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Laser Focus: The Chilllllllllldren

Posted on September 20, 2012 Written by The Nittany Turkey

I set out to write this earlier, but then I got cranked up about my encounter with DirecTV, which was to have been a lead-in paragraph for this post but became a post of its own due to festering anger momentum.

So, reel me in, already. I’m here to write about Penn State.

Oops, I feel another rant coming and I can’t control it. Damn!

“[The trustees] don’t want to put these victims, who have been through so much already, through anything more in terms of what we need to do to get it resolved.” —Karen Peetz, Chair, PSU BOT

Have you noticed that some of the inflammatory web sites out there whose names I shall not mention that go off on the Freeh report and the Surmas and all of that stuff have issues with loosely couched representations replete with words like “obviously”, “clearly”, mixed with “seems to point to”, and — that favorite of my family — “I’m pretty sure that…”? Don’t you get the same feeling that I do — when you’re at those sites, you’re essentially walking into a barroom bullshit conversation about the Penn State scandal where hyperbole reigns supreme and nobody is holding anybody else to journalistic standards that differentiate fact from opinion? These sites don’t even exhibit tabloid levels of journalistic integrity.

It seems to this Turkey that the purpose of those sites, as I mention, is to inflame, not to inform. While I don’t doubt that the Surmas wield considerable power, and Tom Corbett is a power monger, it doesn’t do these people’s causes any good — and we haven’t yet figured out precisely where they think they’re heading with all this flaptrap yapping — to lead readers to believe that they stand on authoritative ground when they’re so easily caught being journalistically lazy.

I think the people who are doing most of the squawking, calling upon the rest of us to join them in their casus belli, fit into a few distinct categories, which I shall propose below.

  1. Those who merely want to see Joe Paterno’s name cleared
  2. Those who suspect a grand, statewide conspiracy to divert negative attention from Governor Tom Corbett and his henchmen
  3. Those who have an agenda of their own, such as publishing a book
  4. Those who think that if they present enough “facts”, the NCAA will mitigate their sanctions against Penn State. I shall label this category “Imbeciles”.

About Category Four, do any of you really think that the NCAA will change its mind about punishing PSU? (I can hear you saying, “Well, bla bla bla, if Curley and Schultz are found not guilty and we bring more information to light about the misrepresentations and inaccuracies in the Freeh report and we get a few trustees to resign and and and…” Warm, steaming bullshit! Ain’t gonna happen. Yes, I know, you’re asking what the hell I know that makes me an authority on what the NCAA will do. Nothing. I know nothing—except that Penn State signed a consent decree that agreed to the punishments without qualification, and without the right to appeal. There are no “rights”! Erickson signed them away when he inscribed his Rod-E on the decree. So, if you’re hoping for some redemption in this area, fuggedaboudit!

I’ve stated my opinion that if the NCAA were to mitigate any of Penn State’s sentence at all, it would be the vacated wins, which were arbitrary, capricious, and vindictive. Of course, all those adjectives wouldn’t come up if the win vacation was ever rescinded. Most likely, it won’t happen at all, but if it does, they’ll wait until Bobby Bowden goes to that great dadgum press box in the sky and the other PSU sanctions have run their course.

Just my opinion, and you know what they say about opinions.

You don’t? Okay, I’ll tell you: Opinions are like assholes. Everyone’s got to have one and they all stink.

However, it is when opinion is represented as fact that it gets dangerous. Perhaps this tendency stems from Washington, which enjoys deluding voters with “truth” that is 180 degrees out of phase with reality. At the very least, when caught by the reader, factual inaccuracies destroy the writer’s credibility in the mind of the reader, thus defeating the central purpose of the inflammatory sites — to be believed.

And why can’t they pay some attention to grammar? These are supposedly Penn State grads who should be able to write complete sentences in which words are spelled correctly. What’s that you say? It’s not the paint job on the car but the engine under the hood? Bullshit! If you want to be believed, write grammatically and factually sound essays. Learn the difference between “its” and “it’s”. And learn how to spell Pittsburgh!

A really easy, albeit somewhat inconsequential and innocuous misrepresentation of fact that I’ll blame on journalistic laziness appeared in that same post in the site whose name I wasn’t going to mention. In a LISTSERV email to Penn State lettermen subscribers, Pittsburg [sic] dentist and PSU alumnus Vic Surma is whining about Paterno’s treatment of pet players, presumably ones who were mission critical:

“As of last year, Dan connroy [sic] another stud linebacker was convicted of heinous phone calls to a mentally challenged coach , can you think of anything more vile? What did Paterno do? suspend him for three games against 3 virtual high school teams? Get a grip. We’re dealing wioth [sic] a corrupt society hidden in the hills of PA. for 40 years.”

