Here, then, are the archives. The Turkey thanks you for looking.
- Merry Christmas to All!
- Who Cares?
- Will They Play?
- Going Forward
- Lovie Dovey All the Time
- Senior Day Glee
- We Must Have a Champion!
- Streaking!
- Big Mo or No Show?
- There will be those…
- 27 Years Ago…
- Here Goes Nothing
- Oh, My!
- Sixteen Candles
- Second Half Team
- Nebraska Nooner
- Simply Atrocious
- Moral TERPitude
- Jahan of Nazareth
- The Biggest Game in Our Time!
- Grief Counseling Available Here
- Sanguinarian Time!
- And now, the schedule…
- PSU 56 Years Ago
- Off the Pot?
- Musings on the Football Season
- Not!
- To Be or Not to Be
- Evanescence
- No Fans in the Stands
- Two Bits
- A Long Overdue Union
- 11-2 Ain’t Too Bad
- Barbecue the Tigers
- Old Dominion’s Loss: Our Gain
- Can We Just Ban the Word ‘Explosive’?
- Does It Matter?
- Gritty, But Not Enough
- Prayers
- Indiana Dispatched, with Effort
- Nooner Nooner Nooner
- What Got Us?
- Nooner in da Gopher Hole
- SDR Postponement (Again)
- Are We Good or Just Lucky?
- Run, Noah, Run (or not)
- I Almost Forgot
- SDR: Mission Accomplished
- SDR: One Can Hope!
- You Don’t Say!
- Blowing Off Steam
- What Do I Know?
- Quiet Desperation
- They Ain’t Ready
- Don’t Kill Momma Bear!
- That Dullard Look
- That’s a Lot of Bull
- I Watched It Sober
- Lame Pre-Idaho Post
- PSU Quarterback Notes
- It’s a Pecuniary World
- Yoo Hoo!
- With a Broken Foot Already, He Played
- Deploy the Litter Box
- Another Breed of Cat
- Period.
- In Like a Lion; Out Like a Pussy(cat)
- I Fell Asleep
- Bye Week
- IITOP Debunked – It DOES Matter!
- Bier, Bratwürste, und Badgers
- Ploo
- Maize — What You Call Corn
- Turning a Lemon into Lemonade
- Iowa: Spare Ribs and Corn
- More Lemons
- Can We At Least Beat Indiana?
- Lemons
- Never a Dull Moment
- AAAAAAAaaaarrrrrrrrrrggghhhh!
- Show Me Some Defense!
- Where’s the Beef?
- What the World Needs Now Is Lovey
- Sloppy Domination
- Does Anyone Really Care?
- Second Half Redemption (of Gift Certificate)
- Heather Likes the Panthers in This One
- Bullet Dodged, and That Ain’t Livermush!
- Down from the Boone Docks
- The Turkey Lives
- Time Warp: 11 Years Later I’m Still Traumatized!
- NFL Scouting Combine Musings
- Mush! You Washington Huskies!
- JoMo Go
- Banging the Season to an End
- Maryland Crap Cakes
- How Embarrassing!
- Praise for James Franklin
- Nebraska: Not the Big Red We Knew
- PSU Overcomes Bungled Quarter, Then Prevails
- Homecoming Hoopla
- Big Al’s Nightmare
- The Role of Spoilers
- The Return of Sphincterball
- They Both Can Hurt You in So Many Ways
- Avenged!
- Michigan Should Have Been the Homecoming Game
- Mid-Season Assessment
- Nooner Boon, Sooners Swoon, and Moo Who?
- Purge the Purple Wildpussies
- Braggin’ Rights
- Indy Pendence
- Told Ya So
- Ode to the Hawkeyes
- Increasingly Irrelevant Cupcakes Dispatched!
- Them Other Panthers
- Irma — the Pitts
- Irma Bearing Down on Central Florida
- Iron City Light
- Nittany Lions Zip Past Zipless Zips, 52-Zip
- Akron Zips-a-Dee Doo Dah
- Walter P. Kubany, Central Florida Penn Stater
- 79 Yards Later – Saquon Barkley
- PSU Not Dissed in AP Pre-Season Poll
- Penn State Football 2017 Prediction
- Joey Julius Gone
- ZZZZZZZZ… Oops! What’s that? Penn State football?
- Not Exactly a Pitchers’ Duel!
- Highly Entertaining, But Deflating Rose Bowl
- Roses and Roses and Roses: Penn State vs. USC
- MERRY CHRISTMAS!
- Happy with the Rose Bowl!
- Wow!
- New Feature for B10 Championship
- Badgers, Badgers, Badgers in Indy, Indy, Indy
- Second Half Team Rides Again!
- Rumor Mill: PSU Working on Franklin Extension
- Moo U. in the Way for Penn State, Maybe, Perhaps
- Bye Week at Rutgers
- Second Half Team?
- Hoosiers at High Noon
- Iowa Hawkeyes? They’re Just Birds.
- Inordinate Respect from Playoff Committee
- Rivalry Games: What’s Up with That?
- Hawkeyes or Birdseyes? Who Knows?
- Second Half Romp for Toilet Bowl Eligibility
- Pass Happy Purdue
- They did it!
- Buckeyes in the Land of the Whiteout
- Just Like Old Times
- Hurricane Matthew Pre-Post
- Ohhhhhh, Jimmmy!
- Maryland undefeated? Here’s why.
- Excitement!
- Run, Gophers, Run. Find your holes.
- Good Teams Make Good Teams Look Bad
- I’m Taking the Michigan and the Over
- Phase Reversal in Victory over Temple
- Owls’ Meat, Birdivorous Lions
- The Only Disappointment Was the Loss
- Shitt on Pitt
- More Flash Than Dash, and That’s No Trash
- Golden Flashes in the Pan
- About the season ahead…
- Greater Orlando Heart Walk 2016
- Say It Ain’t So, Joe!
- Hibernation and Stuff
- Hand to Auburn
- Shoop to Tennessee, and Other Moves
- That’s a Wrap!
- Georgia on My Mind
- It’s Jacksonville!
- Donovan Gets Axe!
- Michigan State: Who Be Dat Moo U?
- Underwhelming, undermotivated, underachieving…
- Don’t Get Wolvereamed
- It gets interesting…
- What Might Have Been
- Penn State: Winding it Up in 2015
- Hack Needs More Time, More Coaching
- Points Not Taken
- Wildcat! Wildcat!
- Who Knew?
- No Champaign
- Maryland Crapcakes
- Is it the good turtle soup…
- What’s Wrong with Penn State Football?
- Outgunned — Big Surprise.
- Bring On Ohio State
- A Most Decisive Upset in 1964
- Edsall’s Demise and James Franklin
- Surprise, surprise, surprise!
- It Suuuuuuuuuuuuucks…
- You Can’t Fire the Team, So…
- Spank the Mule
- Montezuma Avenged
- Montezuma’s Revenge
- Rutgers Falls as Traffic Cones Mock Detractors
- Rutgers’ Flood Suspended Three Games
- A Game of a Different Stripe
- Solution for Offensive Line Issues?
- A Star Is Born
- Buffalo vs. Penn State
- Sorry I Jinxed Penn State
- Bring on Temple!
- Nittany Lions in the NFL
- Minnesota AD Canned for Drunk Sexting
- Tim Beckman (ATB) Gone!
- New Penn State Uniform Looks Kinda Gay
- Donovan Smith Pro Debut a Bit Flawed
- Jesse James on the Comeback Trail LOL
- Pre-Season Picks from Our Panel (Updated)
- Jesse Was Mourning Loss of a Friend
- Jesse James, ya blew it!
