couldn’t generate enough offense to put the Boilermakers away. With only 15 first downs and 295 total yards, it’s a wonder that the game even went into overtime.

If you were worried about another noon kickoff on the road, don’t. The remaining two games will be played at 3:30, so you won’t get to read my nasty comments about how the Nittany Lions traditionally suck at noon starts, particularly on the road. The 3:30 kickoff time also means that we get the best ESPN/ABC announcing team: Brad Nessler, Todd Blackledge, and Holly Rowe. Here at The Cave, we’ll be making some steaks and displaying the famous Geldner Buckeye, which has served us well for the past three seasons. However, the acorns in lieu of buckeyes supplied by Artificially Sweetened and bearing the names Pryor and Wells have been retired, as Terelle and Beanie have departed for Oakland and Arizona, respectively.

There were concerns about Silas Redd being unable to play in this game, but he will play. He’s just a little “banged up.” Stephfon Green got some good playing time last week and seemed to do quite well, given that Redd wasn’t at 100%.

One of the big names from Tattoogate is returning to the Ohio State roster this week after spending most of the year in the penalty box: senior wide receiver DeVier Posey returns after a ten game suspension. Without his 6-2, 210 lb presence as a constant threat, the Buckeyes’ passing game has sucked big time thus far this year. Well, Ol’ #8 is back and he knows where the end zone is. Between him and senior running back Daniel “Boom” Herron, another Tattoogate delinquent who served a six-game suspension, the Penn State defense will have its collective hands full.

Being Senior Day in Columbus, the fans will get to bid a fond farewell to these two major stars.

Freshman quarterback Braxton Miller has used the pass sparingly thus far this season for good reason, typically attempting a dozen passes per game. The good reason? He sucks at passing. He’s thrown eight touchdown passes and three picks. Miller has been more of a running threat than a passer, by far. Against ambien for sale no prescription Nebraska, for example, he had 91 net yards rushing, and against Wisconsin, 99. He’s scored five touchdowns on the ground. This week, he gets Posey back, so that could make a difference in the mix of plays.

Remember that I told you that Penn State had beaten the Buckeyes in the Horseshoe in 2008 and 1978? Well, coincidentally, the OSU quarterbacks in those two games were freshmen, Pryor in 2008 and Art Schlichter in 1978. So, if you’re feeling lucky this year, there might be good reasons for your optimism.

Looking at the Buckeyes in the aggregate, their defense is excellent, ranking 15 and 16 in total defense and scoring defense, respectively. It is their offense that is suspect. While the ground game is solid, with Herron averaging over 100 ypg and Miller adding a significant contribution to cause the team average to exceed 200 ypg, the passing game has indeed bitten the large one. The Buckeyes have averaged a mere 117 ypg passing. This has earned them a 118 ranking in passing offense and a 108 ranking in total offense. Even Penn State isn’t that offensive an offense, although Ohio State does better in points per game with 25 as opposed to PSU’s 21.

The Nittany Lions are ranked 8th in total defense and third in scoring defense. That helps because they have had trouble putting points on the board averaging 21 ppg, which is good for a national rank (and I do mean rank) of 102, even though their offensive rankings are a bit better than OSU’s. Penn State ranks 58 in rushing, 87 in passing, and 88 in total offense.

Matt McGloin will start at quarterback. This is the first time this Turkey has been able to say that since the bowl season. There is no longer an “OR” in the depth chart. McGloin wasn’t particularly effective in the Nebraska game, but then again, with the coaching shake-up at mid-week, no one expected that the offense would have had time to get itself reorganized and fully functional. With McQueary out of the picture, plays were being called in to McGloin by Jay Paterno, who has not performed that role before.

Both defenses are very good at forcing turnovers and sacking the quarterback. However, Ohio State ranks a measly 116 in the category of sacks allowed, which they do an average of 3.3 times per game. You would expect this with a running quarterback like Miller, though. If he’s tackled behind the line of scrimmage, it’s a sack as far as the stats go. The Penn State defense, led by senior defensive lineman Devon Still, who recently became a candidate for the Nagurski award, has been outstanding this year, even with the loss of its heart and soul, Michael Mauti. Nasty Nate Stupar has stepped up; against Nebraska last week, he had six solo tackles and seven assists.

After Anthony Fera’s dreadful performance last week, I don’t have to tell you that PSU’s special teams aren’t very special. OSU appears to be competent in that area.

How’s the weather? We’re looking at partly sunny and 55, but pretty windy. Forecast winds are from the south at 15 mph with gusts to 34. This can affect the kicking and passing games, especially if McGloin tries to stretch the OSU defense, as I think he should.

So there we have it. A couple of beleaguered schools, with a couple of new coaches. I wonder if we’ll see any more trick plays like the Curtis Drake 16-yard reverse/pass razzle-dazzle we saw last week. In 2009, Drake completed a 14 yard touchdown pass against Moo U, so the frequency suggests that we won’t see another of those until next year. The extent of the trickery this week is liable to be limited to the classic epic fail double reverse and perhaps a fake punt or field goal if the situation calls for it. You can’t get too fancy, Bradley, until you’ve at least had a look at the offensive playbook.

And that, my fine, non-feathered friends, brings us to the part of this preview where we can the bullshit and get down to the business at hand. Yes, peeps, it is time for the Official Turkey Poop Prediction for the Penn State vs Ohio State game. But first, a big shout out to Fernando Gómez, Mike Moshell, Ali Orooji, and the infamous Hal Brown, who are all Ohio State Ph.D.’s who have worked with me at UCF. I left UCF 15 years ago, but three of the four of those Buckeyes are still plugging away over there in east Orlando. I would check out the R.G. Brewski’s Ohio State watch party to see if I could find any of them, but Artificially Sweetened recoiled at the thought of going to a Buckeye Bar (which, interestingly enough, is a Steeler bar on Sundays). But I damn well digress — tri-gress, even. As I mentioned earlier in this article, before you fell asleep a couple of times, the Buckeyes are favored by seven. The over/under is 38.5, which indicates that the gamblers don’t think much of either offense. After getting burned in my prediction by the Offensive Anemia Bowl between Nebraska and PSU last weekend, I think I might have learned my lesson about counting on Penn State to produce an offense less aromatic than the trunk of Casey Anthony’s Pontiac Sunfire. The score, you say. The score. Hell, this foul fowl has been deliberating for a good long time about this and I’m still conflicted. This is one of the hardest picks for me this year. Think defense. Think OSU can’t pass, but Posey is back. Think PSU run stoppers. Think upset. Hmmmm, but wait. It’s the damn Horseshoe. Okay, I’m ready. Take the under — at least I’m pretty sure about this part. I’m going to tell you to take Penn State and the points, but I think the Buckeyes will win at home. OSU 16, Penn State 13.

 

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The Cereal Bowl

Posted on November 15, 2011 Written by The Nittany Turkey

On Twitter this morning, Ron Musselman of the Post-Gazette asked about what the forthcoming Penn State vs. Ohio State game should be called. ????? ???????? ????? He offered “The Interim Bowl” because it would feature two interim head coaches. “The Scandal Bowl” was also discussed out there, in view of scandals in the football programs at both schools (Tattoogate and Showergate). ????? ????? ?? bet365 However, I thought that those were just a little too dry.

That’s why this Turkey has dubbed the PSU-OSU game as “The Cereal Bowl,” in honor of all the fruits, nuts, and flakes who created the scandals. Add the milk of human kindness in the form of OSU’s predicted pregame empathy for PSU’s plight, and you have something a little less dry and easier to swallow.

Oh, come on! We need a little humor at this juncture! ???? ?????? ???

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