Asked what the Nittany Lions are going to do about their anemic first half offensive performances, Austin Scott said:
“We’re just hoping we start to mesh early in the game. We’ve definitely got to start clicking on offense faster than we have been. ???? ??? ???? ”
Yeah! Dat’s it! They have to start clicking. Maybe do one of those Click! Clack! commercials for Under Armour. Yeah, and then they has ta mesh. That’s all they has ta do! Damn! That Scott’s a smart guy! He can fix the whole damn thing!
Maybe the clicking generic viagra 100mg pills he’s talking about is the clicking of his dancin’ shoes when he’s back there behind the line doing his typical tap dance before hitting whatever excuse for a hole is made by our Pop Warner offensive line. Austin, baby—north and south is where the money is. ????? ??? ?????? Flashdance is negative yardage.
Anyhow, folks, since I stole the Scott quote from the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, I am obliged to vector you there to read an article entitled Thirty Minute Slump.
Enjoy da game tomorrow, and to our Jewish readers, L’Shanah Tovah! ????? ??? ???? ???
Turner Gill was one helluva good option quarterback for Tom Osborne’s Cornhuskers back in the 80s. I hear he’s a helluva good head coach, too. However, he doesn’t have a lot of hope for success with the material he has to work with at perennial Mid-America Conference bottom dweller Buffalo, for a few years, anyway.
