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Handicapping the Idols

Posted on April 16, 2007 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Who is likely to get kicked off American Idol this week? Let your favorite railbird, The Nittany Turkey, handicap the remaining contestants’ chances of getting the axe this week.

This week is “country week.” Martina McBride will be the guest mentor. This creates a problem for just about everyone who remains. I’m a-thinkin’ that Haley would have been hot to watch in a pair of tight, studded jeans, but she’s gone. Oh, the singing, you say? Like American Idol is really about singing! Haley wasn’t much of a singer, but she sure as hell entertained me. If this competition is about singing, then why the hell is Sanjaya and his supporting cast of programmed idiots doing so well? But I digress. I just don’t think that country suits any of the remaining dudes and dudesses, but they they might just suprise us all.

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Andrew Dice Clay for Minister of Culture?

Posted on April 10, 2007 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Hey, if you want a compendium of great Hillaryisms, visit Gateway Pundit. The extent of Hillary Rodham Clinton’s potty-mouth and her abuse of the poor fools who work closely with her will amaze and astound you. Or maybe not! Some of her tantrums even make me feel bad for Slick Willie, who apparently took a few in the kisser at the behest of his darling, pissed-off wife.

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¡Ay, Caramba!

Posted on April 9, 2007 Written by The Nittany Turkey

This week’s guest mentor on American Idol is Jennifer Lopez, which should make it interesting for the remaining eight contestants. This is supposed to be a “Latin-themed” week, and I suspect they don’t mean the kind of Latin you learned in Catholic school. In fact, the nuns would in no way approve of the dance moves I hope to see performed by the delightfully callipygian J-Lo on Wednesday night.

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