Starting out as a true freshman, Christian Hackenberg looks all of his 18 years sitting next to our self-styled NFL superstar, Allen “Gimme da Damn Ball” Robinson. Hacky someday will be able to say “I knew him when…”
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Hack–“So Allen, you’re happy right? I’ve thrown the ball to you 20 out of 30 times, so you’re happy right? Please say you’re happy!”
Allen “GTDB” Robinson–“Kid I’m only happy when I get ’em ALL thrown to me! Fuck those tight ends and the other stone handed receivers on this team. GIMME THE DAMN BALL!”
Yeah, that about sums it up.
I wonder how he’ll act at the next level: like Jerry Rice or like Terrell Owens.
Right now, in my mind, he’ll be in broad area in-between like his namesake Keyshawn “Gimme the Damn Ball” Johnson or Plaxico “I Shot My Leg” Burress.
A little swagger is good. A lot makes for a team-disruptin’ pain in the ass.
As I’m frequently heard to say, they ain’t no “I” in “team”, but they’s three “Us” in “shUt the fUck Up!”
—TNT
Ahhhh! but there is a “me” in team (at least the letters m & e).