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Minnesota AD Canned for Drunk Sexting

Posted on August 31, 2015 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Norwood Teague Out as Minnesota AD

Norwood Teague
Norwood Teague

While we’re warming up for the season — Saturday can’t come soon enough! — I’ll stop and take note of one more embarrassing Big Ten high-profile resignation. University of Minnesota Athletic Director Norwood Teague, 49, resigned as a result of a drunken sexting scandal involving coworkers. Penn State doesn’t play Minnesota this year, so our girls are doubly safe.

University of Minnesota President Eric Kaler’s initial reaction to the revelation that Teague was sending naughty texts to babes was that he had been “overserved” alcohol. That implies that he thinks one must drink whatever one is served. Now, come on, who does Kaler think he is? Obama? He thinks the public is so stupid and naïve that they’ll swallow his puerile externalization and set him free? He should have fired the AD and sent him to AA. [Read more…]

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Filed Under: Penn State Football, Sports Tagged With: Beth Goetz, Minnesota, Norwood Teague

Tim Beckman (ATB) Gone!

Posted on August 28, 2015 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Recall that this turkey had posited in my season predictions that this would be Tim Beckman’s final year as head football coach at Illinois: “We all hope this will be Asshole Tim Beckman’s (ATB) last year…”.

We didn’t have to put up with him for another year. The University of Illinois fired Tim Beckman today. [Read more…]

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Filed Under: Penn State Football Tagged With: Illinois, Tim Beckman

New Penn State Uniform Looks Kinda Gay

Posted on August 17, 2015 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Subtle, but gay, changes to Penn State football jerseys.

Gay new Penn State football uniform.
Gay new uniform jersey (click for larger picture).

Take a look at the picture. What is wrong with this picture? I dunno whether it was Sandy Barbour’s idea or what, but between the new 1855-less lion logo and this new frilly blouse, this old traditionalist ain’t too happy.

I imagine I’ll get over it.

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