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  • Hoo Hah!
  • Long Way to Pasadena
  • Curtain Up! Light the Lights!
  • Season Finale
  • The Most Beautiful Trophy
  • Birthday Present from Manny Diaz
  • Tesla Merritt Island Windshield Repair
  • Turkey Trot
  • Elsewhere…
  • Too Lazy to Write
  • Not Quite
  • What Are the Chances?
  • No PBJ
  • Minnie Mouse
  • Quelle Surprise!
  • Mr. Optimism
  • Room for Improvement (Ya Think??)
  • Purple Rain
  • O Prescient One, You Suck!
  • If This Simulation is Correct…
  • Chippewho?
  • Invincible!
  • Le Grand Orange at Jordan-Hare
  • Explosions Heard
  • Where Have You Gone, Frank Solich?
  • Franklin Discovers Lightning
  • Dream Until Your Dreams Come True
  • Random Thoughts on the Coming Consolidation
  • A Fitting Fizzle
  • Another Weird Bowl Season
  • At Least They Have the Land Grant Trophy
  • Reckoning in East Lansing
  • The Axe Was Too Dull
  • Who is Scarlet?
  • Helmet Out Falls Short
  • What’s Next, The Jockstrap Game?
  • Winning the Explosive Play Battle
  • Say It Right, James!
  • Credible
  • Meatballs
  • Homecoming Tragedy
  • Evanescence
  • It Might Have Been
  • Kinnick Stadium This Morning
  • Welcome to the B10 Game of the Century!
  • My Tesla Model Y Purchasing Experience
  • Victory over Indigenouspeopleiana
  • Hoosier Daddy?
  • Whither the Running Game?
  • Beware of the Wildcat!
  • At Least #21
  • Hall’s Mentholyptus Game
  • Penn State 44, Ball State 13
  • He Does, Too Have Teeth!
  • Let’s Get Ballin’
  • Like Chicken Soup
  • And here we go!
  • Well, Hello Dere
  • Merry Christmas to All!
  • Who Cares?
  • Will They Play?
  • Going Forward
  • Lovie Dovey All the Time
  • Senior Day Glee
  • We Must Have a Champion!
  • Streaking!
  • Big Mo or No Show?
  • There will be those…
  • 27 Years Ago…
  • Here Goes Nothing
  • Oh, My!
  • Sixteen Candles
  • Second Half Team
  • Nebraska Nooner
  • Simply Atrocious
  • Moral TERPitude
  • Jahan of Nazareth
  • The Biggest Game in Our Time!
  • Grief Counseling Available Here
  • Sanguinarian Time!
  • And now, the schedule…
  • PSU 56 Years Ago
  • Off the Pot?
  • Musings on the Football Season
  • Not!
  • To Be or Not to Be
  • Evanescence
  • No Fans in the Stands
  • Two Bits
  • A Long Overdue Union
  • 11-2 Ain’t Too Bad
  • Barbecue the Tigers
  • Old Dominion’s Loss: Our Gain
  • Can We Just Ban the Word ‘Explosive’?
  • Does It Matter?
  • Gritty, But Not Enough
  • Prayers
  • Indiana Dispatched, with Effort
  • Nooner Nooner Nooner
  • What Got Us?
  • Nooner in da Gopher Hole
  • SDR Postponement (Again)
  • Are We Good or Just Lucky?
  • Run, Noah, Run (or not)
  • I Almost Forgot
  • SDR: Mission Accomplished
  • SDR: One Can Hope!
  • You Don’t Say!
  • Blowing Off Steam
  • What Do I Know?
  • Quiet Desperation
  • They Ain’t Ready
  • Don’t Kill Momma Bear!
  • That Dullard Look
  • That’s a Lot of Bull
  • I Watched It Sober
  • Lame Pre-Idaho Post
  • PSU Quarterback Notes
  • It’s a Pecuniary World
  • Yoo Hoo!
  • With a Broken Foot Already, He Played
  • Deploy the Litter Box
  • Another Breed of Cat
  • Period.
  • In Like a Lion; Out Like a Pussy(cat)
  • I Fell Asleep
  • Bye Week
  • IITOP Debunked – It DOES Matter!
  • Bier, Bratwürste, und Badgers
  • Ploo
  • Maize — What You Call Corn
  • Turning a Lemon into Lemonade
  • Iowa: Spare Ribs and Corn
  • More Lemons
  • Can We At Least Beat Indiana?
  • Lemons
  • Never a Dull Moment
  • AAAAAAAaaaarrrrrrrrrrggghhhh!
  • Show Me Some Defense!
  • Where’s the Beef?
  • What the World Needs Now Is Lovey
  • Sloppy Domination
  • Does Anyone Really Care?
  • Second Half Redemption (of Gift Certificate)
  • Heather Likes the Panthers in This One
  • Bullet Dodged, and That Ain’t Livermush!
  • Down from the Boone Docks
  • The Turkey Lives
  • Time Warp: 11 Years Later I’m Still Traumatized!
  • NFL Scouting Combine Musings
  • Mush! You Washington Huskies!
  • JoMo Go
  • Banging the Season to an End
  • Maryland Crap Cakes
  • How Embarrassing!
  • Praise for James Franklin
  • Nebraska: Not the Big Red We Knew
  • PSU Overcomes Bungled Quarter, Then Prevails
  • Homecoming Hoopla
  • Big Al’s Nightmare
  • The Role of Spoilers
  • The Return of Sphincterball
  • They Both Can Hurt You in So Many Ways
  • Avenged!
  • Michigan Should Have Been the Homecoming Game
  • Mid-Season Assessment
  • Nooner Boon, Sooners Swoon, and Moo Who?
  • Purge the Purple Wildpussies
  • Braggin’ Rights
  • Indy Pendence
  • Told Ya So
  • Ode to the Hawkeyes
  • Increasingly Irrelevant Cupcakes Dispatched!
  • Them Other Panthers
  • Irma — the Pitts
  • Irma Bearing Down on Central Florida
  • Iron City Light
  • Nittany Lions Zip Past Zipless Zips, 52-Zip
  • Akron Zips-a-Dee Doo Dah
  • Walter P. Kubany, Central Florida Penn Stater
  • 79 Yards Later – Saquon Barkley
  • PSU Not Dissed in AP Pre-Season Poll
  • Penn State Football 2017 Prediction
  • Joey Julius Gone
  • ZZZZZZZZ… Oops! What’s that? Penn State football?
  • Not Exactly a Pitchers’ Duel!
  • Highly Entertaining, But Deflating Rose Bowl
  • Roses and Roses and Roses: Penn State vs. USC
  • MERRY CHRISTMAS!
  • Happy with the Rose Bowl!
  • Wow!
  • New Feature for B10 Championship
  • Badgers, Badgers, Badgers in Indy, Indy, Indy
  • Second Half Team Rides Again!
  • Rumor Mill: PSU Working on Franklin Extension
  • Moo U. in the Way for Penn State, Maybe, Perhaps
  • Bye Week at Rutgers
  • Second Half Team?
