I know I told you I would be on vacation, but I can’t help writing about something that has titillated me for quite a while. I was reminded of it this evening when I got to my hotel room. I instantly spotted the placard on the pillow. There it was—the thinly veiled attempt by the hotel’s management to save labor, water, and detergent costs. Yes, my faithful readers, it was the dreaded Project Planet guilt card!