- Excellent Hackenberg Article
- Penn State Team Captains for 2015
- Early Signs…
- On the cusp of August, let us pray…
- Heart Walk Time
- Truth, Justice, and the American Way
- Whatever It Takes: Epilog
- The Mike Hall Bowl
- Penn State: 17th Best CFB Coaching Job?
- 2015 Recruiting Class
- Sorry, Bobby – St. Joe Rules
- Roasted Duck: Thoughts on Ohio State Massacre
- Laser Focus: Final Chapter — Karen Peetz Resigns
- Well, ain’t THAT interesting?
- Happy New Year from the Turkey!
- Spare Ribs and Sauerkraut for New Year!
- Traffic Cone Donovan Smith Opts Out
- Coaching Carousel Ends with Harbaugh to UM?
- PSU Pulls Off Pinstripe Bowl Win in OT
- The Interview: A Critical Review
- Coaching Carousel: Narduzzi to Pitt
- Pinstripe Bowl: Boston College vs. Penn State
- The Coaching Merry-Go-Round Keeps On Turnin’
- Sudden Impact: Wisconsin Bail-Out and Barrett Battery
- The Boston College Offensive Line
- Whodat Tyler Murphy?
- PSU vs. BC in the Pinstripe Bowl
- Laser Focus: Erickson Bent Over and Took It
- Buckeyes’ Big Win Clouds College Football Playoff Picture
- We’re All Wisconsin Fans
- Annual Coaching Merry-Go-Round Commences
- Fitting End to a Discomfiting Season
- What Happened to Rivalry Saturday?
- Regular Season Finale: Michigan State
- Beckman Still Sucks (But He Might Have Outcoached Franklin)
- Recap of Predictions for Illinois Game
- No BROADcast
- Administrivia
- Beckman, You Suck!
- Ryan Keiser Out of the Hospital
- Had they played only one half, I woulda been right!
- Laser Focus: The Gathering NCAA Shitstorm
- Hooters
- 2014 Penn State Offense Worse Than 2004?
- Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
- Last Year We Bitched
- Two Hot-button Issues on Wednesday
- History Doesn’t Repeat Itself, But It Often Rhymes
- O Maryland, My Maryland!
- Report: Keiser in Critical Condition (Updated)
- Keiser, Zwinak Out for Year
- Eggs, Tomatoes, and Cheese
- Doooo Youuuu Knowwww What Todayyyy Isssss?
- Who is Scarlet?
- Sudden Impact: A Bye Week Fixes Everything!
- The Maize and Blue Margarita
- Worse after bye week?
- Clash of the Titans! (Snicker)
- Sudden Impact: Bye Week Browsing
- You know that the mighty have fallen when …
- Hoke’s Seat Gets Hotter
- Hoke on the Bubble
- Well that just plain sucked!
- Northwest Passage
- Fiftieth Anniversary: Photos of Beaver Stadium
- For the Sake of Ancient Eyes…
- Almost Famous
- Thanks! I needed that.
- One if by ground; two if by air
- Who Expected THAT?
- Scarlet Billows
- How to Screw Up an Easy Hike
- What, You Mean ESPN Agrees?
- Unzipped!
- Forced Update!
- Postseason Bowl Ban Lifted
- Zip Loc?
- NFL cut-down claims some Lions, but others survive.
- Faith and Begorrah! (Thank God THAT’S Over!)
- WSJ: PSU ‘Most Embarrassing’
- Frogs Croke, Turkeys Gobble
- Panel Picks Reprise (Updated)
- Season Predictions by the Turkey Panel of Experts
- Braxton Miller Out for Season
- Let’s Get This Party Started, Already!
- PSU Selects Woman to Head Athletics
- Mr. Irrelevant
- Paterno to O’Brien to Franklin: Is history on Franklin’s side?
- Patent Office Deems Redskins Offensive
- It’s a jungle out there: auto dealer service departments
- Home Improvement Hell: Gutterballs
- Home Improvement Heck: Day 15
- We’re Listening, NWU Playaz
- Home Improvement Hell: Day Fourteen
- Paterno Statue Proposal Reprise
- Home Improvement Financing Hell
- Home Improvement Hell: Day Five
- Five More Months, Damnit!
- Home Improvement Hell
- Musty Burger Outta Heah!
- Dottie Sandusky Interviewed by Matt Lauer on NBC’s Today
- Severance Packages Ain’t Cheap!
- Aha! I always thought so!
- Gimme da Damn Ball — but don’t make me run
- “Scrap” Hired by WVU
- New Prexy from FSU
- Sudden Impact: Layin’ Low
- LJ In the Wind
- He Ain’t Gonna Sell Out the Akron Game!
- X = Franklin
- Big Deal Press Conference at PSU Saturday
- Da Plane! Da Plane!
- Twittiots Disagree on PSU Head Coach (Big News)
- Two Tin Soldiers
- Penn State Head Coach Recruiting Update
- About the Penn State head coach, we know this for certain.
- Sometimes…
- Midget, Butler to Houston?
- The Idiot Patrol
- LJ, Sr. Throws Hat in Ring
- David Jones to Talk on OTL
- It’s Official (official trash)
- Gimme the damn baaalllllllllllllllll (going, going, gone)!
- And so, the search begins…
- Sudden Impact: What Now?
- Done Deal!
- Still No News on Bill O’Brien
- Layin’ some odds
- Is it true, already? Will O’Brien leave?
- Merry Christmas from Artificially Sweetened and TNT
- Let the bowl season begin!
- All Hail Sparty!
- Jameis Won’t Be Charged
- The Tomlin Shuffle
- AARP STILL Sucks
- I know, right?
- Vanderlinden Out
- Badger Badger Badger?
- So…
- Shucks!
- The Hackenberg Story
- Help Arrives!
- Ballin’
- Husker Down
- Nicely Run
- Just keep matriculatin’ the ball down the field, boys!
- Scholarship Playaz
- Fumblez’ll Killya
- They’re like Harold Stassen: always running.
- Smashing Watermelons
- The Clash of the Titans: Get Beckman!
- Give Me Just a Little More Time
- Potheads Unite!
- 114 Years
- Ima Dot Yo Eye
- Memories of an Astounding PSU Victory
- Helluva Day in College Football!
- Why Michigan Failed to Establish the Run
- Hotty Toddy, Never Miss a Party!
- Prayers to St. Joe Answered
- No, no! Not the jinx!
- Which way will the ball bounce?
- Sandusky Arrested
- Are the eyes of Texas upon O’Brien?
- Sudden Impact: The Aftermath
- Crappy Coaching’ll Kill Ya
- Penn State vs. Nativeamericaniana
- McGloin Moves Up
- Levi
- Yes, you can!
- Any comments?
- NCAA Softens on PSU Scholarship Constraints
- Changes to NCAA Division I Governance Coming
- Passin in da Rain
- Fellow Football Fatsos, Take Heed!
- All that glitters…
- Let’s Clear Up the OOB Clock Issue
- Sunday morning crapper musings: UCF
- U CAN Finish
- Enter the Dragon
- Klutz!
- Astorino Tells All
- Lick the Lithophalli!
- Turkey readers will be happy to know!
- Survivors of the NFL’s Terrible Swift Sword
- J’Ac’CUSE!
