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Old Joe Returns to Practice

Posted on August 11, 2011 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Joe Paterno

After being creamed in practice on Monday, 84 year-old Nittany Lions head football coach Joe Paterno returned to practice on Wednesday. ????? ??? ?????? Docs told him to take it easy and put his arm in a sling. betfinal He has a hairline hip fracture in addition to the arm injury, but the old man is smiling and ready for action, as you can see in the above picture from the Penn State Athletic Department. ??? ???? ?? ?????? Note that he is wearing an atypical bit of haberdashery, which Sue must have found in the bottom of some drawer.

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Paterno Hurt in Practice

Posted on August 8, 2011 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Nittany Lions head football coach Joe Paterno was hurt in practice today as a player unintentionally blind-sided him. Joe, of course, is pooh-poohing the injury, saying he’ll be back to practice as soon as he can. When you’re 84, minor things can get major in a hurry. We’re hoping this one stays minor, although no one yet knows the extent of Paterno’s injuries.

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Give a Little

Posted on August 5, 2011 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Help the Turkey meet his goal for the Heart Walk!

This year’s Start! Heart Walk is on September 17, starting at 7:30 AM in Loch Haven Park, Orlando. Please help me reach my goal with a generous donation, or better yet, join Team ISAG and set your own goals to show your team spirit!

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