Turkey Archives

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• It’s a Pecuniary World
• Yoo Hoo!
• With a Broken Foot Already, He Played
• Deploy the Litter Box
• Another Breed of Cat
• Period.
• In Like a Lion; Out Like a Pussy(cat)
• I Fell Asleep
• Bye Week
• IITOP Debunked – It DOES Matter!
• Bier, Bratwürste, und Badgers
• Ploo
• Maize — What You Call Corn
• Turning a Lemon into Lemonade
• Iowa: Spare Ribs and Corn
• More Lemons
• Can We At Least Beat Indiana?
• Lemons
• Never a Dull Moment
• AAAAAAAaaaarrrrrrrrrrggghhhh!
• Show Me Some Defense!
• Where’s the Beef?
• What the World Needs Now Is Lovey
• Sloppy Domination
• Does Anyone Really Care?
• Second Half Redemption (of Gift Certificate)
• Heather Likes the Panthers in This One
• Bullet Dodged, and That Ain’t Livermush!
• Down from the Boone Docks
• The Turkey Lives
• Time Warp: 11 Years Later I’m Still Traumatized!
• NFL Scouting Combine Musings
• Mush! You Washington Huskies!
• JoMo Go
• Banging the Season to an End
• Maryland Crap Cakes
• How Embarrassing!
• Praise for James Franklin
• Nebraska: Not the Big Red We Knew
• PSU Overcomes Bungled Quarter, Then Prevails
• Homecoming Hoopla
• Big Al’s Nightmare
• The Role of Spoilers
• The Return of Sphincterball
• They Both Can Hurt You in So Many Ways
• Avenged!
• Michigan Should Have Been the Homecoming Game
• Mid-Season Assessment
• Nooner Boon, Sooners Swoon, and Moo Who?
• Purge the Purple Wildpussies
• Braggin’ Rights
• Indy Pendence
• Told Ya So
• Ode to the Hawkeyes
• Increasingly Irrelevant Cupcakes Dispatched!
• Them Other Panthers
• Irma — the Pitts
• Irma Bearing Down on Central Florida
• Iron City Light
• Nittany Lions Zip Past Zipless Zips, 52-Zip
• Akron Zips-a-Dee Doo Dah
• Walter P. Kubany, Central Florida Penn Stater
• 79 Yards Later – Saquon Barkley
• PSU Not Dissed in AP Pre-Season Poll
• Penn State Football 2017 Prediction
• Joey Julius Gone
• ZZZZZZZZ… Oops! What’s that? Penn State football?
• Not Exactly a Pitchers’ Duel!
• Highly Entertaining, But Deflating Rose Bowl
• Roses and Roses and Roses: Penn State vs. USC
• MERRY CHRISTMAS!
• Happy with the Rose Bowl!
• Wow!
• New Feature for B10 Championship
• Badgers, Badgers, Badgers in Indy, Indy, Indy
• Second Half Team Rides Again!
• Rumor Mill: PSU Working on Franklin Extension
• Moo U. in the Way for Penn State, Maybe, Perhaps
• Bye Week at Rutgers
• Second Half Team?
• Hoosiers at High Noon
• Iowa Hawkeyes? They’re Just Birds.
• Inordinate Respect from Playoff Committee
• Rivalry Games: What’s Up with That?
• Hawkeyes or Birdseyes? Who Knows?
• Second Half Romp for Toilet Bowl Eligibility
• Pass Happy Purdue
• They did it!
• Buckeyes in the Land of the Whiteout
• Just Like Old Times
• Hurricane Matthew Pre-Post
• Ohhhhhh, Jimmmy!
• Maryland undefeated? Here’s why.
• Excitement!
• Run, Gophers, Run. Find your holes.
• Good Teams Make Good Teams Look Bad
• I’m Taking the Michigan and the Over
• Phase Reversal in Victory over Temple
• Owls’ Meat, Birdivorous Lions
• The Only Disappointment Was the Loss
• Shitt on Pitt
• More Flash Than Dash, and That’s No Trash
• Golden Flashes in the Pan
• About the season ahead…
• Greater Orlando Heart Walk 2016
• Say It Ain’t So, Joe!
• Hibernation and Stuff
• Hand to Auburn
• Shoop to Tennessee, and Other Moves
• That’s a Wrap!
• Georgia on My Mind
• It’s Jacksonville!
• Donovan Gets Axe!
• Michigan State: Who Be Dat Moo U?
• Underwhelming, undermotivated, underachieving…
• Don’t Get Wolvereamed
• It gets interesting…
• What Might Have Been
• Penn State: Winding it Up in 2015
• Hack Needs More Time, More Coaching
• Points Not Taken
• Wildcat! Wildcat!
• Who Knew?
• No Champaign
• Maryland Crapcakes
• Is it the good turtle soup…
• What’s Wrong with Penn State Football?
• Outgunned — Big Surprise.
• Bring On Ohio State
• A Most Decisive Upset in 1964
• Edsall’s Demise and James Franklin
• Surprise, surprise, surprise!
• It Suuuuuuuuuuuuucks…
• You Can’t Fire the Team, So…
• Spank the Mule
• Montezuma Avenged
• Montezuma’s Revenge
• Rutgers Falls as Traffic Cones Mock Detractors
• Rutgers’ Flood Suspended Three Games
• A Game of a Different Stripe
• Solution for Offensive Line Issues?
• A Star Is Born
• Buffalo vs. Penn State
• Sorry I Jinxed Penn State
• Bring on Temple!
• Nittany Lions in the NFL
• Minnesota AD Canned for Drunk Sexting
• Tim Beckman (ATB) Gone!
• New Penn State Uniform Looks Kinda Gay
• Donovan Smith Pro Debut a Bit Flawed
• Jesse James on the Comeback Trail LOL
• Pre-Season Picks from Our Panel (Updated)
• Jesse Was Mourning Loss of a Friend
• Jesse James, ya blew it!
• Excellent Hackenberg Article
• Penn State Team Captains for 2015
• Early Signs…
• On the cusp of August, let us pray…
• Heart Walk Time
• Truth, Justice, and the American Way
• Whatever It Takes: Epilog
• The Mike Hall Bowl
• Penn State: 17th Best CFB Coaching Job?
• 2015 Recruiting Class
• Sorry, Bobby – St. Joe Rules
• Roasted Duck: Thoughts on Ohio State Massacre
• Laser Focus: Final Chapter — Karen Peetz Resigns
• Well, ain’t THAT interesting?
• Happy New Year from the Turkey!
• Spare Ribs and Sauerkraut for New Year!
• Traffic Cone Donovan Smith Opts Out
• Coaching Carousel Ends with Harbaugh to UM?
• PSU Pulls Off Pinstripe Bowl Win in OT
• The Interview: A Critical Review
• Coaching Carousel: Narduzzi to Pitt
• Pinstripe Bowl: Boston College vs. Penn State
• The Coaching Merry-Go-Round Keeps On Turnin’
• Sudden Impact: Wisconsin Bail-Out and Barrett Battery
• The Boston College Offensive Line
• Whodat Tyler Murphy?
• PSU vs. BC in the Pinstripe Bowl
• Laser Focus: Erickson Bent Over and Took It
• Buckeyes’ Big Win Clouds College Football Playoff Picture
• We’re All Wisconsin Fans
• Annual Coaching Merry-Go-Round Commences
• Fitting End to a Discomfiting Season
• What Happened to Rivalry Saturday?
