Yo, yo, Randy! What the hell were you smoking when you lauded Jason Castro’s ukulele accompanied song on Tuesday night? Did you pass some of it to Simon, too? Is the next American Idol also going to be the next Tiny Tim?
Simon and Randy agreed that “Jason is back!” Redhead and I agreed that It Sucked. Who’s right?
That’s subjective, I know, but when you consider that the voting demographic is not replete with the ladies from Canasta Night at The Villages, why would you expect that Jason would do well with that crap? I suppose if Taylor Hicks can be an American Idol, anyone can!
David Archuleta delivered another winner, and is safe.
Surprisingly, plucky, leggy Kristy Lee Cook, who did a Martina McBride number that was right up her alley (and this Turkey would like to get right up her alley), will be safe for another week. Her confidence is growing, and she might be good for another couple of weeks. I think that her popularity with the voters is increasing.
Carly Smithson might have hurt herself a lot with her song selection. If she manages to hang on, how about putting some duct tape over that damn tattoo?
Syesha Mercado wasn’t bad, so I think her ass is safe. Same for Michael Johns and David Cook. No great shakes for any of these three, but they’ll survive.
Well, let’s see…who does that leave? Ahh, Brooke White. This Turkey believes that it will be sayonara for Brooky tonight. Her voice was shaky on Tuesday, and it left me wanting to see less of her. So, it’s goodbye for Brooke tonight, methinks.
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The Redhead says
I’ll put my three cents in before the proceedings begin:
I think it’s down to Brooke or Carly; both are in real danger of going home tonight.
This season, it seems, the males are the stronger of the singers; the gals have failed to live up to the higher standards (most of) the guys have set. Could it be an all-male contest at the end? Unlikely the voters will go that way but that doesn’t mean they shouldn’t.
See you soon, Turkey!
The Redhead says
Well, I’m watching the recap. Ben Stiller–if it weren’t for his dad, he’d be washing cars or waiting tables.
The Redhead says
Wow–look at her turning cartwheels with Heart looking on. Bet Ann could never do that.
Billy Crystal. When will he go away?
The Nittany Turkey says
I might be here.
The Redhead says
Annie Lennox is back this year. Her voice may not be what it once was, but she’s got soul.
The Redhead says
The Turkey is On Board.
The Nittany Turkey says
OK, enough with the self-aggrandizing schnorring. Let’s get on with it.
The Nittany Turkey says
Brooke’s go-go boots are made for walking…to the back door and outta here.
The Redhead says
Okay, I know what that Yiddish terms means.
What is this s–t? When did AI become so religious?
Please.
The Nittany Turkey says
Nice outfit, Kristy, but I wanna see your bellybutton.
The Redhead says
Way to play to Iowa and Missouri, AI.
The Nittany Turkey says
Nice outfit, Carly, but I don’t want to see your damn tattoo.
The Nittany Turkey says
The way to play for the Turkey vote is plenty of skin…minus ink.
The Redhead says
It depends on the tatoo, Turkey. I would never get one but they seem to fit on some folks. IMHO.
The Nittany Turkey says
I didn’t watch that crap last night. Didn’t have time.
So, are you going to watch the all-new ER tonight? They’ve just been renewed for their 15th and final season.
The Nittany Turkey says
Carnie Carly looks like the Tattooed Lady.
The Nittany Turkey says
It would be very distracting getting it on with Carly with that damn thing looking at me.
The Nittany Turkey says
WHO THE HELL ARE ZACK & CODY?
The Nittany Turkey says
This is ridiculous.
The Nittany Turkey says
Although the eye candy is nice. I could do without Kobe and Dr. Phil.
The Nittany Turkey says
Kobe was the only shvartze in the bunch.
The Redhead says
I’m a believer that that was a bunch of bullshit.
The Nittany Turkey says
Brooke baby!
The Nittany Turkey says
Paula loved you. Hahahhaha
The Nittany Turkey says
Who does Paula NOT love?
The Redhead says
Maybe you WILL be there, Brooke.
The Redhead says
Turkey, we were WRONG. Big time.
The Nittany Turkey says
OK, so I don’t need to watch anymore. My prediction is wrong.
The Nittany Turkey says
Cook the Schnook.
The Nittany Turkey says
I really thought that Ukulele Boy should go, but the judges pumped him up.
The Redhead says
Yes, I’m on board with ER until the end–and I do think it’s time for it to end, I’m sad to say. It’s had its run.
The Nittany Turkey says
David is safe, obviously.
The Redhead says
Turkey, Carly is going home tonight. I know you like her but that’s the way it’s going to be.
The Redhead says
Big surprise–not.
The Nittany Turkey says
Carly is worried.
Kristy is prepared.
Jason is clueless.
Michael is safe.
Syesha is stoic.
The Redhead says
Are you watching ER, Turkey?
The Nittany Turkey says
I will, but maybe not real time.