- Back in the day…
- Another Travesty at PSU
- Football Humor for a Monday
- They’re still saying “athleticism”
- Now that Hillary is out there making noise…
- ESPN Training Days
- As If…
- WSJ: How Penn State Football Survived
- Vitreous Humor
- Please be patient…
- No Way!
- Will Sandusky Ohio be next?
- Corbett Suit Dismissed
- College Sports Research Institute Special Penn State Issue
- HuffPo Interview with Dan McGinn (video)
- McCombie’s Letter to the BoT
- Paterno, et. al. v. NCAA, et. al.
- Costas didn’t speak, but we listened
- Excerpt from tonight’s Costas Tonight
- If Costas speaks after the hockey game, will anybody listen?
- Paterno Statue Proposal
- Much Ado
- Laser Focus: Ch-ch-changes!
- PS4RS candidates win; Suhey, Deviney out
- They’re a bunch of f***ers!
- Sudden Impact: 515 Pages ZZzzzzz
- McQueary Suit Will Proceed
- We Are!
- O! Holy Night
- Good God, Rod!
- It’s April 1. Do you know where your children are?
- Has Ziegler Gone Too Far?
- Spice’s Retirement Mediafest
- Public sentiment? It still sucks.
- Frazier: Spinning, Spinning, Spinning…
- Jeff Fisher Cut from the Squad
- Mark Battaglia Speaks Out
- Habemus Papam
- Big Worm Keep on Turnin’
- Someday, Justin Timberlake Will Play His Role
- Sudden Impact: Habemus Turcia!
- “Emmert’s Ego Wouldn’t Allow It”
- Open Letter from Trustee Joel Myers
- How Joe Handled Meetings with Delany
- Everybody Should Get One
- NCAA Executive Committee gives Emmert a vote of confidence
- Sudden Impact: Skeleton in Delany’s Closet
- NCAA files Fed suit against PA
- PSU Football Withdrawal Pill in Under 60 Days
- BoB’s a Keeper
- A Sad State of Affairs in College Athletics
- Fire Mark Emmert: the petition
- CBS Sports: Emmert needs to go
- NCAA cans VP who screwed up Miami investigation
- The Surma File
- Trapped in the Pantry
- Freeh Lambasted!
- Reading Eagle Joins Putz Patrol
- ESPN Gives PSU a Break
- Sudden Impact: The Other Side of the Coin
- A Little Humor
- You Must Watch This Interview
- Line up, boys and girls!
- How to Come Up With $60 Mil
- Sue Paterno to Be Interviewed Today by Ms. Perky
- Report vs. Report: Standing at the Urinal
- John Surma to Leave Board of Trustees in June
- Sue Paterno’s Letter to Lettermen
- Legal Pissing Contest
- Catch-up Monday
- The Turkey’s Spare Rib & Sauerkraut Recipe
- Davy Jones Changes Tune
- Combat This!
- Laser Focus: NCAA, Heal Thyself!
- PSU to play home-and-home series with UCF
- It’s a Great Day for the Irish
- Can’t Keep One Roof Over His Head
- Entrenchment
- “A bunch of malarkey!” —Bill O’Brien
- Hysteria!
- High Drama: O’Brien Staying
- O’Brien interviewed with Cleveland Browns
- Mandel: Suit will push O’Brien out door
- Sudden Impact: Fallout!
- Corbett’s Weird Lawsuit
- Speaking of Being Overbowled…
- Nittany Pro Bowlers
- Sandusky Scandal 2012 AP Sports Story of the Year
- A Very Merry Free Agent Christmas!
- O’Brien named Maxwell Coach of the Year
- O’Brien runner-up AP Coach of Year
- Laser Focus: Peetz will call it quits as BoT chairman
- Sandusky tab thus far: $23.5 million
- Sudden Impact: Whazzup?!
- Spanier’s $3.3 mil severance
- O’Brien Named Big Ten Coach of the Year
- Laser Focus: Awards, Firings, and Faux Pas
- Wrong Again, Happily
- Sudden Impact: Senior Day & What Not
- Happy Thanksgiving!
- Franco thinks Paterno’s legacy will be greater than ever (video)
- Laser Focus: Top Ten Shuffle
- They Know Who They Are
- Penn State’s accreditation reaffirmed, university now off warning list
- Review: OS X Mountain Lion: The Missing Manual, by David Pogue; O’Reilly Media, Inc.
- Carter out for season
- Second Half Conspiracy!
- We Gonna Beat Big Red, Maybe?
- A mind of its own?
- Election Wrap-Up
- Plus-Size Skydiver!!!
- Still Undecided?
- Time Change — Success (I think)
- Wrong Again!
- Let the Doo-Doo Flow!
- Spanier Charged!
- Sandusky Sent Down River
- O’Brien admits to kicking Ficken multiple times
- What’s wrong? I’ll TELL you what’s wrong!
- Yesterday in History: Joe’s 409th
- NCAA to lean heavier on rule breakers
- Thoughts on the OSU game
- Camping with Hurricane Sandy
- B1G Best?
- Will Penn State be ranked?
- Hushhhh, You Spymakers!
- “These teams just don’t like each other!”
- 6-4 Shaddup, Already!
- Sudden Impact: Bike Week and NASCAR
- Why He Resigned the Paterno Chair
- Do I Feel Guilty? Gimme a Break!
- Sandusky Gets 30-60, Makes Fashion Statement
- Steppin’ in It
- Pull My Finger
- Football Culture at Ohio State
- Big Red Sues PSU
- How about that?
- It gets harder…
- For You Math Majors
- Sudden Impact: The Fakowies
- Happy… um… wait… what I mean is…
- The Wild & Scenic Wekiva
- Career Day for McGloin
- Say it ain’t so, Joe!
- Laser Focus: The Chilllllllllldren
- Fun with DirecTV
- The Imaginary Flu
- I Was Wrong!
- Anchors Aweigh!
- PS4RS Freeh Report Critique
- Inscrutable!
- More on the UNC fiasco
- ESPN Still Beating on PSU
- Sudden Impact: Lay Off Sam Ficken, Already!
- The High School Yearbook Photos
- Double Trouble
- Pacino Will Play JoePa in BioPic: Who will play Sandusky?
- Don’t be cavalier about the Cavaliers! (Hoo?)
- Laser Focus: Catching Up!
- In Spite of the BoT
- Rufus Ruins O’Brien Debut
- An Opening Day Catfight!
- AIA Released
- The $10,000 Challenge
- Oops: Trophy Giveback Update
- PSU Wins $10K in ESPN College Colors Competition
- NCAA Expects PSU to Return Bowl Trophies
- They Think They’re Funny
- Laser Focus: Whassup, ex-Lions?
- Depth Chart Released for OU Game
- He just wanted the truth to come out
- Myers’ Impassioned Speech to BoT
- Lou Prato decries Freeh report
- Clear as Mud
- Ironic Animation of PSU Cover-Up
- A laser focus on the future
- Where’s This Going?
- Spanier’s Side
- Call Me Maybe — Steelers Training Camp
- Sudden Impact: Rumours
- Pros cover up stuff, too: Hali arrest
- “Paterno” review by the New York Times
- Tamba Hali Suspended by Chiefs
- Mark Emmert, Hypocrite
- Sudden Impact — The Beat Goes On
- Bully!
- Lubrano Interview by Kevin Slaten
- Watch the uniform name tags being made!
- Truth or Resignations – Episode 1
- This Ought to Be Good!
- Is it a figment of my imagination?
- Why Isn’t that Turkey Writing about BoT Meeting?