• Regular Season Finale: Michigan State
• Beckman Still Sucks (But He Might Have Outcoached Franklin)
• Recap of Predictions for Illinois Game
• No BROADcast
• Administrivia
• Beckman, You Suck!
• Ryan Keiser Out of the Hospital
• Had they played only one half, I woulda been right!
• Laser Focus: The Gathering NCAA Shitstorm
• Hooters
• 2014 Penn State Offense Worse Than 2004?
• Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
• Last Year We Bitched
• Two Hot-button Issues on Wednesday
• History Doesn’t Repeat Itself, But It Often Rhymes
• O Maryland, My Maryland!
• Report: Keiser in Critical Condition (Updated)
• Keiser, Zwinak Out for Year
• Eggs, Tomatoes, and Cheese
• Doooo Youuuu Knowwww What Todayyyy Isssss?
• Who is Scarlet?
• Sudden Impact: A Bye Week Fixes Everything!
• The Maize and Blue Margarita
• Worse after bye week?
• Clash of the Titans! (Snicker)
• Sudden Impact: Bye Week Browsing
• You know that the mighty have fallen when …
• Hoke’s Seat Gets Hotter
• Hoke on the Bubble
• Well that just plain sucked!
• Northwest Passage
• Fiftieth Anniversary: Photos of Beaver Stadium
• For the Sake of Ancient Eyes…
• Almost Famous
• Thanks! I needed that.
• One if by ground; two if by air
• Who Expected THAT?
• Scarlet Billows
• How to Screw Up an Easy Hike
• What, You Mean ESPN Agrees?
• Unzipped!
• Forced Update!
• Postseason Bowl Ban Lifted
• Zip Loc?
• NFL cut-down claims some Lions, but others survive.
• Faith and Begorrah! (Thank God THAT’S Over!)
• WSJ: PSU ‘Most Embarrassing’
• Frogs Croke, Turkeys Gobble
• Panel Picks Reprise (Updated)
• Season Predictions by the Turkey Panel of Experts
• Braxton Miller Out for Season
• Let’s Get This Party Started, Already!
• PSU Selects Woman to Head Athletics
• Mr. Irrelevant
• Paterno to O’Brien to Franklin: Is history on Franklin’s side?
• Patent Office Deems Redskins Offensive
• It’s a jungle out there: auto dealer service departments
• Home Improvement Hell: Gutterballs
• Home Improvement Heck: Day 15
• We’re Listening, NWU Playaz
• Home Improvement Hell: Day Fourteen
• Paterno Statue Proposal Reprise
• Home Improvement Financing Hell
• Home Improvement Hell: Day Five
• Five More Months, Damnit!
• Home Improvement Hell
• Musty Burger Outta Heah!
• Dottie Sandusky Interviewed by Matt Lauer on NBC’s Today
• Severance Packages Ain’t Cheap!
• Aha! I always thought so!
• Gimme da Damn Ball — but don’t make me run
• “Scrap” Hired by WVU
• New Prexy from FSU
• Sudden Impact: Layin’ Low
• LJ In the Wind
• He Ain’t Gonna Sell Out the Akron Game!
• X = Franklin
• Big Deal Press Conference at PSU Saturday
• Da Plane! Da Plane!
• Twittiots Disagree on PSU Head Coach (Big News)
• Two Tin Soldiers
• Penn State Head Coach Recruiting Update
• About the Penn State head coach, we know this for certain.
• Sometimes…
• Midget, Butler to Houston?
• The Idiot Patrol
• LJ, Sr. Throws Hat in Ring
• David Jones to Talk on OTL
• It’s Official (official trash)
• Gimme the damn baaalllllllllllllllll (going, going, gone)!
• And so, the search begins…
• Sudden Impact: What Now?
• Done Deal!
• Still No News on Bill O’Brien
• Layin’ some odds
• Is it true, already? Will O’Brien leave?
• Merry Christmas from Artificially Sweetened and TNT
• Let the bowl season begin!
• All Hail Sparty!
• Jameis Won’t Be Charged
• The Tomlin Shuffle
• AARP STILL Sucks
• I know, right?
• Vanderlinden Out
• Badger Badger Badger?
• So…
• Shucks!
• The Hackenberg Story
• Help Arrives!
• Ballin’
• Husker Down
• Nicely Run
• Just keep matriculatin’ the ball down the field, boys!
• Scholarship Playaz
• Fumblez’ll Killya
• They’re like Harold Stassen: always running.
• Smashing Watermelons
• The Clash of the Titans: Get Beckman!
• Give Me Just a Little More Time
• Potheads Unite!
• 114 Years
• Ima Dot Yo Eye
• Memories of an Astounding PSU Victory
• Helluva Day in College Football!
• Why Michigan Failed to Establish the Run
• Hotty Toddy, Never Miss a Party!
• Prayers to St. Joe Answered
• No, no! Not the jinx!
• Which way will the ball bounce?
• Sandusky Arrested
• Are the eyes of Texas upon O’Brien?
• Sudden Impact: The Aftermath
• Crappy Coaching’ll Kill Ya
• Penn State vs. Nativeamericaniana
• McGloin Moves Up
• Levi
• Yes, you can!
• Any comments?
• NCAA Softens on PSU Scholarship Constraints
• Changes to NCAA Division I Governance Coming
• Passin in da Rain
• Fellow Football Fatsos, Take Heed!
• All that glitters…
• Let’s Clear Up the OOB Clock Issue
• Sunday morning crapper musings: UCF
• U CAN Finish
• Enter the Dragon
• Klutz!
• Astorino Tells All
• Lick the Lithophalli!
• Turkey readers will be happy to know!
• Survivors of the NFL’s Terrible Swift Sword
• J’Ac’CUSE!
• Back in the day…
• Another Travesty at PSU
• Football Humor for a Monday
• They’re still saying “athleticism”
• Now that Hillary is out there making noise…
• ESPN Training Days
• As If…
• WSJ: How Penn State Football Survived
• Vitreous Humor
• Please be patient…
• No Way!
• Will Sandusky Ohio be next?
• Corbett Suit Dismissed
• College Sports Research Institute Special Penn State Issue
• HuffPo Interview with Dan McGinn (video)
• McCombie’s Letter to the BoT
• Paterno, et. al. v. NCAA, et. al.
• Costas didn’t speak, but we listened
• Excerpt from tonight’s Costas Tonight
• If Costas speaks after the hockey game, will anybody listen?
• Paterno Statue Proposal
• Much Ado
• Laser Focus: Ch-ch-changes!
• PS4RS candidates win; Suhey, Deviney out
• They’re a bunch of f***ers!
• Sudden Impact: 515 Pages ZZzzzzz
• McQueary Suit Will Proceed
• We Are!
• O! Holy Night
• Good God, Rod!
• It’s April 1. Do you know where your children are?
• Has Ziegler Gone Too Far?
• Spice’s Retirement Mediafest
• Public sentiment? It still sucks.
• Frazier: Spinning, Spinning, Spinning…
• Jeff Fisher Cut from the Squad
• Mark Battaglia Speaks Out
• Habemus Papam
• Big Worm Keep on Turnin’
• Someday, Justin Timberlake Will Play His Role
• Sudden Impact: Habemus Turcia!
