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Election Wrap-Up

Posted on November 7, 2012 Written by The Nittany Turkey

In yet another game that was not as close as it looked, the mighty Democratic Asses defeated the ponderous, plodding Republican elephants 50-49. This turkey blames a shoddy game plan on the part of the losing team.

In a contest that was run by an incumbent with no positive accomplishments, it should have been easy to attack a predictably weak defense. However, the ‘Phants, intent on pleasing their hard-core fans, some of whom believe they get their orders from God, fragmented their plan. As it turned out, playing good, fundamental football was the least of their problems. It is hard to keep one’s eye on the ball when one has his jockstrap on backward and one of his rogue teammates decided to put some Ben-Gay in there for a joke.

Such is the way of the GOP of late, shooting itself in the foot. A schmuck who claims it is God’s will for a woman to get pregnant if she is raped could have been all that voters needed to hear from in order to run for the hills. Couple that with too much time and effort spent defending an eventually untenable position on gay marriage, and you have one completely fucked up situation.

There were no halftime adjustments, no squelching of the morons who kept cocking the trigger. While allowing the opposing captain to divide and conquer, the Elephants clung to their guns and their religion. They did not do the country any favors by dwelling on minor issues when the wheels were coming off the economy and the country’s future security and survival were the greater problem. The opposition knew that the short-sighted populace could be placated with some handouts, and by portraying the opposition as rich and evil, because like wild animals who are fed, handouts placate voters about issues too big for them to understand, anyway. Keep ’em poor and dumb down the public educational system to keep ’em stupid, and you’ve got easily manipulated masses. The home team fans bail on the home team and wind up rooting for the visitors. (From another planet? From another time? Or from Europe?)

During last night’s election results, my thirty-something, hot-looking, French babe cousin messaged me that she was excited for America and she was watching our election from outside Paris. I assumed that she was excited that Obama had won, but she said, no, that she was excited about watching our election process. She said that she probably wasn’t qualified to decide who would be the better candidate, but she liked Obama. Hell, yeah. He’s a likable guy, especially when one doesn’t have to be subjugated by him or have to look at his arrogant face as he lies to the subjugated public.

Later, she said, “I hate our president. He is a socialist!”

Well, there you have it. Even in the stagnant economies of Western Europe, which Obama would love to emulate, thinking people consider socialism a bad thing.

I really do think that the GOP needs to get its act together and understand how voters think, but it will be damn hard to  surmount the handout mentality. Damn hard? Damn near impossible. De Tocqueville said it best in 1835:

“A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy, always followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world’s greatest civilizations has been 200 years.”

— Alexis de Tocqueville

So, now we have four more years of carefully plotted divisive rhetoric, increasing handouts, and perhaps another recession to deal with. Thanks, voters. You made your bed, now lie in it. I’m betting that three years down the line, you’ll have stopped caring about our bleak future because you’ve been placated by “free stuff.”

I deviated from the football metaphor because I was getting confused. But mainly what I want to say is that instead of dwelling on inconsequential crap like aboooooooorrrrrrrrrtion and gaaaaaaaaay marriage, we ought to be concerned about the survival of the country. The “free stuffers” don’t give a shit about the latter, so the rest of us have to. At the same time, we have to understand what makes the me-first mentality voters work. They loooooooooove their hot-button issues like “women’s rights” and “gay rights”, whatever the hell those things are defined as at any given moment. You even vaguely allude to an unpopular stance in those areas, and you’ll lose. Sorry, but let’s let government stay out of our lives. Abortion is legal and why should anyone give half a shit about who can marry whom?

I have one additional thing to add, but I didn’t write it. It came from a USMC blog and it was sent to me by a friend. ???? ??? ???? ????? It says a lot, and it does so better than this turkey could, so I present it below. Thanks for reading it, assuming that you’re open-minded enough to do so.

 

The Meaning of Yesterday’s Defeat

(U.S. is no longer a center-right country)

Yesterday was a comprehensive disaster. Here in Minnesota, to add a local perspective, not only did the state go for Obama–no surprise there–but the Democrats recaptured both houses of the legislature, and voters defeated two ballot initiatives, one on gay marriage and one on voter ID. Similar losses were sustained across the nation, although there were a few bright spots here and there. So yesterday’s defeat was not about a flawed presidential candidate or presidential campaign.

What lessons can we draw? To begin with, conventional political wisdom was upended in a number of ways. When a president runs for re-election, the campaign is a referendum on his performance; undecided voters break against the incumbent; it’s the economy, stupid. These and other familiar maxims can be consigned to the dustbin.