  • Hoosiers at High Noon
  • Iowa Hawkeyes? They’re Just Birds.
  • Inordinate Respect from Playoff Committee
  • Rivalry Games: What’s Up with That?
  • Hawkeyes or Birdseyes? Who Knows?
  • Second Half Romp for Toilet Bowl Eligibility
  • Pass Happy Purdue
  • They did it!
  • Buckeyes in the Land of the Whiteout
  • Just Like Old Times
  • Hurricane Matthew Pre-Post
  • Ohhhhhh, Jimmmy!
  • Maryland undefeated? Here’s why.
  • Excitement!
  • Run, Gophers, Run. Find your holes.
  • Good Teams Make Good Teams Look Bad
  • I’m Taking the Michigan and the Over
  • Phase Reversal in Victory over Temple
  • Owls’ Meat, Birdivorous Lions
  • The Only Disappointment Was the Loss
  • Shitt on Pitt
  • More Flash Than Dash, and That’s No Trash
  • Golden Flashes in the Pan
  • About the season ahead…
  • Greater Orlando Heart Walk 2016
  • Say It Ain’t So, Joe!
  • Hibernation and Stuff
  • Hand to Auburn
  • Shoop to Tennessee, and Other Moves
  • That’s a Wrap!
  • Georgia on My Mind
  • It’s Jacksonville!
  • Donovan Gets Axe!
  • Michigan State: Who Be Dat Moo U?
  • Underwhelming, undermotivated, underachieving…
  • Don’t Get Wolvereamed
  • It gets interesting…
  • What Might Have Been
  • Penn State: Winding it Up in 2015
  • Hack Needs More Time, More Coaching
  • Points Not Taken
  • Wildcat! Wildcat!
  • Who Knew?
  • No Champaign
  • Maryland Crapcakes
  • Is it the good turtle soup…
  • What’s Wrong with Penn State Football?
  • Outgunned — Big Surprise.
  • Bring On Ohio State
  • A Most Decisive Upset in 1964
  • Edsall’s Demise and James Franklin
  • Surprise, surprise, surprise!
  • It Suuuuuuuuuuuuucks…
  • You Can’t Fire the Team, So…
  • Spank the Mule
  • Montezuma Avenged
  • Montezuma’s Revenge
  • Rutgers Falls as Traffic Cones Mock Detractors
  • Rutgers’ Flood Suspended Three Games
  • A Game of a Different Stripe
  • Solution for Offensive Line Issues?
  • A Star Is Born
  • Buffalo vs. Penn State
  • Sorry I Jinxed Penn State
  • Bring on Temple!
  • Nittany Lions in the NFL
  • Minnesota AD Canned for Drunk Sexting
  • Tim Beckman (ATB) Gone!
  • New Penn State Uniform Looks Kinda Gay
  • Donovan Smith Pro Debut a Bit Flawed
  • Jesse James on the Comeback Trail LOL
  • Pre-Season Picks from Our Panel (Updated)
  • Jesse Was Mourning Loss of a Friend
  • Jesse James, ya blew it!
  • Excellent Hackenberg Article
  • Penn State Team Captains for 2015
  • Early Signs…
  • On the cusp of August, let us pray…
  • Heart Walk Time
  • Truth, Justice, and the American Way
  • Whatever It Takes: Epilog
  • The Mike Hall Bowl
  • Penn State: 17th Best CFB Coaching Job?
  • 2015 Recruiting Class
  • Sorry, Bobby – St. Joe Rules
  • Roasted Duck: Thoughts on Ohio State Massacre
  • Laser Focus: Final Chapter — Karen Peetz Resigns
  • Well, ain’t THAT interesting?
  • Happy New Year from the Turkey!
  • Spare Ribs and Sauerkraut for New Year!
  • Traffic Cone Donovan Smith Opts Out
  • Coaching Carousel Ends with Harbaugh to UM?
  • PSU Pulls Off Pinstripe Bowl Win in OT
  • The Interview: A Critical Review
  • Coaching Carousel: Narduzzi to Pitt
  • Pinstripe Bowl: Boston College vs. Penn State
  • The Coaching Merry-Go-Round Keeps On Turnin’
  • Sudden Impact: Wisconsin Bail-Out and Barrett Battery
  • The Boston College Offensive Line
  • Whodat Tyler Murphy?
  • PSU vs. BC in the Pinstripe Bowl
  • Laser Focus: Erickson Bent Over and Took It
  • Buckeyes’ Big Win Clouds College Football Playoff Picture
  • We’re All Wisconsin Fans
  • Annual Coaching Merry-Go-Round Commences
  • Fitting End to a Discomfiting Season
  • What Happened to Rivalry Saturday?
  • Regular Season Finale: Michigan State
  • Beckman Still Sucks (But He Might Have Outcoached Franklin)
  • Recap of Predictions for Illinois Game
  • No BROADcast
  • Administrivia
  • Beckman, You Suck!
  • Ryan Keiser Out of the Hospital
  • Had they played only one half, I woulda been right!
  • Laser Focus: The Gathering NCAA Shitstorm
  • Hooters
  • 2014 Penn State Offense Worse Than 2004?
  • Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  • Last Year We Bitched
  • Two Hot-button Issues on Wednesday
  • History Doesn’t Repeat Itself, But It Often Rhymes
  • O Maryland, My Maryland!
  • Report: Keiser in Critical Condition (Updated)
  • Keiser, Zwinak Out for Year
  • Eggs, Tomatoes, and Cheese
  • Doooo Youuuu Knowwww What Todayyyy Isssss?
  • Who is Scarlet?
  • Sudden Impact: A Bye Week Fixes Everything!
  • The Maize and Blue Margarita
  • Worse after bye week?
  • Clash of the Titans! (Snicker)
  • Sudden Impact: Bye Week Browsing
  • You know that the mighty have fallen when …
  • Hoke’s Seat Gets Hotter
  • Hoke on the Bubble
  • Well that just plain sucked!
  • Northwest Passage
  • Fiftieth Anniversary: Photos of Beaver Stadium
  • For the Sake of Ancient Eyes…
  • Almost Famous
  • Thanks! I needed that.
  • One if by ground; two if by air
  • Who Expected THAT?
  • Scarlet Billows
  • How to Screw Up an Easy Hike
  • What, You Mean ESPN Agrees?
  • Unzipped!
  • Forced Update!
  • Postseason Bowl Ban Lifted
  • Zip Loc?
  • NFL cut-down claims some Lions, but others survive.
  • Faith and Begorrah! (Thank God THAT’S Over!)
  • WSJ: PSU ‘Most Embarrassing’
  • Frogs Croke, Turkeys Gobble
  • Panel Picks Reprise (Updated)
  • Season Predictions by the Turkey Panel of Experts
  • Braxton Miller Out for Season
  • Let’s Get This Party Started, Already!
  • PSU Selects Woman to Head Athletics
  • Mr. Irrelevant
  • Paterno to O’Brien to Franklin: Is history on Franklin’s side?