• “Emmert’s Ego Wouldn’t Allow It”
• Open Letter from Trustee Joel Myers
• How Joe Handled Meetings with Delany
• Everybody Should Get One
• NCAA Executive Committee gives Emmert a vote of confidence
• Sudden Impact: Skeleton in Delany’s Closet
• NCAA files Fed suit against PA
• PSU Football Withdrawal Pill in Under 60 Days
• BoB’s a Keeper
• A Sad State of Affairs in College Athletics
• Fire Mark Emmert: the petition
• CBS Sports: Emmert needs to go
• NCAA cans VP who screwed up Miami investigation
• The Surma File
• Trapped in the Pantry
• Freeh Lambasted!
• Reading Eagle Joins Putz Patrol
• ESPN Gives PSU a Break
• Sudden Impact: The Other Side of the Coin
• A Little Humor
• You Must Watch This Interview
• Line up, boys and girls!
• How to Come Up With $60 Mil
• Sue Paterno to Be Interviewed Today by Ms. Perky
• Report vs. Report: Standing at the Urinal
• John Surma to Leave Board of Trustees in June
• Sue Paterno’s Letter to Lettermen
• Legal Pissing Contest
• Catch-up Monday
• The Turkey’s Spare Rib & Sauerkraut Recipe
• Davy Jones Changes Tune
• Combat This!
• Laser Focus: NCAA, Heal Thyself!
• PSU to play home-and-home series with UCF
• It’s a Great Day for the Irish
• Can’t Keep One Roof Over His Head
• Entrenchment
• “A bunch of malarkey!” —Bill O’Brien
• Hysteria!
• High Drama: O’Brien Staying
• O’Brien interviewed with Cleveland Browns
• Mandel: Suit will push O’Brien out door
• Sudden Impact: Fallout!
• Corbett’s Weird Lawsuit
• Speaking of Being Overbowled…
• Nittany Pro Bowlers
• Sandusky Scandal 2012 AP Sports Story of the Year
• A Very Merry Free Agent Christmas!
• O’Brien named Maxwell Coach of the Year
• O’Brien runner-up AP Coach of Year
• Laser Focus: Peetz will call it quits as BoT chairman
• Sandusky tab thus far: $23.5 million
• Sudden Impact: Whazzup?!
• Spanier’s $3.3 mil severance
• O’Brien Named Big Ten Coach of the Year
• Laser Focus: Awards, Firings, and Faux Pas
• Wrong Again, Happily
• Sudden Impact: Senior Day & What Not
• Happy Thanksgiving!
• Franco thinks Paterno’s legacy will be greater than ever (video)
• Laser Focus: Top Ten Shuffle
• They Know Who They Are
• Penn State’s accreditation reaffirmed, university now off warning list
• Review: OS X Mountain Lion: The Missing Manual, by David Pogue; O’Reilly Media, Inc.
• Carter out for season
• Second Half Conspiracy!
• We Gonna Beat Big Red, Maybe?
• A mind of its own?
• Election Wrap-Up
• Plus-Size Skydiver!!!
• Still Undecided?
• Time Change — Success (I think)
• Wrong Again!
• Let the Doo-Doo Flow!
• Spanier Charged!
• Sandusky Sent Down River
• O’Brien admits to kicking Ficken multiple times
• What’s wrong? I’ll TELL you what’s wrong!
• Yesterday in History: Joe’s 409th
• NCAA to lean heavier on rule breakers
• Thoughts on the OSU game
• Camping with Hurricane Sandy
• B1G Best?
• Will Penn State be ranked?
• Hushhhh, You Spymakers!
• “These teams just don’t like each other!”
• 6-4 Shaddup, Already!
• Sudden Impact: Bike Week and NASCAR
• Why He Resigned the Paterno Chair
• Do I Feel Guilty? Gimme a Break!
• Sandusky Gets 30-60, Makes Fashion Statement
• Steppin’ in It
• Pull My Finger
• Football Culture at Ohio State
• Big Red Sues PSU
• How about that?
• It gets harder…
• For You Math Majors
• Sudden Impact: The Fakowies
• Happy… um… wait… what I mean is…
• The Wild & Scenic Wekiva
• Career Day for McGloin
• Say it ain’t so, Joe!
• Laser Focus: The Chilllllllllldren
• Fun with DirecTV
• The Imaginary Flu
• I Was Wrong!
• Anchors Aweigh!
• PS4RS Freeh Report Critique
• Inscrutable!
• More on the UNC fiasco
• ESPN Still Beating on PSU
• Sudden Impact: Lay Off Sam Ficken, Already!
• The High School Yearbook Photos
• Double Trouble
• Pacino Will Play JoePa in BioPic: Who will play Sandusky?
• Don’t be cavalier about the Cavaliers! (Hoo?)
• Laser Focus: Catching Up!
• In Spite of the BoT
• Rufus Ruins O’Brien Debut
• An Opening Day Catfight!
• AIA Released
• The $10,000 Challenge
• Oops: Trophy Giveback Update
• PSU Wins $10K in ESPN College Colors Competition
• NCAA Expects PSU to Return Bowl Trophies
• They Think They’re Funny
• Laser Focus: Whassup, ex-Lions?
• Depth Chart Released for OU Game
• He just wanted the truth to come out
• Myers’ Impassioned Speech to BoT
• Lou Prato decries Freeh report
• Clear as Mud
• Ironic Animation of PSU Cover-Up
• A laser focus on the future
• Where’s This Going?
• Spanier’s Side
• Call Me Maybe — Steelers Training Camp
• Sudden Impact: Rumours
• Pros cover up stuff, too: Hali arrest
• “Paterno” review by the New York Times
• Tamba Hali Suspended by Chiefs
• Mark Emmert, Hypocrite
• Sudden Impact — The Beat Goes On
• Bully!
• Lubrano Interview by Kevin Slaten
• Watch the uniform name tags being made!
• Truth or Resignations – Episode 1
• This Ought to Be Good!
• Is it a figment of my imagination?
• Why Isn’t that Turkey Writing about BoT Meeting?
• No Vote Tonight —Lubrano
• Sudden Impact — Pivotal Board Meeting
• So, what’s up with Sunday BOT meeting?
• Honey Badger Not Tiger
• No New Uniforms at Media Day
• Farewell, Pam and Craig
• Appeal Away!
• Penn State Uniforms to Get Player Names
• We Were????
• O’Brien Post-Practice #1 Media Meet
• Four PSU Trustees Appeal Sanctions
• Oy, Vey!
• Changing the football culture
• CBS Sports says Hitt, O’Leary must go; Paterno family called irrational
• Brown to OU
• Paterno family to appeal NCAA decree
• Eat Mor Chikin
• Anthony Adams, NFL Free Agent
• Sudden Impact: Silas-ly, ah feel yore payn!
• Badger Believes Paterno Smeared
• Redd Sails into the Sunset (Updated)
• Schadenfreude
• Covering Up the Cover-Up
• Joyner on STEP Program
• One Point of View
• Bolden Saga Ends with First Defection
• New Uniform in Penn State Future?
• It Continues
• O’Brien Speaks to Fans
• Today’s BOT Meeting
• Did Erickson Need Approval of the BOT?
