A Close Brush With Dr. Drool

It was lunchtime on a recent afternoon (Okay, last year. It’s been a while since I posted.) and I was about to take a bite of a Garlic Chicken and Pasta Lean Cuisine when I ran into a snag, or to be more specific, my left jaw did. I couldn’t bite down all the way […]

D-Line Takes Disciplinary Hit

Nittany Lion head coach Joe Paterno dismissed defensive tackles Chris Baker and Phil Taylor from the team today, stating that he was “fed up” with their shenanigans. The two have been notoriously involved in off-field incidents over the past couple of years. No one seems to know what set Paterno off this time, but I can guess that the recent Outside the Lines report on Penn State’s off-field issues might have had something to do with it.

Which Had More Teeth?

US Magazine recently reported that American Idol host Ryan Seacrest was bitten by a shark in about four feet of water. Apparently, the injuries are not serious, although the shark apparently left one of its teeth in the wound.