The Turkey is going to trot for a while, spending some time up in Pennsylvania. I’ll be back in August to take a look at the forthcoming season and to make the usual abysmally inaccurate predictions.

In the meanwhile, I want to say in passing that even though he seemingly choked on what should have been the final hole of the British Open, Tom Watson deserves a helluva lot of credit for being competitive at his age. Hell, he’s almost as old as this Turkey!