  • Patent Office Deems Redskins Offensive
  • It’s a jungle out there: auto dealer service departments
  • Home Improvement Hell: Gutterballs
  • Home Improvement Heck: Day 15
  • We’re Listening, NWU Playaz
  • Home Improvement Hell: Day Fourteen
  • Paterno Statue Proposal Reprise
  • Home Improvement Financing Hell
  • Home Improvement Hell: Day Five
  • Five More Months, Damnit!
  • Home Improvement Hell
  • Musty Burger Outta Heah!
  • Dottie Sandusky Interviewed by Matt Lauer on NBC’s Today
  • Severance Packages Ain’t Cheap!
  • Aha! I always thought so!
  • Gimme da Damn Ball — but don’t make me run
  • “Scrap” Hired by WVU
  • New Prexy from FSU
  • Sudden Impact: Layin’ Low
  • LJ In the Wind
  • He Ain’t Gonna Sell Out the Akron Game!
  • X = Franklin
  • Big Deal Press Conference at PSU Saturday
  • Da Plane! Da Plane!
  • Twittiots Disagree on PSU Head Coach (Big News)
  • Two Tin Soldiers
  • Penn State Head Coach Recruiting Update
  • About the Penn State head coach, we know this for certain.
  • Sometimes…
  • Midget, Butler to Houston?
  • The Idiot Patrol
  • LJ, Sr. Throws Hat in Ring
  • David Jones to Talk on OTL
  • It’s Official (official trash)
  • Gimme the damn baaalllllllllllllllll (going, going, gone)!
  • And so, the search begins…
  • Sudden Impact: What Now?
  • Done Deal!
  • Still No News on Bill O’Brien
  • Layin’ some odds
  • Is it true, already? Will O’Brien leave?
  • Merry Christmas from Artificially Sweetened and TNT
  • Let the bowl season begin!
  • All Hail Sparty!
  • Jameis Won’t Be Charged
  • The Tomlin Shuffle
  • AARP STILL Sucks
  • I know, right?
  • Vanderlinden Out
  • Badger Badger Badger?
  • So…
  • Shucks!
  • The Hackenberg Story
  • Help Arrives!
  • Ballin’
  • Husker Down
  • Nicely Run
  • Just keep matriculatin’ the ball down the field, boys!
  • Scholarship Playaz
  • Fumblez’ll Killya
  • They’re like Harold Stassen: always running.
  • Smashing Watermelons
  • The Clash of the Titans: Get Beckman!
  • Give Me Just a Little More Time
  • Potheads Unite!
  • 114 Years
  • Ima Dot Yo Eye
  • Memories of an Astounding PSU Victory
  • Helluva Day in College Football!
  • Why Michigan Failed to Establish the Run
  • Hotty Toddy, Never Miss a Party!
  • Prayers to St. Joe Answered
  • No, no! Not the jinx!
  • Which way will the ball bounce?
  • Sandusky Arrested
  • Are the eyes of Texas upon O’Brien?
  • Sudden Impact: The Aftermath
  • Crappy Coaching’ll Kill Ya
  • Penn State vs. Nativeamericaniana
  • McGloin Moves Up
  • Levi
  • Yes, you can!
  • Any comments?
  • NCAA Softens on PSU Scholarship Constraints
  • Changes to NCAA Division I Governance Coming
  • Passin in da Rain
  • Fellow Football Fatsos, Take Heed!
  • All that glitters…
  • Let’s Clear Up the OOB Clock Issue
  • Sunday morning crapper musings: UCF
  • U CAN Finish
  • Enter the Dragon
  • Klutz!
  • Astorino Tells All
  • Lick the Lithophalli!
  • Turkey readers will be happy to know!
  • Survivors of the NFL’s Terrible Swift Sword
  • J’Ac’CUSE!
  • Back in the day…
  • Another Travesty at PSU
  • Football Humor for a Monday
  • They’re still saying “athleticism”
  • Now that Hillary is out there making noise…
  • ESPN Training Days
  • As If…
  • WSJ: How Penn State Football Survived
  • Vitreous Humor
  • Please be patient…
  • No Way!
  • Will Sandusky Ohio be next?
  • Corbett Suit Dismissed
  • College Sports Research Institute Special Penn State Issue
  • HuffPo Interview with Dan McGinn (video)
  • McCombie’s Letter to the BoT
  • Paterno, et. al. v. NCAA, et. al.
  • Costas didn’t speak, but we listened
  • Excerpt from tonight’s Costas Tonight
  • If Costas speaks after the hockey game, will anybody listen?
  • Paterno Statue Proposal
  • Much Ado
  • Laser Focus: Ch-ch-changes!
  • PS4RS candidates win; Suhey, Deviney out
  • They’re a bunch of f***ers!
  • Sudden Impact: 515 Pages ZZzzzzz
  • McQueary Suit Will Proceed
  • We Are!
  • O! Holy Night
  • Good God, Rod!
  • It’s April 1. Do you know where your children are?
  • Has Ziegler Gone Too Far?
  • Spice’s Retirement Mediafest
  • Public sentiment? It still sucks.
  • Frazier: Spinning, Spinning, Spinning…
  • Jeff Fisher Cut from the Squad
  • Mark Battaglia Speaks Out
  • Habemus Papam
  • Big Worm Keep on Turnin’
  • Someday, Justin Timberlake Will Play His Role
  • Sudden Impact: Habemus Turcia!
  • “Emmert’s Ego Wouldn’t Allow It”
  • Open Letter from Trustee Joel Myers
  • How Joe Handled Meetings with Delany
  • Everybody Should Get One
  • NCAA Executive Committee gives Emmert a vote of confidence
  • Sudden Impact: Skeleton in Delany’s Closet
  • NCAA files Fed suit against PA
  • PSU Football Withdrawal Pill in Under 60 Days
  • BoB’s a Keeper
  • A Sad State of Affairs in College Athletics
  • Fire Mark Emmert: the petition
  • CBS Sports: Emmert needs to go
  • NCAA cans VP who screwed up Miami investigation
  • The Surma File
  • Trapped in the Pantry
  • Freeh Lambasted!
  • Reading Eagle Joins Putz Patrol
  • ESPN Gives PSU a Break
  • Sudden Impact: The Other Side of the Coin
  • A Little Humor
  • You Must Watch This Interview
  • Line up, boys and girls!
  • How to Come Up With $60 Mil
  • Sue Paterno to Be Interviewed Today by Ms. Perky
  • Report vs. Report: Standing at the Urinal
  • John Surma to Leave Board of Trustees in June
  • Sue Paterno’s Letter to Lettermen
  • Legal Pissing Contest
  • Catch-up Monday
  • The Turkey’s Spare Rib & Sauerkraut Recipe
  • Davy Jones Changes Tune
  • Combat This!
  • Laser Focus: NCAA, Heal Thyself!
  • PSU to play home-and-home series with UCF
  • It’s a Great Day for the Irish
  • Can’t Keep One Roof Over His Head
  • Entrenchment
  • “A bunch of malarkey!” —Bill O’Brien
  • Hysteria!
  • High Drama: O’Brien Staying
  • O’Brien interviewed with Cleveland Browns
  • Mandel: Suit will push O’Brien out door
  • Sudden Impact: Fallout!