• Redd, Two Others Not Attending B1G Media Days
• Freeh Report Update
• Message to PS4RS about Kevin Slaten Radio Show (UPDATED)
• The Nittany Lions Speak Out
• McGloin Asks Fans to Believe
• It’s Starting
• Blue punchbuggy…
• Sudden Impact: Crime and Punishment (Updated)
• A little relief from the PSU sobriety
• A Fate Worse Than Death?
• NCAA to Act Today
• Going… Going…
• Statue will/will not be torn down this weekend
• Sudden Impact: Channeling Rahm
• The Penn State Way?
• Joe’s Statue Must Remain, But…
• Sudden Impact: Talking Heads Edition
• Get Over It
• Report Details PSU Cover-Up and Neglect
• Freeh Report and Statement Here
• Ready, Folks? (Updated)
• Freeh Report Imminent
• A Few Quickie Hittites
• Sudden Impact: Neither Sudden Nor Impactful — Discuss!
• Chronicle: New Paterno E-Mail Shows Influence
• Badgernuity: A Model for the Rest
• Sudden Impact: Hot Dogs and Hot Seats
• Leaks Bother Corbett
• Chronicle: Officials Met with Counsel in 2001
• Paterno Family Miffed about Emails
• Capital Punishment for PSU Football?
• Emails Reveal Spanier Complicity
• Sudden Impact Returns
• Sandusky Defense Counsel Interview
• What’s in a Name?
• Get Ready for the Onslaught
• Franco Harris’ Issues Words of Encouragement
• Scapegoating to the Max
• GUILTY!
• Waiting
• Fantasyland comes to Bellefonte
• Teaching them how to soap up
• Reagan was a Keynesian; Krugman is a socialist
• O’Brien Releases Depth Chart
• Judge: Sandusky Trial Starts June 5
• McGloin to Start
• Repudiate Trump? Why?
• The New York Times? Really?
• McQueary Throws the Monkey Wrench
• McQueary Suing Alma Mater
• Sudden Impact Election Special
• BoT Election Results Coming
• Four Lions Drafted by NFL
• Really?
• Sudden Impact, Post BW Style
• Blue wins, QBs lose
• It’s All Yours, Drozz
• Patriot-News Gets Pulitzer for Sanduskygate
• Sudden Impact Mirrors Life
• Past Due, Please Remit
• ESPN Article on Paterno Firing
• Paterno Statement from Cancelled Final Presser
• Sermon delivered by Rabbi School Lewis of Atlanta
• Fuhgeddaboutit!
• Spliffs, Mon!
• The Turkey Returns
• Correction to Tribute to Joe Post
• Tribute to Joe: Phil Knight Speaks His Mind
• Posnanski: Joe Didn’t Die of Broken Heart
• Paterno Haters Show Their Ugly Faces
• Tributes to Joe – Sudden Impact
• Joseph V. Paterno, 1926 – 2012
• Garban and Surma Step Down
• Rapid Shots
• Stop SOPA
• Sandusky Ohio
• Joe Tells His Side
• Paterno Admitted to Hospital
• It’s Quick Hit Time!
• Coaching Staff Fills Out
• Adam Taliaferro Wishes Nomination for BOT
• It’s Official!
• Finally, a Head Coach!
• More Interviews and Bobby F
• Schiano In Coach Search (for now)
• Boring, Predictable Offense
• Big 10 Bowl Malperformance
• Predictable Disaster
• O’Brien Rumor?
• Chew on This!
• Quick Smacks for a Pre-Bowl Friday
• A Little New Year’s Silliness
• CEO, PSU Football, Inc.
• ‘Twas the Night before PSU Christmas
• Wrapping Up a Leaderless Week
• Quick Hits for Another Leaderless Monday
• Leaderlessness
• Turkey is Sadly Unproductive
• Some “WTF?” Answers
• 100% Pure Cotton — n’wait!
• It’s Offical, Now, Finally — Meyer to Coach Buckeyes
• Lions finish regular season like pussycats
• Ballin’ in Wisconsin
• Stay away from our bowl, PSU!
• He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, He Loves Me, … ad nauseam
• Paterno and Justice
• Where there’s smoke, there’s fire!
• Glad To Be Wrong!
• Paterno Has Treatable Lung Cancer
• NCAA to Investigate PSU
• The Cereal Bowl at the Horseshoe
• What’s Up with McQueary Now?
• Sandusky Case Podcast
• The Cereal Bowl
• McQueary Says He Stopped It
• Why the Costas Interview?
• de-Paternoization Likely Will Continue
• Howard Stern / Al Michaels Dump
• SNL Lampoons Penn State
• Paterno’s Name Erased from Trophy
• A Class Showing
• Welcome, Nebraska
• Fight on State!
• Goodbye, Joe
• Spanier and Paterno Ousted by BOT
• Post-Final Thoughts on McQueary
• Why was Joe the first to go?
• Final Thoughts on McQueary
• Paterno’s Tuesday Press Conference
• Curley, Schultz Arraigned
• Thoughts on Paterno, Spanier
• Speaking His Mind (And Ours?)
• Hard Times at Old Main
• Paterno Makes Statement about Sanduskygate (Updated)
• Weighing in on the Sandusky Affair
• TURKEY FLASH: Sandusky Arrested, Curley Charged with Perjury!
• Thriller
• Three Good Minutes
• Game Day Forecast Updated
• Big Chief Flash-in-the-Pan
• Catfight 2011
• No Respect?
• Pur Doo-doo
• Unlabel Me
• Semi-Strong Showing Beats Nemesis
• I Want to See Something
• Health Provider Arrogance
• Meet John Cappelletti, Derrick Williams
• PSU Quarterback Competion Resolved?
• Mistakes’ll Kill Ya
• PSU vs. Indiana
• Pyrrhic Victory
• Combo Special
• Lions vs. Owls
• Joe Spouts a Few Non-Sequiturs (Updated)
• Alabama Lowlights
• Tide Competent; Lions Not
• Time and Tide
• Stephfon Charged; Doghouse Hypocrisy?
• PSU at #23 on AP Poll
• Tressell Suspends Self for Six Weeks
• Chaz Earns B1G Special Teams POTW
• Redd Energizes 41-7 Win over Sycamores
• Dolphins Cut LJ: PSU Players in the NFL
• Season Prediction, Ahem!
• Team Captains, Finally!
• Tressell Finds a Job
• Bolden to Start (I Think)
• Joe Makes Big Decision
• Get Off the Pot, Joe!
• Stephfon Back on Team?
• Kerry Collins Unretires
• Larry Johnson Gets a Chance
• AP Pre-Season Top 25
• Pryor Eligible for NFL Supplemental
• Stephfon Possibly Out; Fera Suspended
• Maybin Ousted at Buffalo
• Logitech Revue Epilog
• PSU Players Worry
• Casey Must Return to Orlando
• Old Joe Returns to Practice
• Paterno Hurt in Practice
• Whither Google TV and the Logitech Revue?
• Give a Little
• Tamba Hali Signs Rich New Contract
• Casey Not Coming Thursday
• Come Back, Little Casey!
• New Look
• Shaking Things Up at UNC
• Butchered
• Free Agent Signings
• Casey, A Free Woman
• Rodriguez Removed by Self
• Casey — Whither from here?