- No Vote Tonight —Lubrano
- Sudden Impact — Pivotal Board Meeting
- So, what’s up with Sunday BOT meeting?
- Honey Badger Not Tiger
- No New Uniforms at Media Day
- Farewell, Pam and Craig
- Appeal Away!
- Penn State Uniforms to Get Player Names
- We Were????
- O’Brien Post-Practice #1 Media Meet
- Four PSU Trustees Appeal Sanctions
- Oy, Vey!
- Changing the football culture
- CBS Sports says Hitt, O’Leary must go; Paterno family called irrational
- Brown to OU
- Paterno family to appeal NCAA decree
- Eat Mor Chikin
- Anthony Adams, NFL Free Agent
- Sudden Impact: Silas-ly, ah feel yore payn!
- Badger Believes Paterno Smeared
- Redd Sails into the Sunset (Updated)
- Schadenfreude
- Covering Up the Cover-Up
- Joyner on STEP Program
- One Point of View
- Bolden Saga Ends with First Defection
- New Uniform in Penn State Future?
- It Continues
- O’Brien Speaks to Fans
- Today’s BOT Meeting
- Did Erickson Need Approval of the BOT?
- Redd, Two Others Not Attending B1G Media Days
- Freeh Report Update
- Message to PS4RS about Kevin Slaten Radio Show (UPDATED)
- The Nittany Lions Speak Out
- McGloin Asks Fans to Believe
- It’s Starting
- Blue punchbuggy…
- Sudden Impact: Crime and Punishment (Updated)
- A little relief from the PSU sobriety
- A Fate Worse Than Death?
- NCAA to Act Today
- Going… Going…
- Statue will/will not be torn down this weekend
- Sudden Impact: Channeling Rahm
- The Penn State Way?
- Joe’s Statue Must Remain, But…
- Sudden Impact: Talking Heads Edition
- Get Over It
- Report Details PSU Cover-Up and Neglect
- Freeh Report and Statement Here
- Ready, Folks? (Updated)
- Freeh Report Imminent
- A Few Quickie Hittites
- Sudden Impact: Neither Sudden Nor Impactful — Discuss!
- Chronicle: New Paterno E-Mail Shows Influence
- Badgernuity: A Model for the Rest
- Sudden Impact: Hot Dogs and Hot Seats
- Leaks Bother Corbett
- Chronicle: Officials Met with Counsel in 2001
- Paterno Family Miffed about Emails
- Capital Punishment for PSU Football?
- Emails Reveal Spanier Complicity
- Sudden Impact Returns
- Sandusky Defense Counsel Interview
- What’s in a Name?
- Get Ready for the Onslaught
- Franco Harris’ Issues Words of Encouragement
- Scapegoating to the Max
- GUILTY!
- Waiting
- Fantasyland comes to Bellefonte
- Teaching them how to soap up
- Reagan was a Keynesian; Krugman is a socialist
- O’Brien Releases Depth Chart
- Judge: Sandusky Trial Starts June 5
- McGloin to Start
- Repudiate Trump? Why?
- The New York Times? Really?
- McQueary Throws the Monkey Wrench
- McQueary Suing Alma Mater
- Sudden Impact Election Special
- BoT Election Results Coming
- Four Lions Drafted by NFL
- Really?
- Sudden Impact, Post BW Style
- Blue wins, QBs lose
- It’s All Yours, Drozz
- Patriot-News Gets Pulitzer for Sanduskygate
- Sudden Impact Mirrors Life
- Past Due, Please Remit
- ESPN Article on Paterno Firing
- Paterno Statement from Cancelled Final Presser
- Sermon delivered by Rabbi School Lewis of Atlanta
- Fuhgeddaboutit!
- Spliffs, Mon!
- The Turkey Returns
- Correction to Tribute to Joe Post
- Tribute to Joe: Phil Knight Speaks His Mind
- Posnanski: Joe Didn’t Die of Broken Heart
- Paterno Haters Show Their Ugly Faces
- Tributes to Joe – Sudden Impact
- Joseph V. Paterno, 1926 – 2012
- Garban and Surma Step Down
- Rapid Shots
- Stop SOPA
- Sandusky Ohio
- Joe Tells His Side
- Paterno Admitted to Hospital
- It’s Quick Hit Time!
- Coaching Staff Fills Out
- Adam Taliaferro Wishes Nomination for BOT
- It’s Official!
- Finally, a Head Coach!
- More Interviews and Bobby F
- Schiano In Coach Search (for now)
- Boring, Predictable Offense
- Big 10 Bowl Malperformance
- Predictable Disaster
- O’Brien Rumor?
- Chew on This!
- Quick Smacks for a Pre-Bowl Friday
- A Little New Year’s Silliness
- CEO, PSU Football, Inc.
- ‘Twas the Night before PSU Christmas
- Wrapping Up a Leaderless Week
- Quick Hits for Another Leaderless Monday
- Leaderlessness
- Turkey is Sadly Unproductive
- Some “WTF?” Answers
- 100% Pure Cotton — n’wait!
- It’s Offical, Now, Finally — Meyer to Coach Buckeyes
- Lions finish regular season like pussycats
- Ballin’ in Wisconsin
- Stay away from our bowl, PSU!
- He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, He Loves Me, … ad nauseam
- Paterno and Justice
- Where there’s smoke, there’s fire!
- Glad To Be Wrong!
- Paterno Has Treatable Lung Cancer
- NCAA to Investigate PSU
- The Cereal Bowl at the Horseshoe
- What’s Up with McQueary Now?
- Sandusky Case Podcast
- The Cereal Bowl
- McQueary Says He Stopped It
- Why the Costas Interview?
- de-Paternoization Likely Will Continue
- Howard Stern / Al Michaels Dump
- SNL Lampoons Penn State
- Paterno’s Name Erased from Trophy
- A Class Showing
- Welcome, Nebraska
- Fight on State!
- Goodbye, Joe
- Spanier and Paterno Ousted by BOT
- Post-Final Thoughts on McQueary
- Why was Joe the first to go?
- Final Thoughts on McQueary
- Paterno’s Tuesday Press Conference
- Curley, Schultz Arraigned
- Thoughts on Paterno, Spanier
- Speaking His Mind (And Ours?)
- Hard Times at Old Main
- Paterno Makes Statement about Sanduskygate (Updated)
- Weighing in on the Sandusky Affair
- TURKEY FLASH: Sandusky Arrested, Curley Charged with Perjury!
- Thriller
- Three Good Minutes
- Game Day Forecast Updated
- Big Chief Flash-in-the-Pan
- Catfight 2011
- No Respect?
- Pur Doo-doo
- Unlabel Me
- Semi-Strong Showing Beats Nemesis
- I Want to See Something
- Health Provider Arrogance
- Meet John Cappelletti, Derrick Williams
- PSU Quarterback Competion Resolved?
- Mistakes’ll Kill Ya
- PSU vs. Indiana
- Pyrrhic Victory
- Combo Special
- Lions vs. Owls
- Joe Spouts a Few Non-Sequiturs (Updated)
- Alabama Lowlights
- Tide Competent; Lions Not
- Time and Tide
- Stephfon Charged; Doghouse Hypocrisy?
- PSU at #23 on AP Poll
- Tressell Suspends Self for Six Weeks
- Chaz Earns B1G Special Teams POTW
- Redd Energizes 41-7 Win over Sycamores
- Dolphins Cut LJ: PSU Players in the NFL
- Season Prediction, Ahem!
- Team Captains, Finally!