  • Corbett’s Weird Lawsuit
  • Speaking of Being Overbowled…
  • Nittany Pro Bowlers
  • Sandusky Scandal 2012 AP Sports Story of the Year
  • A Very Merry Free Agent Christmas!
  • O’Brien named Maxwell Coach of the Year
  • O’Brien runner-up AP Coach of Year
  • Laser Focus: Peetz will call it quits as BoT chairman
  • Sandusky tab thus far: $23.5 million
  • Sudden Impact: Whazzup?!
  • Spanier’s $3.3 mil severance
  • O’Brien Named Big Ten Coach of the Year
  • Laser Focus: Awards, Firings, and Faux Pas
  • Wrong Again, Happily
  • Sudden Impact: Senior Day & What Not
  • Happy Thanksgiving!
  • Franco thinks Paterno’s legacy will be greater than ever (video)
  • Laser Focus: Top Ten Shuffle
  • They Know Who They Are
  • Penn State’s accreditation reaffirmed, university now off warning list
  • Review: OS X Mountain Lion: The Missing Manual, by David Pogue; O’Reilly Media, Inc.
  • Carter out for season
  • Second Half Conspiracy!
  • We Gonna Beat Big Red, Maybe?
  • A mind of its own?
  • Election Wrap-Up
  • Plus-Size Skydiver!!!
  • Still Undecided?
  • Time Change — Success (I think)
  • Wrong Again!
  • Let the Doo-Doo Flow!
  • Spanier Charged!
  • Sandusky Sent Down River
  • O’Brien admits to kicking Ficken multiple times
  • What’s wrong? I’ll TELL you what’s wrong!
  • Yesterday in History: Joe’s 409th
  • NCAA to lean heavier on rule breakers
  • Thoughts on the OSU game
  • Camping with Hurricane Sandy
  • B1G Best?
  • Will Penn State be ranked?
  • Hushhhh, You Spymakers!
  • “These teams just don’t like each other!”
  • 6-4 Shaddup, Already!
  • Sudden Impact: Bike Week and NASCAR
  • Why He Resigned the Paterno Chair
  • Do I Feel Guilty? Gimme a Break!
  • Sandusky Gets 30-60, Makes Fashion Statement
  • Steppin’ in It
  • Pull My Finger
  • Football Culture at Ohio State
  • Big Red Sues PSU
  • How about that?
  • It gets harder…
  • For You Math Majors
  • Sudden Impact: The Fakowies
  • Happy… um… wait… what I mean is…
  • The Wild & Scenic Wekiva
  • Career Day for McGloin
  • Say it ain’t so, Joe!
  • Laser Focus: The Chilllllllllldren
  • Fun with DirecTV
  • The Imaginary Flu
  • I Was Wrong!
  • Anchors Aweigh!
  • PS4RS Freeh Report Critique
  • Inscrutable!
  • More on the UNC fiasco
  • ESPN Still Beating on PSU
  • Sudden Impact: Lay Off Sam Ficken, Already!
  • The High School Yearbook Photos
  • Double Trouble
  • Pacino Will Play JoePa in BioPic: Who will play Sandusky?
  • Don’t be cavalier about the Cavaliers! (Hoo?)
  • Laser Focus: Catching Up!
  • In Spite of the BoT
  • Rufus Ruins O’Brien Debut
  • An Opening Day Catfight!
  • AIA Released
  • The $10,000 Challenge
  • Oops: Trophy Giveback Update
  • PSU Wins $10K in ESPN College Colors Competition
  • NCAA Expects PSU to Return Bowl Trophies
  • They Think They’re Funny
  • Laser Focus: Whassup, ex-Lions?
  • Depth Chart Released for OU Game
  • He just wanted the truth to come out
  • Myers’ Impassioned Speech to BoT
  • Lou Prato decries Freeh report
  • Clear as Mud
  • Ironic Animation of PSU Cover-Up
  • A laser focus on the future
  • Where’s This Going?
  • Spanier’s Side
  • Call Me Maybe — Steelers Training Camp
  • Sudden Impact: Rumours
  • Pros cover up stuff, too: Hali arrest
  • “Paterno” review by the New York Times
  • Tamba Hali Suspended by Chiefs
  • Mark Emmert, Hypocrite
  • Sudden Impact — The Beat Goes On
  • Bully!
  • Lubrano Interview by Kevin Slaten
  • Watch the uniform name tags being made!
  • Truth or Resignations – Episode 1
  • This Ought to Be Good!
  • Is it a figment of my imagination?
  • Why Isn’t that Turkey Writing about BoT Meeting?
  • No Vote Tonight —Lubrano
  • Sudden Impact — Pivotal Board Meeting
  • So, what’s up with Sunday BOT meeting?
  • Honey Badger Not Tiger
  • No New Uniforms at Media Day
  • Farewell, Pam and Craig
  • Appeal Away!
  • Penn State Uniforms to Get Player Names
  • We Were????
  • O’Brien Post-Practice #1 Media Meet
  • Four PSU Trustees Appeal Sanctions
  • Oy, Vey!
  • Changing the football culture
  • CBS Sports says Hitt, O’Leary must go; Paterno family called irrational
  • Brown to OU
  • Paterno family to appeal NCAA decree
  • Eat Mor Chikin
  • Anthony Adams, NFL Free Agent
  • Sudden Impact: Silas-ly, ah feel yore payn!
  • Badger Believes Paterno Smeared
  • Redd Sails into the Sunset (Updated)
  • Schadenfreude
  • Covering Up the Cover-Up
  • Joyner on STEP Program
  • One Point of View
  • Bolden Saga Ends with First Defection
  • New Uniform in Penn State Future?
  • It Continues
  • O’Brien Speaks to Fans
  • Today’s BOT Meeting
  • Did Erickson Need Approval of the BOT?
  • Redd, Two Others Not Attending B1G Media Days
  • Freeh Report Update
  • Message to PS4RS about Kevin Slaten Radio Show (UPDATED)
  • The Nittany Lions Speak Out
  • McGloin Asks Fans to Believe
  • It’s Starting
  • Blue punchbuggy…
  • Sudden Impact: Crime and Punishment (Updated)
  • A little relief from the PSU sobriety
  • A Fate Worse Than Death?
  • NCAA to Act Today
  • Going… Going…
  • Statue will/will not be torn down this weekend
  • Sudden Impact: Channeling Rahm
  • The Penn State Way?
  • Joe’s Statue Must Remain, But…
  • Sudden Impact: Talking Heads Edition
  • Get Over It
  • Report Details PSU Cover-Up and Neglect
  • Freeh Report and Statement Here
  • Ready, Folks? (Updated)
  • Freeh Report Imminent
  • A Few Quickie Hittites
  • Sudden Impact: Neither Sudden Nor Impactful — Discuss!
  • Chronicle: New Paterno E-Mail Shows Influence
  • Badgernuity: A Model for the Rest
  • Sudden Impact: Hot Dogs and Hot Seats
  • Leaks Bother Corbett
  • Chronicle: Officials Met with Counsel in 2001
  • Paterno Family Miffed about Emails
  • Capital Punishment for PSU Football?