• How Much Am I Bid?
• Marcia Clark: Worse than O.J.
• Matt Lauer Interviews Jeff Ashton (Video)
• Kerry Collins Announces Retirement
• Casey Will Walk July 17 (updated)
• The Best Defense is a Good Offense
• Justice Served?
• Not Guilty!
• Verdict Nigh!
• Deliberation Clock Started
• Signed, Sealed, and Delivered
• Closing Arguments
• Bird Flipper Still Behind Bars (video)
• Case Closed
• Imaginary Problems?
• The Defense Rests
• Will She or Won’t She?
• Legal Issue
• Tears and More Tears
• You’re Under Oath, Cindy!
• Casey Odds and Ends
• Children, Behave!
• Adventures in Cross-Examination
• State of Florida v. Anthony OCD
• The Prosecution Rests
• Hooked
• Friend List Maintenance
• My Civic Duty
• Ben’s Been Lazy
• Fun With Ohio State Coaches
• Pills, Pills, Pills!
• Overtraining Has Its Price
• UConn Hires Pasqualoni
• Outback Bowl Was Top Non-BCS Bowl
• Much Ado about Nothing (Again)
• Bolden: To Whine or To Work?
• Does He or Doesn’t He?
• RichRod Gets the Axe
• Gators Feast on Bumbling Lions
• Bolden Transferring
• Grilled Gator
• Fuel to the transfer fire
• Big Ten May Reconsider Names
• Pitt Interviewed Five (Scrap Not One)
• Big Ten Big Deal
• Deon Butler Breaks Leg
• Another One Bites the Dust
• Urban Calls It Quits
• And oh, yes, did I mention…
• Wannstedt Fired by Pitt
• Brackett Selected as MVP
• Kapinos Signed by Steelers
• Paterno Truly Welcome Back in 2011?
• Wisniewski an All-American
• That Leadership Thing
• Michigan State 28, PSU 22
• Regular Season Bragging Rights
• Turkey Made It
• Moo U. vs. PSU: Part Deux
• Moo U vs. PSU: a waning rivalry
• PSU 41, Indiana 24
• PSU vs. Indiana at FedEx Field
• U.S. Congress Honors Joe (Updated)
• Fera Has Appendectomy
• Stanley Screws Up Again
• Redd in Minor Incident
• OSU 38, PSU 14
• McGloin on Broadway
• The Answer?
• Two in a Row at the Beave?
• Can we keep this thing going?
• Meet Franco and Jordan Norwood
• As Big As They Get (This Year)
• How’s That Flag Wavin’?
• Still Life with Pretzel (Updated)
• Diggin’ on da Gophers
• The Winter of Their Discontent?
• Tweedle Dum, Tweedle Dee
• Thank God for Gophers
• Whither Goeth Thine Lions?
• Alumni Trick or Treat?
• Deep Trouble for Stanley, Thomas
• LaVar Says Joe Should Stay
• Floundering Around in Mediocrity
• Regression to the Mean
• There Ain’t No “I” in Hawkeye
• Never Mind!
• Beaver Stadium 50th Anniversary Retrospective
• Getting a Little Religion from Temple
• The Anachronistic NFL Blackout Rule
• Illini Make-um Powerful Bad Moonbat Mojo
• Temple Cometh
• LJ Released by ‘Skins
• Lessons from the Kremlin
• Polamalu’s Rocket Sack
• Lions shut out Kent, drop in rankings
• Flash! Oops, is that a lightning bolt?
• Alabama Post Mortem
• Day Eleven: Coming Home
• Game Day
• ESPN Promo Video for PSU vs. Alabama
• 34 Hours to Kickoff
• Day of Reckoning
• ESPN College Gameday White Out
• NFL: Who made it and who didn’t?
• Quarterback Controversy Redux
• Big 10/12 Divisions for 2011
• Report: Bolden Starting QB
• Another Blotto Nittany Lion Benched
• Day Ten: Ten Cent Tour of D.C.
• The Rough Road Ahead
• Scam Alert from da Turkey!
• Day Nine: Hot Dog! Let’s go shopping!
• Day Eight: Falling Water, Rising Spirits
• Paterno’s Last Year?
• Day Seven: Are there birds on Hawk Mountain?
• Day Six: Hexology, Amish Country, and Intercourse
• Day Five: moseying round da Skook
• Day Four: buy stuff, eat stuff, and drive — then eat
• Day Three: the boomerang effect
• Drake breaks leg in practice
• Day Two: mountains, rain, rednecks, and yinzers
• Day One: from flatlands to the mountains
• How I Spent My Summer Vacation
• Paterno nominated for Presidential Medal of Freedom
• Turkey Trotting
• Optical Optimism: Buying on the Cheap
• Penny Hardaway? Yeah, me too.
• Defriending that you’re still around
• CyberScrabble Strategems
• DWI: Driving While Imbecilic
• Irrigation Pipe Issue Resolved
• One of those days!
• Redhead Gets Hers
• Renaissance Mutt
• Weathering the Summer in Central Florida
• Laziness
• Chase Ink = Chase STink!
• Price leaves program
• Sending Ben a Message?
• Anyone Got a Good Leg?
• Vote for Nittany Lions as NFL’s All-Time Best Draft Picks
• Steelers Express Interest in Morelli
• Mild TBI and Sports Related Injuries
• Shuler Rocks Pro Day
• Pro Day at PSU
• LJ Lands in Landover
• Trainin’ at Saint V’s
• Bowling, by George!
• Blue White Game TV Coverage
• Game Brain
• PSU Pro Prospects
• What if basketball were played like hockey?
• The Joseph V. Paterno Award
• PSU Punter Predicament
• M*****i still angling for a job in the NFL
• Whither Pat Devlin
• PSU Squeaks Out Win in Mud Bowl
• Eleventh Hour Thoughts
• Lions Land in Citrus Bowl, As Expected
• Ducks Prevail, Bring Back Bowl Memories
• Goodbye, Bobby!
• Blablabla Bowl Blablabla
• Goodbye, Charlie!
• STEPgate, Revisited
• No Longer Just a Leaked Rumor
• Way to end the season!
• It won’t be significant longer than yesterday!
• The Battle for THIS!!!
• More on the Season Ticket Morass
• WTF #2 — You Can’t Be Serious!
• OMG — WTF??
• LJ Lands in Cincinnati
• Don’t Bail on Us!
• The Cost of Winning
• LJ Released!
• The Cream Rises to the Top
• The Much Anticipated
• A New D.A. for Centre County
• Chiefs Fans Petition to Keep LJ Benched
• Sports Illustrated Heisman Trophy Tour
• Iowa Controls Its Own Destiny
• Lions Man Up after Three Sissified Quarters
• Trap Games Are for Sissies
• Procrastinatoria
• LJ Suspended by Chiefs
• Larry Johnson Told to Stay Away
• The Victors
• PSU-Michigan Game Day Notes
• A Long, Long Time
• SI Article about JoePa
• A Time-Trip with the Lions
• Reed Puts the Special in Special Teams
• Happy Homecoming
• Austin Scott Suing PSU
• Snow Causes Parking Changes for Minny Game
• Gauging the Golden Gophers
• PSU vs. Michigan Time Announced
• Finally Got One Right
• Cat Fight in Happy Valley
• Illiniwekless Illini Unable to Tomahawk Nittany Lions
• Healthy Arrogance?