- Tressell Finds a Job
- Bolden to Start (I Think)
- Joe Makes Big Decision
- Get Off the Pot, Joe!
- Stephfon Back on Team?
- Kerry Collins Unretires
- Larry Johnson Gets a Chance
- AP Pre-Season Top 25
- Pryor Eligible for NFL Supplemental
- Stephfon Possibly Out; Fera Suspended
- Maybin Ousted at Buffalo
- Logitech Revue Epilog
- PSU Players Worry
- Casey Must Return to Orlando
- Old Joe Returns to Practice
- Paterno Hurt in Practice
- Whither Google TV and the Logitech Revue?
- Give a Little
- Tamba Hali Signs Rich New Contract
- Casey Not Coming Thursday
- Come Back, Little Casey!
- New Look
- Shaking Things Up at UNC
- Butchered
- Free Agent Signings
- Casey, A Free Woman
- Rodriguez Removed by Self
- Casey — Whither from here?
- How Much Am I Bid?
- Marcia Clark: Worse than O.J.
- Matt Lauer Interviews Jeff Ashton (Video)
- Kerry Collins Announces Retirement
- Casey Will Walk July 17 (updated)
- The Best Defense is a Good Offense
- Justice Served?
- Not Guilty!
- Verdict Nigh!
- Deliberation Clock Started
- Signed, Sealed, and Delivered
- Closing Arguments
- Bird Flipper Still Behind Bars (video)
- Case Closed
- Imaginary Problems?
- The Defense Rests
- Will She or Won’t She?
- Legal Issue
- Tears and More Tears
- You’re Under Oath, Cindy!
- Casey Odds and Ends
- Children, Behave!
- Adventures in Cross-Examination
- State of Florida v. Anthony OCD
- The Prosecution Rests
- Hooked
- Friend List Maintenance
- My Civic Duty
- Ben’s Been Lazy
- Fun With Ohio State Coaches
- Pills, Pills, Pills!
- Overtraining Has Its Price
- UConn Hires Pasqualoni
- Outback Bowl Was Top Non-BCS Bowl
- Much Ado about Nothing (Again)
- Bolden: To Whine or To Work?
- Does He or Doesn’t He?
- RichRod Gets the Axe
- Gators Feast on Bumbling Lions
- Bolden Transferring
- Grilled Gator
- Fuel to the transfer fire
- Big Ten May Reconsider Names
- Pitt Interviewed Five (Scrap Not One)
- Big Ten Big Deal
- Deon Butler Breaks Leg
- Another One Bites the Dust
- Urban Calls It Quits
- And oh, yes, did I mention…
- Wannstedt Fired by Pitt
- Brackett Selected as MVP
- Kapinos Signed by Steelers
- Paterno Truly Welcome Back in 2011?
- Wisniewski an All-American
- That Leadership Thing
- Michigan State 28, PSU 22
- Regular Season Bragging Rights
- Turkey Made It
- Moo U. vs. PSU: Part Deux
- Moo U vs. PSU: a waning rivalry
- PSU 41, Indiana 24
- PSU vs. Indiana at FedEx Field
- U.S. Congress Honors Joe (Updated)
- Fera Has Appendectomy
- Stanley Screws Up Again
- Redd in Minor Incident
- OSU 38, PSU 14
- McGloin on Broadway
- The Answer?
- Two in a Row at the Beave?
- Can we keep this thing going?
- Meet Franco and Jordan Norwood
- As Big As They Get (This Year)
- How’s That Flag Wavin’?
- Still Life with Pretzel (Updated)
- Diggin’ on da Gophers
- The Winter of Their Discontent?
- Tweedle Dum, Tweedle Dee
- Thank God for Gophers
- Whither Goeth Thine Lions?
- Alumni Trick or Treat?
- Deep Trouble for Stanley, Thomas
- LaVar Says Joe Should Stay
- Floundering Around in Mediocrity
- Regression to the Mean
- There Ain’t No “I” in Hawkeye
- Never Mind!
- Beaver Stadium 50th Anniversary Retrospective
- Getting a Little Religion from Temple
- The Anachronistic NFL Blackout Rule
- Illini Make-um Powerful Bad Moonbat Mojo
- Temple Cometh
- LJ Released by ‘Skins
- Lessons from the Kremlin
- Polamalu’s Rocket Sack
- Lions shut out Kent, drop in rankings
- Flash! Oops, is that a lightning bolt?
- Alabama Post Mortem
- Day Eleven: Coming Home
- Game Day
- ESPN Promo Video for PSU vs. Alabama
- 34 Hours to Kickoff
- Day of Reckoning
- ESPN College Gameday White Out
- NFL: Who made it and who didn’t?
- Quarterback Controversy Redux
- Big 10/12 Divisions for 2011
- Report: Bolden Starting QB
- Another Blotto Nittany Lion Benched
- Day Ten: Ten Cent Tour of D.C.
- The Rough Road Ahead
- Scam Alert from da Turkey!
- Day Nine: Hot Dog! Let’s go shopping!
- Day Eight: Falling Water, Rising Spirits
- Paterno’s Last Year?
- Day Seven: Are there birds on Hawk Mountain?
- Day Six: Hexology, Amish Country, and Intercourse
- Day Five: moseying round da Skook
- Day Four: buy stuff, eat stuff, and drive — then eat
- Day Three: the boomerang effect
- Drake breaks leg in practice
- Day Two: mountains, rain, rednecks, and yinzers
- Day One: from flatlands to the mountains
- How I Spent My Summer Vacation
- Paterno nominated for Presidential Medal of Freedom
- Turkey Trotting
- Optical Optimism: Buying on the Cheap
- Penny Hardaway? Yeah, me too.
- Defriending that you’re still around
- CyberScrabble Strategems
- DWI: Driving While Imbecilic
- Irrigation Pipe Issue Resolved
- One of those days!
- Redhead Gets Hers
- Renaissance Mutt
- Weathering the Summer in Central Florida
- Laziness
- Chase Ink = Chase STink!
- Price leaves program
- Sending Ben a Message?
- Anyone Got a Good Leg?
- Vote for Nittany Lions as NFL’s All-Time Best Draft Picks
- Steelers Express Interest in Morelli
- Mild TBI and Sports Related Injuries
- Shuler Rocks Pro Day
- Pro Day at PSU
- LJ Lands in Landover
- Trainin’ at Saint V’s
- Bowling, by George!
- Blue White Game TV Coverage
- Game Brain
- PSU Pro Prospects
- What if basketball were played like hockey?
- The Joseph V. Paterno Award
- PSU Punter Predicament
- M*****i still angling for a job in the NFL
- Whither Pat Devlin
- PSU Squeaks Out Win in Mud Bowl
- Eleventh Hour Thoughts
- Lions Land in Citrus Bowl, As Expected
- Ducks Prevail, Bring Back Bowl Memories
- Goodbye, Bobby!
- Blablabla Bowl Blablabla
- Goodbye, Charlie!
- STEPgate, Revisited
- No Longer Just a Leaked Rumor
- Way to end the season!
- It won’t be significant longer than yesterday!
- The Battle for THIS!!!
- More on the Season Ticket Morass
- WTF #2 — You Can’t Be Serious!
- OMG — WTF??
- LJ Lands in Cincinnati
- Don’t Bail on Us!
- The Cost of Winning
- LJ Released!