But there is a much more important proposition that, I think, was proved false last night: that America is a center-right country. This belief is one that we conservatives have cherished for a long time, but as of today, I think we have to admit that it is false. America is a deeply divided country with a center-left plurality. This plurality includes a vast number of citizens who describe themselves as moderates, but whose views on the issues are identical or similar to those that have historically been deemed liberal.

Decades ago my father, the least cynical of men, quoted a political scientist who wrote that democracy will survive until people figure out that they can vote themselves money. That appears to be the point at which we have arrived. Put bluntly, the takers outnumber the makers. The polls in this election cycle diverged in a number of ways, but in one respect they were remarkably consistent: every poll I saw, including those that forecast an Obama victory, found that most people believed Mitt Romney would do a better job than Barack Obama on the economy. So with the economy the dominant issue in the campaign, why did that consensus not assure a Romney victory? Because a great many people live outside the real, competitive economy. Over 100 million receive means tested benefits from the federal government, many more from the states. And, of course, a great many more are public employees. To many millions of Americans, the economy is mostly an abstraction.

Then there is the fact that relatively few Americans actually pay for the government they consume. To a greater extent than any other developed nation, we rely on upper-income people to finance our federal government. When that is combined with the fact that around 40% of our federal spending isn’t paid for at all–it is borrowed–it is small wonder that many self-interested voters are happy to vote themselves more government. Mitt Romney proclaimed that Barack Obama was the candidate of “free stuff,” and voters took him at his word.

The question is, can this vicious cycle ever be broken? Once we are governed by a majority that no longer believes in the America of the Founding, is there any path back to freedom and prosperity? The next four years will bring unprecedented levels of spending, borrowing and taxation. The national debt will rise to $20 trillion or more. When interest rates increase, as they inevitably must, interest costs will squeeze out other government spending. That might not be all bad, except that defense will go first. If Obama’s second term turns into a disaster, fiscal or otherwise, voter revulsion may return the Republicans to power. But that doesn’t mean that America will be saved.

To me, the most telling incident of the campaign season was a poll that found that among young Americans, socialism enjoys a higher favorability rating than free enterprise. How can this possibly be, given the catastrophic failure of socialism, and the corresponding success of free enterprise, throughout history? The answer is that conservatives have entirely lost control over the culture. The educational system, the entertainment industry, the news media and every cultural institution that comes to mind are all dedicated to turning out liberals. To an appalling degree, they have succeeded. Historical illiteracy is just one consequence. Unless conservatives somehow succeed in regaining parity or better in the culture, the drift toward statism will inevitably continue, even if Republicans win the occasional election.

This is not primarily the job of politicians, but politicians cannot escape it, either. I have been grumbling for a long time that Ronald Reagan was the last politician who made a real effort to teach the principles of conservatism to the American public. Since the 1980s, we have largely been coasting on his legacy. The prevailing assumption has been that America is a center-right country, and if Republican politicians run a good tactical campaign and get their voters to the polls, they will generally win. That strategy no longer works, and conservative politicians need to try much harder not just to appeal to conservative voters, but to help create new ones.

The stark question posed by the country’s unmistakable drift to the left is, does America have a future? Can we once again become a beacon of freedom, or will talented young Americans be forced to look elsewhere for opportunity? ??? ???? ????? ?? ??????? Barack Obama’s budget–the one that was too extreme to garner a single vote in either the House or the Senate–projects that in four years, we will have a $20 trillion debt. That debt will be paid off by a relatively small minority of our young people, the most productive. If you were in that category, and had to make a choice between staying in the United States and inheriting a debt that could well be $1 million or more, and starting fresh in another country, what would you do? And if you were an investor, where would you put your money? In the United States, where hopelessness reigns and where high unemployment and close to zero growth are now accepted as normal, or in a country with limited government and a dynamic, growing economy?

These are dark days, indeed.


And here’s one other that I received in today’s election comments from friends. This comes from a Wall Street friend of a friend:

I am not only mad but I am sad this morning, not for me but for our kids reference the results of last night’s elections. I feel I lost part of my soul. Like RAP music and Snowboarding, perhaps I am out of tune with America. I tried boarding and enjoy some RAP. ??? ????? But I am a skier and rocker.

Life as we or at least I knew and understood it is over. We are quickly slipping into a Western European economy. Less kids, higher taxes, less healthcare, more regulation, greater government dependency, a poorer upper and middle class and less hope. Italy and France have zero population growth, 40% of their 30 year-olds live at home, and they have one car, no A/C, and no dryer at home. Go figure. That’s what we want? Wait. We have iPhones and cable. Maybe that’s enough.

We have officially lost the traditional American values associated with hard work, success and entrepreneurism. Success is becoming demonized versus admired. The new immigrants are not like the old. The new immigrants take from the melting pot, versus adding to the melting pot.

