On Twitter this morning, Ron Musselman of the Post-Gazette asked about what the forthcoming Penn State vs. Ohio State game should be called. He offered “The Interim Bowl” because it would feature two interim head coaches. “The Scandal Bowl” was also discussed out there, in view of scandals in the football programs at both schools (Tattoogate and Showergate). However, I thought that those were just a little too dry.
That’s why this Turkey has dubbed the PSU-OSU game as “The Cereal Bowl,” in honor of all the fruits, nuts, and flakes who created the scandals. Add the milk of human kindness in the form of OSU’s predicted pregame empathy for PSU’s plight, and you have something a little less dry and easier to swallow.
Oh, come on! We need a little humor at this juncture!