Starting out as a true freshman, Christian Hackenberg looks all of his 18 years sitting next to our self-styled NFL superstar, Allen “Gimme da Damn Ball” Robinson. Hacky someday will be able to say “I knew him when…”
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Joe says
Hack–“So Allen, you’re happy right? I’ve thrown the ball to you 20 out of 30 times, so you’re happy right? Please say you’re happy!”
Allen “GTDB” Robinson–“Kid I’m only happy when I get ’em ALL thrown to me! Fuck those tight ends and the other stone handed receivers on this team. GIMME THE DAMN BALL!”
The Nittany Turkey says
Yeah, that about sums it up.
I wonder how he’ll act at the next level: like Jerry Rice or like Terrell Owens.
Right now, in my mind, he’ll be in broad area in-between like his namesake Keyshawn “Gimme the Damn Ball” Johnson or Plaxico “I Shot My Leg” Burress.
A little swagger is good. A lot makes for a team-disruptin’ pain in the ass.
As I’m frequently heard to say, they ain’t no “I” in “team”, but they’s three “Us” in “shUt the fUck Up!”
—TNT
Joe says
Ahhhh! but there is a “me” in team (at least the letters m & e).