The Redhead says
Yeah, I may tape it (how old fashioned of me).
The Nittany Turkey says
I personally believe that some-a U.S. Americans don’t have maps.
The Nittany Turkey says
Git offa my screen, Phil!
The Redhead says
What is this with “Dr.” Phil?
He needs therapy.
The Nittany Turkey says
Awingmaweh Awingmaweh
Helium bumba weh
In the jungle, the quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight…
The Redhead says
I KNOW that some U.S. Americans don’t have maps.
Maybe Miss South Carolina can distribute them.
The Nittany Turkey says
On Saturday Night Live, they had a sketch called “What Did Dat Bitch Say?” and the parting gift was the home version of the game, with Miss Teen South Carolina on the box.
The Nittany Turkey says
Paula looks very Mexican tonight.
The Nittany Turkey says
How about Randy’s eight-pound wristwatch?
The Nittany Turkey says
Jordin looks like she gained some poundage. She is hot!
The Redhead says
I had to take the dogs outside–who are these singers?
The Nittany Turkey says
She’s got a 200 carat diamond on her finger.
The Nittany Turkey says
Jordin Sparks and some dude.
The Redhead says
Oh that’s Jordin from last season–she has gotten heavier. It suits her.
The Redhead says
Was she the winner last season?
The Nittany Turkey says
Jordin is hottttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
The Nittany Turkey says
She’s only 18, right?
The Nittany Turkey says
Yes, she won last year.
The Redhead says
She was last season’s winner. For some reason, her name didn’t ring a bell.
The Nittany Turkey says
It was she and that Blake character last year in the finals.
The Nittany Turkey says
Blake Lewis, I think.
The Redhead says
Yeah, I remember Blake.
Here we go!
The Nittany Turkey says
Take a stool, Jason!!!
The Redhead says
Jason Castro:
I predict he’ll go to the bottom three.
The Redhead says
Okay. Wrong again.
The Nittany Turkey says
They listened to the damn judges.
The Nittany Turkey says
SAVE KRISTY!!!!
The Redhead says
Kristy?
I’m afraid to predict. I would vote “safe.”
Got it right.
The Nittany Turkey says
YESSSSS!!!!!
The Redhead says
Micheal? Wow.
The Redhead says
I think it’s either Syesha (sp?) or Carly.
The Nittany Turkey says
Carly might be out the window this week and I won’t have to look at that damn tattoo. Or it might be Syesha, but I don’t think it will be Michael.
The Redhead says
What do you think, Turkey?
The Nittany Turkey says
Mikhail Australnikov
The Nittany Turkey says
What I think is Carly bites the dust.
The Nittany Turkey says
And for her swan song, she’ll show us her SECRET tattoo!
The Redhead says
Yes, Michael is safe, no doubt.
I think it could go either way for the girls. I think Carly will get the boot but then I’ve been wrong all evening. Still, I think the audience will go that way.
The Redhead says
Her “secret” tatoo? Maybe you have a “secret” thing for Carly?
The Redhead says
Bono—he’s arrogant…but I still like him.
The Nittany Turkey says
The other factor that nobody likes to talk about is that the audience and, hence the voters, are pretty much overwhelmingly white, so Syesha won’t get the Obama vote.
The Redhead says
Here’s Hill. Lighten up, babe. You’ll get another chance.
McCain. You sound parched.
Obama. He’s got my vote (and I don’t think he’s an Idol).
The Redhead says
Ohhh, Paula has an opinion.
The Redhead says
Oh, that’s cruel.
This whole show has been commercials.
That’s Hollywood.
The Nittany Turkey says
Your vote for Obama is predictable. I’m voting for Nader.
The Redhead says
That’s cruel, Turkey.
That’s Longwood.
The Nittany Turkey says
Michael is safe, already.
The Redhead says
Keep dreamin’ Michael–you’re safe.
The Nittany Turkey says
Carly is already pissed off.
The Nittany Turkey says
Well, we’re totally wrong tonight.
The Redhead says
This is f–cked up. I don’t get this.
What b–shit.
The Nittany Turkey says
I didn’t think Dream On was all THAT bad.
The Redhead says
The way they did this was really cruel. Is this to trump up ratings?
How clueless these people–or producers–are.
The Redhead says
Sad.
The Redhead says
They don’t take his other performances into account?
The Nittany Turkey says
I think that sort of sadism is characteristic of the producers, who delight in showing us all the crappy auditions just to make fun of the people.
The Redhead says
Turkey, is he the one who did Queen?
The Nittany Turkey says
Yes, he is.
The Nittany Turkey says
OK, byebye Stephen Tyler…I’m going back to work.
Goodnight, Red!
The Redhead says
I’m p—sed.
The producers probably thought this would be a dramatic song to go out with. That’s the way they think.
The Redhead says
G’Night, Turkey.
Dream on!
The Nittany Turkey says
OK, calm down for ER…catchya later!