  • Emails Reveal Spanier Complicity
  • Sudden Impact Returns
  • Sandusky Defense Counsel Interview
  • What’s in a Name?
  • Get Ready for the Onslaught
  • Franco Harris’ Issues Words of Encouragement
  • Scapegoating to the Max
  • GUILTY!
  • Waiting
  • Fantasyland comes to Bellefonte
  • Teaching them how to soap up
  • Reagan was a Keynesian; Krugman is a socialist
  • O’Brien Releases Depth Chart
  • Judge: Sandusky Trial Starts June 5
  • McGloin to Start
  • Repudiate Trump? Why?
  • The New York Times? Really?
  • McQueary Throws the Monkey Wrench
  • McQueary Suing Alma Mater
  • Sudden Impact Election Special
  • BoT Election Results Coming
  • Four Lions Drafted by NFL
  • Really?
  • Sudden Impact, Post BW Style
  • Blue wins, QBs lose
  • It’s All Yours, Drozz
  • Patriot-News Gets Pulitzer for Sanduskygate
  • Sudden Impact Mirrors Life
  • Past Due, Please Remit
  • ESPN Article on Paterno Firing
  • Paterno Statement from Cancelled Final Presser
  • Sermon delivered by Rabbi School Lewis of Atlanta
  • Fuhgeddaboutit!
  • Spliffs, Mon!
  • The Turkey Returns
  • Correction to Tribute to Joe Post
  • Tribute to Joe: Phil Knight Speaks His Mind
  • Posnanski: Joe Didn’t Die of Broken Heart
  • Paterno Haters Show Their Ugly Faces
  • Tributes to Joe – Sudden Impact
  • Joseph V. Paterno, 1926 – 2012
  • Garban and Surma Step Down
  • Rapid Shots
  • Stop SOPA
  • Sandusky Ohio
  • Joe Tells His Side
  • Paterno Admitted to Hospital
  • It’s Quick Hit Time!
  • Coaching Staff Fills Out
  • Adam Taliaferro Wishes Nomination for BOT
  • It’s Official!
  • Finally, a Head Coach!
  • More Interviews and Bobby F
  • Schiano In Coach Search (for now)
  • Boring, Predictable Offense
  • Big 10 Bowl Malperformance
  • Predictable Disaster
  • O’Brien Rumor?
  • Chew on This!
  • Quick Smacks for a Pre-Bowl Friday
  • A Little New Year’s Silliness
  • CEO, PSU Football, Inc.
  • ‘Twas the Night before PSU Christmas
  • Wrapping Up a Leaderless Week
  • Quick Hits for Another Leaderless Monday
  • Leaderlessness
  • Turkey is Sadly Unproductive
  • Some “WTF?” Answers
  • 100% Pure Cotton — n’wait!
  • It’s Offical, Now, Finally — Meyer to Coach Buckeyes
  • Lions finish regular season like pussycats
  • Ballin’ in Wisconsin
  • Stay away from our bowl, PSU!
  • He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, He Loves Me, … ad nauseam
  • Paterno and Justice
  • Where there’s smoke, there’s fire!
  • Glad To Be Wrong!
  • Paterno Has Treatable Lung Cancer
  • NCAA to Investigate PSU
  • The Cereal Bowl at the Horseshoe
  • What’s Up with McQueary Now?
  • Sandusky Case Podcast
  • The Cereal Bowl
  • McQueary Says He Stopped It
  • Why the Costas Interview?
  • de-Paternoization Likely Will Continue
  • Howard Stern / Al Michaels Dump
  • SNL Lampoons Penn State
  • Paterno’s Name Erased from Trophy
  • A Class Showing
  • Welcome, Nebraska
  • Fight on State!
  • Goodbye, Joe
  • Spanier and Paterno Ousted by BOT
  • Post-Final Thoughts on McQueary
  • Why was Joe the first to go?
  • Final Thoughts on McQueary
  • Paterno’s Tuesday Press Conference
  • Curley, Schultz Arraigned
  • Thoughts on Paterno, Spanier
  • Speaking His Mind (And Ours?)
  • Hard Times at Old Main
  • Paterno Makes Statement about Sanduskygate (Updated)
  • Weighing in on the Sandusky Affair
  • TURKEY FLASH: Sandusky Arrested, Curley Charged with Perjury!
  • Thriller
  • Three Good Minutes
  • Game Day Forecast Updated
  • Big Chief Flash-in-the-Pan
  • Catfight 2011
  • No Respect?
  • Pur Doo-doo
  • Unlabel Me
  • Semi-Strong Showing Beats Nemesis
  • I Want to See Something
  • Health Provider Arrogance
  • Meet John Cappelletti, Derrick Williams
  • PSU Quarterback Competion Resolved?
  • Mistakes’ll Kill Ya
  • PSU vs. Indiana
  • Pyrrhic Victory
  • Combo Special
  • Lions vs. Owls
  • Joe Spouts a Few Non-Sequiturs (Updated)
  • Alabama Lowlights
  • Tide Competent; Lions Not
  • Time and Tide
  • Stephfon Charged; Doghouse Hypocrisy?
  • PSU at #23 on AP Poll
  • Tressell Suspends Self for Six Weeks
  • Chaz Earns B1G Special Teams POTW
  • Redd Energizes 41-7 Win over Sycamores
  • Dolphins Cut LJ: PSU Players in the NFL
  • Season Prediction, Ahem!
  • Team Captains, Finally!
  • Tressell Finds a Job
  • Bolden to Start (I Think)
  • Joe Makes Big Decision
  • Get Off the Pot, Joe!
  • Stephfon Back on Team?
  • Kerry Collins Unretires
  • Larry Johnson Gets a Chance
  • AP Pre-Season Top 25
  • Pryor Eligible for NFL Supplemental
  • Stephfon Possibly Out; Fera Suspended
  • Maybin Ousted at Buffalo
  • Logitech Revue Epilog
  • PSU Players Worry
  • Casey Must Return to Orlando
  • Old Joe Returns to Practice
  • Paterno Hurt in Practice
  • Whither Google TV and the Logitech Revue?
  • Give a Little
  • Tamba Hali Signs Rich New Contract
  • Casey Not Coming Thursday
  • Come Back, Little Casey!
  • New Look
  • Shaking Things Up at UNC
  • Butchered
  • Free Agent Signings
  • Casey, A Free Woman
  • Rodriguez Removed by Self
  • Casey — Whither from here?
  • How Much Am I Bid?
  • Marcia Clark: Worse than O.J.
  • Matt Lauer Interviews Jeff Ashton (Video)
  • Kerry Collins Announces Retirement
  • Casey Will Walk July 17 (updated)
  • The Best Defense is a Good Offense
  • Justice Served?
  • Not Guilty!
  • Verdict Nigh!
  • Deliberation Clock Started
  • Signed, Sealed, and Delivered
  • Closing Arguments
  • Bird Flipper Still Behind Bars (video)
  • Case Closed
  • Imaginary Problems?