Our champion of clearing Joe’s name, the lazy journalist, chose to impugn Vic Surma’s statement about Connor by relying on some vague memories, I suppose, because his “clarification” was factually inaccurate:

“Certainly not Dan Conroy (sic) Connor. Connor was upset with linebacker coach Joe Sarra  who is not mentally challenged and Vic Surma claims Dan was not punished enough.”

I see where you’re going with this, Mr. Journalistically Lazy, and before we get there, I have to correct some of your implicit assumptions. Sarra had already retired from his job as a position coach two months before Connor started his immature little prank calling campaign against him. In a response to a direct question back in November 2011, Connor Tweeted:

“I pranked [sic] called Sarra because he was a crazy guy who would hang around stadium. Dumb/Jerk move by me.”

Remember that Connor’s calls and suspension took place in 2005. By the time he tweeted the above, in 2011, he had presumably matured a bit, and was playing in the NFL.

Sarra was a good friend of Joe Paterno. Joe was completely outraged about Connor’s voyage to the moronosphere. Was a three game suspension enough? Remember, Connor’s offense was not insubordination against a superior, an active position coach, but immaturity in abrogating proper off-campus decorum. He was not the only player involved in sardonically clowning around with Sarra. Not only was Connor suspended, but also the other two players, Jim Kanuch and Nolan McCready.

Of course, here’s where our old friend Vicky Triponey rears her lovely head. (How I love to digress into all things Vicky!) The Judicial Affairs office ordered Connor to perform 20 hours of community service and exacted upon him a 10-day deferred expulsion. (Whatever the hell that might be!) In time, both sentences were reduced. There was, of course, speculation that Paterno had intervened. He never admitted it, but in response to questions about it, he did say that frequently misbehaving players deserved a second chance.

Back to the three-game suspension, the three games Connor missed — high school teams, as Surma called them — were South Florida, Cincinnati, and Central Michigan. Connor returned for the B1G schedule that year as a sophomore, playing behind Poz. He was not yet a “stud linebacker”, but he would become one in his junior and senior years, long after he had learned his lesson about maturity.

See? That was fun. I remember most of that, but I dug up information to fill the gaps from readily available sources. Screwing up a minor point like this can impugn one’s credibility with some readers to the extent that the major point is lost. So, spend some time and get it right.

And please learn how to spell Pittsburgh.

 

Well, we’re sure as hell in Rant Mode, aren’t we today? This Turkey has been having some pretty interesting brainal reactions to weighing the emotional anchor of Effexor this week. I’m suddenly bursting with energy. Beware! I just might bore the hell out of you!

Dadgum it, I digress Bowdenoulsly.

Back to the Laser Focus, already!

Penn State President Rod Erickson has been hard at work lately, at least within the past one day, trying to create a methodology for dealing with victim compensation in the Sandusky scandal. He has retained the law firm of Ken Feinberg, famous for having run the 9/11 compensation fund, to arbitrate claims and resolve pending litigation.

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Erickson also conducted an open session for students on Wednesday, allowing them to ask question about anything that popped into their heads. Naturally, the NCAA sanctions were still way the hell up there on the list.

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The NCAA has appointed a so-called task force to provide oversight (in other words, put the clamps on) over Penn State’s distribution of the $60 million fine assessed to it.

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Could the Penn State Board of Trustees soon be under investigation for improper handling of the NCAA sanctions against Penn State? Hmmmm, perhaps, maybe.

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Lawyers for Tim Curley and Gary Schultz have asked the courts to try their clients separately.

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A pro-Joe billboard has popped up in State College near the intersection of Pugh and Beaver.

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Hey, I think that’s it for today. I’ll be back, of course, for my preview and prediction for the forthcoming Temple game. I’ll try not to be too last-minutey with it.

 

 

 

 

 

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Filed Under: Penn State Football, Penn State Scandal Tagged With: board of trustees, journalistic integrity, Sandusky Scandal

I Was Wrong!

