Let's take a break from American Asshole (the sad saga of Penn State football's criminal element as personified by Chris Bell in the preceding story) in order to tune in once again to American Idol.
Elite Eight
E
Chris Bell Off Team for Good!
C
In yet another of the series of incidents involving players whose names are becoming notorious for such shenanigans, Nittany Lion (or should I say ex-Nittany Lion) wide receiver Chris Bell pulled a knife on another student in Pollock Commons and is now in the Centre County jail.