To think how hard we work and sacrifice and to see that we will be asked to give more for less and be demonized by those who accept living on the dole infuriates me. To see we will be over-regulated and over-governed upsets me. To feel embarrassed for being independent and successful is incomprehensible for me, as that was the American Dream. I’m lost in my own country.

This is the beginning of the downfall of capitalism. We have shifted from JFK’s “Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.” to Obama’s welfare state and the Western Europeanization of America. As Ronald Reagan said, we are just a generation away from losing our freedom. Please never forget that.

My only hope is that I am so correct that in the next four years things will deteriorate so badly economically that perhaps it will wake up the masses and we can focus on the key backbone of this wonderful economic machine: capitalism and free enterprise.

It is through those successes that the rights and option of liberty have been provided to the people. However, the people seem to have forgotten what fed those freedoms. A downfall is our last hope, before we cross the fiscal cliff and can never claw back. And we need a Reagan-like communicator to sound the alarm.

Our party must wake up and stop involving women’s rights and focus on the economic machine that improves all lives, liberties and the pursuit of happiness. This is the key reason why we lost. In addition, we are seen as racist, yet 33% of Caucasians vote for a black man. But the fact that 95% of blacks vote for a Black man versus a white man is not racist. Ok!? Hypocrisy by the media.

I feel like that American Indian in that great 1970’s commercial who, wearing a beautiful headdress and riding his horse, stumbles onto a garbage pile. A tear runs from his eye as he realizes the sad extent of his lost homeland. Like the loss of the natural beauty of this country for that Indian, we have lost the wonderful basis and values of what built America, which allowed us to obtain all these wonderful things and opportunities for all. Today’s election for me, is similar to that American Indian stumbling onto the garbage suddenly forced to accept that his worst fears have become realities.

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Plus-Size Skydiver!!!

Posted on November 5, 2012 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Come join us, folks, for another award-winning documentary by Anthony “Spice” Adams, former Nittany Lion and NFL Free Agent.

Will it make the short list for the forthcoming Academy Awards?

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Still Undecided?

Posted on November 5, 2012 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Mitt Romney

You’ve no doubt had your fill of phone calls, TV ads, and former friends calling you stupid and hating your guts for taking a different political stand than they. I would say that this has been a particularly pernicious presidential election, but I would be lying. It’s just like all the rest. Recent wounds are more vivid than old scars, as it were.

I’m going to voice my opinion here, and if you don’t want to read it, no one’s holding a gun to your head. This is my opinion and mine only. I’m not telling you to adopt it, so please shitcan the comments about how stupid or misguided I am. If you want to refute what I posit, fine. Just skip the ad hominem crap or I’ll delete your comment.

Other blogs will tiptoe right around this important subject, but you know this turkey too well to think that he wouldn’t bludgeon you with his opinion.

Selecting a president and a platform is not like trying to be on the winning side of a football game. When the final gun sounds, the football game is over and of no lasting consequence to the fans. This isn’t about bragging rights. It is about seriously considering our future as a cohesive, viable, and vital country.

Some say it is too late, that the country cannot be saved. That’s a lazy philosophy, one that will result in no good. The current administration has attempted to anesthetize the masses with its handout policies, its promotion of wealth envy, its pro-union brotherhood, and its anti-business orientation. The resulting placated passivity, coupled with individual greed and desire for “free stuff” without commensurate individual responsibility is a highly undesireable, burgeoning national psyche that must be treated aggressively.

When I think of “four more years”, I think of the way in which Obamacare was passed, against the wishes of most citizens, with Nancy Pelosi ginning up votes by telling the public that we have to “pass it in order to see what’s in it” instead of allowing ample time for study.

When I think of “four more years”, I think of cherry deals for both U.S. and Canadian auto workers’ unions to “save Chrysler”, while screwing bond holders, including many state pension plans.

When I think of “four more years”, I think of divisiveness, creating and emphasizing artificial gaps between rich and poor, polarizing people against business, and using the furor to create stifling regulations via bloated Executive Branch departments that circumvent congressional checks and balances.

When I think of “four more years”, I think of expanding unemployment rolls, more formerly productive workers on the dole, counterproductive extensions of unemployment compensation, paying people not to work, then paying tongue-in-cheek lip service to “creating new jobs”.

When I think of “four more years”, I think of anti-bipartisan spirit in federal government, the “my way or the highway” mentality, the contempt this administration has shown for the ideas and thoughts of its opposition, the desire to stifle rather than compromise. Is it any wonder why this president has not been able to ram a single budget through congress? Even his own kind have rejected his lavish spending.

