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My Take on the Senior Bowl

Posted on January 30, 2006 Written by The Nittany Turkey

The Senior Bowl marks the absolute end of the college football season. This annual “classic” in Mobile is a showcase for college seniors to audition for the NFL. Three Penn Staters displayed their talents in this year’s edition: Tamba Hali, Anwar Phillips, and Michael Robinson. [Read more…]

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A Man’s Right to Choose

Posted on January 26, 2006 Written by The Nittany Turkey

With the Alito confirmation vote close at hand, we’ve been subjected to the great abortion debate once again. This whole “a woman’s right to choose” thing has gotten on my nerves for years, but only recently have I started to think about why men can’t demand similar “rights.” I’m not talking about the sub-debate about whether a woman having an abortion should or should not be required to notifiy her husband. That’s another debate for another time. What I wish to talk about here is a man’s right to choose what he does with his body and where he puts parts of it. [Read more…]

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A Tainted ‘Wink’

Posted on January 11, 2006 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Yes, I’ll admit that I have a profile on match.com. I’ve met some interesting women through that channel, even though I’m not seeking marriage or a long-term, committed relationship. Apparently, neither were they.

Yesterday, I received a wink from a match.com member. A wink is a risk-free, semi-anonymous expression of interest that arrives via e-mail. The winkee gets to check out the profile of the winker to see whether or not he is interested before responding one way or the other.

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