• Whither Chief Illiniwek?
• Feelgood Story about PSU Fans
• Aha! So that’s it.
• Some Random Thoughts about Iowa
• Site Redesign
• You Gotta Have Heart
• Corn, Hogs, and Eye of Hawk
• Pat Devlin Watch
• Illinois Game Time Set
• Sean Lee’s Leg Injury May Keep Him Out for Iowa
• May the Schwartz Be with Them
• Paterno Impressions
• ESPN College Gameday at PSU
• Former PSU Players in the NFL
• Whooooooooooooooo?
• O-Line Shaky, Paterno Not Happy
• Orangemen Dispatched, Turkey Not Convinced
• The Orangeman Cometh
• Zippy or Zipless
• Brandon Ware Out for a Month
• Depth Chart Released with Few Surprises
• Larry Johnson, Sr., Father Figure to All
• Rodriguez Broke NCAA Rules, Players Say
• Alamo Bowl Dumping Big Ten
• Morelli to Coach Close to Home
• Real Change You Can Believe In
• The Season Approacheth, Part Two
• The Season Approacheth, Part One
• Red to Wed
• Penn State Pride
• See You in August
• Watson Tied for Lead at British Open
• Tom Watson Shoots Opening Round 65
• Fathead to Produce Beaver Stadium Wall Hangies
• Lift for Life
• Hatch Says BCS Violates Antitrust Laws
• Senate Reviews BCS — All about money?
• D’Ya Think They Have Anything Better to Do?
• Pens Win Stanley Cup!
• Game Seven: Go Pens!
• JayPa for Congress?
• 50-Yard Lion Ousted by PennLive
• Clark and Lee elected co-captains for 2009
• Who wins? Who cares? What’s hollow?
• Anticlimactic Final?
• Danny Go Get Your Keys (Get It?)
• Two More Weeks!
• Home Stretch for the Idols
• Paterno Wants Another Big Ten Team
• Roll Over, Frankie!
• St. John the Raider
• Pete Massaro Will Sit Out 2009
• Bowman Humor
• Annual NFL Draft Wrap-Up
• Minus Two!
• Adam Will Be Disco Queen This Week
• Adam and the Pretenders
• It Ain’t Over ’til It’s Over
• Simon Stands Up for Adam
• Keep Megan!
• It’s a Nine-Horse Race
• Larry Pleads Guilty
• Farewell, Little “Dirty” Alexis
• Who Bites the Dust?
• 11 and Counting
• Opening Night Jitters?
• Season Eight Idol Finalist Overview
• Which Stage Have We Reached?
• Adventures in Bereavement: Part one in a series
• Rose Bowl Post Mortem
• Paterno to Coach Rose Bowl from Booth
• In the mood
• A rose is a rose is a rose…
• Paterno Gets New Contract, Newsome Signed
• Trouble in Brooklyn, A One-Act Play
• This Is How Congress Should Handle GM
• Devlin to Transfer
• Hail to the (Arrested) Lion
• Sunday Morning Musings
• JoePa Released
• Paterno Gets Hip
• Roses and Lollipops
• Land Grant Trophy Rumblings
• The Land Grant Trophy…and Much More
• Lions Sleep through First Half, Still Win
• Back Home in Native-Americanana
• By the Bootstraps
• Your Mileage May Suck
• For All Sad Words
• Avoiding the Iowa Trap
• Let’s See What Happens
• MNC for Paterno Helps Bowden?
• Don’t Vote for the Con Man
• Notice Anything?
• I Hear Things Down Here
• Larry Johnson, Jr. — Poor Little Rich Kid
• Joe Paterno — “I was made for you”
• Some OSU-PSU Eye Candy
• The Road Less Traveled
• NY Times Article about Clark
• Showdown in Columbus
• Favored in Columbus
• Kung Pao Tabby?
• Monkey Off Their Back
• Joe Owes It All to the Man Upstairs
• Abbreviated Michigan Preview of Sorts
• Tony Hunt Cut by Eagles
• Once, twice, three times a lady…
• Maize and Sacre Bleu!
• Turkey for President
• Nothing to Bitch About!
• Badger Badger Badger
• Lackluster day for offense; great day for defense!
• One at a time!
• Is the Steelers’ season over?
• The Way We Were, 1964
• Boss to Grace Halftime at Super Bowl XLIII
• Williams Comes Alive in Lions Win
• Just So’s Ya Know
• Internetless Ramblings
• Millen Finally a Goner!
• Evans and Koroma Practiced
• Yeah, but what does it prove?
• Been Missin’ the Paterno Trot?
• They’re Lean, They’re Mean, They’re Golden
• Ganja Three (Minus One) Charged
• Just So’s Ya Know…
• A Road Trip to Syracuse
• Kerry Is Not Done Yet
• Get Out, Ed!
• Putting Lipstick on Pigs
• The Gift That Keeps On Giving?
• How Did I Miss That?
• Logjam in Beaverville
• Heidi Revisited?
• Ganja Three: Evidence Seized
• The Barracuda is a Tough Act to Follow
• Ganja Three Suspended; Harriott Gone
• Water over the dam…
• Paterno: Wait and See
• Welcome, Governor Palin
• Nittany Apartment Incident Update
• Another Off-Field Incident?
• Hunt Cracks Eagles Starting Lineup
• Night 0.5, RNC
• Morelli Cut by Cardinals
• Goin’ Postal on Coastal
• New Politics for a New Time?
• Sean Hannity: You Get On My Nerves!
• See How They Run
• Welcome Chandeliers!
• Love Fest: Day 2
• Dem Follies: Night 1, plus McCain Veepstakes
• Post-Fay Musings
• Go Away, Gay Fay!
• Battle of the Third-Stringers
• Ernest Borgnine and the Secret of Long Life
• Let’s Get Ready to Spread HeiDi!
• A Close Brush With Dr. Drool
• D-Line Takes Disciplinary Hit
• Which Had More Teeth?
• What Happened to the Girl?
• PSU is #3!
• Call Center Lunacy
• Stay Retired, Already, Brett!
• Absence Seizure
• Tim Russert dies of heart attack
• The woods are a-callin’
• Bowman and Taylor get probation for HUB ass-kicking
• David Cook…by a Knockout!
• Idol’s Last Stand
• It Ain’t Over ’til It’s Over
• The Voice vs. The Edge
• Joe Paterno Home after Brief Hospital Visit
• What’s in a headline?
• Don’t Read This, Redhead — Spoilers Below
• Certifiably Insane
• That said…
• Justice is Served
• Parting the Red Sea
• Correction: JaSoN is GoNe!!
• Syesha’s Departure a Slam-Dunk
• Nut Case Alert!
• Austin Scott a Brown; Morelli Meanders
• Bawling, Beleaguered Brookie Booted
• Simon, in Rare Form, Boots Syesha
• Diamonds in the Rough
• Wonders Never Cease
• Thoughts on the 2008 NFL Draft
• King Chosen by Rams
• Connor #74 Overall
• No Picks as of Round Two
• NFL Draft Alert
• 2008 Tri-Captains Elected
• Travesty
• Ladies’ Night
• Music of the Night
• Voters of Pennsylvania, Hear Me Out
• Austin Scott Cleared
• Byebye, Kristy
• Brooke Needs Shields
• What Were They Thinking?