When I think of “four more years”, I think of how much weaker this nation will be at home and abroad given the weak leadership from this president and his selected henchmen. I think of how the primary orientation from the start has been to campaign first, and govern second.

When I think of “four more years”, I think of how this country will collapse under the weight of its accumulated debt if the profligate spending continues, entitlements are not dealt with, and continued draconian regulation, union favoritism, and disincentives to employment conspire to further compromise productivity.

When I think of “four more years”, I think about what effects the forthcoming “fiscal cliff” will impose upon the economy.

When I think of “four more years”, I think of how the middle class is en prise. The masses that once made us the greatest, most productive nation on earth are gradually being transformed into handout seeking drones as rights, property, and prerogatives are usurped.

When I think of “four more years”, I think of how “me first” issues like abortion, gay marriage, immigration control, and “free stuff” have become dominant over the real issue of how to preserve this great nation. If we neglect to keep our eyes on the ball, we’ll lose the game.

Obviously, I could go on. The problem is that when I thought through the dubious accomplishments of the past four years, I could come up with nothing positive. Nothing at all. Sure, the incumbent was handed a “mess”, as he’ll be the first to tell you, but he volunteered for the job, and no one said it would be easy. He wants an “incomplete” grade, because he wants us to believe that in “four more years” he can fix everything he either neglected to fix or screwed up further during his first four years. As I recall, the only “incomplete” grades that were valid were caused by illness or personal hardship; this, on the other hand, would be like one of those “I” grades that is a negotiated attempt to avoid an “F” by extending the amount of time to complete a class most others worked through in the time allotted. Obama has earned a solid “F”. Let us not give him his requested incomplete. He’s out of excuses. Four more years will only leave us in deeper doo-doo when he’s done. Wasn’t he the guy who once told us that if he couldn’t get the job done in four years, he would be a one-term president?

His penchant for averting congress, coupled with his being a lame duck would be disastrous during a second four years. Imagine an unrestrained Obama tightening the noose around energy companies so he can fund his pet renewable projects, costing all of us megabucks on our energy bills and at the gas pump. That’s just one area.

Think about the one thing he can control with impunity—foreign policy. With the Senate expected to remain under Democratic control, Obama and a compliant Senate can manhandle U.S. policy abroad. This is what he was referring to when he told Dmitri Medvedev that “after the election [he’ll] have more flexibility.” I can foresee concessions and kowtowing abroad that will further weaken us and perhaps imperil us as a nation.

Mitt Romney isn’t perfect. Like all politicians, he has flip-flopped on some issues that have been notoriously bandied about by the media. Of course, Obama has done the same, but being a media darling, he has gotten away with it by and large. We all change our mind. Our positions evolve as conditions change. Politicians are certainly bent on being elected, so they respond to what the traffic will bear. Frankly, I could care less about whether Mitt Romney ever mentioned overturning Roe v. Wade or Obama was once opposed to gay marriage.

Unlike the incumbent, Mitt Romney has successfully run a large business. We are a capitalist nation, and it is capitalism, not socialism that has made us strong. Yes, some capitalists are driven by greed, but then again, if we’re condemning people for greed, how about condemning half the populace — those who espouse the “free stuff” mentality, as well?

Unlike the incumbent, Mitt Romney has successfully run a major state. Being an executive requires people skills, the ability to compromise, and “thinking outside the box.” Mitt Romney has demonstrated these qualities throughout his lifetime. Obama has been a community organizer and what else? Not even a full term as U.S. senator. A failed first term as President of the United States. His resume doesn’t portray him as the better candidate.

Mitt Romney is not George W. Bush and the times now are quite different from that which they were in 2000. Twelve years later, we’ve suffered through some pretty bad shit, at the behest of Obama, Bush, and their predecessors. The past four years of exponentially increasing debt, decreased world status, and mean-spirited partisan politics did not cure anything, they exacerbated what was already bad. Obama’s excuses don’t wash. It’s a tough job. He screwed it up.

I hope that we can find some new hope in Mitt Romney, hope that we thought we were getting when we bought the “Hope and Change” line the incumbent pandered. Hoping against hope, maybe, but sticking with the incumbent gives us no hope at all.

It will be a long road back. I believe Mitt Romney will work hard to bring in ideas from all quarters, as one must do to succeed in business. I believe that a Mitt Romney administration will not compromise progress for the sake of ideology. I believe that with a strong leader we can trust — and yes, I believe that Mitt Romney is sincere and trustworthy — we can unite to better shoulder the hardships that are as inevitable during a national rebuilding effort as the are during a football teams rebuilding effort.

The Nittany Turkey endorses Mitt Romney for President of the United States.

 

P.S.

No matter for whom you cast your ballot, please exercise your right and responsibility to vote, damnit!

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