  • The Defense Rests
  • Will She or Won’t She?
  • Legal Issue
  • Tears and More Tears
  • You’re Under Oath, Cindy!
  • Casey Odds and Ends
  • Children, Behave!
  • Adventures in Cross-Examination
  • State of Florida v. Anthony OCD
  • The Prosecution Rests
  • Hooked
  • Friend List Maintenance
  • My Civic Duty
  • Ben’s Been Lazy
  • Fun With Ohio State Coaches
  • Pills, Pills, Pills!
  • Overtraining Has Its Price
  • UConn Hires Pasqualoni
  • Outback Bowl Was Top Non-BCS Bowl
  • Much Ado about Nothing (Again)
  • Bolden: To Whine or To Work?
  • Does He or Doesn’t He?
  • RichRod Gets the Axe
  • Gators Feast on Bumbling Lions
  • Bolden Transferring
  • Grilled Gator
  • Fuel to the transfer fire
  • Big Ten May Reconsider Names
  • Pitt Interviewed Five (Scrap Not One)
  • Big Ten Big Deal
  • Deon Butler Breaks Leg
  • Another One Bites the Dust
  • Urban Calls It Quits
  • And oh, yes, did I mention…
  • Wannstedt Fired by Pitt
  • Brackett Selected as MVP
  • Kapinos Signed by Steelers
  • Paterno Truly Welcome Back in 2011?
  • Wisniewski an All-American
  • That Leadership Thing
  • Michigan State 28, PSU 22
  • Regular Season Bragging Rights
  • Turkey Made It
  • Moo U. vs. PSU: Part Deux
  • Moo U vs. PSU: a waning rivalry
  • PSU 41, Indiana 24
  • PSU vs. Indiana at FedEx Field
  • U.S. Congress Honors Joe (Updated)
  • Fera Has Appendectomy
  • Stanley Screws Up Again
  • Redd in Minor Incident
  • OSU 38, PSU 14
  • McGloin on Broadway
  • The Answer?
  • Two in a Row at the Beave?
  • Can we keep this thing going?
  • Meet Franco and Jordan Norwood
  • As Big As They Get (This Year)
  • How’s That Flag Wavin’?
  • Still Life with Pretzel (Updated)
  • Diggin’ on da Gophers
  • The Winter of Their Discontent?
  • Tweedle Dum, Tweedle Dee
  • Thank God for Gophers
  • Whither Goeth Thine Lions?
  • Alumni Trick or Treat?
  • Deep Trouble for Stanley, Thomas
  • LaVar Says Joe Should Stay
  • Floundering Around in Mediocrity
  • Regression to the Mean
  • There Ain’t No “I” in Hawkeye
  • Never Mind!
  • Beaver Stadium 50th Anniversary Retrospective
  • Getting a Little Religion from Temple
  • The Anachronistic NFL Blackout Rule
  • Illini Make-um Powerful Bad Moonbat Mojo
  • Temple Cometh
  • LJ Released by ‘Skins
  • Lessons from the Kremlin
  • Polamalu’s Rocket Sack
  • Lions shut out Kent, drop in rankings
  • Flash! Oops, is that a lightning bolt?
  • Alabama Post Mortem
  • Day Eleven: Coming Home
  • Game Day
  • ESPN Promo Video for PSU vs. Alabama
  • 34 Hours to Kickoff
  • Day of Reckoning
  • ESPN College Gameday White Out
  • NFL: Who made it and who didn’t?
  • Quarterback Controversy Redux
  • Big 10/12 Divisions for 2011
  • Report: Bolden Starting QB
  • Another Blotto Nittany Lion Benched
  • Day Ten: Ten Cent Tour of D.C.
  • The Rough Road Ahead
  • Scam Alert from da Turkey!
  • Day Nine: Hot Dog! Let’s go shopping!
  • Day Eight: Falling Water, Rising Spirits
  • Paterno’s Last Year?
  • Day Seven: Are there birds on Hawk Mountain?
  • Day Six: Hexology, Amish Country, and Intercourse
  • Day Five: moseying round da Skook
  • Day Four: buy stuff, eat stuff, and drive — then eat
  • Day Three: the boomerang effect
  • Drake breaks leg in practice
  • Day Two: mountains, rain, rednecks, and yinzers
  • Day One: from flatlands to the mountains
  • How I Spent My Summer Vacation
  • Paterno nominated for Presidential Medal of Freedom
  • Turkey Trotting
  • Optical Optimism: Buying on the Cheap
  • Penny Hardaway? Yeah, me too.
  • Defriending that you’re still around
  • CyberScrabble Strategems
  • DWI: Driving While Imbecilic
  • Irrigation Pipe Issue Resolved
  • One of those days!
  • Redhead Gets Hers
  • Renaissance Mutt
  • Weathering the Summer in Central Florida
  • Laziness
  • Chase Ink = Chase STink!
  • Price leaves program
  • Sending Ben a Message?
  • Anyone Got a Good Leg?
  • Vote for Nittany Lions as NFL’s All-Time Best Draft Picks
  • Steelers Express Interest in Morelli
  • Mild TBI and Sports Related Injuries
  • Shuler Rocks Pro Day
  • Pro Day at PSU
  • LJ Lands in Landover
  • Trainin’ at Saint V’s
  • Bowling, by George!
  • Blue White Game TV Coverage
  • Game Brain
  • PSU Pro Prospects
  • What if basketball were played like hockey?
  • The Joseph V. Paterno Award
  • PSU Punter Predicament
  • M*****i still angling for a job in the NFL
  • Whither Pat Devlin
  • PSU Squeaks Out Win in Mud Bowl
  • Eleventh Hour Thoughts
  • Lions Land in Citrus Bowl, As Expected
  • Ducks Prevail, Bring Back Bowl Memories
  • Goodbye, Bobby!
  • Blablabla Bowl Blablabla
  • Goodbye, Charlie!
  • STEPgate, Revisited
  • No Longer Just a Leaked Rumor
  • Way to end the season!
  • It won’t be significant longer than yesterday!
  • The Battle for THIS!!!
  • More on the Season Ticket Morass
  • WTF #2 — You Can’t Be Serious!
  • OMG — WTF??
  • LJ Lands in Cincinnati
  • Don’t Bail on Us!
  • The Cost of Winning
  • LJ Released!
  • The Cream Rises to the Top
  • The Much Anticipated
  • A New D.A. for Centre County
  • Chiefs Fans Petition to Keep LJ Benched
  • Sports Illustrated Heisman Trophy Tour
  • Iowa Controls Its Own Destiny
  • Lions Man Up after Three Sissified Quarters
  • Trap Games Are for Sissies
  • Procrastinatoria
  • LJ Suspended by Chiefs
  • Larry Johnson Told to Stay Away
  • The Victors
  • PSU-Michigan Game Day Notes
  • A Long, Long Time
  • SI Article about JoePa
  • A Time-Trip with the Lions
  • Reed Puts the Special in Special Teams
  • Happy Homecoming
  • Austin Scott Suing PSU
  • Snow Causes Parking Changes for Minny Game
  • Gauging the Golden Gophers
  • PSU vs. Michigan Time Announced
  • Finally Got One Right
  • Cat Fight in Happy Valley
  • Illiniwekless Illini Unable to Tomahawk Nittany Lions
  • Healthy Arrogance?