- The Cream Rises to the Top
- The Much Anticipated
- A New D.A. for Centre County
- Chiefs Fans Petition to Keep LJ Benched
- Sports Illustrated Heisman Trophy Tour
- Iowa Controls Its Own Destiny
- Lions Man Up after Three Sissified Quarters
- Trap Games Are for Sissies
- Procrastinatoria
- LJ Suspended by Chiefs
- Larry Johnson Told to Stay Away
- The Victors
- PSU-Michigan Game Day Notes
- A Long, Long Time
- SI Article about JoePa
- A Time-Trip with the Lions
- Reed Puts the Special in Special Teams
- Happy Homecoming
- Austin Scott Suing PSU
- Snow Causes Parking Changes for Minny Game
- Gauging the Golden Gophers
- PSU vs. Michigan Time Announced
- Finally Got One Right
- Cat Fight in Happy Valley
- Illiniwekless Illini Unable to Tomahawk Nittany Lions
- Healthy Arrogance?
- Whither Chief Illiniwek?
- Feelgood Story about PSU Fans
- Aha! So that’s it.
- Some Random Thoughts about Iowa
- Site Redesign
- You Gotta Have Heart
- Corn, Hogs, and Eye of Hawk
- Pat Devlin Watch
- Illinois Game Time Set
- Sean Lee’s Leg Injury May Keep Him Out for Iowa
- May the Schwartz Be with Them
- Paterno Impressions
- ESPN College Gameday at PSU
- Former PSU Players in the NFL
- Whooooooooooooooo?
- O-Line Shaky, Paterno Not Happy
- Orangemen Dispatched, Turkey Not Convinced
- The Orangeman Cometh
- Zippy or Zipless
- Brandon Ware Out for a Month
- Depth Chart Released with Few Surprises
- Larry Johnson, Sr., Father Figure to All
- Rodriguez Broke NCAA Rules, Players Say
- Alamo Bowl Dumping Big Ten
- Morelli to Coach Close to Home
- Real Change You Can Believe In
- The Season Approacheth, Part Two
- The Season Approacheth, Part One
- Red to Wed
- Penn State Pride
- See You in August
- Watson Tied for Lead at British Open
- Tom Watson Shoots Opening Round 65
- Fathead to Produce Beaver Stadium Wall Hangies
- Lift for Life
- Hatch Says BCS Violates Antitrust Laws
- Senate Reviews BCS — All about money?
- D’Ya Think They Have Anything Better to Do?
- Pens Win Stanley Cup!
- Game Seven: Go Pens!
- JayPa for Congress?
- 50-Yard Lion Ousted by PennLive
- Clark and Lee elected co-captains for 2009
- Who wins? Who cares? What’s hollow?
- Anticlimactic Final?
- Danny Go Get Your Keys (Get It?)
- Two More Weeks!
- Home Stretch for the Idols
- Paterno Wants Another Big Ten Team
- Roll Over, Frankie!
- St. John the Raider
- Pete Massaro Will Sit Out 2009
- Bowman Humor
- Annual NFL Draft Wrap-Up
- Minus Two!
- Adam Will Be Disco Queen This Week
- Adam and the Pretenders
- It Ain’t Over ’til It’s Over
- Simon Stands Up for Adam
- Keep Megan!
- It’s a Nine-Horse Race
- Larry Pleads Guilty
- Farewell, Little “Dirty” Alexis
- Who Bites the Dust?
- 11 and Counting
- Opening Night Jitters?
- Season Eight Idol Finalist Overview
- Which Stage Have We Reached?
- Adventures in Bereavement: Part one in a series
- Rose Bowl Post Mortem
- Paterno to Coach Rose Bowl from Booth
- In the mood
- A rose is a rose is a rose…
- Paterno Gets New Contract, Newsome Signed
- Trouble in Brooklyn, A One-Act Play
- This Is How Congress Should Handle GM
- Devlin to Transfer
- Hail to the (Arrested) Lion
- Sunday Morning Musings
- JoePa Released
- Paterno Gets Hip
- Roses and Lollipops
- Land Grant Trophy Rumblings
- The Land Grant Trophy…and Much More
- Lions Sleep through First Half, Still Win
- Back Home in Native-Americanana
- By the Bootstraps
- Your Mileage May Suck
- For All Sad Words
- Avoiding the Iowa Trap
- Let’s See What Happens
- MNC for Paterno Helps Bowden?
- Don’t Vote for the Con Man
- Notice Anything?
- I Hear Things Down Here
- Larry Johnson, Jr. — Poor Little Rich Kid
- Joe Paterno — “I was made for you”
- Some OSU-PSU Eye Candy
- The Road Less Traveled
- NY Times Article about Clark
- Showdown in Columbus
- Favored in Columbus
- Kung Pao Tabby?
- Monkey Off Their Back
- Joe Owes It All to the Man Upstairs
- Abbreviated Michigan Preview of Sorts
- Tony Hunt Cut by Eagles
- Once, twice, three times a lady…
- Maize and Sacre Bleu!
- Turkey for President
- Nothing to Bitch About!
- Badger Badger Badger
- Lackluster day for offense; great day for defense!
- One at a time!
- Is the Steelers’ season over?
- The Way We Were, 1964
- Boss to Grace Halftime at Super Bowl XLIII
- Williams Comes Alive in Lions Win
- Just So’s Ya Know
- Internetless Ramblings
- Millen Finally a Goner!
- Evans and Koroma Practiced
- Yeah, but what does it prove?
- Been Missin’ the Paterno Trot?
- They’re Lean, They’re Mean, They’re Golden
- Ganja Three (Minus One) Charged
- Just So’s Ya Know…
- A Road Trip to Syracuse
- Kerry Is Not Done Yet
- Get Out, Ed!
- Putting Lipstick on Pigs
- The Gift That Keeps On Giving?
- How Did I Miss That?
- Logjam in Beaverville
- Heidi Revisited?
- Ganja Three: Evidence Seized
- The Barracuda is a Tough Act to Follow
- Ganja Three Suspended; Harriott Gone
- Water over the dam…
- Paterno: Wait and See
- Welcome, Governor Palin
- Nittany Apartment Incident Update
- Another Off-Field Incident?
- Hunt Cracks Eagles Starting Lineup
- Night 0.5, RNC
- Morelli Cut by Cardinals
- Goin’ Postal on Coastal
- New Politics for a New Time?
- Sean Hannity: You Get On My Nerves!
- See How They Run
- Welcome Chandeliers!
- Love Fest: Day 2
- Dem Follies: Night 1, plus McCain Veepstakes
- Post-Fay Musings
- Go Away, Gay Fay!
- Battle of the Third-Stringers
- Ernest Borgnine and the Secret of Long Life
- Let’s Get Ready to Spread HeiDi!
- A Close Brush With Dr. Drool
- D-Line Takes Disciplinary Hit
- Which Had More Teeth?
- What Happened to the Girl?
- PSU is #3!
- Call Center Lunacy
- Stay Retired, Already, Brett!
- Absence Seizure
- Tim Russert dies of heart attack
- The woods are a-callin’
- Bowman and Taylor get probation for HUB ass-kicking
- David Cook…by a Knockout!
- Idol’s Last Stand
- It Ain’t Over ’til It’s Over
- The Voice vs. The Edge
- Joe Paterno Home after Brief Hospital Visit
- What’s in a headline?
- Don’t Read This, Redhead — Spoilers Below
- Certifiably Insane
- That said…
- Justice is Served
- Parting the Red Sea
- Correction: JaSoN is GoNe!!
- Syesha’s Departure a Slam-Dunk
- Nut Case Alert!