Posted on September 16, 2012 Written by The Nittany Turkey

My Official Turkey Poop Prediction for yesterday was so far off the mark that I felt I must own up to my epic fail. This is probably my worst prediction of all time.

As you know Penn State (1-2, 0-0) beat Navy (0-2) 34-7. Navy actually outgained the Lions by 50 yards and thoroughly dominated time of possession, but their four turnovers stick out like a sore thumb on the stat sheets. Navy shot themselves in the foot. The Nits didn’t fix their third down problems; they converted three out of eight. But Navy was far worse, at four for fifteen. Total Yards for the Midshipmen were 391 (17.8 chains) , for the Lions, 351 (1.6 furlongs).

Matt McGloin threw four touchdown passes and no interceptions. Allen Robinson became the first PSU player in three years to notch three touchdown passes in a single game.

Four turnovers by Navy. Gerald Hodges’ first quarter interception of a Trey Miller pass at the Penn State 10 saved a score and turned into six points for the Nittany Lions. I bet they’re kicking themselves all the way back to Annapolis. Penn State was able to convert only one of three recovered fumbles into points, that being on a Mike Hull run back 74 yards for a touchdown. Navy’s possessions came in fits and starts, and they couldn’t mount a decent drive until the fourth quarter when they scored their only points. They punted only once, because they were too busy handing the ball to Penn State to kill drives.

Sam Ficken, you ask? Whither of ol’ Samme? Well, no field goals attempted, so we don’t know if he improved there, but he sailed a no-excuses extra point attempt wide left to give us an indication that he’s still a work in progress, to be kind about it. And did you see the nose on that kid?

The running back situation was temporarily resolved by running Mike Zordich out of the tailback position instead of fullback, supplemented by Curtis Dukes. Together they ground out 97 terrestrial yards or 17.6 rods.

McGloin was 13-21, spreading the ball — sort of — among eight receivers. I say “sort of” because looking past the five catches by Allen Robinson and two by Zordich, the other six had one each. Converted quarterback Paul Jones was one of them, gaining seven yards on his catch.

There is still much reason to worry about the defensive secondary when Navy, a triple-option team, can beat them deep for receptions of 38, 28, and 21 yards.

All in all, this Turkey thinks the Lions are improving somewhat. They were turnover free, thank God. They’re beat up at running back and they have a ragtag receiving corps. It seemed clear to me that the defense was uncomfortable with the triple-option. Navy is a pretty mediocre team, so in meeting mediocrity with mediocrity, the better mediocrity won. Don’t be expecting any 34-7 routs of Ohio State or anything. If you’re about to put on the rose colored glasses (with blue and white trim), please wait until these guys have beaten someone good, which is still not likely to happen. But keep smiling at least until Saturday. Savor the win. Bill O’Brien sure did.

O’Brien got his first Gatorade shower, but he was smiling. It was also his first win with the New Nittany Lions. One down, 408 to go.

Announced attendance was 98,792.

Around the B1G, Minnesota, Nebraska, Illinois, Purdue, the #17 Mishiganers, and Iowa beat patsies. #12 Ohio State avoided an upset by Cal, 35-28; Northwestern scored late to cinch a win over Boston College, 22-13; #10 Moo U. was clobbered by the #20 Fighting Irish, 20-3; Wisconsin narrowly escaped a loss to Utah State, 16-14, as the Aggies missed a late field goal try; and Indiana dropped a close, high-scoring contest to Ball State, 41-39.

Expect a shake-up in the Top 25 in da morning, as the #21 Cardinal of Stanford shocked the #2 USC Trojans (ribbed and lubricated for her pleasure), 21-14. They shut down our boy Silas Redd, who had 13 carries for 17 yards (albeit with two touchdowns). But Alabama is a solid #1, having beaten the Razorbacks 52-0, and LSU should move into the #2 slot vacated by the Trojans after whipping Idaho by the slightly lopsided score of 63-14. Oregon will be sucked up to #3 with a 63-14 win over Tennessee Tech; #5 FSU beat Wake 52-0, so there’s your #4; and #5 Oklahoma was idle.

I’ll be back with a prediction for the tilt over across the state with Temple, now that I’m thoroughly confused.

 

 

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Anchors Aweigh!

Posted on September 14, 2012 Written by The Nittany Turkey

I won’t have much time to write this week because of the impending 2012 Greater Orlando Heart Walk. I don’t think you’ll mind if I take a little time off of spewing drivel in favor of supporting a worthwhile charity. I’m a team captain with a great team that raised lots of money. The finale is tomorrow.