  • Whither Chief Illiniwek?
  • Feelgood Story about PSU Fans
  • Aha! So that’s it.
  • Some Random Thoughts about Iowa
  • Site Redesign
  • You Gotta Have Heart
  • Corn, Hogs, and Eye of Hawk
  • Pat Devlin Watch
  • Illinois Game Time Set
  • Sean Lee’s Leg Injury May Keep Him Out for Iowa
  • May the Schwartz Be with Them
  • Paterno Impressions
  • ESPN College Gameday at PSU
  • Former PSU Players in the NFL
  • Whooooooooooooooo?
  • O-Line Shaky, Paterno Not Happy
  • Orangemen Dispatched, Turkey Not Convinced
  • The Orangeman Cometh
  • Zippy or Zipless
  • Brandon Ware Out for a Month
  • Depth Chart Released with Few Surprises
  • Larry Johnson, Sr., Father Figure to All
  • Rodriguez Broke NCAA Rules, Players Say
  • Alamo Bowl Dumping Big Ten
  • Morelli to Coach Close to Home
  • Real Change You Can Believe In
  • The Season Approacheth, Part Two
  • The Season Approacheth, Part One
  • Red to Wed
  • Penn State Pride
  • See You in August
  • Watson Tied for Lead at British Open
  • Tom Watson Shoots Opening Round 65
  • Fathead to Produce Beaver Stadium Wall Hangies
  • Lift for Life
  • Hatch Says BCS Violates Antitrust Laws
  • Senate Reviews BCS — All about money?
  • D’Ya Think They Have Anything Better to Do?
  • Pens Win Stanley Cup!
  • Game Seven: Go Pens!
  • JayPa for Congress?
  • 50-Yard Lion Ousted by PennLive
  • Clark and Lee elected co-captains for 2009
  • Who wins? Who cares? What’s hollow?
  • Anticlimactic Final?
  • Danny Go Get Your Keys (Get It?)
  • Two More Weeks!
  • Home Stretch for the Idols
  • Paterno Wants Another Big Ten Team
  • Roll Over, Frankie!
  • St. John the Raider
  • Pete Massaro Will Sit Out 2009
  • Bowman Humor
  • Annual NFL Draft Wrap-Up
  • Minus Two!
  • Adam Will Be Disco Queen This Week
  • Adam and the Pretenders
  • It Ain’t Over ’til It’s Over
  • Simon Stands Up for Adam
  • Keep Megan!
  • It’s a Nine-Horse Race
  • Larry Pleads Guilty
  • Farewell, Little “Dirty” Alexis
  • Who Bites the Dust?
  • 11 and Counting
  • Opening Night Jitters?
  • Season Eight Idol Finalist Overview
  • Which Stage Have We Reached?
  • Adventures in Bereavement: Part one in a series
  • Rose Bowl Post Mortem
  • Paterno to Coach Rose Bowl from Booth
  • In the mood
  • A rose is a rose is a rose…
  • Paterno Gets New Contract, Newsome Signed
  • Trouble in Brooklyn, A One-Act Play
  • This Is How Congress Should Handle GM
  • Devlin to Transfer
  • Hail to the (Arrested) Lion
  • Sunday Morning Musings
  • JoePa Released
  • Paterno Gets Hip
  • Roses and Lollipops
  • Land Grant Trophy Rumblings
  • The Land Grant Trophy…and Much More
  • Lions Sleep through First Half, Still Win
  • Back Home in Native-Americanana
  • By the Bootstraps
  • Your Mileage May Suck
  • For All Sad Words
  • Avoiding the Iowa Trap
  • Let’s See What Happens
  • MNC for Paterno Helps Bowden?
  • Don’t Vote for the Con Man
  • Notice Anything?
  • I Hear Things Down Here
  • Larry Johnson, Jr. — Poor Little Rich Kid
  • Joe Paterno — “I was made for you”
  • Some OSU-PSU Eye Candy
  • The Road Less Traveled
  • NY Times Article about Clark
  • Showdown in Columbus
  • Favored in Columbus
  • Kung Pao Tabby?
  • Monkey Off Their Back
  • Joe Owes It All to the Man Upstairs
  • Abbreviated Michigan Preview of Sorts
  • Tony Hunt Cut by Eagles
  • Once, twice, three times a lady…
  • Maize and Sacre Bleu!
  • Turkey for President
  • Nothing to Bitch About!
  • Badger Badger Badger
  • Lackluster day for offense; great day for defense!
  • One at a time!
  • Is the Steelers’ season over?
  • The Way We Were, 1964
  • Boss to Grace Halftime at Super Bowl XLIII
  • Williams Comes Alive in Lions Win
  • Just So’s Ya Know
  • Internetless Ramblings
  • Millen Finally a Goner!
  • Evans and Koroma Practiced
  • Yeah, but what does it prove?
  • Been Missin’ the Paterno Trot?
  • They’re Lean, They’re Mean, They’re Golden
  • Ganja Three (Minus One) Charged
  • Just So’s Ya Know…
  • A Road Trip to Syracuse
  • Kerry Is Not Done Yet
  • Get Out, Ed!
  • Putting Lipstick on Pigs
  • The Gift That Keeps On Giving?
  • How Did I Miss That?
  • Logjam in Beaverville
  • Heidi Revisited?
  • Ganja Three: Evidence Seized
  • The Barracuda is a Tough Act to Follow
  • Ganja Three Suspended; Harriott Gone
  • Water over the dam…
  • Paterno: Wait and See
  • Welcome, Governor Palin
  • Nittany Apartment Incident Update
  • Another Off-Field Incident?
  • Hunt Cracks Eagles Starting Lineup
  • Night 0.5, RNC
  • Morelli Cut by Cardinals
  • Goin’ Postal on Coastal
  • New Politics for a New Time?
  • Sean Hannity: You Get On My Nerves!
  • See How They Run
  • Welcome Chandeliers!
  • Love Fest: Day 2
  • Dem Follies: Night 1, plus McCain Veepstakes
  • Post-Fay Musings
  • Go Away, Gay Fay!
  • Battle of the Third-Stringers
  • Ernest Borgnine and the Secret of Long Life
  • Let’s Get Ready to Spread HeiDi!
  • A Close Brush With Dr. Drool
  • D-Line Takes Disciplinary Hit
  • Which Had More Teeth?
  • What Happened to the Girl?
  • PSU is #3!
  • Call Center Lunacy
  • Stay Retired, Already, Brett!
  • Absence Seizure
  • Tim Russert dies of heart attack
  • The woods are a-callin’
  • Bowman and Taylor get probation for HUB ass-kicking
  • David Cook…by a Knockout!
  • Idol’s Last Stand
  • It Ain’t Over ’til It’s Over
  • The Voice vs. The Edge
  • Joe Paterno Home after Brief Hospital Visit
  • What’s in a headline?