- Austin Scott a Brown; Morelli Meanders
- Bawling, Beleaguered Brookie Booted
- Simon, in Rare Form, Boots Syesha
- Diamonds in the Rough
- Wonders Never Cease
- Thoughts on the 2008 NFL Draft
- King Chosen by Rams
- Connor #74 Overall
- No Picks as of Round Two
- NFL Draft Alert
- 2008 Tri-Captains Elected
- Travesty
- Ladies’ Night
- Music of the Night
- Voters of Pennsylvania, Hear Me Out
- Austin Scott Cleared
- Byebye, Kristy
- Brooke Needs Shields
- What Were They Thinking?
- Faux Pas of the Week
- Lee Tears ACL, Out for Season
- PSU: Theatre of the Absurd
- So, Yo!
- Elite Eight
- Chris Bell Off Team for Good!
- Carly Should Teach Her Arm Tatt to Sing
- Dollywood
- Morelli Heads for England
- Spring Practice Roster Reveals Quasi-Surprises
- Kristy Raises Flag, Saves Butt…
- Idol Open Thread for 3/25
- Paterno Addresses the Goons
- And now, back to JoePa speculation…
- Sales Arrested in Pittsburgh
- Da Kid is Back
- Morelli “Not Crisp” in Pro Day Workout
- So Long, Stripper!
- It’s the Cs
- Hey Redhead! It’s that time again!
- Shipley Goes Off on Off-Field Shenanigans
- Some Semi-Relevant Quickies
- Cowher Visits Curley
- Myron Cope Dead at 79
- King Fulfills Expectations
- King for a Day?
- Morelli Leaps at Chance to Perform for NFL
- NFL Combine a Place for Morelli to Shine
- Scirrotto Cops Plea, Gets Probation
- Anybody Want Some Change?
- NFL Draft Machinations
- Timmons, Two Others, Kicked Off Team
- JayPa and the Forthcoming Spread HD — A Satirical Pictorial Story
- Tim Curley: PSU’s Professor Irwin Corey
- Some Quickies, Just Because
- Join SPEL
- Playing with Matches
- King to Go Pro. Happy or Sad?
- College Football Withdrawal
- Lust Remembered
- Official Aggie Joke Open Thread
- Dissin’ Paterno in Alamoville
- The One You’ve Been Waiting For!
- It’s Coming!!!
- Up to 25 FSU Players Might Be Suspended
- Rodriguez is Michigan’s New Head Coach
- I Didn’t Get Your Kwanzaa Card Yet!
- Something to Cheer About
- The Turkey Trots to a New Home
- Schiano Turns Down Michigan
- AARP Sucks
- Alamo Bowl Match-up Set
- Joe Wants to Coach Another 3,4,5 Years…
- It’s the Alamo Bowl
- Braceless Turkey Neck
- Bradley Rumor
- Eating Crow and Other Birds
- Happy Thanksgiving
- Paterno’s Salary Must Be Revealed
- Mediocrity Reasserted
- Moo U. Game Decides Bowl, Season Destination
- The Last Chapter
- Parity?
- Going to Temple
- Mediocrity Bowl
- Another Catchphrase to Pick On
- Three Weeks to Make or Break the Season
- Where’s the Fire?
- Now We Know
- Beaver Stadium, Wayyyy Back
- How’s the Weather?
- “Joe Must Go” Counterpoint
- The Hype Ends Here
- So What’s This about Justin King’s Secret Injury?
- PSU Going to the Rose Bowl?
- ESPN Gameday Coming to Happy Valley
- Tough Win on the Road
- Beaver Stadium, 1964
- Footballistic Confessions of a Geezer
- Maintain the Mo
- Scott Pleads Not Guilty
- Terse Tuesday
- Magniloquent Monday
- Comfortable at Home
- Scott Charged with Rape
- You Have Got to be Kidding Me!
- Wisconsin Ramblings
- Paterno Pissed Off
- Pair of PSU Players Party Precociously
- Larry Johnson — Such a Deal
- Turn About
- Trouble in Happy Valley
- Drawing a Blank
- Sayin’ What’s on Mah Mind
- Chisley Gets Life
- I didn’t need the money, ’cause I deal dope.
- Official Post-Neck Brace Photo
- Lions on the Road at Illinois
- This is Senior Leadership
- I Guess Joe Didn’t Get the Letter
- Let ‘Er Rip, Joe (a plea from desperate fans)
- Maize (What YOU Call Corn)
- Pain in the Neck Redux
- Domino’s Oreo Dessert Pizza — An Al Qaeda Plot?
- I know it’s early but…
- Turkey Lurkey
- Mesh and Click (Yeah, Dat’s It!)
- OK, Bring on the Bulls (Yawn)
- Jimmy Clausen for President!
- Irish Lack Fight
- Um…
- How Cool Would It Be
- Classic Paterno
- We Don’t Know What’s What Yet
- Five on the Black-Hand Side
- Nittany Lions in the NFL
- Cut-Down Saturday Farewells
- Lions Lick Panthers
- OK, So What Now?
- ¡Bienvenidos, Florida Internacional Fútbaleros!
- Check These Out
- Odds and Ends (Mostly Odds)
- The Turkey’s Infallible Season Forecast
- Larry the Holdout
- So, It’s All About TV Revenue in the Big Ten
- The Turkey Returns
- The Turkey Takes a Break
- And He Abdicated the Throne?
- Kellogg Bows to Pressure from Weirdos
- Arrington Hurt in Cycle Crash
- Young Entrepreneurs
- Bada Blah
- Tough Luck!
- Bada Bing!
- PSU Backup FB Arrested for DUI
- Hoeppner Questionable
- My Cross to Bear
- And…by…the…way…
- Janitorial Duty
- Pain in the Neck
- It’s Almost Over—About Time!
- Three Visually Challenged Mice
- Baker’s Attorney Vows to Find “The Real Killer”
- Ruckus Reprise—Who Goes to Trial
- Lakisha Must Go
- The Final Four
- Is Paris Burning?
- Charges Against King Dropped
- Ruckus at the Meridian — The Aftermath
- Levi Goes at #5
- Shock “Value”?
- The Unthinkable Has Happened—Byebye Sanjaya!!
- Handicapping the Idols
- Andrew Dice Clay for Minister of Culture?
- ¡Ay, Caramba!
- Off-Campus Fracas Gets Nasty
- Logan-El Bails
- Rosie’s Not An Idiot
- Handicapping the Candidates
- “What can I say?”
- Time Warp
- Idolatry and the Cluelessness of the American Public
- The Oscars—My Review
- Yawns at the Grammys
- Anna Nicole…
- Five Docs in Three Years?
- The Turkey Returns
- First Half Observations
- The Outback Brawl is Set
- Is This What Hell is Like?
- Spartans Can’t Make Hay of Four Take-Aways
- In Memoriam
- Mooooooooooooooooooooooo U.
- Paterno Gets Game Ball As PSU Steamrolls Temple
- Just How Bad Is Temple?
- If the team is as apathetic as the fans…
- And the good news is that Mac geek is gone!
- Another Tragedy for Miami
- Joe’s X-Rays Reveal Fractures and Tears
- James Apologizes for “Inadvertent” Remark
- Missed Opportunities (As Usual) and Craig James Sucks
- Or I’ll Dress You in Mourning
- On Wisconsin…On On!
- Levi Brown Had Surgery, Reports Altoona Mirror
- Wake Me Up When It’s Over
- Joe to Go after Next Season?