• Faux Pas of the Week
• Lee Tears ACL, Out for Season
• PSU: Theatre of the Absurd
• So, Yo!
• Elite Eight
• Chris Bell Off Team for Good!
• Carly Should Teach Her Arm Tatt to Sing
• Dollywood
• Morelli Heads for England
• Spring Practice Roster Reveals Quasi-Surprises
• Kristy Raises Flag, Saves Butt…
• Idol Open Thread for 3/25
• Paterno Addresses the Goons
• And now, back to JoePa speculation…
• Sales Arrested in Pittsburgh
• Da Kid is Back
• Morelli “Not Crisp” in Pro Day Workout
• So Long, Stripper!
• It’s the Cs
• Hey Redhead! It’s that time again!
• Shipley Goes Off on Off-Field Shenanigans
• Some Semi-Relevant Quickies
• Cowher Visits Curley
• Myron Cope Dead at 79
• King Fulfills Expectations
• King for a Day?
• Morelli Leaps at Chance to Perform for NFL
• NFL Combine a Place for Morelli to Shine
• Scirrotto Cops Plea, Gets Probation
• Anybody Want Some Change?
• NFL Draft Machinations
• Timmons, Two Others, Kicked Off Team
• JayPa and the Forthcoming Spread HD — A Satirical Pictorial Story
• Tim Curley: PSU’s Professor Irwin Corey
• Some Quickies, Just Because
• Join SPEL
• Playing with Matches
• King to Go Pro. Happy or Sad?
• College Football Withdrawal
• Lust Remembered
• Official Aggie Joke Open Thread
• Dissin’ Paterno in Alamoville
• The One You’ve Been Waiting For!
• It’s Coming!!!
• Up to 25 FSU Players Might Be Suspended
• Rodriguez is Michigan’s New Head Coach
• I Didn’t Get Your Kwanzaa Card Yet!
• Something to Cheer About
• The Turkey Trots to a New Home
• Schiano Turns Down Michigan
• AARP Sucks
• Alamo Bowl Match-up Set
• Joe Wants to Coach Another 3,4,5 Years…
• It’s the Alamo Bowl
• Braceless Turkey Neck
• Bradley Rumor
• Eating Crow and Other Birds
• Happy Thanksgiving
• Paterno’s Salary Must Be Revealed
• Mediocrity Reasserted
• Moo U. Game Decides Bowl, Season Destination
• The Last Chapter
• Parity?
• Going to Temple
• Mediocrity Bowl
• Another Catchphrase to Pick On
• Three Weeks to Make or Break the Season
• Where’s the Fire?
• Now We Know
• Beaver Stadium, Wayyyy Back
• How’s the Weather?
• “Joe Must Go” Counterpoint
• The Hype Ends Here
• So What’s This about Justin King’s Secret Injury?
• PSU Going to the Rose Bowl?
• ESPN Gameday Coming to Happy Valley
• Tough Win on the Road
• Beaver Stadium, 1964
• Footballistic Confessions of a Geezer
• Maintain the Mo
• Scott Pleads Not Guilty
• Terse Tuesday
• Magniloquent Monday
• Comfortable at Home
• Scott Charged with Rape
• You Have Got to be Kidding Me!
• Wisconsin Ramblings
• Paterno Pissed Off
• Pair of PSU Players Party Precociously
• Larry Johnson — Such a Deal
• Turn About
• Trouble in Happy Valley
• Drawing a Blank
• Sayin’ What’s on Mah Mind
• Chisley Gets Life
• I didn’t need the money, ’cause I deal dope.
• Official Post-Neck Brace Photo
• Lions on the Road at Illinois
• This is Senior Leadership
• I Guess Joe Didn’t Get the Letter
• Let ‘Er Rip, Joe (a plea from desperate fans)
• Maize (What YOU Call Corn)
• Pain in the Neck Redux
• Domino’s Oreo Dessert Pizza — An Al Qaeda Plot?
• I know it’s early but…
• Turkey Lurkey
• Mesh and Click (Yeah, Dat’s It!)
• OK, Bring on the Bulls (Yawn)
• Jimmy Clausen for President!
• Irish Lack Fight
• Um…
• How Cool Would It Be
• Classic Paterno
• We Don’t Know What’s What Yet
• Five on the Black-Hand Side
• Nittany Lions in the NFL
• Cut-Down Saturday Farewells
• Lions Lick Panthers
• OK, So What Now?
• ¡Bienvenidos, Florida Internacional Fútbaleros!
• Check These Out
• Odds and Ends (Mostly Odds)
• The Turkey’s Infallible Season Forecast
• Larry the Holdout
• So, It’s All About TV Revenue in the Big Ten
• The Turkey Returns
• The Turkey Takes a Break
• And He Abdicated the Throne?
• Kellogg Bows to Pressure from Weirdos
• Arrington Hurt in Cycle Crash
• Young Entrepreneurs
• Bada Blah
• Tough Luck!
• Bada Bing!
• PSU Backup FB Arrested for DUI
• Hoeppner Questionable
• My Cross to Bear
• And…by…the…way…
• Janitorial Duty
• Pain in the Neck
• It’s Almost Over—About Time!
• Three Visually Challenged Mice
• Baker’s Attorney Vows to Find “The Real Killer”
• Ruckus Reprise—Who Goes to Trial
• Lakisha Must Go
• The Final Four
• Is Paris Burning?
• Charges Against King Dropped
• Ruckus at the Meridian — The Aftermath
• Levi Goes at #5
• Shock “Value”?
• The Unthinkable Has Happened—Byebye Sanjaya!!
• Handicapping the Idols
• Andrew Dice Clay for Minister of Culture?
• ¡Ay, Caramba!
• Off-Campus Fracas Gets Nasty
• Logan-El Bails
• Rosie’s Not An Idiot
• Handicapping the Candidates
• “What can I say?”
• Time Warp
• Idolatry and the Cluelessness of the American Public
• The Oscars—My Review
• Yawns at the Grammys
• Anna Nicole…
• Five Docs in Three Years?
• The Turkey Returns
• First Half Observations
• The Outback Brawl is Set
• Is This What Hell is Like?
• Spartans Can’t Make Hay of Four Take-Aways
• In Memoriam
• Mooooooooooooooooooooooo U.
• Paterno Gets Game Ball As PSU Steamrolls Temple
• Just How Bad Is Temple?
• If the team is as apathetic as the fans…
• And the good news is that Mac geek is gone!
• Another Tragedy for Miami
• Joe’s X-Rays Reveal Fractures and Tears
• James Apologizes for “Inadvertent” Remark
• Missed Opportunities (As Usual) and Craig James Sucks
• Or I’ll Dress You in Mourning
• On Wisconsin…On On!
• Levi Brown Had Surgery, Reports Altoona Mirror
• Wake Me Up When It’s Over
• Joe to Go after Next Season?
• Assessing the Boilermakers…and Our Chances
• LaVar Injured in Cowboys-Giants Game
• PSU Phasing Out ‘Zombie Nation’
• Courtney Brown Out for Season and Maybe More
• Post Big Game Letdown Apparent as PSU Lucks Out With Win
• Mountain Lions Paw Prints Have Four Toes
• We Are…Penn State! Thank you!
