The Maize and Blue Margarita

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RD and Mike Drink
RD and Mike prepare to salute the Wolverines (fucking traitors!).

I forgot to include my opponent tribute cocktail of the week in the Michigan game recap. I invented one called the Maize and Blue Margarita. Start with a typical margarita, using blue curaçao instead of triple sec. ???? ????? Then add three candy corn kernels to represent the maize. Garnish with a lime slice and dat’s da name of dat tune.

It apparently worked pretty well for Michigan. ???? ????? ????? ?? ??????? Just kidding about the traitors. It was all my idea!

I got bored watching the Steelers suck, so I decided to post this. ???? ?????? ???? ??????

 

P.S.:

Please help me convince fellow bloggist Todd Sponsler (The Lion’s Den) not to leave the game. He’s thoroughly disgusted.


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The Nittany Turkey

The Nittany Turkey is an old geek who thinks he knows something about Penn State football, Type 2 diabetes, politics, and a lot of other things. He has been writing this drivel here for over twenty years for a small, yet appreciatively elite audience. This eclectic blog is more opinion than fact, as many blogs are, but at least I admit it!

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