- Assessing the Boilermakers…and Our Chances
- LaVar Injured in Cowboys-Giants Game
- PSU Phasing Out ‘Zombie Nation’
- Courtney Brown Out for Season and Maybe More
- Post Big Game Letdown Apparent as PSU Lucks Out With Win
- Mountain Lions Paw Prints Have Four Toes
- We Are…Penn State! Thank you!
- Morelli and Clark Cleared to Play
- It’s Hard to Start Drinking At Noon: Illinois Notes
- Hail to the Victors
- Big Ten Apologizes to Minnesota????
- Michigan Musings
- Lions Retain Governors’ Victory Cup with Narrow Escape
- It’s On with the Gophers
- Latest “Thing” on TV
- Flag Planting Stupid and Disrespectful
- Lions Bounce Back, Skin ‘Cats 33-7
- Fourth Quarter Torpedoes Sink Lions
- Rank Ranking — Can We Beat #1?
- Lions Play Sloppy, Still Win 37-3
- The Turkey Finds a Real Doc
- Penguins March into Happy Valley
- I Was Right the First Time
- A Lapse
- M-Rob as Fantasy Pickup
- Slugfest in South Bend
- Nittany Lions Playing on Sundays
- PSU 34, Akron 16
- Akron on the Radar Screen
- Ernesto Might Make Akron Game More Interesting
- A Job for Kerry
- It’s That Time
- Just Foolin’ Around
- Overrated? Hah!
- More on the Paterno Sculpture
- BCS Shenanigans
- Another Rank Ranking
- Turkey’s 2006 Season Preview and Prediction
- Primary Care—Not!
- Paterno Sculpture Quiz Reprise
- PSU NFL Rookies Debut
- A Rotten Buckeye
- Who’s the Most Sought After Fantasy Player?
- Another Penn State Football Quiz
- The Sad Case of Lavon Chisley
- An Early Dose of Joe
- No Respect
- Paterno Still Kicking
- Paterno Sculpture Musings
- Project Planet?
- A Break from the Heat
- Stop Condemning Israel!
- Almost Famous
- Hali: How Do I Look to You, Fans?
- Roethlisberger’s Fandom…
- Box Office Rip-Off
- AP Report: Big Ben to Be Cited
- The Primary Care Crisis
- Postcards from the Edge
- Silly Little Fairy!
- Ben Breaks His Face—Lesson Learned?
- And So, It Begins
- Whither Marcus?
- I’m Going to Get a Postcard!
- Exsanguination Redux
- Robinson Impresses in 49er Camp
- Back to Real Business
- Twenty Days and Counting…
- Much Ado about Absolutely Nothing
- The Hose
- Not a Problem
- PSU-Michigan Will Air in Priiiiiiiime-Time
- The Turkey Finds a Doc, But…
- Mythical America: Dobson, Jesus and the Thorn in Our Side
- Take My Phone Bill—Please!
- Get Legal or Get Out!
- Don’t Give Me $100—Pass a Decent Energy Bill
- Consumer Driven Health Care
- Six Lions Drafted—Hali, in First Round
- NFL Draft Thoughts
- End of Story
- Morelli Makes Big Splash in Rain Soaked Beaver Stadium
- And What About Dentists?
- Dealing with Doctors: The Third Circle of Hell
- Anger Management
- In Search of a Doc
- Robinson Looks Toward NFL Draft
- The Sopranos on Health Care
- Fool of the Year
- Reaction Formation: Is Anybody Listening?
- Totally Michelle
- Charlie Sheen: Please Go Away
- Tom Cruise: Please Go Away
- The Pope and the Bear Hunters
- Let the Rants Begin!
- The Redhead Debuts
- Courtney Loves Denver
- LaVar Takes a Leap
- Coaching Little League Baseball
- Turkey Humor: The Pre-Booty Call Agreement
- LJ Disses “Old Coaches” Vermeil and Paterno
- Biased Officiating
- Enough Paternalism, Already, Doc!
- Super Bowl XL Entertainment Falls Short
- My Take on the Senior Bowl
- A Man’s Right to Choose
- A Tainted ‘Wink’
- Posluszny Will Be Back
- “Resign Now, Joe!” demands N.O.W. P.I.T.A.
- Vick Arrested on Firearm Charge
- Vick Will Go Pro (or try to, at least)
- Should Joe Retire Now?
- Marcus Vick Gets the Axe
- Posluszny’s Knee Injury Less Severe Than We Thought
- Thoughts on the Final Rankings
- Whatta Orange Bowl!
- Let’s Get It On!
- Enough Gatorade Showers, Already!
- Joe Doesn’t Like JoePa
- Foot in Mouth Disease
- Ten Bowl Observations
- Happy New Year!
- Joe Said ‘No’ (Updated)
- Paterno Wins Bobby Dodd Award
- Don’t Get Upset!
- Williams Won’t Play in Orange Bowl
- Bye Bye, A.J.
- Happy Birthday, Joe!
- Swan Song?
- Kansas City Star
- R-E-S-P-E-C-T
- Poz 2, Hawk 1
- Joe Goes Off on the Press Again
- Law & Order: Sinking Fast
- The Viagra Bowl (Updated)
- Oh, Boy! NOW, We’re Really Getting Somewhere!
- Merry Holidays
- Sports Illustrated Goes Blue and White
- Go Ahead—Make a Liar Out of Me!
- Lions Get a Gift in East Lansing
- Land Grant Trophy Reprise
- I Guess the World Didn’t End After All!
- Land Grant Trophy
- Nittany Lion Potpourri
- Illini: The Good News and the Bad News
- Hyperbole Rules!
- The End of the World? Definitely.
- Ten Down and One to Go
- A Win is a Win, Right?
- Mouths Wide Shut
- Victoria ad Absurdum
- One Little, Two Little, Three Little Native Americans…
- One Second, One Loss
- Don’t Bullshit a Bullshitter
- Bowl Speculation
- One for the Ages
- Maroney? Baloney!
- Dramatic, Yes. Convincing, No.
- Now, on to the Big Ten
- Willie Rolls While Big Ben Shines
- Larry Johnson Arrested
- Lots of New Ground Broken
- A Win, But I’m Not Impressed
- PSU Players in the NFL
- Rubin Out for Season; Chisley Ineligible
- Another Negative Incident Involving a Starter
- Penn State Football Prediction for 2005
- BMW Caper – Day Two
- Soon
- BMW Caper – Day One
- Mr. Romero Builds His Dream House
- Was $100 Million Worth It?
- Supreme Tomfoolery?
- Dan Rather Clinging to a Lamp Post
- Enough Natalee Hysteria, Already!
- NFL Draft Grumble: Rock Bottom?
- A win, a win! Finally, a win!
- Shakespeare Lionized
- How Low Can You Go?
- Back to Business
- Paterno Press Conference Out-take
- Joe Must Go!
- No Offense, but…
- Scott Free?
- Good, But Not Good Enough
- It Won’t Get Any Easier
- Where from Here?
- New Casinos With New Games
- Complete Breakdown
- Hurricane Observations (not football)
- Mills a Triple Threat Made Good in Laugher Opener
- Kranchick Survives NFL Cut-Down
- Pollyanna Lives!
- What the heck is a Nittany Turkey?
- The Lion in Late, Late Autumn
- Not bad. Not bad at all.
- Priceless JoePa Quote
- Who’s Where in the NFL This Year?
- Sports Illustrated Pre-Season Rankings
- Hurricane Charley Aftermath
- Big Ten Will Try Replay Review
- Are You Ready for Some Football?