• Morelli and Clark Cleared to Play
• It’s Hard to Start Drinking At Noon: Illinois Notes
• Hail to the Victors
• Big Ten Apologizes to Minnesota????
• Michigan Musings
• Lions Retain Governors’ Victory Cup with Narrow Escape
• It’s On with the Gophers
• Latest “Thing” on TV
• Flag Planting Stupid and Disrespectful
• Lions Bounce Back, Skin ‘Cats 33-7
• Fourth Quarter Torpedoes Sink Lions
• Rank Ranking — Can We Beat #1?
• Lions Play Sloppy, Still Win 37-3
• The Turkey Finds a Real Doc
• Penguins March into Happy Valley
• I Was Right the First Time
• A Lapse
• M-Rob as Fantasy Pickup
• Slugfest in South Bend
• Nittany Lions Playing on Sundays
• PSU 34, Akron 16
• Akron on the Radar Screen
• Ernesto Might Make Akron Game More Interesting
• A Job for Kerry
• It’s That Time
• Just Foolin’ Around
• Overrated? Hah!
• More on the Paterno Sculpture
• BCS Shenanigans
• Another Rank Ranking
• Turkey’s 2006 Season Preview and Prediction
• Primary Care—Not!
• Paterno Sculpture Quiz Reprise
• PSU NFL Rookies Debut
• A Rotten Buckeye
• Who’s the Most Sought After Fantasy Player?
• Another Penn State Football Quiz
• The Sad Case of Lavon Chisley
• An Early Dose of Joe
• No Respect
• Paterno Still Kicking
• Paterno Sculpture Musings
• Project Planet?
• A Break from the Heat
• Stop Condemning Israel!
• Almost Famous
• Hali: How Do I Look to You, Fans?
• Roethlisberger’s Fandom…
• Box Office Rip-Off
• AP Report: Big Ben to Be Cited
• The Primary Care Crisis
• Postcards from the Edge
• Silly Little Fairy!
• Ben Breaks His Face—Lesson Learned?
• And So, It Begins
• Whither Marcus?
• I’m Going to Get a Postcard!
• Exsanguination Redux
• Robinson Impresses in 49er Camp
• Back to Real Business
• Twenty Days and Counting…
• Much Ado about Absolutely Nothing
• The Hose
• Not a Problem
• PSU-Michigan Will Air in Priiiiiiiime-Time
• The Turkey Finds a Doc, But…
• Mythical America: Dobson, Jesus and the Thorn in Our Side
• Take My Phone Bill—Please!
• Get Legal or Get Out!
• Don’t Give Me $100—Pass a Decent Energy Bill
• Consumer Driven Health Care
• Six Lions Drafted—Hali, in First Round
• NFL Draft Thoughts
• End of Story
• Morelli Makes Big Splash in Rain Soaked Beaver Stadium
• And What About Dentists?
• Dealing with Doctors: The Third Circle of Hell
• Anger Management
• In Search of a Doc
• Robinson Looks Toward NFL Draft
• The Sopranos on Health Care
• Fool of the Year
• Reaction Formation: Is Anybody Listening?
• Totally Michelle
• Charlie Sheen: Please Go Away
• Tom Cruise: Please Go Away
• The Pope and the Bear Hunters
• Let the Rants Begin!
• The Redhead Debuts
• Courtney Loves Denver
• LaVar Takes a Leap
• Coaching Little League Baseball
• Turkey Humor: The Pre-Booty Call Agreement
• LJ Disses “Old Coaches” Vermeil and Paterno
• Biased Officiating
• Enough Paternalism, Already, Doc!
• Super Bowl XL Entertainment Falls Short
• My Take on the Senior Bowl
• A Man’s Right to Choose
• A Tainted ‘Wink’
• Posluszny Will Be Back
• “Resign Now, Joe!” demands N.O.W. P.I.T.A.
• Vick Arrested on Firearm Charge
• Vick Will Go Pro (or try to, at least)
• Should Joe Retire Now?
• Marcus Vick Gets the Axe
• Posluszny’s Knee Injury Less Severe Than We Thought
• Thoughts on the Final Rankings
• Whatta Orange Bowl!
• Let’s Get It On!
• Enough Gatorade Showers, Already!
• Joe Doesn’t Like JoePa
• Foot in Mouth Disease
• Ten Bowl Observations
• Happy New Year!
• Joe Said ‘No’ (Updated)
• Paterno Wins Bobby Dodd Award
• Don’t Get Upset!
• Williams Won’t Play in Orange Bowl
• Bye Bye, A.J.
• Happy Birthday, Joe!
• Swan Song?
• Kansas City Star
• R-E-S-P-E-C-T
• Poz 2, Hawk 1
• Joe Goes Off on the Press Again
• Law & Order: Sinking Fast
• The Viagra Bowl (Updated)
• Oh, Boy! NOW, We’re Really Getting Somewhere!
• Merry Holidays
• Sports Illustrated Goes Blue and White
• Go Ahead—Make a Liar Out of Me!
• Lions Get a Gift in East Lansing
• Land Grant Trophy Reprise
• I Guess the World Didn’t End After All!
• Land Grant Trophy
• Nittany Lion Potpourri
• Illini: The Good News and the Bad News
• Hyperbole Rules!
• The End of the World? Definitely.
• Ten Down and One to Go
• A Win is a Win, Right?
• Mouths Wide Shut
• Victoria ad Absurdum
• One Little, Two Little, Three Little Native Americans…
• One Second, One Loss
• Don’t Bullshit a Bullshitter
• Bowl Speculation
• One for the Ages
• Maroney? Baloney!
• Dramatic, Yes. Convincing, No.
• Now, on to the Big Ten
• Willie Rolls While Big Ben Shines
• Larry Johnson Arrested
• Lots of New Ground Broken
• A Win, But I’m Not Impressed
• PSU Players in the NFL
• Rubin Out for Season; Chisley Ineligible
• Another Negative Incident Involving a Starter
• Penn State Football Prediction for 2005
• BMW Caper – Day Two
• Soon
• BMW Caper – Day One
• Mr. Romero Builds His Dream House
• Was $100 Million Worth It?
• Supreme Tomfoolery?
• Dan Rather Clinging to a Lamp Post
• Enough Natalee Hysteria, Already!
• NFL Draft Grumble: Rock Bottom?
• A win, a win! Finally, a win!
• Shakespeare Lionized
• How Low Can You Go?
• Back to Business
• Paterno Press Conference Out-take
• Joe Must Go!
• No Offense, but…
• Scott Free?
• Good, But Not Good Enough
• It Won’t Get Any Easier
• Where from Here?
• No Progress
• Complete Breakdown
• Hurricane Observations (not football)
• Mills a Triple Threat Made Good in Laugher Opener
• Kranchick Survives NFL Cut-Down
• Pollyanna Lives!
• What the heck is a Nittany Turkey?
• The Lion in Late, Late Autumn
• Not bad. Not bad at all.
• Priceless JoePa Quote
• Who’s Where in the NFL This Year?
• Sports Illustrated Pre-Season Rankings
• Hurricane Charley Aftermath
• Big Ten Will Try Replay Review
• Are You Ready for Some Football?