  • Don’t Read This, Redhead — Spoilers Below
  • Certifiably Insane
  • That said…
  • Justice is Served
  • Parting the Red Sea
  • Correction: JaSoN is GoNe!!
  • Syesha’s Departure a Slam-Dunk
  • Nut Case Alert!
  • Austin Scott a Brown; Morelli Meanders
  • Bawling, Beleaguered Brookie Booted
  • Simon, in Rare Form, Boots Syesha
  • Diamonds in the Rough
  • Wonders Never Cease
  • Thoughts on the 2008 NFL Draft
  • King Chosen by Rams
  • Connor #74 Overall
  • No Picks as of Round Two
  • NFL Draft Alert
  • 2008 Tri-Captains Elected
  • Travesty
  • Ladies’ Night
  • Music of the Night
  • Voters of Pennsylvania, Hear Me Out
  • Austin Scott Cleared
  • Byebye, Kristy
  • Brooke Needs Shields
  • What Were They Thinking?
  • Faux Pas of the Week
  • Lee Tears ACL, Out for Season
  • PSU: Theatre of the Absurd
  • So, Yo!
  • Elite Eight
  • Chris Bell Off Team for Good!
  • Carly Should Teach Her Arm Tatt to Sing
  • Dollywood
  • Morelli Heads for England
  • Spring Practice Roster Reveals Quasi-Surprises
  • Kristy Raises Flag, Saves Butt…
  • Idol Open Thread for 3/25
  • Paterno Addresses the Goons
  • And now, back to JoePa speculation…
  • Sales Arrested in Pittsburgh
  • Da Kid is Back
  • Morelli “Not Crisp” in Pro Day Workout
  • So Long, Stripper!
  • It’s the Cs
  • Hey Redhead! It’s that time again!
  • Shipley Goes Off on Off-Field Shenanigans
  • Some Semi-Relevant Quickies
  • Cowher Visits Curley
  • Myron Cope Dead at 79
  • King Fulfills Expectations
  • King for a Day?
  • Morelli Leaps at Chance to Perform for NFL
  • NFL Combine a Place for Morelli to Shine
  • Scirrotto Cops Plea, Gets Probation
  • Anybody Want Some Change?
  • NFL Draft Machinations
  • Timmons, Two Others, Kicked Off Team
  • JayPa and the Forthcoming Spread HD — A Satirical Pictorial Story
  • Tim Curley: PSU’s Professor Irwin Corey
  • Some Quickies, Just Because
  • Join SPEL
  • Playing with Matches
  • King to Go Pro. Happy or Sad?
  • College Football Withdrawal
  • Lust Remembered
  • Official Aggie Joke Open Thread
  • Dissin’ Paterno in Alamoville
  • The One You’ve Been Waiting For!
  • It’s Coming!!!
  • Up to 25 FSU Players Might Be Suspended
  • Rodriguez is Michigan’s New Head Coach
  • I Didn’t Get Your Kwanzaa Card Yet!
  • Something to Cheer About
  • The Turkey Trots to a New Home
  • Schiano Turns Down Michigan
  • AARP Sucks
  • Alamo Bowl Match-up Set
  • Joe Wants to Coach Another 3,4,5 Years…
  • It’s the Alamo Bowl
  • Braceless Turkey Neck
  • Bradley Rumor
  • Eating Crow and Other Birds
  • Happy Thanksgiving
  • Paterno’s Salary Must Be Revealed
  • Mediocrity Reasserted
  • Moo U. Game Decides Bowl, Season Destination
  • The Last Chapter
  • Parity?
  • Going to Temple
  • Mediocrity Bowl
  • Another Catchphrase to Pick On
  • Three Weeks to Make or Break the Season
  • Where’s the Fire?
  • Now We Know
  • Beaver Stadium, Wayyyy Back
  • How’s the Weather?
  • “Joe Must Go” Counterpoint
  • The Hype Ends Here
  • So What’s This about Justin King’s Secret Injury?
  • PSU Going to the Rose Bowl?
  • ESPN Gameday Coming to Happy Valley
  • Tough Win on the Road
  • Beaver Stadium, 1964
  • Footballistic Confessions of a Geezer
  • Maintain the Mo
  • Scott Pleads Not Guilty
  • Terse Tuesday
  • Magniloquent Monday
  • Comfortable at Home
  • Scott Charged with Rape
  • You Have Got to be Kidding Me!
  • Wisconsin Ramblings
  • Paterno Pissed Off
  • Pair of PSU Players Party Precociously
  • Larry Johnson — Such a Deal
  • Turn About
  • Trouble in Happy Valley
  • Drawing a Blank
  • Sayin’ What’s on Mah Mind
  • Chisley Gets Life
  • I didn’t need the money, ’cause I deal dope.
  • Official Post-Neck Brace Photo
  • Lions on the Road at Illinois
  • This is Senior Leadership
  • I Guess Joe Didn’t Get the Letter
  • Let ‘Er Rip, Joe (a plea from desperate fans)
  • Maize (What YOU Call Corn)
  • Pain in the Neck Redux
  • Domino’s Oreo Dessert Pizza — An Al Qaeda Plot?
  • I know it’s early but…
  • Turkey Lurkey
  • Mesh and Click (Yeah, Dat’s It!)
  • OK, Bring on the Bulls (Yawn)
  • Jimmy Clausen for President!
  • Irish Lack Fight
  • Um…
  • How Cool Would It Be
  • Classic Paterno
  • We Don’t Know What’s What Yet
  • Five on the Black-Hand Side
  • Nittany Lions in the NFL
  • Cut-Down Saturday Farewells
  • Lions Lick Panthers
  • OK, So What Now?
  • ¡Bienvenidos, Florida Internacional Fútbaleros!
  • Check These Out
  • Odds and Ends (Mostly Odds)
  • The Turkey’s Infallible Season Forecast
  • Larry the Holdout
  • So, It’s All About TV Revenue in the Big Ten
  • The Turkey Returns
  • The Turkey Takes a Break
  • And He Abdicated the Throne?
  • Kellogg Bows to Pressure from Weirdos
  • Arrington Hurt in Cycle Crash
  • Young Entrepreneurs
  • Bada Blah
  • Tough Luck!
  • Bada Bing!
  • PSU Backup FB Arrested for DUI
  • Hoeppner Questionable
  • My Cross to Bear
  • And…by…the…way…
  • Janitorial Duty
  • Pain in the Neck
  • It’s Almost Over—About Time!
  • Three Visually Challenged Mice
  • Baker’s Attorney Vows to Find “The Real Killer”
  • Ruckus Reprise—Who Goes to Trial
  • Lakisha Must Go
  • The Final Four
  • Is Paris Burning?
  • Charges Against King Dropped
  • Ruckus at the Meridian — The Aftermath
  • Levi Goes at #5
  • Shock “Value”?
  • The Unthinkable Has Happened—Byebye Sanjaya!!
  • Handicapping the Idols
  • Andrew Dice Clay for Minister of Culture?
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