So, here we are this week, with Penn State sporting an 0-2 record going into the well rested Midshipmen of Navy, who lost big to Notre Dame in Ireland for their opener.

When you think of famous alumni of the USNA, you have to think of lots of astronauts and one former president, Jimmy Carter. I don’t want to think about Jimmy too much, so let us move on.

Navy runs the triple option, which has typically given the Nittany Lions’ defense fits. You have to believe that Bill O’Brien will feel nostalgic Georgia Tech pangs, and that he will call upon distant memories to implement an option stopping plan. Having guys like Mauti helps, of course. Swarm, Front Seven, Swarm! Contain! All those fancy words. Get ’em.

If the Lions are successful in keeping the option at bay, forcing the Midshipmen to pass, we’ve got our undermanned secondary to be concerned about.

But you know all of that, don’t you? ??? ???? ?????

On offense, the Lions are all banged up, and the prognosis is uncertain. Belton and Day both practiced, but as I write this it is not known whether either, both, or neither will play. With or without them, I believe that it will be a stretch to expect any significant offense, either aerial or terrestrial. ???? ????? ???? Curtis Dukes will no doubt get many of the carries, and if Akeel Lynch has to play, there goes his redshirt. On the other hand, Navy sucked defending the Irish run (which is what you get when you mix too much Irish stew with Irish brew), allowing almost 300 yards.

Ethereally, the latest departure, Shawney Kersey, a starting wide receiver, makes a huge dent in the passing game. McGloin’s elbow might be an issue, too. With Paul Jones washing out, freshman Steven Bench might see significant duty if all McGloin can throw are wounded ducks. Navy’s secondary sucked against the Irish, but we don’t even know who’ll be throwing what to whom. Allen Robinson and Kyle Carter seem to be the “givens” in the aerial assault force, but beyond them, who? Will whoever plays quarterback have any rhythm with guys who haven’t been playing all that much? ???? ??? I mean, what’s the deal here?

Since Penn State’s  kicking game sucks, it will be hard to give us the edge in that area. In fact, the PSU return game sucks, too, so Navy has to have the advantage in special teams, even if O’Brien runs another fake punt. I like the fact that O’Brien is giving Ficken a confidence-builder of a game here. The students living in the tent colony formerly known as Paternoville will be flying a banner in support of Ficken. That’s the way it should be. This is not Scott “Wide Right” Norwood screwing up Super Bowls. This is a kid who deserves to play. Unlike Fera, he didn’t give up the ship. Nevertheless, until Ficken proves that he can make field goals and extra points, I can’t attribute very many points to him when making my fearless predictions.

It is expected that the Nittany Lions would be a little down — at least — after dropping two games, particularly the eminently winnable Virginia game. So, the coaching staff has to understand that it is dealing with fragile young egos and motivate the players appropriately. It might be tough to get them up for this game. At least it’s not a noon start. The football culture hating ESPN thought it would be good to give this game a 3:30 slot, for some reason, perhaps because it is Military Appreciation Day.

We are honored to have the same damn announcing team that we had last week for Virginia: Mike Patrick, Ed Cunningham, and Jeanine “Sweet Baby” Edwards. It’s a reverse mirror ESPN2/ABC thingie, which means somewhere it is on ESPN2 and otherwhere it is on ABC. Check the coverage map to see on which channel to find it in your area.

So, what’s with the weather? Absolutely poifect! The forecast calls for sunny with a high of 70ºF (21ºC). Not a thing to complain about. Just a wonderful early fall day. It’s still technically summer, but who cares?

OK, so you’ve waded through my drivel; now you get to the good part, where you scorn my selection and my score prediction. Yes, friends, this is the World Famous Official Turkey Poop Prediction for the Week! Ah, the Turkey sucks at predictions this year, being 1-1. I’d say I know how O’Brien feels, but at least I have one win. This week, the Nittany Lions are favored by seven points on their home turf, and the over/under is 47.5, suggesting that the gamblers think this will end up 27-20, in favor of Penn State. I just don’t see how the Lions are going to put that many points on the scoreboard. In an “I don’t think we know how bad it really is” upset special, Navy 20, Penn State 9 — and take the “under”.

I’ll be back in a day or two with a recap of what I hope doesn’t go the way of my prediction. Enjoy it, one way or the other.

 

 

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